At last... WOMEN'S Preference Poll [Archive] - Love-Scent Pheromones Forum

Pancho1188

12-29-2003, 12:27 PM

Just trying to make everything fair because this stuff SHOULD be more important to women/gay men because they\'re

the ones who actually deal with the things... This is not as accurate as previous polls because I\'m sure women

aren\'t thinking, \"You know, I definitely prefer 6.32 and I won\'t vote unless there\'s an option for

it.\"

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN

NAME=\"pollname\" VALUE=\"1072726020Pancho1188\">

Penis Length Preference Poll
<input

type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />2-3
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\"

/>3-4
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />4-5
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\"

value=\"4\" />5-6
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\" />6-7
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"6\" />7-8
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"7\" />8-9
<input

type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"8\" />9-10
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"9\"

/>10-11
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"10\" />11-12
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\"

value=\"11\" />12-13
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"12\" />Unless you\'re 1 inch or 15

inches, size doesn\'t matter
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"13\" />The person is more

important than the size...
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"14\" />I really don\'t care so men

just shut up already!!! Stop being insecure...confidence is sexy!!!

<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit

VALUE=\"Submit vote\" class=\"buttons\"></form>

I realize that this is a bad way to write a poll because the

numbers overlap (2-3, 3-4), but do the best you can. Oh, and if you want to put bogus responses, you can...but if

you want to shut up the men, make it honest. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif There\'s your

motivation for honesty. I\'m just trying to end this trivial debate once and for all... Help me out!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Elana

12-29-2003, 12:33 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I really don\'t care so men just shut up

already!!! Stop being insecure...confidence is sexy!!!

<hr /></blockquote>

My vote.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Pancho1188

12-29-2003, 12:37 PM

Word.

Holmes----I mean Pancho

Kari

12-29-2003, 01:00 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Just trying to make everything fair because this

stuff SHOULD be more important to women/gay men because they\'re the ones who actually deal with the things...

This is not as accurate as previous polls because I\'m sure women aren\'t thinking, \"You know, I definitely

prefer 6.32 and I won\'t vote unless there\'s an option for it.\"

<FORM METHOD=POST

ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME=\"pollname\"

VALUE=\"1072726020Pancho1188\">
Penis Length Preference Poll
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />2-3
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\"

/>3-4
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />4-5
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"4\" />5-6
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\"

/>6-7
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"6\" />7-8
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"7\" />8-9
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"8\"

/>9-10
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"9\" />10-11
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"10\" />11-12
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"11\"

/>12-13
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"12\" />Unless you\'re 1 inch or 15 inches,

size doesn\'t matter
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"13\" />The person is more

important than the size...
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"14\" />I really don\'t care

so men just shut up already!!! Stop being insecure...confidence is sexy!!!

<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit

VALUE=\"Submit vote\" class=\"buttons\"></form>

I realize that this is a bad way to write a poll

because the numbers overlap (2-3, 3-4), but do the best you can. Oh, and if you want to put bogus responses, you

can...but if you want to shut up the men, make it honest. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

There\'s your motivation for honesty. I\'m just trying to end this trivial debate once and for all... Help me

out! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I voted

the last choice-- \"shut up and be confident.\"

Elana

12-29-2003, 01:08 PM

You should have given us the option of a guy that wears a lot of EW and doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may

want that option. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

belgareth

12-29-2003, 01:37 PM

A poll asking women\'s preference in men would be a lot more informative if it listed personality

types rather thna penis size. It\'s pretty rare you can tell how well hung a man is while he is dressed. That is

when a woman\'s preference makes the biggest difference, while he is trying to sell his bill of goods. If he

cannot convince a woman he is worthwhile while he is dressed, penis size will make almost no difference. I\'d

start the poll but honestly have no idea of what characteristics a woman looks at in a man, I wouldn\'t know where

to start. Would any of you lovely ladies out there care to give it a try?

