View Full Version : At last... WOMEN'S Preference Poll
Pancho1188
12-29-2003, 12:27 PM
Just trying to make everything fair because this stuff SHOULD be more important to women/gay men because they\'re
the ones who actually deal with the things... This is not as accurate as previous polls because I\'m sure women
aren\'t thinking, \"You know, I definitely prefer 6.32 and I won\'t vote unless there\'s an option for
it.\"
<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN
NAME=\"pollname\" VALUE=\"1072726020Pancho1188\">
Penis Length Preference Poll
<input
type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />2-3
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\"
/>3-4
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />4-5
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\"
value=\"4\" />5-6
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\" />6-7
<input type=\"radio\"
name=\"option\" value=\"6\" />7-8
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"7\" />8-9
<input
type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"8\" />9-10
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"9\"
/>10-11
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"10\" />11-12
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\"
value=\"11\" />12-13
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"12\" />Unless you\'re 1 inch or 15
inches, size doesn\'t matter
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"13\" />The person is more
important than the size...
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"14\" />I really don\'t care so men
just shut up already!!! Stop being insecure...confidence is sexy!!!
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit
VALUE=\"Submit vote\" class=\"buttons\"></form>
I realize that this is a bad way to write a poll because the
numbers overlap (2-3, 3-4), but do the best you can. Oh, and if you want to put bogus responses, you can...but if
you want to shut up the men, make it honest. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif There\'s your
motivation for honesty. I\'m just trying to end this trivial debate once and for all... Help me out!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Elana
12-29-2003, 12:33 PM
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I really don\'t care so men just shut up
already!!! Stop being insecure...confidence is sexy!!!
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
My vote.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Pancho1188
12-29-2003, 12:37 PM
Word.
Holmes----I mean Pancho
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Just trying to make everything fair because this
stuff SHOULD be more important to women/gay men because they\'re the ones who actually deal with the things...
This is not as accurate as previous polls because I\'m sure women aren\'t thinking, \"You know, I definitely
prefer 6.32 and I won\'t vote unless there\'s an option for it.\"
<FORM METHOD=POST
ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME=\"pollname\"
VALUE=\"1072726020Pancho1188\">
<p>Penis Length Preference Poll
<input type=\"radio\"
name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />2-3
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\"
/>3-4
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />4-5
<input type=\"radio\"
name=\"option\" value=\"4\" />5-6
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\"
/>6-7
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"6\" />7-8
<input type=\"radio\"
name=\"option\" value=\"7\" />8-9
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"8\"
/>9-10
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"9\" />10-11
<input type=\"radio\"
name=\"option\" value=\"10\" />11-12
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"11\"
/>12-13
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"12\" />Unless you\'re 1 inch or 15 inches,
size doesn\'t matter
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"13\" />The person is more
important than the size...
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"14\" />I really don\'t care
so men just shut up already!!! Stop being insecure...confidence is sexy!!!
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit
VALUE=\"Submit vote\" class=\"buttons\"></form>
I realize that this is a bad way to write a poll
because the numbers overlap (2-3, 3-4), but do the best you can. Oh, and if you want to put bogus responses, you
can...but if you want to shut up the men, make it honest. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
There\'s your motivation for honesty. I\'m just trying to end this trivial debate once and for all... Help me
out! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I voted
the last choice-- \"shut up and be confident.\"
Elana
12-29-2003, 01:08 PM
You should have given us the option of a guy that wears a lot of EW and doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may
want that option. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
belgareth
12-29-2003, 01:37 PM
A poll asking women\'s preference in men would be a lot more informative if it listed personality
types rather thna penis size. It\'s pretty rare you can tell how well hung a man is while he is dressed. That is
when a woman\'s preference makes the biggest difference, while he is trying to sell his bill of goods. If he
cannot convince a woman he is worthwhile while he is dressed, penis size will make almost no difference. I\'d
start the poll but honestly have no idea of what characteristics a woman looks at in a man, I wouldn\'t know where
to start. Would any of you lovely ladies out there care to give it a try?
