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Kari

01-05-2004, 03:28 PM

.. why the cops have put

my office building in lock down. We can\'t leave. We can\'t get on the elevators. Traffic is backed up for

blocks. No one can stand in FRONT of the building. And, there\'s a SWAT team downstairs.

And, Glendale seems

such a QUIET little town.

Holmes

01-05-2004, 03:33 PM

Bruce Willis should

be there any minute.

Holmes

Icarus

01-05-2004, 03:46 PM

The Governator can

come too.

Kari

01-05-2004, 04:01 PM

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The Governator can come too.

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Well, we can use both. There are now THREE SWAT units. Nothing on the

news, yet, though the staions have their birds out. The cops say that somebody\'s baracaded on the first floor.

Meanwhile, the stairs are shut off, and the elevators are, too. So, there\'s no sneaking out.

What a

F*cking bore!

Pancho1188

01-05-2004, 04:09 PM

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Bruce Willis should be there any

minute.

Holmes

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On the contrary, Bruce Willis is already

there. He\'s somewhere in the basement, attic, or elevator shaft...It\'s Christmas Eve, and Holly works there.

He might\'ve already taken out a terrorist or two, we\'re not sure. All we know is this:

\"He\'s alone,

tired... and the only chance anyone has got.\"

\"What does he think he\'s doing???\"
\"His job!!!\"

Holmes

01-05-2004, 04:11 PM

Just make sure

there ain\'t a guy named Sonny in the building.

Holmes

Pancho1188

01-05-2004, 04:14 PM

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The Governator can come too.

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, we can use both. There are now THREE SWAT units. Nothing on the news, yet, though the

staions have their birds out. The cops say that somebody\'s baracaded on the first floor.

Meanwhile, the

stairs are shut off, and the elevators are, too. So, there\'s no sneaking out.

What a F*cking bore!

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Well, you\'ve always dreamt of sex at work...now\'s your chance and no

one will even hold it against you since you\'re stuck there, anyway.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kari

01-05-2004, 04:24 PM

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The

Governator can come too.

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, we can use both. There are now

THREE SWAT units. Nothing on the news, yet, though the staions have their birds out. The cops say that somebody\'s

baracaded on the first floor.

Meanwhile, the stairs are shut off, and the elevators are, too. So, there\'s no

sneaking out.

What a F*cking bore!

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, you\'ve always

dreamt of sex at work...now\'s your chance and no one will even hold it against you since you\'re stuck there,

anyway. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Oh,

honey.. there\'s nobody here I\'d want to f*ck.

BTW-- we hear it\'s the woman who runs the dry cleaning

establishment on the first floor. She\'s flipped out, and taken a hostage.

Almost two dozen police vehicles,

and counting. This includes three SWATs, about four unmarked, a few bikes, and a passel of pandas.

DAMN! I wish

that woman whouldust get bored and out the gun down.

Kari

01-05-2004, 04:24 PM

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The

Governator can come too.

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, we can use both. There are now

THREE SWAT units. Nothing on the news, yet, though the staions have their birds out. The cops say that somebody\'s

baracaded on the first floor.

Meanwhile, the stairs are shut off, and the elevators are, too. So, there\'s no

sneaking out.

What a F*cking bore!

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, you\'ve always

dreamt of sex at work...now\'s your chance and no one will even hold it against you since you\'re stuck there,

anyway. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Oh,

honey.. there\'s nobody here I\'d want to f*ck.

BTW-- we hear it\'s the woman who runs the dry cleaning

establishment on the first floor. She\'s flipped out, and taken a hostage.

Almost two dozen police vehicles,

and counting. This includes three SWATs, about four unmarked, a few bikes, and a passel of pandas.

DAMN! I wish

that woman whouldust get bored and out the gun down.

Pancho1188

01-05-2004, 04:28 PM

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The Governator can come too.

<hr

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Well, we can use both. There are now THREE SWAT units. Nothing on the

news, yet, though the staions have their birds out. The cops say that somebody\'s baracaded on the first floor.

Meanwhile, the stairs are shut off, and the elevators are, too. So, there\'s no sneaking out.

What a

F*cking bore!

