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Elana

01-02-2004, 06:13 PM

http://www.infomercialscams.com/ (\"http://www.infomercialscams.com/\")

Sexyredhead

01-02-2004, 06:21 PM

I don\'t watch infomercials. I rarely watch tv. Just the sports, babe. Just the sports.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Oh, and some geeky sci-fi stuff. But that\'s all.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Elana

01-02-2004, 06:23 PM

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Oh, and some geeky sci-fi stuff. But that\'s

all.

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What a surprise.

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Sexyredhead

01-02-2004, 06:25 PM

Perhaps I have better things to do than to be up all hours of the night watching tv with a bucket of

ice cream. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

01-02-2004, 06:26 PM

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Perhaps I have better things to do than to be up

all hours of the night watching tv with a bucket of ice cream. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I am not going

to lie. I have been eyeing that steam shark. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sexyredhead

01-02-2004, 06:28 PM

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Perhaps I have better things to do than to be up all hours of the night

watching tv with a bucket of ice cream. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I am not going

to lie. I have been eyeing that steam shark. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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/></blockquote>

I have no idea what that is, and I\'m not sure I want to.

Pancho1188

01-02-2004, 07:20 PM

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I don\'t watch infomercials. I rarely

watch tv. Just the sports, babe. Just the sports. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Oh, and

some geeky sci-fi stuff. But that\'s all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Then you\'re

invited to watch the Dead Zone with me sometime...and we can even watch Sports Center afterwards...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Then again..........if I had an attractive woman with me, I

probably would rather try to make my own way around the bases than watch someone else do it...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Sports

Center\'s out... Pancho in Heat marathon\'s in!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Sexyredhead

01-02-2004, 07:25 PM

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I don\'t watch infomercials. I rarely watch tv. Just the sports, babe. Just

the sports. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Oh, and some geeky sci-fi stuff. But that\'s

all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Then you\'re invited to watch the Dead Zone with me sometime...and we

can even watch Sports Center afterwards... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Then

again..........if I had an attractive woman with me, I probably would rather try to make my own way around the bases

than watch someone else do it... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Sports Center\'s out... Pancho in Heat marathon\'s

in!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

As long

as it\'s not the late night Sports Center. That one\'s the best.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif We could do the nasty while your soap is on, then take a break

during sports center. Us older babes require more work, ya know. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Pancho1188

01-02-2004, 07:35 PM

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As long as it\'s not the late night

Sports Center. That one\'s the best. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif We could do the

nasty while your soap is on, then take a break during sports center. Us older babes require more work, ya know.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Soap?!?!?!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I\'m almost offended...if I hadn\'t just drawn first blood

when I told you we\'d skip the late-night Sports Center... I guess I had that coming.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Oh, yes... I am familiar with the \"more work\"...and believe

me...plenty of it. I didn\'t call it a marathon for nothing...

Included in the Pancho in Heat package

is a free massage with every session. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I\'d say more, but

sometimes I just let my hands do the talking...

Sexyredhead

01-02-2004, 07:41 PM

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Soap?!?!?! I\'m almost

offended...if I hadn\'t just drawn first blood when I told you we\'d skip the late-night Sports Center... I

guess I had that coming. Oh, yes... I am familiar with the \"more work\"...and believe me...plenty of it. I

didn\'t call it a marathon for nothing...

Included in the Pancho in Heat package is a free massage with every

session. I\'d say more, but sometimes I just let my hands do the talking...

<hr /></blockquote>

Was that first blood, or just the luck of ignorance?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I just love

younger men. All eager, full of energy, and willing to work till the job\'s done.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And massages,

eh? Nothing like a man who\'s good with his hands. I have a new massage toy you might appreciate yourself. Got it

today actually. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Pancho1188

01-02-2004, 07:52 PM

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http://www.infomercialscams.com/ (\"http://www.infomercialscams.com/\")

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/></blockquote>

The theory: if you stay up long enough, this is what you\'ll eventually

start to think:

I don\'t think my knife can cut through a shoe...or a penny!!!