Pancho1188
12-29-2003, 01:51 PM
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A poll asking women\'s preference in
men would be a lot more informative if it listed personality types rather thna penis size. It\'s pretty rare you
can tell how well hung a man is while he is dressed. That is when a woman\'s preference makes the biggest
difference, while he is trying to sell his bill of goods. If he cannot convince a woman he is worthwhile while he is
dressed, penis size will make almost no difference. I\'d start the poll but honestly have no idea of what
characteristics a woman looks at in a man, I wouldn\'t know where to start. Would any of you lovely ladies out
there care to give it a try?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
And thus, someone who\'s not
female gets the point of the exercise... Bravo. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
A poll asking women\'s preference in men would be
a lot more informative if it listed personality types rather thna penis size. It\'s pretty rare you can tell how
well hung a man is while he is dressed. That is when a woman\'s preference makes the biggest difference, while he
is trying to sell his bill of goods. If he cannot convince a woman he is worthwhile while he is dressed, penis size
will make almost no difference. I\'d start the poll but honestly have no idea of what characteristics a woman
looks at in a man, I wouldn\'t know where to start. Would any of you lovely ladies out there care to give it a
try?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Well, a guy can get an impressive looking package if he,
like Tom Jones (the singer, not the fictional character) keeps a roll of quarters in his pocket.
If gonna say I
like intelligence--- VERY sexy, I like a guy who is well informed, sensitivity is nice (but not to a Byronic
degree), consideration. NO machismo.. except in the gym <g>. I like a man who treats me like a friend,
initially, before we get into lover. A good sense of humor, and quick wit are sexy. Grounded, but imaginative (as
in, not California-flakey-airy). Responsible.
I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so
don\'t.
I know all that sounds trite. But.. when one hears women talking about their favorite men... those
qualities are oft mentioned.
Does he have subtance? Or can I blow in one of his ears and hear it whistling out
the other? <G>
Pancho1188
12-29-2003, 02:10 PM
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Does he have subtance? Or can I blow
in one of his ears and hear it whistling out the other?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
When I
cover my ears, I can hear the ocean... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Sudden
Realization: That was playful, friendly, and witty. Did that just make me attractive?!?!?!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
New Realization: Wait, she said \" Good sense of
humor\"... Damn. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Elana
12-29-2003, 02:22 PM
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I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game
a mile off-- so don\'t.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
If he brings his friends, I can help
you out. My degree is in Sociology. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Holmes
12-29-2003, 02:23 PM
Fictional Tom Jones? You mean the cat?
Holmes
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</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so don\'t.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
If he brings his friends, I can help you out. My degree is in
Sociology. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Cool! We\'ll double-team him! <g>
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Does he have subtance? Or can I blow in one of his ears and hear it
whistling out the other?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
When I cover my ears, I can hear the
ocean... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Sudden Realization: That was playful, friendly,
and witty. Did that just make me attractive?!?!?! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
New
Realization: Wait, she said \" Good sense of humor\"... Damn.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Twisted is
good.....
Pancho1188
12-29-2003, 02:54 PM
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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I have two
degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so don\'t.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
If he brings his friends, I can help you out. My degree is in Sociology.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Cool!
We\'ll double-team him! <g>
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Well, if he needs sound
financial advice, wants to create a database, or wants to dig deeper into his personality, I can help with my degree
in Finance with Management Information Systems and Psychology minors...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Then again, I don\'t know why I\'d want to help when I\'d
MUCH rather be the guy you\'re talking about................. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Elana
12-29-2003, 03:06 PM
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If gonna say I like intelligence--- VERY sexy, I
like a guy who is well informed, sensitivity is nice consideration. NO machismo..
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
I\'ll take some of that, but I\'ll have mine with a bit of the machismo thrown in there
for taste. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Icarus
12-29-2003, 03:09 PM
Hairy hands.