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, you\'ve always dreamt of sex at

work...now\'s your chance and no one will even hold it against you since you\'re stuck there, anyway.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Oh, honey..

there\'s nobody here I\'d want to f*ck.

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What a horrible

situation. I\'ll be there in ten minutes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Kari

01-05-2004, 04:31 PM

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The Governator can come too.

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, we can use both. There are now THREE SWAT units. Nothing on the news, yet, though the

staions have their birds out. The cops say that somebody\'s baracaded on the first floor.

Meanwhile, the

stairs are shut off, and the elevators are, too. So, there\'s no sneaking out.

What a F*cking bore!

<hr

/></blockquote>

Well, you\'ve always dreamt of sex at work...now\'s your chance and no

one will even hold it against you since you\'re stuck there, anyway.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Oh, honey..

there\'s nobody here I\'d want to f*ck.

<hr /></blockquote>

What a horrible

situation. I\'ll be there in ten minutes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Hurry! And,

wear riot gear.. you\'ll fit right in. <so to speak>

Pancho1188

01-05-2004, 04:53 PM

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Hurry! And, wear riot gear.. you\'ll fit right

in. <so to speak>

<hr /></blockquote>

Whatever turns you on,

babaaaaay... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Danger Rivera-----Pancho

Rivera...Danger\'s my middle name...

Holmes

01-05-2004, 04:55 PM

Alright, he\'s

goin\' in!

Holmes

Pancho1188

01-05-2004, 05:13 PM

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Alright, he\'s goin\' in!

Holmes

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Wow, it\'s dark in here! It\'s really hot, and it\'s closing in all

around me!!! Good thing I have my riot gear for protection! Oh, man! It\'s an earthquake of some sort! I\'m

shaking like a Polaroid picture (thanks, Outkast)...more updates as I try to figure out where I am, but it\'s not

over yet!

Sexyredhead

01-05-2004, 06:07 PM

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Alright, he\'s goin\' in!

Holmes

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Wow, it\'s dark in here! It\'s really hot, and it\'s closing in all around me!!! Good

thing I have my riot gear for protection! Oh, man! It\'s an earthquake of some sort! I\'m shaking like a

Polaroid picture (thanks, Outkast)...more updates as I try to figure out where I am, but it\'s not over yet!

<hr /></blockquote>

Run into anybody else while you\'re in there?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kari

01-05-2004, 06:10 PM

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Alright, he\'s goin\' in!

Holmes

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OK, they evacuated us a little after 5 P (I usually leave at 3 P). I hear

it\'s all over the TV news. But, I\'m gonna wait and read about it in the LA Times, tomorrow. Getting out of

Glendale was ANOTHER whole adventure. The cops had shut off a lot of traffic arteries.

Last I saw, SWAT was

sneaking in through the delivery bay. I heard that they had tossed some flash-bangs.

So much for Glendale\'s

\"no crime\' rep! (Glendale is supposed to be the 16th safest city of a certain size,,, or something like that).

Kari

01-05-2004, 06:11 PM

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Hurry! And, wear riot gear.. you\'ll fit right in. <so to speak>

<hr /></blockquote>

Whatever turns you on, babaaaaay...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Danger Rivera-----Pancho Rivera...Danger\'s my middle name...

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Pancho D. Rivera? Gerald\'s, uh, son?

Pancho1188

01-05-2004, 06:45 PM

Damn, you got

me! My secret identity has been revealed!!!

J/K. No relation. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

bjf

01-05-2004, 08:37 PM

what ultimately

happened? or is it still going on?

Kari

01-06-2004, 06:57 AM

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what ultimately happened? or is it still going on?

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This is what happened, from the LA Times. They evacked us after a

couple of hours. Then, the SWAT guys went in through the delivery bay, and dazed her with flash-bangs.

She was

rambling about killing her husband-- who was at home. She said she,\"Only feels homocidal at work.\" I can relate

to that. <g> But.... don\'t hold up a whole building.......

I guess the whole incident lasted about 3.5

hours.

January 6, 2004 LA Times

LOS ANGELES
Woman Arrested After Standoff
Police use stun grenades to

subdue the Glendale resident, who had threatened to kill her husband.

