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CJ01
12-16-2003, 02:48 PM
what´s wrong witht he women´s

forum suddenly. Has it developed some disease, virus or why is nobody posting here anymore?

Elana
12-16-2003, 02:49 PM
The Off Topic was

happening the other day, so we all hung out over there. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

CJ01
12-16-2003, 03:01 PM
no excuse!

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Elana
12-16-2003, 03:04 PM
We are here now.

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CJ01
12-16-2003, 03:36 PM
well, I have to go to bed,

too bad /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

DrSmellThis
12-16-2003, 07:03 PM
OK, bye!

Pancho1188
12-16-2003, 07:10 PM
What is this,

Instant Messenger???

koolking1
12-16-2003, 08:27 PM
the women are all

away helping this Squaw guy (oxymoron)?

CJ01
12-17-2003, 12:17 PM
I´m back, didn´t get much

sleep and almost fell asleep during the day and that´s a pretty rare thing. Don´t remember being this tired for a

long time at 2 pm /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Holmes
12-17-2003, 01:57 PM
BTW, where is DVK?

Working on The DaVinci Code?


Holmes

Elana
12-17-2003, 02:42 PM
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BTW, where is DVK? Working on The DaVinci Code?


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Standing in line for Lord of the Ring Tickets.

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kat
12-17-2003, 08:03 PM
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what´s wrong witht he women´s forum suddenly. Has it developed some disease,

virus or why is nobody posting here anymore?

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Well perhaps

we\'re all caught up reading the scientific discussions in the main forum. I have noticed that there doesnt seem

to be as much discussion about what pheremones effect men as well and how, as there is about women, such as what

effects a woman on the pill, during her period, older vs younger, etc.

So I thought maybe we could talk about men

in that same way...you know, like peices of meat. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
So should

I wear an extra drop of AE/W or 2\" extra of PCC during football season??? Or would a dab of hot wing juice in my

cleavage be enough? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Do I need to re-apply at half-time or would

this be an OD?
My IT is a hunter so since it is the height of hunting season should I try PI/w and a camoflauge

bra? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

kat

Holmes
12-17-2003, 08:58 PM
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Standing in line for Lord of the Ring Tickets.

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Frodo Corleone: the ultimate badass.


Holmes

DrSmellThis
12-17-2003, 09:30 PM
We\'re not pieces

of meat. We are however, including you, a species of monkey. We are hunters, gatherers, and breeders. Animals. That

is why we talk the way we do. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

EXIT63
12-18-2003, 03:15 AM
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So should I wear an extra drop of AE/W or 2\"

extra of PCC during football season??? Or would a dab of hot wing juice in my cleavage be enough?


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It don\'t matter what you wear as long as you look hot,know how to

stay in the kitchen, make party platters, all kinds of hors doeuvers (be creative), keep the beer cold, and just

keep your trap shut and stay out of the way in general. And guess what baby. If my team wins...I just might throw

you a quick one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Sexyredhead
12-18-2003, 05:03 AM
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So should I wear an extra drop of AE/W or 2\" extra of PCC during football

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It don\'t matter what you wear as long as you look hot,know how to stay in the kitchen,

make party platters, all kinds of hors doeuvers (be creative), keep the beer cold, and just keep your trap shut and

stay out of the way in general. And guess what baby. If my team wins...I just might throw you a quick one.

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&lt;dreamy

sigh&gt; Now there\'s a Man!

That post got me so hot I just...I just... Well, I\'ll just be back in

a few minutes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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Elana
12-18-2003, 05:12 AM
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So should I wear an extra drop of AE/W or 2\"

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It don\'t matter what you wear as long as you look hot,know how to

stay in the kitchen, make party platters, all kinds of hors doeuvers (be creative), keep the beer cold, and just

keep your trap shut and stay out of the way in general. And guess what baby. If my team wins...I just might throw

you a quick one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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&lt;dreamy sigh&gt; Now there\'s a Man!

That post got me so hot I just...I

just... Well, I\'ll just be back in a few minutes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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SRH...hurry up and put the little French maid costume on. Exit is waiting

for his cheese Fries. Let\'s not make him wait. He gets so angry with us.

Sexyredhead
12-18-2003, 05:25 AM
I can\'t find my

stockings!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Hey wait, are they still wrapped around the

bedposts from last time he made us have sex together so his friends could watch?

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Elana
12-18-2003, 05:34 AM
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I can\'t find my stockings!!!

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Hey wait, are they still wrapped around the bedposts from

last time he made us have sex together so his friends could watch?

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Shhhhh. Please

keep your voice down. Remember our roles? We can be seen but not heard.

Sexyredhead
12-18-2003, 05:41 AM
That\'s right.

I\'m so glad you reminded me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

You better get back in the

living room and hold onto the antenna so the reception comes in better on the tv. You know he just hates when it

gets all static-y!