I\'d like to lose the flab

on my buns, hips, and thighs! That miracle cream/machine/shake looks like it\'ll do the trick!

Hmmm, with just

10 minutes a day, 3 days a week, I could have those abs of the guy who\'s standing on a rotating platform so I can

get the 180-degree view of his six-pack...

Wow, this wonderful product is so revolutionary! I wonder why it\'s

not sold in stores...

Yes, I want to remove those unsightly hairs!!! Razors scratch and waxing is painful! Give

me the thing that vibrates me into hairlessness!

I can keep punching Slam Man! He won\'t mind!

I don\'t

have enough room for all of my winter clothes...why don\'t I stick them in a ziplock back and suck all of the air

out for easy storage!

Wow, there\'s a magic pill that stops hangovers!!!

EXIT63

01-04-2004, 04:15 AM

Anyone tried the George Forman grill?

Didn\'t notice it on this site.

franki

01-04-2004, 04:41 AM

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Perhaps I have better things to do than to be up all hours of the night

watching tv with a bucket of ice cream. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I am not

going to lie. I have been eyeing that steam shark. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

I am almost too embarassed to say it, but I bought a version of the

SteamBuggy called the SteamDuck.. I only used it once..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Pancho1188

01-04-2004, 11:13 AM

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Anyone tried the George Forman

grill?

Didn\'t notice it on this site.

<hr /></blockquote>

I lived for two

years in college with nothing but the George Foreman grill and a food steamer. I cooked everything from chicken and

veggies to soup, garlic bread, wings, pasta, pizza, and anything else you can imagine with only those two items.

The George Foreman grill is quite a machine. I highly recommend one.

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Elana

01-04-2004, 11:46 AM

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The George Foreman grill is quite a

machine.

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I like mine too. It is slanted, so all of the grease/fat

runs right off into the drip plate.

EXIT63

01-04-2004, 01:48 PM

Thanx

Whitehall

01-04-2004, 02:01 PM

I\'ve got one too and

am not that impressed. First, you have to wipe up all that grease and goo afterwards - a messy, digusting job.

Second, mine has no on/off switch so I have to pull the plug to turn it off - bad design since a plug is no

substitute for a switch.

What really burned me was burning my hand by touching a hidden hot metal surface on the

side.

Frankly, I don\'t see how this could rate a UL listing - it\'s dangerous.

Still, it works well

enough but unless its raining, I prefer my outdoor propane grill.

Sexyredhead

01-04-2004, 02:42 PM

It\'s become a

staple for college students, and they don\'t seem to have nearly the problems you had with it. I\'m sure with

practice, you\'ll improve. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
A wet paper towel gets it all up for

me, and my waffle iron doesn\'t have an on/off switch either. Maybe I\'m just used to the cheap stuff.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Pancho1188

01-04-2004, 04:09 PM

The old version of

the Foreman has a timer and on/off switch, but the new one with the pretty colors doesn\'t have one. I, for one,

was pretty upset when I saw the change (my dad bought me a new one because the other one was getting old), but I

noticed that my roommates in college pulled the plug all of the time with the old one I had, anyway...so I got used

to doing things that way and now it\'s no big deal. I had to unplug it to wash the thing, so I figured it\'s

nothing. However, the lack of a timer means I actually have to be paying attention now or else I\'ll overcook the

food.........

Sexyredhead

01-04-2004, 04:15 PM

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The old version of the Foreman has a timer and

on/off switch, but the new one with the pretty colors doesn\'t have one. I, for one, was pretty upset when I saw

the change (my dad bought me a new one because the other one was getting old), but I noticed that my roommates in

college pulled the plug all of the time with the old one I had, anyway...so I got used to doing things that way and

now it\'s no big deal. I had to unplug it to wash the thing, so I figured it\'s nothing. However, the lack of

a timer means I actually have to be paying attention now or else I\'ll overcook the food.........

