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Bruce
12-09-2003, 12:54 PM
Here\'s another
one:
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can I payÂwhith moneybookers???
thanks
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Huh?
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Bruce
Pancho1188
12-09-2003, 10:26 PM
Maybe he meant check
or money order...
Holmes
12-10-2003, 11:11 AM
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Bruce, can I send a payment through my local OTB?
Holmes
Icarus
12-10-2003, 11:29 AM
Moneybooker (or
Lesser Spotted Cash Shrimpkin) are very small men that take care of the intoxicated individual\'s monetary
and transportation affairs.
Their work has often been mistakenly converted into the legend of the \'Beer
Scooter\' (a mythic chariot that would return the inebriated to their boudiours from anywhere in the world)
amongst others.
They live in smallish communities and sleep during the day, waking at around 4:00pm, to begin
preparations for the coming night - these include allocation of individuals/drinking-parties and destination
planning.
They are fully trained in basic first-aid, and are capable of procuring all manner of foodstuffs for
you on your way home. They\'ll usually leave most of it on your chest when you have settled in for the night, in
case you are hungry when you awake in the morning.
Thier rates are purely subjective to the amount of money that
you started the night with.
Isn\'t it time you let a Moneybooker into your life?
Moneybooker are not just
for Christmas
Steve
Pancho1188
12-10-2003, 12:57 PM
Occasionally, when
one is feeling lonely or in need of a little \"One-eyed trouser snake peek-a-boo\" action, the moneybooker is
always swift in delivering a male or female directly to your bed to enjoy and wake up with the next morning.
Unfortunately, the moneybooker believes that willingness to join the client is much more important than, say,
looks... However, whether you wake up with a smile on your face or want to chew your arm off, the moneybooker
always delivers.
The group have now formed an organization, Moneybookers, Inc., and are rated by the Better
Business Bureau as being \"one of the most reliable resources in the bar-hopping world today.\" Here\'s what
others have to say about Moneybookers, Inc...
\"I woke up one day not knowing what happened the previous
evening, but I am so glad that Moneybookers got me home safely.\" --- Rob, Age 28
\"I woke up in a place I\'d
never seen before next to a woman I don\'t remember ever seeing before. However, she was gorgeous and it\'s all
thanks to Moneybookers.\" --- Bill, Age 31
\"Before Moneybookers, I\'d wake up in an alley with my wallet
gone and a strange pain in my rear end... Now, I wake up in my own bed with various women every time I go out.
Thanks, Moneybookers!\" --- Clint, Age 22
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Occasionally, when one is feeling lonely or in need of a little \"One-eyed
trouser snake peek-a-boo\" action, the moneybooker is always swift in delivering a male or female directly to your
bed to enjoy and wake up with the next morning. Unfortunately, the moneybooker believes that willingness to join
the client is much more important than, say, looks... However, whether you wake up with a smile on your face or
want to chew your arm off, the moneybooker always delivers.
The group have now formed an organization,
Moneybookers, Inc., and are rated by the Better Business Bureau as being \"one of the most reliable resources in
the bar-hopping world today.\" Here\'s what others have to say about Moneybookers, Inc...
\"I woke up one
day not knowing what happened the previous evening, but I am so glad that Moneybookers got me home safely.\" ---
Rob, Age 28
\"I woke up in a place I\'d never seen before next to a woman I don\'t remember ever seeing
before. However, she was gorgeous and it\'s all thanks to Moneybookers.\" --- Bill, Age 31
\"Before
Moneybookers, I\'d wake up in an alley with my wallet gone and a strange pain in my rear end... Now, I wake up in
my own bed with various women every time I go out. Thanks, Moneybookers!\" --- Clint, Age 22
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WAIT! Whatabout \"Ms Moneybookers?\" Ladies need services, too!
Pancho1188
12-10-2003, 02:13 PM
Notice my post was
unisexual...however, only men gave rave reviews because the moneybookers\' work usually leads to \"The Walk of
Shame\" for women. This leads to less favorable reviews from females.
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Bruce
12-10-2003, 02:19 PM
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Bruce, can I send a
payment through my local OTB?
Holmes
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Would that be \"Out of
the Body\" payment?
Yes, we accept that.
B
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