Pancho1188

12-29-2003, 01:51 PM

Kari

12-29-2003, 02:01 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
A poll asking women\'s preference in men would be

a lot more informative if it listed personality types rather thna penis size. It\'s pretty rare you can tell how

well hung a man is while he is dressed. That is when a woman\'s preference makes the biggest difference, while he

is trying to sell his bill of goods. If he cannot convince a woman he is worthwhile while he is dressed, penis size

will make almost no difference. I\'d start the poll but honestly have no idea of what characteristics a woman

looks at in a man, I wouldn\'t know where to start. Would any of you lovely ladies out there care to give it a

try?

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, a guy can get an impressive looking package if he,

like Tom Jones (the singer, not the fictional character) keeps a roll of quarters in his pocket.

If gonna say I

like intelligence--- VERY sexy, I like a guy who is well informed, sensitivity is nice (but not to a Byronic

degree), consideration. NO machismo.. except in the gym <g>. I like a man who treats me like a friend,

initially, before we get into lover. A good sense of humor, and quick wit are sexy. Grounded, but imaginative (as

in, not California-flakey-airy). Responsible.

I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so

don\'t.

I know all that sounds trite. But.. when one hears women talking about their favorite men... those

qualities are oft mentioned.

Does he have subtance? Or can I blow in one of his ears and hear it whistling out

the other? <G>

Pancho1188

12-29-2003, 02:10 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Does he have subtance? Or can I blow

in one of his ears and hear it whistling out the other?

<hr /></blockquote>

When I

cover my ears, I can hear the ocean... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Sudden

Realization: That was playful, friendly, and witty. Did that just make me attractive?!?!?!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

New Realization: Wait, she said \" Good sense of

humor\"... Damn. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Elana

12-29-2003, 02:22 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game

a mile off-- so don\'t.

<hr /></blockquote>

If he brings his friends, I can help

you out. My degree is in Sociology. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Holmes

12-29-2003, 02:23 PM

Fictional Tom Jones? You mean the cat?

Holmes

Kari

12-29-2003, 02:35 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so don\'t.

<hr /></blockquote>

If he brings his friends, I can help you out. My degree is in

Sociology. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Cool! We\'ll double-team him! <g>

Kari

12-29-2003, 02:36 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Does he have subtance? Or can I blow in one of his ears and hear it

whistling out the other?

<hr /></blockquote>

When I cover my ears, I can hear the

ocean... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Sudden Realization: That was playful, friendly,

and witty. Did that just make me attractive?!?!?! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

New

Realization: Wait, she said \" Good sense of humor\"... Damn.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Twisted is

good.....

Pancho1188

12-29-2003, 02:54 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have two

degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so don\'t.

<hr /></blockquote>

If he brings his friends, I can help you out. My degree is in Sociology.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Cool!

We\'ll double-team him! <g>

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, if he needs sound

financial advice, wants to create a database, or wants to dig deeper into his personality, I can help with my degree

in Finance with Management Information Systems and Psychology minors...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Then again, I don\'t know why I\'d want to help when I\'d

MUCH rather be the guy you\'re talking about................. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Elana

12-29-2003, 03:06 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
If gonna say I like intelligence--- VERY sexy, I

like a guy who is well informed, sensitivity is nice consideration. NO machismo..

<hr /></blockquote>

I\'ll take some of that, but I\'ll have mine with a bit of the machismo thrown in there

for taste. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Icarus

12-29-2003, 03:09 PM

Hairy hands.

Elana

12-29-2003, 03:14 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Hairy hands.

<hr /></blockquote>

beard growing from his hands

belgareth

12-29-2003, 03:21 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
A poll asking women\'s preference in men would be a lot more informative if

it listed personality types rather thna penis size. It\'s pretty rare you can tell how well hung a man is while he

is dressed. That is when a woman\'s preference makes the biggest difference, while he is trying to sell his bill

of goods. If he cannot convince a woman he is worthwhile while he is dressed, penis size will make almost no

difference. I\'d start the poll but honestly have no idea of what characteristics a woman looks at in a man, I

wouldn\'t know where to start. Would any of you lovely ladies out there care to give it a try?

