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Bruce
12-08-2003, 11:52 AM
Folks,

We

just got an email I thought might make you smile. I will paraprhase a little for clarity, but the hook is for

real;

Dear Sir;

I just sent in an order for the following items:

1 APC/women
1 Eagle
7 SOE gel

packs

etc etc

Mail order eagles. A great idea actually. You cut down on shipping costs. Just tie the other

items on to the eagle and let him go.

Bruce
franki
12-08-2003, 11:58 AM
That\'s a classic. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Holmes
12-08-2003, 12:00 PM
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Was he talking about the malt liquor?


Holmes
CptKipling
12-08-2003, 12:08 PM
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

A classic indeed
Elana
12-08-2003, 02:06 PM
I\'ll

take two dove\'s and a pigeon
Pancho1188
12-08-2003, 02:10 PM
(Bette Midler belting out...)

Bruce can sell pigeons or an eagle...
We put his mones beneath our wings.
Kari
12-08-2003, 02:42 PM
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Folks,

We just got an email I thought might make

you smile. I will paraprhase a little for clarity, but the hook is for real;

Dear Sir;

I just sent in an

order for the following items:

1 APC/women
1 Eagle
7 SOE gel packs

etc etc

Mail order eagles. A great

idea actually. You cut down on shipping costs. Just tie the other items on to the eagle and let him go.

Bruce




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Eagles are on the endangered species list. Their trade is thus

illegal.
Sagacious1420
12-08-2003, 05:53 PM
I\'ll take two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree, please.

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kat
12-08-2003, 06:35 PM
Would it

be taking things to far to ask for three french hens???
Dont answer that!

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kat
Elana
12-09-2003, 05:00 AM
How

about an eagle, three French hens and a baby riding on a dogs back handing out cards with PI.
Kari
12-09-2003, 07:00 AM
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How about an eagle, three French hens and a baby

riding on a dogs back handing out cards with PI.

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If we are

mercahndising more than fowl, I\'ll take the 12 lord a-leaping.
Pancho1188
12-09-2003, 08:14 AM
Well, I don\'t know about the birds and lords of leaping, but here\'s what you can get during the 12 days of

Christmas if you wear \"Bruce\'s Magical

Concoctions\":

http://www.playingsafely

.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html (\"http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html\")