MOBLEYC57
12-21-2003, 06:54 PM
1. Only in
America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap
parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in
America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do
we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in
America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won\'t miss a call from
someone we didn\'t want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word \'politics\' to describe
the process so well: \'Poli\' in Greek meaning \'many\' and \'tics\' meaning \'bloodsucking
creatures\'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER
WONDER???
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can\'t put on mascara with their
mouth closed?
Why don\'t you ever see the headline!...\"Psychic Wins Lottery\"?
Why is \"abbreviated\"
such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do \"practice\"?
Why is it that to stop Windows
98, you have to click on \"Start\"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day
with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn\'t there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new
and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn\'t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the
needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don\'t
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don\'t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called
apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only in America! What......ever!
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America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap
parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in
America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do
we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in
America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won\'t miss a call from
someone we didn\'t want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word \'politics\' to describe
the process so well: \'Poli\' in Greek meaning \'many\' and \'tics\' meaning \'bloodsucking
creatures\'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER
WONDER???
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can\'t put on mascara with their
mouth closed?
Why don\'t you ever see the headline!...\"Psychic Wins Lottery\"?
Why is \"abbreviated\"
such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do \"practice\"?
Why is it that to stop Windows
98, you have to click on \"Start\"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day
with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn\'t there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new
and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn\'t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the
needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don\'t
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don\'t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called
apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only in America! What......ever!
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