Elana
12-29-2003, 03:14 PM
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Hairy hands.
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class=\"post\">
beard growing from his hands
belgareth
12-29-2003, 03:21 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
A poll asking women\'s preference in men would be a lot more informative if
it listed personality types rather thna penis size. It\'s pretty rare you can tell how well hung a man is while he
is dressed. That is when a woman\'s preference makes the biggest difference, while he is trying to sell his bill
of goods. If he cannot convince a woman he is worthwhile while he is dressed, penis size will make almost no
difference. I\'d start the poll but honestly have no idea of what characteristics a woman looks at in a man, I
wouldn\'t know where to start. Would any of you lovely ladies out there care to give it a try?
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Well, a guy can get an impressive looking package if he, like Tom Jones
(the singer, not the fictional character) keeps a roll of quarters in his pocket.
If gonna say I like
intelligence--- VERY sexy, I like a guy who is well informed, sensitivity is nice (but not to a Byronic degree),
consideration. NO machismo.. except in the gym <g>. I like a man who treats me like a friend, initially,
before we get into lover. A good sense of humor, and quick wit are sexy. Grounded, but imaginative (as in, not
California-flakey-airy). Responsible.
I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so
don\'t.
I know all that sounds trite. But.. when one hears women talking about their favorite men... those
qualities are oft mentioned.
Does he have subtance? Or can I blow in one of his ears and hear it whistling out
the other? <G>
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Kari,
Thanks for reinforcing what I
already believed. Of course there are many women out there who only look for money or style or game or whatever in a
man but they usually don\'t have much between their ears either. A smart woman I can talk too is so much more fun
than some ditz that needs five minutes to answer \"Good Morning\".
MysteriousMan
12-29-2003, 03:29 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
A poll asking women\'s preference in men would be a lot more informative if
it listed personality types rather thna penis size. It\'s pretty rare you can tell how well hung a man is while he
is dressed. That is when a woman\'s preference makes the biggest difference, while he is trying to sell his bill
of goods. If he cannot convince a woman he is worthwhile while he is dressed, penis size will make almost no
difference. I\'d start the poll but honestly have no idea of what characteristics a woman looks at in a man, I
wouldn\'t know where to start. Would any of you lovely ladies out there care to give it a try?
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Well, a guy can get an impressive looking package if he, like Tom Jones
(the singer, not the fictional character) keeps a roll of quarters in his pocket.
If gonna say I like
intelligence--- VERY sexy, I like a guy who is well informed, sensitivity is nice (but not to a Byronic degree),
consideration. NO machismo.. except in the gym <g>. I like a man who treats me like a friend, initially,
before we get into lover. A good sense of humor, and quick wit are sexy. Grounded, but imaginative (as in, not
California-flakey-airy). Responsible.
I have two degrees in psych, and can smell a game a mile off-- so
don\'t.
I know all that sounds trite. But.. when one hears women talking about their favorite men... those
qualities are oft mentioned.
Does he have subtance? Or can I blow in one of his ears and hear it whistling out
the other? <G>
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I like the way you are selecting. Most men
AND women fail.
Ooops. I have a slighly different degree. Douglas Adams said, people with my degree are not
invited to this sort of parties :-)
MysteriousMan
MadMaxx
12-29-2003, 09:06 PM
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You should have given us the option of a guy that
wears a lot of EW and doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may want that option.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Elana, lay off
the EW thing. Despite your \"beliefs\", women KNOW I have a penis, some of them definitely want it, and some of
them get it. Women do NOT mistake me for gay, for female, or for being penisless. I am unmistakably male; alpha male
likely, and a bit of EW does\'t destroy that. Of course, you probably know better, since you are actually living
life in my skin, right? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 04:28 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You should have given us the option of a guy that wears a lot of EW and
doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may want that option. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Elana, lay off the EW thing. Despite your \"beliefs\", women
KNOW I have a penis, some of them definitely want it, and some of them get it. Women do NOT mistake me for gay, for
female, or for being penisless. I am unmistakably male; alpha male likely, and a bit of EW does\'t destroy that.