<hr

/></blockquote>

Well, a guy can get an impressive looking package if he, like Tom Jones

(the singer, not the fictional character) keeps a roll of quarters in his pocket.

If gonna say I like

intelligence--- VERY sexy, I like a guy who is well informed, sensitivity is nice (but not to a Byronic degree),

consideration. NO machismo.. except in the gym <g>. I like a man who treats me like a friend, initially,

before we get into lover. A good sense of humor, and quick wit are sexy. Grounded, but imaginative (as in, not

California-flakey-airy). Responsible.

I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so

don\'t.

I know all that sounds trite. But.. when one hears women talking about their favorite men... those

qualities are oft mentioned.

Does he have subtance? Or can I blow in one of his ears and hear it whistling out

the other? <G>

<hr /></blockquote>

Kari,

Thanks for reinforcing what I

already believed. Of course there are many women out there who only look for money or style or game or whatever in a

man but they usually don\'t have much between their ears either. A smart woman I can talk too is so much more fun

than some ditz that needs five minutes to answer \"Good Morning\".

MysteriousMan

12-29-2003, 03:29 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
A poll asking women\'s preference in men would be a lot more informative if

it listed personality types rather thna penis size. It\'s pretty rare you can tell how well hung a man is while he

is dressed. That is when a woman\'s preference makes the biggest difference, while he is trying to sell his bill

of goods. If he cannot convince a woman he is worthwhile while he is dressed, penis size will make almost no

difference. I\'d start the poll but honestly have no idea of what characteristics a woman looks at in a man, I

wouldn\'t know where to start. Would any of you lovely ladies out there care to give it a try?

<hr

/></blockquote>

Well, a guy can get an impressive looking package if he, like Tom Jones

(the singer, not the fictional character) keeps a roll of quarters in his pocket.

If gonna say I like

intelligence--- VERY sexy, I like a guy who is well informed, sensitivity is nice (but not to a Byronic degree),

consideration. NO machismo.. except in the gym <g>. I like a man who treats me like a friend, initially,

before we get into lover. A good sense of humor, and quick wit are sexy. Grounded, but imaginative (as in, not

California-flakey-airy). Responsible.

I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so

don\'t.

I know all that sounds trite. But.. when one hears women talking about their favorite men... those

qualities are oft mentioned.

Does he have subtance? Or can I blow in one of his ears and hear it whistling out

the other? <G>

<hr /></blockquote>

I like the way you are selecting. Most men

AND women fail.

Ooops. I have a slighly different degree. Douglas Adams said, people with my degree are not

invited to this sort of parties :-)

MysteriousMan

MadMaxx

12-29-2003, 09:06 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
You should have given us the option of a guy that

wears a lot of EW and doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may want that option.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Elana, lay off

the EW thing. Despite your \"beliefs\", women KNOW I have a penis, some of them definitely want it, and some of

them get it. Women do NOT mistake me for gay, for female, or for being penisless. I am unmistakably male; alpha male

likely, and a bit of EW does\'t destroy that. Of course, you probably know better, since you are actually living

life in my skin, right? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 04:28 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
You should have given us the option of a guy that wears a lot of EW and

doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may want that option. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Elana, lay off the EW thing. Despite your \"beliefs\", women

KNOW I have a penis, some of them definitely want it, and some of them get it. Women do NOT mistake me for gay, for

female, or for being penisless. I am unmistakably male; alpha male likely, and a bit of EW does\'t destroy that.