Elana
12-18-2003, 05:43 AM
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You better get back in the living room and hold onto

the antenna so the reception comes in better on the tv. You know he just hates when it gets all static-y!

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As soon as I finish rubbing his feet.

Sexyredhead
12-18-2003, 05:48 AM
And if he\'s in

a good mood later, I get to give him a bj!!!

Yea for me! I just love this guy, don\'t you?

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Elana
12-18-2003, 05:58 AM
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Yea for me! I just love this guy, don\'t you?



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He is my everything.

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Icarus
12-18-2003, 06:00 AM
You get to give him a

banjo?

lucky man.

Sexyredhead
12-18-2003, 06:01 AM
No. I\'m

the lucky one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Icarus
12-18-2003, 06:02 AM
She\'s a keeper.

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Elana
12-18-2003, 06:02 AM
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No. I\'m the lucky one.

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and don\'t

you forget it!

Sexyredhead
12-18-2003, 06:11 AM
How could I when

it\'s tatooed on the inside of my elbow, and we\'re required to answer all requests with, \"I\'m so lucky to

be able to do this for you!\"

EXIT63
12-18-2003, 06:17 AM
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As soon as I finish rubbing his feet.


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That\'s good baby but turn around this way so I can rest this ashtray

on your butt...Oh wait...I\'ll have to move the featherduster. Don\'t wanna burn the house down.

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Yo...Where\'s my beer?!

EXIT63
12-18-2003, 06:19 AM
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How could I when it\'s tatooed on the inside of my elbow, and we\'re

required to answer all requests with, \"I\'m so lucky to be able to do this for you!\"

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Requests!?!?...I don\'t make requests. I give orders! Biotch!

EXIT63
12-18-2003, 06:22 AM
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Sexyredhead
12-18-2003, 06:46 AM
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Wow, you are SO sexy! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

You know, I don\'t

buy into all that women\'s lib stuff about women having a right to their orgasms too. When my honey wants me to

have one, he\'ll give me one. He says it\'s not good for women to have too many, you know. They\'ll get

uppity.

DrSmellThis
12-18-2003, 07:49 AM
Well, beer\'s gone. &lt;buuuurrrppp&gt; Exit, me and the boys\'ll be back Monday night. Exit? Exit?

...Hey grab the rest of his cheese fries, will ya\' White? Hey White. Why don\'t your wives act like that? These

dames really know where the bacon comes from.

(Narrator: Don\'t know about you, but I\'m wondering whether

the ladies now have an uncontrollable urge to make pig jokes. Stay tuned.)

Kari
12-18-2003, 07:57 AM
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How could I when it\'s tatooed on the inside of my elbow, and we\'re

required to answer all requests with, \"I\'m so lucky to be able to do this for you!\"

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What happened to, \"Yes, Master?\"

Kari
12-18-2003, 07:57 AM
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Isn\'t that a line from \"Outrageous Fortune?\"

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koolking1
12-19-2003, 03:39 AM
it\'s for your own

good, being barefoot that is.

Sexyredhead
12-19-2003, 04:41 AM
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it\'s for your own good, being barefoot that is.



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Well, that\'s no big thang. I\'m from the South. We\'re

all barefoot most of the time anyway. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

EXIT63
12-19-2003, 04:49 AM
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Isn\'t that a line from \"Outrageous Fortune?\"

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I don\'t

know. I just made it up. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

koolking1
12-19-2003, 04:53 AM
can ya cook too?

EXIT63
12-19-2003, 04:57 AM
Can\'t wait for my

traditional New Years Day dinner.

Ham hocks and Black eyed peas!

Wheres the puke smiley when I need it.

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Elana
12-19-2003, 05:11 AM
Hehe...I got a bit

defiant last night. When Exit told me to bring him a Coors, I really poured a Coors lite into his beer mug.

Shhhhhhhhh Sometimes I can get a bit crazy like that, but then I start behaving myself.

EXIT63
12-19-2003, 07:54 AM
Why I oughtta.......

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Pancho1188
12-19-2003, 08:07 AM
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Hehe...I got a bit defiant last night. When Exit

told me to bring him a Coors, I really poured a Coors lite into his beer mug. Shhhhhhhhh Sometimes I can get a bit

crazy like that, but then I start behaving myself.

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That\'s

grounds for divorce in some cultures... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

CJ01
12-23-2003, 12:57 PM
everyone´s gone again.

Well, the girls are /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

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kat
12-24-2003, 07:25 PM
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everyone´s gone again. Well, the girls are

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The mones/hot wing sauce combo is working so well we\'re all busy

fending off the guys /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Seriously though don\'t know about

ya\'ll but I\'ve had a hectic couple of weeks at work, and a couple of frantic days of Christmas shopping!

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Merry Christmas


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kat