Of course, you probably know better, since you are actually living life in my skin, right?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Damn...somebody is feeling defensive. I was not thinking about you when I wrote that. It
was a joke. It really seemed to bother you. Nobody is doubting you have a penis.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
EXIT63
12-30-2003, 04:40 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You should
have given us the option of a guy that wears a lot of EW and doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may want that
option. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Elana,
lay off the EW thing. Despite your \"beliefs\", women KNOW I have a penis, some of them definitely want it, and
some of them get it. Women do NOT mistake me for gay, for female, or for being penisless. I am unmistakably male;
alpha male likely, and a bit of EW does\'t destroy that. Of course, you probably know better, since you are
actually living life in my skin, right? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Damn...somebody is feeling defensive. I was not thinking about you when I
wrote that. It was a joke. It really seemed to bother you.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Elana, you\'d better be careful with him...He has a penis...And he\'s not afraid to use it.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You should
have given us the option of a guy that wears a lot of EW and doesn\'t have a penis. Some women may want that
option. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Elana,
lay off the EW thing. Despite your \"beliefs\", women KNOW I have a penis, some of them definitely want it, and
some of them get it. Women do NOT mistake me for gay, for female, or for being penisless. I am unmistakably male;
alpha male likely, and a bit of EW does\'t destroy that. Of course, you probably know better, since you are
actually living life in my skin, right? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Damn...somebody is feeling defensive. I was not thinking about you when I
wrote that. It was a joke. It really seemed to bother you. Nobody is doubting you have a penis.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Well.... I
wouldna thunk wearing EW by a male would work, either. But.... I guess nothing succeeds like success. <g>
Elana
12-30-2003, 06:43 AM
Don\'t make me pull up the old Dick and balls perfume for women thread.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
If it works for
them, then by golly it should work for us. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 06:47 AM
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
http://www.serve
r2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=humor&Number=70281&page=&v iew=&sb=5&o=&
amp;fpart=1&vc=1 (\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.ph
p?Cat=&Board=humor&Number=70281&page=&view=&sb=5&o =&fpart=1&vc=1\")
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 09:10 AM
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Don\'t make me pull up the old Dick
and balls perfume for women thread. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
If it works for them, then by golly it should work for us.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Wow, Elana and
FTR were on to something!!! Think about it... Girls love homosexual men... Hot guys with fashion sense who like
to shop...it\'s the perfect combination for any female, right? WELL, if a girl puts on the Dick and Balls spray,
homosexuals will FINALLY become strangely attracted to women! Women can finally have the men of their dreams!!!
Wow, what a miracle liquid...
Sure, you\'d turn off every straight man, but women really want the gay men,
anyway... I know my fraternity big brother had women all over him all of the time...lucky bastard...then again, he
wanted men, so I guess that doesn\'t make him so lucky. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Love
triangle: Hot girls want gay men...gay men want me...I want hot girls...
End the cycle!!! Wear Dick and Balls
perfume!!!!!!
Pancho
Holmes
12-30-2003, 09:15 AM
D And B is a volatile blend that doesn\'t work for everyone. Proceed accordingly.
Holmes
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 10:49 AM
On a completely unrelated note: I notice Holmes is now Phero Pharaoh, and I\'ve been here longer than
he has. Either I need to do some more talking, or I need a new title.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
belgareth
12-30-2003, 10:51 AM
Was there a title you thought would fit?
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 10:53 AM
Honestly, no. I was just surprised to glance over and see that Holmes has caught up to me.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
franki
12-30-2003, 10:55 AM
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Was there a title you thought would fit?
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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Something like \"Resident Redhead\" or something like that?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 10:58 AM
Maybe. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif But isn\'t Kari a redhead too?
belgareth
12-30-2003, 10:59 AM
Any suggestions? Something fitting for SRH?