Of course, you probably know better, since you are actually living life in my skin, right?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Damn...somebody is feeling defensive. I was not thinking about you when I wrote that. It

was a joke. It really seemed to bother you. Nobody is doubting you have a penis.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

EXIT63

12-30-2003, 04:40 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
You should

have given us the option of a guy that wears a lot of EW and doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may want that

option. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Elana,

lay off the EW thing. Despite your \"beliefs\", women KNOW I have a penis, some of them definitely want it, and

some of them get it. Women do NOT mistake me for gay, for female, or for being penisless. I am unmistakably male;

alpha male likely, and a bit of EW does\'t destroy that. Of course, you probably know better, since you are

actually living life in my skin, right? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Damn...somebody is feeling defensive. I was not thinking about you when I

wrote that. It was a joke. It really seemed to bother you.

<hr /></blockquote>

Elana, you\'d better be careful with him...He has a penis...And he\'s not afraid to use it.

Kari

12-30-2003, 06:40 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
You should

have given us the option of a guy that wears a lot of EW and doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may want that

option. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Elana,

lay off the EW thing. Despite your \"beliefs\", women KNOW I have a penis, some of them definitely want it, and

some of them get it. Women do NOT mistake me for gay, for female, or for being penisless. I am unmistakably male;

alpha male likely, and a bit of EW does\'t destroy that. Of course, you probably know better, since you are

actually living life in my skin, right? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Damn...somebody is feeling defensive. I was not thinking about you when I

wrote that. It was a joke. It really seemed to bother you. Nobody is doubting you have a penis.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Well.... I

wouldna thunk wearing EW by a male would work, either. But.... I guess nothing succeeds like success. <g>

Elana

12-30-2003, 06:43 AM

Don\'t make me pull up the old Dick and balls perfume for women thread.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

If it works for

them, then by golly it should work for us. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 06:47 AM

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

http://www.serve

r2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=humor&Number=70281&page=&v iew=&sb=5&o=&

amp;fpart=1&vc=1 (\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.ph

p?Cat=&Board=humor&Number=70281&page=&view=&sb=5&o =&fpart=1&vc=1\")

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 09:10 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Don\'t make me pull up the old Dick

and balls perfume for women thread. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

If it works for them, then by golly it should work for us.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Wow, Elana and

FTR were on to something!!! Think about it... Girls love homosexual men... Hot guys with fashion sense who like

to shop...it\'s the perfect combination for any female, right? WELL, if a girl puts on the Dick and Balls spray,

homosexuals will FINALLY become strangely attracted to women! Women can finally have the men of their dreams!!!

Wow, what a miracle liquid...

Sure, you\'d turn off every straight man, but women really want the gay men,

anyway... I know my fraternity big brother had women all over him all of the time...lucky bastard...then again, he

wanted men, so I guess that doesn\'t make him so lucky. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Love

triangle: Hot girls want gay men...gay men want me...I want hot girls...

End the cycle!!! Wear Dick and Balls

perfume!!!!!!

Pancho

Holmes

12-30-2003, 09:15 AM

D And B is a volatile blend that doesn\'t work for everyone. Proceed accordingly.

Holmes

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 10:49 AM

On a completely unrelated note: I notice Holmes is now Phero Pharaoh, and I\'ve been here longer than

he has. Either I need to do some more talking, or I need a new title.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

belgareth

12-30-2003, 10:51 AM

Was there a title you thought would fit?

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 10:53 AM

Honestly, no. I was just surprised to glance over and see that Holmes has caught up to me.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

franki

12-30-2003, 10:55 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Was there a title you thought would fit?

<hr

/></blockquote>

Something like \"Resident Redhead\" or something like that?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 10:58 AM

Maybe. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif But isn\'t Kari a redhead too?

belgareth

12-30-2003, 10:59 AM

Any suggestions? Something fitting for SRH?

Kari

12-30-2003, 11:02 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Maybe.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif But isn\'t Kari a redhead too?

<hr /></blockquote>

Sure am!

Kari

12-30-2003, 11:03 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Any suggestions? Something fitting for SRH?