<hr

/></blockquote>

Maybe your version of old is not so old as mine.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif My old one has a red light on the front. When it goes off, it\'s

hot enough. Then you watch what you\'re cooking till it\'s done, and unplug the sucker. After you eat, wipe it

off with a wet paper towel. I\'ve never seen the new-fangled kind with not only an on/off switch, but a timer too!

Wow. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Pancho1188

01-04-2004, 04:48 PM

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<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
The old version of the Foreman has a timer and on/off switch, but the new one

with the pretty colors doesn\'t have one. I, for one, was pretty upset when I saw the change (my dad bought me a

new one because the other one was getting old), but I noticed that my roommates in college pulled the plug all of

the time with the old one I had, anyway...so I got used to doing things that way and now it\'s no big deal. I had

to unplug it to wash the thing, so I figured it\'s nothing. However, the lack of a timer means I actually have to

be paying attention now or else I\'ll overcook the food.........

<hr /></blockquote>

Maybe your version of old is not so old as mine.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif My old one has a red light on the front. When it goes off, it\'s

hot enough. Then you watch what you\'re cooking till it\'s done, and unplug the sucker. After you eat, wipe it

off with a wet paper towel. I\'ve never seen the new-fangled kind with not only an on/off switch, but a timer too!

Wow. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Stop by

and I\'ll show it to you. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Seriously, though, I guess you had one of the first versions, I

must\'ve had a later one, and now I have the new one with the pretty color and bun warmer. I miss the timer and

on/off switch, though... I\'ll just have to use my watch timer and...God forbid...actually pay attention to the

passage of time while I cook... I usually just watch Seinfeld on my computer, get up about half-way through the

show, and the food is done. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

BassMan

01-05-2004, 12:29 PM

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It\'s become a staple for college students, and

they don\'t seem to have nearly the problems you had with it. I\'m sure with practice, you\'ll improve.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
A wet paper towel gets it all up for me, and my waffle iron

doesn\'t have an on/off switch either. Maybe I\'m just used to the cheap stuff.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I have the

grill, which does an ok job, but I seldom use it because my cast iron pan is just as good and it\'s already on the

stove.

The rotisserie jr., on the other hand, is wonderful. I\'ve done pork roasts, lamb roasts, sausages,

roast beef, whole chickens, turkey breasts, and an entire turkey (admittedly a small one) on it. Always good, fairly

easy to clean in the dishwasher.

Elana

01-05-2004, 01:12 PM

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<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
It\'s

become a staple for college students, and they don\'t seem to have nearly the problems you had with it. I\'m

sure with practice, you\'ll improve. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
A wet paper towel gets it

all up for me, and my waffle iron doesn\'t have an on/off switch either. Maybe I\'m just used to the cheap

stuff. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I

have the grill, which does an ok job, but I seldom use it because my cast iron pan is just as good and it\'s

already on the stove.

The rotisserie jr., on the other hand, is wonderful. I\'ve done pork roasts, lamb roasts,

sausages, roast beef, whole chickens, turkey breasts, and an entire turkey (admittedly a small one) on it. Always

good, fairly easy to clean in the dishwasher.

<hr /></blockquote>

I LOVE my George

Forman Jr. rotisserie! I use it at least twice a week.

Holmes

01-05-2004, 01:48 PM

On a similar (infomercial-related) note:

Has anyone used one of those Bowflex units?

Holmes

Sexyredhead

01-05-2004, 01:51 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
On a similar (infomercial-related)

note:

Has anyone used one of those Bowflex units?

Holmes

<hr /></blockquote>

I remember years ago watching the Soloflex infomercials. Most nights about 11:00. A bunch of us

girls would pop some popcorn and just watch that guy work out. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Kari

01-05-2004, 02:21 PM

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Soap?!?!?! I\'m almost offended...if I hadn\'t just drawn first blood

when I told you we\'d skip the late-night Sports Center... I guess I had that coming. Oh, yes... I am familiar

with the \"more work\"...and believe me...plenty of it. I didn\'t call it a marathon for nothing...

Included

in the Pancho in Heat package is a free massage with every session. I\'d say more, but sometimes I just let my

hands do the talking...

