good or bad pickup line?

[jimhoff]

I was reading a

site on pickup lines. It suggested that one should make business cards that say \"wanna have sex?\" and then

under it put a big yellow smilie face. The premise being that it would make the girl laugh, and it would break the

ice. What do you think???

[Elana]

It\'s so

obnoxious. Especially because it didn\'t come off the top of your head. It was pre planned as you had these cards

printed up. The woman will think that you go around doing this to every woman you see. Blech...creepy, sleazy

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[belgareth]

Make sure

you are out of arms reach when she reads it.

[Mtnjim]

How about if

you just walk up to the woman of your choice and ask:\" Would you like to have earth shaking, window rattling, make

you see stars sex?\"

If she says no then just ask her \"Would you mind lying down so I can?\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[franki]

What Elana

said. It\'s one of the worst things you can do... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
What do you think???

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

[Pancho1188]

It\'s

great if you want handprints all over your face...or if you want to lose a testicle...

[Elana]

If you handed

me a card like that, I would look for the biggest guy in the bar and hand it to him telling him that you wanted him

to have it but were to embarrassed to hand it to him yourself. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[tallmacky]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you handed me a card like that, I would look for

the biggest guy in the bar and hand it to him telling him that you wanted him to have it but were to embarrassed to

hand it to him yourself. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Yes, and that big guy would tip toe over interested, and take him up on that offer.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you handed me a card like that, I would look for the biggest guy in the

bar and hand it to him telling him that you wanted him to have it but were to embarrassed to hand it to him

yourself. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Yes,

and that big guy would tip toe over interested, and take him up on that offer.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

There you go! It

all worked out after all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Holmes]

\"Yes, that

is horrible, this idea!\"

On par with the Jump To Conclusions Mat and the Pet Rock.


Holmes

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you handed me a card like that, I would look for the biggest guy in the

bar and hand it to him telling him that you wanted him to have it but were to embarrassed to hand it to him

yourself. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Yes,

and that big guy would tip toe over interested, and take him up on that offer.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

That reminds me

of what I jokingly told my friends\' girlfriends yesterday... \"You know, when you have a headache...he gives me

a call. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif\"

[Elana]

jokingly?...sure Pancho /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
\"Yes, that is horrible, this

idea!\"

On par with the Jump To Conclusions Mat and the Pet Rock.


Holmes

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

I like the Jump to Conclusions mat idea... I think it\'d be like the magic 8-ball... It

should come with an inflatable landing surface, and you should jump off of a ledge or platform onto it to see which

conclusion you land on. That would be fun!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Stupid, pointless,

but fun! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
jokingly?...sure Pancho

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Jerry: We\'re

not gay! Not that there\'s anything wrong with that...
George: No, of course not...
Jerry: I mean that\'s fine

if that\'s who you are...
George: Absolutely...
Jerry: I mean I have many gay friends...
George: My *father* is

gay...

Jerry: It was a *joke*...
George: Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right

now? Let\'s go! C\'mon, let\'s go baby! C\'mon!

[belgareth]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
\"Yes, that is horrible, this

idea!\"

On par with the Jump To Conclusions Mat and the Pet Rock.


Holmes

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

The pet rock wasn\'t such a bad idea. The guy got rich selling ROCKS! Sounds like he had a

good idea. About the buyers though... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Holmes]

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I know! Look, the guy made a [i]million

dollars[i].

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
About the buyers though...

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

That\'s a whole \'nother story.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif


Holmes

[SweetSeduceGurl]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
It\'s so obnoxious. Especially because it

didn\'t come off the top of your head. It was pre planned as you had these cards printed up. The woman will think

that you go around doing this to every woman you see. Blech...creepy, sleazy

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Wait a minute

guys. If he does it right, I think it would work very well. Here\'s what I suggest. Put on your favorite mone, and

pass out the card. This will be a great way of finding out which mones are working and on what types of women. The

ones who think that it\'s funny, or react in a positive way are the ones that are being affected by the mones.

What a great way to guage how a particular mone is working for you. He\'ll be able to find out what the best

standalone or combo, works best for him. Wouldn\'t everyone here want to know what\'s working and what isn\'t

straight from the horses mouth?