<hr /></blockquote>

Imperatrice? List Dominatrix?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

franki

12-30-2003, 11:32 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I notice Holmes is now Phero Pharaoh, and I\'ve

been here longer than he has. Either I need to do some more talking, or I need a new title.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

I remember when I was a Phero Pharaoh.. Oh the days! Life was so much

sweeter back then. The best advice I can give is to cherish your life as a Pharaoh, before the more serious things

in life start to become important!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Holmes

12-30-2003, 12:28 PM

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Franki, I wish you a speedy Recovery!

Holmes

Elana

12-30-2003, 01:47 PM

I wanna work on SRH\'s name. Muhahahahahahaha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

belgareth

12-30-2003, 01:48 PM

Just let me know what you folks decide on.

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 01:50 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I wanna work on SRH\'s name.

Muhahahahahahaha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Uh ohhhhhh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Be kind,

oh Queen. Be kind. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 01:51 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I wanna work on SRH\'s name. Muhahahahahahaha

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Uh ohhhhhh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Be kind,

oh Queen. Be kind. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I\'ll try /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 02:08 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
On a completely unrelated note: I

notice Holmes is now Phero Pharaoh, and I\'ve been here longer than he has. Either I need to do some more talking,

or I need a new title. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I think \"Your

Royal Goddess\" as put as her name in her profile would fit nicely.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Top 5 Rejected Titles:
5. What\'s hot and sweet and red all

over?
4. She\'s Really Hot
3. It\'s more than just a name---it\'s a way of life
2. Redheads have ALL the

fun...
1. A young woman\'s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk

Once again, I put in my vote for

Franki\'s title to become \"UNMODERATED\"... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Apparently,

I\'m the only one who thinks so...Oh, well. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Sagacious1420

12-30-2003, 02:22 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I wanna work on SRH\'s name. Muhahahahahahaha

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Uh ohhhhhh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Be kind,

oh Queen. Be kind. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Beeeeeeee veeeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyy afraid, SRH! Beeeeeeee veeeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyy afraid!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kari

12-30-2003, 02:26 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
On a completely unrelated note: I notice Holmes is now Phero Pharaoh, and

I\'ve been here longer than he has. Either I need to do some more talking, or I need a new title.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

I think \"Your Royal Goddess\" as put as her name in her profile would

fit nicely. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Top 5 Rejected Titles:
5. What\'s hot and sweet

and red all over?
4. She\'s Really Hot
3. It\'s more than just a name---it\'s a way of life
2. Redheads

have ALL the fun...
1. A young woman\'s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk

Once again, I put in my

vote for Franki\'s title to become \"UNMODERATED\"... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Apparently, I\'m the only one who thinks so...Oh, well. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I STILL like \"Immoderate.\"

Sagacious1420

12-30-2003, 02:28 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I think \"Your Royal Goddess\" as put

as her name in her profile would fit nicely. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>
Not a bad suggestion at all, Pancho.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Perhaps we could reverse the SRH, as in Her Royal Sexiness.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<blockquote>Quote:<hr

/>
Once again, I put in my vote for Franki\'s title to become \"UNMODERATED\"...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Apparently, I\'m the only one who thinks so...Oh, well.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>Maybe not the

only one...... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

EXIT63

12-30-2003, 02:54 PM

How bout \"Bitch on Wheels\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 03:08 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
How bout \"Bitch on Wheels\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Awwwwwww meany!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I think we may have to have something about her habit of giving

blood and going out drinking right after. Yes, she really did. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 03:08 PM

or her fetish for men who smell like fresh cut grass /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Sagacious1420

12-30-2003, 03:18 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I think we may have to have something

about her habit of giving blood and going out drinking right after. Yes, she really did.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>Who

doesn\'t do that? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif That\'s pretty much a collegiate

standard. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 03:19 PM

Hooligans /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 03:21 PM

It really should have a plant/flower reference

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 03:21 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
or her fetish for men who smell like

fresh cut grass /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Do they have a cologne for that? I definitely want to please my Royal Goddess......