<hr /></blockquote>

Was that first blood, or just the luck

of ignorance? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I just love younger men. All eager, full of energy, and willing to work till the job\'s done.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And massages,

eh? Nothing like a man who\'s good with his hands. I have a new massage toy you might appreciate yourself. Got it

today actually. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Hmmm... some younger men are a little quick on the trigger. Not

our Panch, of course.

Pancho1188

01-05-2004, 03:49 PM

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<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Soap?!?!?!

I\'m almost offended...if I hadn\'t just drawn first blood when I told you we\'d skip the late-night Sports

Center... I guess I had that coming. Oh, yes... I am familiar with the \"more work\"...and believe me...plenty of

it. I didn\'t call it a marathon for nothing...

Included in the Pancho in Heat package is a free massage with

every session. I\'d say more, but sometimes I just let my hands do the talking...

<hr /></blockquote>

Was that first blood, or just the luck of ignorance?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I just love

younger men. All eager, full of energy, and willing to work till the job\'s done.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And massages,

eh? Nothing like a man who\'s good with his hands. I have a new massage toy you might appreciate yourself. Got it

today actually. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Hmmm... some younger men are a little quick on the trigger. Not

our Panch, of course.

<hr /></blockquote>

For the most part, I set my pace to the

female I\'m with... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Also, I\'ve had much experience with

shy girls who took SO LONG to get comfortable enough with their own bodies for sex...and many were so nervous that

they would love me pleasing them but were too afraid to touch me...so, I\'ve had a lot of experience going for

hours of kissing, massaging, touching, and pleasing a woman with my hands and mouth before actual sex... One of my

ex\'s claimed that I got her into double-digit orgasms over the course of one of those \"marathons\"... Go

figure. I am the first to admit, though, that I don\'t want that every time and sometimes just want primative,

animalistic, hard-core quickies. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif You wouldn\'t believe how

antsy I get after all of that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Okay, this post shows two

things:
1. I need to find myself a woman because I\'m obviously missing out right now...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
2. My talent is going to waste, dammit!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

*Rolls

Eyes*

Such is Pancho...what a dork. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

EXIT63

01-06-2004, 03:42 AM

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For the most part, I set my pace to the female

I\'m with...

Also, I\'ve had much experience with shy girls who took SO LONG to get comfortable enough with

their own bodies for sex...and many were so nervous that they would love me pleasing them but were too afraid to

touch me...so, I\'ve had a lot of experience going for hours of kissing, massaging, touching, and pleasing a woman

with my hands and mouth before actual sex... One of my ex\'s claimed that I got her into double-digit orgasms over

the course of one of those \"marathons\"... Go figure. I am the first to admit, though, that I don\'t want that

every time and sometimes just want primative, animalistic, hard-core quickies. You wouldn\'t believe how antsy I

get after all of that.

Okay, this post shows two things:
1. I need to find myself a woman because I\'m

obviously missing out right now...
2. My talent is going to waste, dammit!

<hr /></blockquote>

And then the alarm clock went off. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

01-06-2004, 05:48 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
For the most part, I set my pace to the female I\'m with...

Also,

I\'ve had much experience with shy girls who took SO LONG to get comfortable enough with their own bodies for

sex...and many were so nervous that they would love me pleasing them but were too afraid to touch me...so, I\'ve

had a lot of experience going for hours of kissing, massaging, touching, and pleasing a woman with my hands and

mouth before actual sex... One of my ex\'s claimed that I got her into double-digit orgasms over the course of one

of those \"marathons\"... Go figure. I am the first to admit, though, that I don\'t want that every time and

sometimes just want primative, animalistic, hard-core quickies. You wouldn\'t believe how antsy I get after all

of that.

Okay, this post shows two things:
1. I need to find myself a woman because I\'m obviously missing

out right now...
2. My talent is going to waste, dammit!

<hr /></blockquote>

And

then the alarm clock went off. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Pancho1188

01-06-2004, 08:37 AM