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Maybe.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif But isn\'t Kari a redhead too?
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Sure am!
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Any suggestions? Something fitting for SRH?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Imperatrice? List Dominatrix?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
franki
12-30-2003, 11:32 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I notice Holmes is now Phero Pharaoh, and I\'ve
been here longer than he has. Either I need to do some more talking, or I need a new title.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I remember when I was a Phero Pharaoh.. Oh the days! Life was so much
sweeter back then. The best advice I can give is to cherish your life as a Pharaoh, before the more serious things
in life start to become important!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Holmes
12-30-2003, 12:28 PM
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Franki, I wish you a speedy Recovery!
Holmes
Elana
12-30-2003, 01:47 PM
I wanna work on SRH\'s name. Muhahahahahahaha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
belgareth
12-30-2003, 01:48 PM
Just let me know what you folks decide on.
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 01:50 PM
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I wanna work on SRH\'s name.
Muhahahahahahaha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Uh ohhhhhh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Be kind,
oh Queen. Be kind. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 01:51 PM
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</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I wanna work on SRH\'s name. Muhahahahahahaha
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Uh ohhhhhh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Be kind,
oh Queen. Be kind. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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class=\"post\">
I\'ll try /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 02:08 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
On a completely unrelated note: I
notice Holmes is now Phero Pharaoh, and I\'ve been here longer than he has. Either I need to do some more talking,
or I need a new title. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I think \"Your
Royal Goddess\" as put as her name in her profile would fit nicely.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Top 5 Rejected Titles:
5. What\'s hot and sweet and red all
over?
4. She\'s Really Hot
3. It\'s more than just a name---it\'s a way of life
2. Redheads have ALL the
fun...
1. A young woman\'s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
Once again, I put in my vote for
Franki\'s title to become \"UNMODERATED\"... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Apparently,
I\'m the only one who thinks so...Oh, well. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Sagacious1420
12-30-2003, 02:22 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I wanna work on SRH\'s name. Muhahahahahahaha
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Uh ohhhhhh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Be kind,
oh Queen. Be kind. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Beeeeeeee veeeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyy afraid, SRH! Beeeeeeee veeeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyy afraid!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
On a completely unrelated note: I notice Holmes is now Phero Pharaoh, and
I\'ve been here longer than he has. Either I need to do some more talking, or I need a new title.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I think \"Your Royal Goddess\" as put as her name in her profile would
fit nicely. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Top 5 Rejected Titles:
5. What\'s hot and sweet
and red all over?
4. She\'s Really Hot
3. It\'s more than just a name---it\'s a way of life
2. Redheads
have ALL the fun...
1. A young woman\'s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
Once again, I put in my
vote for Franki\'s title to become \"UNMODERATED\"... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Apparently, I\'m the only one who thinks so...Oh, well. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I STILL like \"Immoderate.\"
Sagacious1420
12-30-2003, 02:28 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I think \"Your Royal Goddess\" as put
as her name in her profile would fit nicely. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Not a bad suggestion at all, Pancho.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Perhaps we could reverse the SRH, as in Her Royal Sexiness.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr
/>
Once again, I put in my vote for Franki\'s title to become \"UNMODERATED\"...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Apparently, I\'m the only one who thinks so...Oh, well.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Maybe not the
only one...... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
EXIT63
12-30-2003, 02:54 PM
How bout \"Bitch on Wheels\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 03:08 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
How bout \"Bitch on Wheels\"
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Awwwwwww meany!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I think we may have to have something about her habit of giving
blood and going out drinking right after. Yes, she really did. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 03:08 PM
or her fetish for men who smell like fresh cut grass /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Sagacious1420
12-30-2003, 03:18 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I think we may have to have something
about her habit of giving blood and going out drinking right after. Yes, she really did.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Who
doesn\'t do that? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif That\'s pretty much a collegiate
standard. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 03:19 PM
Hooligans /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 03:21 PM
It really should have a plant/flower reference
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 03:21 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
or her fetish for men who smell like
fresh cut grass /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Do they have a cologne for that? I definitely want to please my Royal Goddess......