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sagacious1420

12-30-2003, 03:22 PM

SRH-

What was the name of that flowering plant you got for Christmas?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 03:23 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
It really should have a plant/flower

reference

<hr /></blockquote>

\"There\'s grass on the field, so play ball!!!\"

Sagacious1420

12-30-2003, 03:24 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Hooligans

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

<hr /></blockquote>No need for

flattery, Elana. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 03:24 PM

I got one!!!

Can make Puya Raymondi grow

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

http://www.geocities.com/smailbd76/images/Huaraz/Ma02t17b.htm (\"http://www.geocities.com/smailbd76/images/Huaraz/Ma02t17

b.htm\")

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 03:25 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Hooligans /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>No need for flattery, Elana. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Oh, that\'s flattery. Elana sometimes likes to get rough...

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 03:51 PM

Well, let\'s start

the insanity...

Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")

That\'s

two beautiful poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?

For those of you who missed the

previous one...

Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 03:55 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Well, let\'s start the insanity...

Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")

That\'s two beautiful

poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?

For those of you who missed the previous

one...

Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")

<hr /></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I think

mine is the best so far! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 03:58 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I think we may have to have something about her habit of giving blood and

going out drinking right after. Yes, she really did. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>Who doesn\'t do that?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif That\'s pretty much a collegiate standard.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

The many. The

poor. The easily wasted.

I think you\'re just jealous, Elana. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 03:59 PM

That tune rocks!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 04:02 PM

I want to line my house with Puya Raymondi plants.

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:04 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I want to line my house with Puya

Raymondi plants.

<hr /></blockquote>

Wouldn\'t it be easier to just print out all

of your members\' pictures and line them up? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Same thing, IMO...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 04:05 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I want to line my house with Puya Raymondi plants.

<hr

/></blockquote>

Wouldn\'t it be easier to just print out all of your members\'

pictures and line them up? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Same thing, IMO...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Yeah, the Puya

ramondi looks prickly. Ouch! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:06 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Well, let\'s start the insanity...

Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")

That\'s two beautiful

poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?

For those of you who missed the previous one...

Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")

<hr /></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I think mine

is the best so far! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I retract my previous statement. I am honored, flattered, and amazed to be the subject line of

a posting. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Thank you!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:08 PM

PS: I

can\'t get that SRH hoedown song out of my head now... Sexyredhead, you\'ll be dancing in my mind all night

now... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 04:10 PM

As long as

you\'re dancing with me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:11 PM

PPS: I just

realized I commemorated my 400th posting with that song. Yay! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 04:12 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
As long as you\'re dancing with me.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>Be careful SRH, or

I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her crackers.\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:12 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
As long as you\'re dancing with me.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 04:14 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
As long as you\'re dancing with me.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>Be careful SRH, or

I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her crackers.\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Pancho, you

better come up with something for Elana pretty quick. I hear jealousy in that thar posting.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Just make sure it\'s not as good as mine.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:14 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
As long as you\'re dancing with me.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>Be careful SRH, or

I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her crackers.\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Homeresque

quote:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..........Cheeeeeeeeeeese........*Dro ol*

Elana

12-30-2003, 04:16 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
As long as

you\'re dancing with me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>Be careful SRH, or I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her

crackers.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Pancho, you better come up with something for Elana pretty quick. I hear jealousy in that thar

posting. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Just make sure it\'s not as good as mine.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>
Just don\'t read

me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Sexyredhead

12-30-2003, 04:19 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Just don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds

for an ass beating by our very own Exit63. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

How \'bout a limerick?

\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"

Elana

12-30-2003, 04:20 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Just don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our

very own Exit63. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

How \'bout a limerick?

\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"

<hr

/></blockquote>

Yes, the one with the guy named Chuck or was it Rick?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:25 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
As long as

you\'re dancing with me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>Be careful SRH, or I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her

crackers.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Pancho, you better come up with something for Elana pretty quick. I hear jealousy in that thar

posting. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Just make sure it\'s not as good as mine.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I think Elana

knows my personality well enough...she\'s practically inside my head and knows what to expect out of me...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Then again, you never know what to expect

from......Pancho...............................