In spite of what everyone here has said, I think it\'s a great idea and I also

think that it would work most of the time if he were wearing a mone that he knows is effective for him.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Pancho1188]

It may

work, but is it worth the many punches in the face? If so, then go ahead and try it... In fact, that reminds me of

a joke...

A smart guy and a dumb guy walk into a bar. The smart guy tells the dumb guy he knows how to pick up a

lady for the night. He tells the dumb guy to watch him work.

The smart guy goes up to the first girl he sees and

says, \"Tickle your ass with a feather?\"
The girl says, \"What did you say?\"
\"I said it\'s particularly

nasty weather.\"
\"Oh, yeah it is.\"

He then goes to the second girl.
\"Tickle your ass with a

feather?\"
\"What did you say?\"
\"I said it\'s particularly nasty weather.\"
\"Oh, you\'re

right.\"

He goes on to the third girl...
\"Tickle your ass with a feather?\"
\"Okay.\"
They get up and

leave the bar.

The dumb guy sees this and is impressed. He finishes his beer, thinks it over, and decides to

give it a try.

The dumb guy goes up to the first attractive girl he finds...
\"Tickle your ass with a

feather?\"
\"What did you say?!?!?!\"
\"It\'s pretty fuckin\' cold, ain\'t it?!?!?\"

[EXIT63]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
How about if you just walk up to the woman of your

choice and ask:\" Would you like to have earth shaking, window rattling, make you see stars sex?\"

If she says

no then just ask her \"Would you mind lying down so I can?\"

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I like the idea. And if she gets offended you can always say:

\"Well, then I guess a Bl0wj0b is out of the question\"?!

SSGs idea may have some merit. It\'s good to

have some fresh female opinions on here. Rather than just that dumb blonde all the time!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Rather than just that dumb blonde all the time!



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
HEY!! I resemble that comment!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

For the sake

of science, why don\'t some of you guys try SSG\'s idea. Please bring a video camera to document the event. For

the sake of science of course. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Icarus]

Somebody once

made up a batch of business card style thigs for me for my birthday along a similar line. (not quite so direct) We

then proceeded to hand them out that evening.

You\'d be bloody suprised just how good a reaction you can

get.

I probably wouldn\'t recommend it as anything other than a drink-fuelled laugh.

Steve

[CptKipling]

I don\'t

like pick up lines in general, but I fail to see the need to gang up on the guy.

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I don\'t like pick up lines in general, but I

fail to see the need to gang up on the guy.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I wasn\'t ganging

up. I was protecting him from getting slapped.

[CptKipling]

But the

fact that he hasn\'t replied tells us he\'s a bit embarrassed, he only asked what we thought.

Besides Elana,

what are you still doing on here?! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Go out and meet get some

de-inhibitory (i think i made that word up) substances down your throat

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Neck some for me! I\'m staying in tonight because I need to

save my beans for Christmas shopping.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Besides Elana, what are you still doing on here?!

Go out and meet get some de-inhibitory (i think i made that word up) substances down your throat

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

It\'s 10:30 AM. I am still sucking down my coffee.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[CptKipling]

Oh

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

No tequila with your cereal this morning then?

[Holmes]

Post deleted by Holmes

[EXIT63]

Are you on

your third double espresso?

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Are you on your third double espresso?

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">He is on his fourth bowl of Captain Crunch and tequila

[Holmes]

Yes.


Holmes

[EXIT63]

Post

reinstated by Exit63

So you\'re saying \"do it\", SSG?

I guess it could work, depending on the

individuals in question...i.e. what worked for Icarus might not work for, uh, Dennis--especially with a purple afro

(arf arf...oh, I kill me!)

I doubt I could summon the temerity myself, but, hell, it takes brass balls to sell

real estate. You gotta ask yourself, do I wanna be a Stu or a Steve? I guess it comes down to a simple choice,

really: get busy livin\' or get busy dyin\'. Are you a Viking?


Holmes

[Elana]

You leave my

drunk Holmes alone!!!

[Holmes]

Bastard!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Holmes

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Post reinstated by Exit63

So you\'re saying

\"do it\", SSG?

I guess it could work, depending on the individuals in question...i.e. what worked for Icarus

might not work for, uh, Dennis--especially with a purple afro (arf arf...oh, I kill me!)