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sagacious1420
12-30-2003, 03:22 PM
SRH-
What was the name of that flowering plant you got for Christmas?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 03:23 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
It really should have a plant/flower
reference
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
\"There\'s grass on the field, so play ball!!!\"
Sagacious1420
12-30-2003, 03:24 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Hooligans
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">No need for
flattery, Elana. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 03:24 PM
I got one!!!
Can make Puya Raymondi grow
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
http://www.geocities.com/smailbd76/images/Huaraz/Ma02t17b.htm (\"http://www.geocities.com/smailbd76/images/Huaraz/Ma02t17
b.htm\")
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 03:25 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Hooligans /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">No need for flattery, Elana. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Oh, that\'s flattery. Elana sometimes likes to get rough...
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 03:51 PM
Well, let\'s start
the insanity...
Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")
That\'s
two beautiful poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?
For those of you who missed the
previous one...
Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 03:55 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Well, let\'s start the insanity...
Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")
That\'s two beautiful
poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?
For those of you who missed the previous
one...
Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I think
mine is the best so far! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 03:58 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I think we may have to have something about her habit of giving blood and
going out drinking right after. Yes, she really did. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Who doesn\'t do that?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif That\'s pretty much a collegiate standard.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
The many. The
poor. The easily wasted.
I think you\'re just jealous, Elana. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 03:59 PM
That tune rocks!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 04:02 PM
I want to line my house with Puya Raymondi plants.
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:04 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I want to line my house with Puya
Raymondi plants.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Wouldn\'t it be easier to just print out all
of your members\' pictures and line them up? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Same thing, IMO...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 04:05 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I want to line my house with Puya Raymondi plants.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Wouldn\'t it be easier to just print out all of your members\'
pictures and line them up? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Same thing, IMO...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Yeah, the Puya
ramondi looks prickly. Ouch! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:06 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Well, let\'s start the insanity...
Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")
That\'s two beautiful
poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?
For those of you who missed the previous one...
Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I think mine
is the best so far! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
I retract my previous statement. I am honored, flattered, and amazed to be the subject line of
a posting. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Thank you!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:08 PM
PS: I
can\'t get that SRH hoedown song out of my head now... Sexyredhead, you\'ll be dancing in my mind all night
now... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 04:10 PM
As long as
you\'re dancing with me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:11 PM
PPS: I just
realized I commemorated my 400th posting with that song. Yay! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 04:12 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
As long as you\'re dancing with me.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Be careful SRH, or
I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her crackers.\"
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:12 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
As long as you\'re dancing with me.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 04:14 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
As long as you\'re dancing with me.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Be careful SRH, or
I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her crackers.\"
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Pancho, you
better come up with something for Elana pretty quick. I hear jealousy in that thar posting.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Just make sure it\'s not as good as mine.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:14 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
As long as you\'re dancing with me.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Be careful SRH, or
I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her crackers.\"
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Homeresque
quote:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..........Cheeeeeeeeeeese........*Dro ol*
Elana
12-30-2003, 04:16 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
As long as
you\'re dancing with me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">Be careful SRH, or I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her
crackers.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Pancho, you better come up with something for Elana pretty quick. I hear jealousy in that thar
posting. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Just make sure it\'s not as good as mine.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Just don\'t read
me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Sexyredhead
12-30-2003, 04:19 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Just don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds
for an ass beating by our very own Exit63. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
How \'bout a limerick?
\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"
Elana
12-30-2003, 04:20 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Just don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our
very own Exit63. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
How \'bout a limerick?