Okay, that was eerie. I was just kidding with all of

that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 04:30 PM

Oh what the

hell. I am just getting Exit now.
Fight, fight, fight!!!

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:32 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Just don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our

very own Exit63. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

How \'bout a limerick?

\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"

<hr

/></blockquote>

There once was a girl from Miami
Who knew how to handle salami
She

collected the photos
Of men\'s dicks and scrotums
And even got one from a \"Tammy\"...

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:34 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Just

don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

How \'bout a

limerick?

\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"

<hr /></blockquote>

Yes, the

one with the guy named Chuck or was it Rick? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

There once was a man named Rick
Who showed poor Elana his dick
She said

with a grin
And kept laughing at him
I don\'t know what that thing is but it\'s sick!

Pancho1188

12-30-2003, 04:38 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Just

don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

How \'bout a

limerick?

\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"

<hr /></blockquote>

Yes, the

one with the guy named Chuck or was it Rick? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

There once was a man named Chuck
Who has been kind of down on his

luck
He met sweet Elana
Who drove him insana
And then he got hit by a truck

You thought I was going to use the

f-word, didn\'t you? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Naughty, naughty...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

12-30-2003, 06:20 PM

Those touched my

heart, Pancho. You are such a romantic. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

MysteriousMan

12-31-2003, 12:14 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Well, let\'s start the insanity...

Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")

That\'s two beautiful

poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?

For those of you who missed the previous one...

Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")

<hr /></blockquote>

What are you doing here? Whenever I click on one of your links, I got redirected to

http://www.paysforsurveys.com/. (\"http://www.paysforsurveys.com/.\") That\'s absolutely no fun. I

tried four different browsers.

MysteriousMan

franki

12-31-2003, 12:16 AM

Me too. I guess

people with foreign Ip\'s get redirected...

Paid hosting comes as cheap as $3 a month, btw...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Elana

12-31-2003, 04:18 AM

I copied and pasted it.

Here is the song that Pancho wrote for SRH.

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
The

SRH Hoedown!

(Played to the Hoedown music of Who\'s Line Is It Anyway?)

I love you Sexy Redhead

You

really are my type

You are my Royal Goddess

For that I have no gripe

If we could be together

We\'d

make love nice and slow

And you\'ll never have a problem

Making Puya Raymondi grow!

(Puya Raymondi

groooooooooooow!!!)

<hr /></blockquote>

Ash

12-31-2003, 06:32 AM

You OK Elana? You\'re

starting to worry me a little. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Elana

12-31-2003, 07:13 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
You OK Elana? You\'re starting to worry me a

little. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I

didn\'t write that wacky crap. Talk to da man Pancho. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Kari

12-31-2003, 07:32 AM

Kari

12-31-2003, 07:33 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
PS: I can\'t get that SRH hoedown song out of my

head now... Sexyredhead, you\'ll be dancing in my mind all night now...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

The

\"Horizontal Hoedaown?\" <g>

Kari

12-31-2003, 07:34 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
As long as

you\'re dancing with me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>Be careful SRH, or I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her

crackers.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Homeresque quote:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..........Cheeeeeeeeeeese........*Dro ol*

<hr

/></blockquote>

See? You\'ve got three hot women fighting over you, now, you Steamy

Latin.

Kari

12-31-2003, 07:35 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr

/>
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
As long as you\'re dancing with me.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>Be careful SRH, or

I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her crackers.\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Pancho, you

better come up with something for Elana pretty quick. I hear jealousy in that thar posting.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Just make sure it\'s not as good as mine.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I think Elana

knows my personality well enough...she\'s practically inside my head and knows what to expect out of me...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Then again, you never know what to expect

from......Pancho...............................

Okay, that was eerie. I was just kidding with all of

that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Careful.... treading on dangerous ground, sweetie!

Kari

12-31-2003, 07:38 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Just

don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

How \'bout a

limerick?

