SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES

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Ho-HO-HI!!!!

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\"I know if you\'ve been bad or good - so let\'s skip the

small talk, sister!\"

\"Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?\"

\"Interested in seeing

the \'North Pole\'?\"

\"Forget the \"nice\" list - I\'ve got you on my \'nice AND naughty\'

list!\"

\"How\'d you like to shake like a bowl full of jelly?\"

\"I\'ve got something you can hang a

wreath on!\"

\"I see you when you\'re sleeping - and you don\'t wear any underwear, do you?\"

\"Wanna

play some reindeer games?\"

\"That IS a candy cane in my pocket, and I AM glad to see you.\"

\"Uh, yeah,

that\'s right. I\'m Kenny Rogers.\"

\"One hour with me, honey, and you\'ll see flyin\'

reindeer!\"

\"I\'ve got something special in the sack just for you!\"

\"I got your stocking stuffer

right here, babe!\"

\"Giddy-up over here and say \'Howdy\' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!\"

Santa

has the hook-ups! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Any of the lines listed above + two sprays of

TE, should do you reallllll good! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[MOBLEYC57]

SANTA\'S

HELPER (YES...IT\'S AN ELF...NOT A DEER! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif)...PICK-UP LINES!

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\"Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful

knees?\"

\"We don\'t see many happenin\' ladies north of the Arctic Circle.\"

\"Hey babe, I\'m free

on Christmas Eve.\"

\"Not everything about me is tiny!\"

\"I\'m not Elmo, but don\'t stop tickling.\"



\"Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn\'t mean he\'s gay.\"

\"I taught Santa

everything he knows.\"

\"I\'m a magical being. Take off your bra.\"

\"Nice view from down

here!\"

\"I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.\"

\"You\'d look great in a Raggedy Ann

wig.\"

\"That\'s quite a set of ornaments you\'ve got there.\"

\"Why, yes, I AM George

Stephanopoulos.\"

\"I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.\"

\"I\'ve got the

keys to the sleigh tonight.\"

\"I have certain needs that can\'t be satisfied by working on

toys.\"

\"You know what they say about guys with big ears.\"

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\"I can get you off the naughty list!\"