\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Yes, the one with the guy named Chuck or was it Rick?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:25 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
As long as
you\'re dancing with me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">Be careful SRH, or I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her
crackers.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Pancho, you better come up with something for Elana pretty quick. I hear jealousy in that thar
posting. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Just make sure it\'s not as good as mine.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I think Elana
knows my personality well enough...she\'s practically inside my head and knows what to expect out of me...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Then again, you never know what to expect
from......Pancho...............................
Okay, that was eerie. I was just kidding with all of
that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 04:30 PM
Oh what the
hell. I am just getting Exit now.
Fight, fight, fight!!!
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:32 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Just don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our
very own Exit63. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
How \'bout a limerick?
\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
There once was a girl from Miami
Who knew how to handle salami
She
collected the photos
Of men\'s dicks and scrotums
And even got one from a \"Tammy\"...
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:34 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Just
don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
How \'bout a
limerick?
\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Yes, the
one with the guy named Chuck or was it Rick? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
There once was a man named Rick
Who showed poor Elana his dick
She said
with a grin
And kept laughing at him
I don\'t know what that thing is but it\'s sick!
Pancho1188
12-30-2003, 04:38 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Just
don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
How \'bout a
limerick?
\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Yes, the
one with the guy named Chuck or was it Rick? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
There once was a man named Chuck
Who has been kind of down on his
luck
He met sweet Elana
Who drove him insana
And then he got hit by a truck
You thought I was going to use the
f-word, didn\'t you? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Naughty, naughty...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
12-30-2003, 06:20 PM
Those touched my
heart, Pancho. You are such a romantic. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
MysteriousMan
12-31-2003, 12:14 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Well, let\'s start the insanity...
Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")
That\'s two beautiful
poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?
For those of you who missed the previous one...
Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
What are you doing here? Whenever I click on one of your links, I got redirected to
http://www.paysforsurveys.com/. (\"http://www.paysforsurveys.com/.\") That\'s absolutely no fun. I
tried four different browsers.
MysteriousMan
franki
12-31-2003, 12:16 AM
Me too. I guess
people with foreign Ip\'s get redirected...
Paid hosting comes as cheap as $3 a month, btw...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Elana
12-31-2003, 04:18 AM
I copied and pasted it.
Here is the song that Pancho wrote for SRH.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
The
SRH Hoedown!
(Played to the Hoedown music of Who\'s Line Is It Anyway?)
I love you Sexy Redhead
You
really are my type
You are my Royal Goddess
For that I have no gripe
If we could be together
We\'d
make love nice and slow
And you\'ll never have a problem
Making Puya Raymondi grow!
(Puya Raymondi
groooooooooooow!!!)
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You OK Elana? You\'re
starting to worry me a little. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Elana
12-31-2003, 07:13 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You OK Elana? You\'re starting to worry me a
little. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I
didn\'t write that wacky crap. Talk to da man Pancho. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Well, let\'s start the insanity...
Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")
That\'s two beautiful
poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?
For those of you who missed the previous one...
Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I think mine
is the best so far! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
No, mine is TRULY bardic! I saved it.
Pancho, if the one that you will write for Elana
outshines ours, BOTH the redheads will beat the crap outta you.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
PS: I can\'t get that SRH hoedown song out of my
head now... Sexyredhead, you\'ll be dancing in my mind all night now...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
The
\"Horizontal Hoedaown?\" <g>
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As long as
you\'re dancing with me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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class=\"post\">Be careful SRH, or I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her
crackers.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Homeresque quote:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..........Cheeeeeeeeeeese........*Dro ol*
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See? You\'ve got three hot women fighting over you, now, you Steamy
Latin.
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As long as you\'re dancing with me.
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<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Be careful SRH, or
I am going to have to give you a title of \"likes cheese with her crackers.\"
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Pancho, you
better come up with something for Elana pretty quick. I hear jealousy in that thar posting.
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Just make sure it\'s not as good as mine.
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I think Elana
knows my personality well enough...she\'s practically inside my head and knows what to expect out of me...
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Then again, you never know what to expect
from......Pancho...............................
Okay, that was eerie. I was just kidding with all of
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Careful.... treading on dangerous ground, sweetie!