I doubt I could summon

the temerity myself, but, hell, it takes brass balls to sell real estate. You gotta ask yourself, do I wanna be a

Stu or a Steve? I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really: get busy livin\' or get busy dyin\'. Are you a

Viking?


Holmes


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I wish I would understand half of what he

is sayin... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Icarus]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
do I wanna be a Stu or a Steve?

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

That\'s a no brainer.

Stuart has all the best parties.

[jimhoff]

ok. ok....

I\'m replying..... I thought it would be funny and if you got a decent impression from the girl.. or if she was

intoxicated, I don\'t think it would be a bad idea. It is all in how you present yourself. I would hand it to

her as a joke, with a smile on my face. Look people... I\'m not asking if she would like to \"have sex\"....

it is a funny thing to use to break the ice. I try not to talk to women who are so uptight anyhow....

J

[koolking1]

try

handing them a card that is blank saying \"here\'s my card, give me a call sometime\". I think it might work as

an ice breaker which is what you want, no?

[Sexyredhead]

I think

that would work better. Or just a card with his name, and he can WRITE his number on the back. If he gave me a card

that said \"Wanna Have Sex\" written on it, I would laugh, hand it back, turn around, and walk off.

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If he gave me a card that said \"Wanna Have

Sex\" written on it, I would laugh, hand it back, turn around, and walk off.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Exactly! But...he thinks it may work, so let him do it!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
It is all in how you present yourself. I would hand

it to her as a joke, with a smile on my face.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

It is still

cheesy, because you preplanned it. You printed up cards to hand out to women in bars.

[franki]

So did we come

to the conclusion yet that (business) cards are not cool, or does it depend on what is written on them.. I could

imagine something more original than \"wanna have sex\" could work...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Elana]

What Ssssssst

did was WAY different. His friends gave him cards on his birthday. That\'s funny and I could see how women would

think it was cute and would want to have some fun with the birthday boy. Normal women are not turned on by sleazy

guys( I am certainly NOT saying that Jimhoff is sleazy)they like to feel important and not just any random chick in

a bar.

It\'s not something that a cool guy would do.

[Elana]

Hey...who

knows...maybe women in Baltimore, MD go for stuff like that. It won\'t work in Miami.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[koolking1]

ah ok

Elana, just what would a \"cool\" guy do - that\'s what he really wants to know, as do the rest of us. TIA

[franki]

Franki &lt;

----- currently watching \"The Tao of Steve\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
ah ok Elana, just what would a \"cool\" guy do -

that\'s what he really wants to know, as do the rest of us. TIA

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



Don\'t be a smart ass /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
A cool guy would be himself.

Even if he planned what he was going to say to women for 2 months by practicing in front of a mirror 20 times a

day...don\'t let the woman know that. Let her think that what you have to say to her was meant just for her...not

30 women that you run into at the bar that night.

[koolking1]

Elana,

that sounds like work. How\'s about just watching Beavis and Butthead reruns to pick up on some gems of lines?

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Elana, that sounds like work. How\'s about just

watching Beavis and Butthead reruns to pick up on some gems of lines?

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

That could work. You could stand by the bar and when a woman orders a drink with a racy name

you could start laughing and giggling ..huuhuu huuhuu she said sex on the beach.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
ah ok Elana, just what would a \"cool\" guy do - that\'s what he really

wants to know, as do the rest of us. TIA

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Don\'t be a smart ass

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
A cool guy would be himself. Even if he planned what he was going

to say to women for 2 months by practicing in front of a mirror 20 times a day...don\'t let the woman know that.

Let her think that what you have to say to her was meant just for her...not 30 women that you run into at the bar

that night.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

This coming from the female who openly encourages

random e-mails of men\'s members and everyone knows she gets plenty...apparently making a person feel like

s/he\'s special only applies to or works on women... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[jimhoff]

I am not

saying that I would use the technique, it was merely suggested on a site that I browsed though. Ok, here is

one...
If you are in a bar, and you think a girl is attractive, how do you approach them and eventually ask for her

number?
In a bar setting, it is not easy to monopolize someones time enough to get to know them, and then make them

feel comfortable enough to get their number, since it is likely that they are there with their friends. I don\'t

know. I haven\'t had much luck in bar settings anyhow. I might just go to the grocery store.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


This coming from the female who openly

encourages random e-mails of men\'s members and everyone knows she gets plenty...apparently making a person feel

like s/he\'s special only applies to or works on women... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I tell you what: Elana actually is very good at making other

people feel good and special, that is why everyone likes her so much.