Woman Arrested After Standoff
LOS

ANGELES

GLENDALE CA POLICE SIEGES ARRESTS

GLENDALE CA

POLICE SIEGES

By Michael Krikorian, Times Staff Writer

A Glendale woman threatened to kill her husband Monday

afternoon then barricaded herself in a shoe repair shop in the lobby of a Glendale high-rise for nearly three hours,

police said.

The woman, who had a hammer and what was thought to be a rifle, was arrested after officers fired

two stun grenades, Police Chief Randy Adams said. The rifle turned out to be a toy.

\"We had a distraught female who wanted to kill her husband,\" Adams said. But the husband wasn\'t at the Avid

Shoe Repair shop in the 600 block of Central Avenue when she arrived about 3 p.m.

Many of the workers of the

26-story building were evacuated and waited outside as police negotiated.

\"We talked to her at length, but she

refused to surrender and was armed with a hammer so our Special Response Team made a forced entry after firing flash

bangs,\" Adams said.

The woman, identified as Nazik Markarian, 50, was subdued after a brief struggle.

Adams

said she would be booked on suspicion of making a terrorist threat.

The woman had been involved in a previous

encounter with police when she threatened to jump from the building\'s parking structure, authorities said.

EXIT63

01-06-2004, 09:37 AM

So how come they

released you so quickly? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Pancho1188

01-06-2004, 09:46 AM

Well, I subdued

the threat... It was dark, and I thought Kari met me at the bottom for some serious action... It turned out it was

the woman who wanted to kill her husband. I must\'ve scared her back into liking her husband (I remember hearing,

\"Get off me, you pervert!!!\"...\"Oh, I\'m sorry. I thought you were someone else.\"), and so she

surrendered and everyone could clear the building. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Kari

01-06-2004, 09:47 AM

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So how come they released you so quickly?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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They had her

cornered in the shoe shop/dry cleaners. They released us in small groups. We had to go down the back stairs (no

elevator availability). We then had to go into the parking structure, or across the street to the side of the

buildling. We were not allowed near the front or back entrances.

I hear I was on TV. Sneaking out. <g>

Kari

01-06-2004, 09:49 AM

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Well, I subdued the threat... It was dark, and I

thought Kari met me at the bottom for some serious action... It turned out it was the woman who wanted to kill her

husband. I must\'ve scared her back into liking her husband (I remember hearing, \"Get off me, you

pervert!!!\"...\"Oh, I\'m sorry. I thought you were someone else.\"), and so she surrendered and everyone

could clear the building. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Is THAT where

the hell you were??????? I thought you\'d stood me up!!!!!!!!! I was PISSED! (And, very disappointed)

Pancho1188

01-06-2004, 09:55 AM

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<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Well, I subdued the threat... It was dark, and I thought Kari met me at the

bottom for some serious action... It turned out it was the woman who wanted to kill her husband. I must\'ve

scared her back into liking her husband (I remember hearing, \"Get off me, you pervert!!!\"...\"Oh, I\'m sorry.

I thought you were someone else.\"), and so she surrendered and everyone could clear the building.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Is THAT where the hell you were??????? I thought you\'d stood me

up!!!!!!!!! I was PISSED! (And, very disappointed)

<hr /></blockquote>

Yeah, I was

like Inspector Gadget...accidentally saving the day when I was really trying to do something else.

BTW, she was

disappointed, too. Apparently her husband is \"Mr. 13\"... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kari

01-06-2004, 09:58 AM

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Well, I

subdued the threat... It was dark, and I thought Kari met me at the bottom for some serious action... It turned

out it was the woman who wanted to kill her husband. I must\'ve scared her back into liking her husband (I

remember hearing, \"Get off me, you pervert!!!\"...\"Oh, I\'m sorry. I thought you were someone else.\"), and

so she surrendered and everyone could clear the building. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Is THAT where

the hell you were??????? I thought you\'d stood me up!!!!!!!!! I was PISSED! (And, very disappointed)

<hr

/></blockquote>

Yeah, I was like Inspector Gadget...accidentally saving the day when I was

really trying to do something else.