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Just
don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.
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How \'bout a
limerick?
\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"
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There
once was a girl from Miami
Who knew how to handle salami
She collected the photos
Of men\'s dicks and
scrotums
And even got one from a \"Tammy\"...
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Or,
old-fashioned nursery rhymes:
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
A thousand volts went up it\'s
ass,
And turned its wool to nylon.
Or:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got
high, unzipped his fly,
And Jill asked, \"Where\'s the beef?\"
Elana
12-31-2003, 07:39 AM
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Pancho, if the one that you will write for Elana
outshines ours, BOTH the redheads will beat the crap outta you.
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I am more than pleased with the beautiful limrics he wrote for me. They touched my soul.
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Pancho, if the one that you will write for Elana outshines ours, BOTH the
redheads will beat the crap outta you.
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I am more than pleased
with the beautiful limrics he wrote for me. They touched my soul. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Pancho is The Man AND The Bard!
Will you marry us, Panch? Can
you handle three?
Pancho1188
12-31-2003, 09:18 AM
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Well, let\'s start the insanity...
Ode to SexyRedHead (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/SexyRedHead.html\")
That\'s two beautiful
poems/web pages to two wonderful women... Who will be next?
For those of you who missed the previous one...
Ode to Kari (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/Kari.html\")
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What are you doing here? Whenever I click on one of your links, I got redirected to
http://www.paysforsurveys.com/. (\"http://www.paysforsurveys.com/.\") That\'s absolutely no fun. I
tried four different browsers.
MysteriousMan
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I sincerely
apologize, MysteriousMan. As Franki put it, it\'s the problem with FREE web hosting... There\'s something on
the host that says it may only work well in the country you pick to have it on for 24/7, which I of course put the
US. Also, I have some friends who absolutely cannot access it from their computers. I\'m really sorry. To make
it up to you and to prove I\'m not scamming anyone here, I made a copy at this address:
Kari\'s Page (\"http://www.geocities.com/ngn101/Kari1.html\")
Sexyredhead\'s Page (\"http://www.geocities.com/ngn101/SexyRedHead1.html\")
HOWEVER, if too many
people try to access it, the site will become unavailable because....yes.....it is a free site and they can\'t
take a lot of bandwith usage. Bastards.
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Pancho1188
12-31-2003, 09:37 AM
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Careful.... treading on dangerous ground,
sweetie!
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You can say that again...
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Careful.... treading on dangerous ground, sweetie!
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There you go.
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The \"Horizontal Hoedaown?\"
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Hmmm,
interesting...
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I didn\'t write that wacky crap.
Talk to da man Pancho.
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Yes, I wrote it. It is wacky crap, but
it\'s damn cool wacky crap. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Damn cool, original wacky crap.
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Pancho, if the one that you will write for Elana outshines ours, BOTH the redheads will beat the crap outta
you.
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Uh, oh...I\'m in trouble... I have a tendency to try to
outdo myself....that, and Elana would deserve something big out of respect for 4,800 posts and counting...but,
honestly, nothing could beat yours because they\'re specially made for you and that\'s what matters.
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See? You\'ve got three hot women fighting over you, now, you Steamy Latin.
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Just don\'t hurt each other...as the \"Man in Black\" said, \"There\'s a shortage of
perfect breasts in this world; it\'d be a pity to damage yours.\"
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I am more than pleased with the beautiful limrics he wrote for me. They touched my soul.
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007: We aim to please.
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Pancho is The Man AND The Bard!
Will you marry us, Panch? Can you handle three?
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif I am speechless. I am without speech. (Nod
and smile, Pancho...Nod and smile...This is quite possibly the greatest thing anyone will ever say to you, so
don\'t blow it, man...) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Okay!
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You OK Elana?
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I didn\'t write that wacky crap. Talk to da man Pancho.
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I\'m soooo
happy to hear that. I thought our Queen had lost it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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