\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"

<hr /></blockquote>

There

once was a girl from Miami
Who knew how to handle salami
She collected the photos
Of men\'s dicks and

scrotums
And even got one from a \"Tammy\"...

<hr /></blockquote>

Or,

old-fashioned nursery rhymes:

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
A thousand volts went up it\'s

ass,
And turned its wool to nylon.

Or:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got

high, unzipped his fly,
And Jill asked, \"Where\'s the beef?\"

Elana

12-31-2003, 07:39 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Pancho, if the one that you will write for Elana

outshines ours, BOTH the redheads will beat the crap outta you.

<hr /></blockquote>

I am more than pleased with the beautiful limrics he wrote for me. They touched my soul.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kari

12-31-2003, 08:32 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Pancho, if the one that you will write for Elana outshines ours, BOTH the

redheads will beat the crap outta you.

<hr /></blockquote>

I am more than pleased

with the beautiful limrics he wrote for me. They touched my soul. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Pancho is The Man AND The Bard!

Will you marry us, Panch? Can

you handle three?

Pancho1188

12-31-2003, 09:18 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Well, let\'s start the insanity...

Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")

That\'s two beautiful

poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?

For those of you who missed the previous one...

Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")

<hr /></blockquote>

What are you doing here? Whenever I click on one of your links, I got redirected to

http://www.paysforsurveys.com/. (\"http://www.paysforsurveys.com/.\") That\'s absolutely no fun. I

tried four different browsers.

MysteriousMan

<hr /></blockquote>

I sincerely

apologize, MysteriousMan. As Franki put it, it\'s the problem with FREE web hosting... There\'s something on

the host that says it may only work well in the country you pick to have it on for 24/7, which I of course put the

US. Also, I have some friends who absolutely cannot access it from their computers. I\'m really sorry. To make

it up to you and to prove I\'m not scamming anyone here, I made a copy at this address:

Kari\'s Page (\"http://www.geocities.com/ngn101/Kari1.html\")

Sexyredhead\'s Page (\"http://www.geocities.com/ngn101/SexyRedHead1.html\")

HOWEVER, if too many

people try to access it, the site will become unavailable because....yes.....it is a free site and they can\'t

take a lot of bandwith usage. Bastards.

Hope this helps! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Pancho1188

12-31-2003, 09:37 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Careful.... treading on dangerous ground,

sweetie!

<hr /></blockquote>

You can say that again...

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Careful.... treading on dangerous ground, sweetie!

<hr

/></blockquote>

There you go.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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The \"Horizontal Hoedaown?\"

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Hmmm,

interesting...

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I didn\'t write that wacky crap.

Talk to da man Pancho.

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Yes, I wrote it. It is wacky crap, but

it\'s damn cool wacky crap. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Damn cool, original wacky crap.

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Pancho, if the one that you will write for Elana outshines ours, BOTH the redheads will beat the crap outta

you.

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Uh, oh...I\'m in trouble... I have a tendency to try to

outdo myself....that, and Elana would deserve something big out of respect for 4,800 posts and counting...but,

honestly, nothing could beat yours because they\'re specially made for you and that\'s what matters.

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See? You\'ve got three hot women fighting over you, now, you Steamy Latin.

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Just don\'t hurt each other...as the \"Man in Black\" said, \"There\'s a shortage of

perfect breasts in this world; it\'d be a pity to damage yours.\"

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I am more than pleased with the beautiful limrics he wrote for me. They touched my soul.

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007: We aim to please.

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Pancho is The Man AND The Bard!

Will you marry us, Panch? Can you handle three?

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif I am speechless. I am without speech. (Nod

and smile, Pancho...Nod and smile...This is quite possibly the greatest thing anyone will ever say to you, so

don\'t blow it, man...) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Okay!

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Ash

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You OK Elana?

You\'re starting to worry me a little. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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I didn\'t write that wacky crap. Talk to da man Pancho.

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I\'m soooo

happy to hear that. I thought our Queen had lost it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif