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MOBLEYC57
12-06-2003, 08:48 AM
....SEE ON

HALLMARK CARDS /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Howdy!

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OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I

am...
INSIDE: That you\'re not here to ruin it for me.

OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for

Christmas...
INSIDE: I hope it\'s your sister.

OUTSIDE: I\'ve always wanted to have someone to hold,

someone to love.
INSIDE: After having met you, I\'ve changed my mind.

OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought

religion into my life.
INSIDE: I never believed in hell \'til I met you.

OUTSIDE: Looking back over the

years that we\'ve been together, I can\'t help but wonder...
INSIDE: What the f#ck was I

thinking!?

OUTSIDE: There\'s on one thing worst than a golddigger...
INSIDE: An ugly

golddigger!

OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well-respected.
INSIDE: And while I\'m

dreaming, I wish you weren\'t so damn ugly.

OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs:
INSIDE: Lots of

people do it, but nobody\'s stupid enough to admit it.

OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said

you\'d die for me.
INSIDE: Now that we\'ve broken up, I think it\'s time you kept your promise.



OUTSIDE: The holidays are a great time to be with family.
INSIDE: Of course, your family won\'t be with

you, since I\'m taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!

OUTSIDE: I\'m so

miserable without you...
INSIDE: It\'s almost like you\'re here.

OUTSIDE: If you ever need a

friend...
INSIDE: Buy a dog.

OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
INSIDE: Did you ever

find out who the father was?

OUTSIDE: So you want a man that gives you gifts/money/ flowers for no reason,

eh?
INSIDE: Me too!

OUTSIDE: Do blondes have more fun?
INSIDE: Hell nawh! They\'re just

funnier!


Top of the morning to ya! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Tootles!

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CptKipling
12-06-2003, 09:07 AM
That’s a

business opportunity right there.

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Imagine what the sound

making cards would be like.

OUTSIDE: I just want to make this heard, comming strait from the bottom of my

heart...
INSIDE:\"THIS MAN HAS A SMALL PENIS!!\"