BTW, she was disappointed, too. Apparently her husband is \"Mr. 13\"...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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13 inches, or seconds? <g>

Pancho1188

01-06-2004, 10:16 AM

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Well, I subdued the threat... It was dark, and

I thought Kari met me at the bottom for some serious action... It turned out it was the woman who wanted to kill

her husband. I must\'ve scared her back into liking her husband (I remember hearing, \"Get off me, you

pervert!!!\"...\"Oh, I\'m sorry. I thought you were someone else.\"), and so she surrendered and everyone

could clear the building. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Is THAT where

the hell you were??????? I thought you\'d stood me up!!!!!!!!! I was PISSED! (And, very disappointed)

<hr

/></blockquote>

Yeah, I was like Inspector Gadget...accidentally saving the day when I was

really trying to do something else.

BTW, she was disappointed, too. Apparently her husband is \"Mr. 13\"...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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13 inches, or seconds? <g>

<hr /></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Icarus

01-06-2004, 10:26 AM

13 inches per

second.

Extreme

Elana

01-06-2004, 11:07 AM

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13 inches per second.

Extreme

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Wooooo

Kari

01-06-2004, 11:11 AM

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13 inches per second.

Extreme

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Wooooo

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No WONDER she was torqued! At least Panch got her to give herself up, though. Thanks, Panch!

Pancho1188

01-06-2004, 11:12 AM

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13 inches per second.

Extreme

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They say that the average man takes 10 seconds to become fully erect, so

that would mean that this man has a 10\'10\" member... Take that and shove it---wait, that probably wasn\'t

the best figure of speech at that exact moment... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Sexyredhead

01-06-2004, 11:13 AM

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13 inches per second.

Extreme

<hr /></blockquote>

They say that the average man takes 10 seconds to become fully erect, so that would mean that

this man has a 10\'10\" member... Take that and shove it---wait, that probably wasn\'t the best figure of

speech at that exact moment... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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Or maybe he\'s just really fast. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Ouch!

Kari

01-06-2004, 01:49 PM

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13 inches per

second.

Extreme

<hr /></blockquote>

They say that the average man takes 10 seconds

to become fully erect, so that would mean that this man has a 10\'10\" member... Take that and shove it---wait,

that probably wasn\'t the best figure of speech at that exact moment...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Or maybe

he\'s just really fast. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Ouch!

<hr /></blockquote>

Like Superman? Faster than a speeding bullet?

Sexyredhead

01-06-2004, 01:51 PM

...or a

jackhammer.

Pancho1188

01-06-2004, 06:00 PM

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13 inches per second.

Extreme

<hr

/></blockquote>

They say that the average man takes 10 seconds to become fully erect, so

that would mean that this man has a 10\'10\" member... Take that and shove it---wait, that probably wasn\'t

the best figure of speech at that exact moment... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Or maybe he\'s just really fast.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Ouch!

<hr /></blockquote>

Like

Superman? Faster than a speeding bullet?

<hr /></blockquote>

Awww, man!!! That

reminds me of a joke...too bad I can\'t remember it... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I\'ll

take a shot, anyway.

A man did a good deed for a person who ended up being an angel. In return, the angel asked

if he would like anything in return. \"Well, I would like to have a bigger penis.\" So, the angel said, \"Well,

sir, every time you help someone and they say, \'Thank you\', you will grow an inch. Just say whenever

you\'re satisfied and it\'ll stop.\" So the man seems skeptical of this, so he goes along with his daily

business. He helps an elderly woman cross the street, and she says \"Thank you, sir.\" All of the sudden, the

man feels a little bigger. He gets home and checks his member, and it grew an inch! He couldn\'t believe it! He

then goes out and helps his neighbor fix his computer that wasn\'t working right. \"Thank you, man!\" His

pants again felt a little different. He goes back into his room, and, indeed, he has another inch! \"Wow, man.

One more inch, and I\'ll be satisfied!\" He\'s really excited about this, so he goes down to the grocery store

to help someone carry groceries home. He ends up helping this very nice Indian man home, who is so amazed at his

generosity that he replies, \"1,000 thank yous!!!\"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Newspaper Headline: \"Man killed by

human torpedo!\"