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


This coming from the female who openly encourages random e-mails of

men\'s members and everyone knows she gets plenty...apparently making a person feel like s/he\'s special only

applies to or works on women... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

I tell you what: Elana actually is very good at making other people feel good and special, that

is why everyone likes her so much.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Thank you Franki.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Pancho...I am not trying to date any of the men here. We are

simply having a good time. If you don\'t wish to play, that\'s up to you.

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you are in a bar, and you think a girl is

attractive, how do you approach them and eventually ask for her number?

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Try giving them a sincere compliment. Many women eat that up....myself included.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif We don\'t like

lines..we like you to notice that we are special.

And BTW Pancho....I notice something special in every picture

that I get. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Some are very, very, very special.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif L-S has some very \"special\" men.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Holmes]

Try looking

in places other than bars.


Holmes

[Icarus]

Try behind

your fridge.

[Holmes]

Or the trunk.

Thought I heard something moving around back there.


Holmes

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


This

coming from the female who openly encourages random e-mails of men\'s members and everyone knows she gets

plenty...apparently making a person feel like s/he\'s special only applies to or works on women...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I tell you

what: Elana actually is very good at making other people feel good and special, that is why everyone likes her so

much.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Thank you Franki.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Pancho...I am not trying to date any of the men here. We are

simply having a good time. If you don\'t wish to play, that\'s up to you.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Once again, I am only kidding. Of course I wish to play...in fact, I think I play too much on

here. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif I was just giving you a hard time. You know what I

really think about you from my 200th post extravaganza...

Speaking of playing...Franki, I thought the guys

liked her because they thought she was hot? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Once again, JOKING... No need to get defensive.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif You know I like you two.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You know I like you two.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Jeez man, what

do I have to do to change that .... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Icarus]

Perform

THE DANCE.

Steve

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You know I like you two. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Jeez man, what do I have to do to change that ....

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Show me the

power of \"Franki: UNMODERATED\"...

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Speaking of playing...Franki, I thought the guys

liked her because they thought she was hot?

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Well that part is

true. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[franki]

After everything Elana and I went through.. it doesn\'t bother me anymore if she\'s hot or ugly.

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
After everything Elana and I went through..

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif it doesn\'t bother me anymore if she\'s hot or ugly.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Elana]

We\'ve duked

it out a few times. I always kicked his ass! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[franki]

Haha, I was

wondering if I was pulling a Pancho with that post... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

\"pulling a

Pancho\" gotta love it /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Pancho1188]

That

definition needs to go into the \"Abbreviations commonly used at Love-Scent\" section...

Pancho
n. pl.

pan·chos
1. A comment that was taken differently than was actually intended.
2. Saying something that was supposed

to be a joke and was taken seriously or vice-versa.
3. Being open and honest to a point where you say something

embarrassing or make people feel awkward.

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
That definition needs to go into the

\"Abbreviations commonly used at Love-Scent\" section...

Pancho
n. pl. pan·chos
1. A comment that was taken

differently than was actually intended.
2. Saying something that was supposed to be a joke and was taken seriously

or vice-versa.
3. Being open and honest to a point where you say something embarrassing or make people feel

awkward.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I

don\'t think that #3 is appropriate. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
You don\'t make anyone

feel awkward. I like the rest of it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

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That definition needs to go into the \"Abbreviations commonly used at

Love-Scent\" section...

Pancho
n. pl. pan·chos
1. A comment that was taken differently than was actually

intended.
2. Saying something that was supposed to be a joke and was taken seriously or vice-versa.
3. Being open

and honest to a point where you say something embarrassing or make people feel awkward.

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I don\'t think that

#3 is appropriate. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
You don\'t make anyone feel awkward. I like

the rest of it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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You never know...

[jimhoff]

I think I

will scratch the business card idea.
How about \"F--K me if I\'m wrong, but is your name Bob?\"

How

about that? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Pancho1188]

Better

than the business cards... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[CptKipling]

Better

than business cards saying, \"I am a fish, see me wiggle,\" maybe...



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