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abductor
12-03-2003, 04:03 PM
Ok. My
first useless information:
The ants do not sleep. In regular periods ants diminishes the rhythm of metabolism, but
ants continues waked up.
More 2:
I cannot lick my elbow.
The pigs are not physically capable to look at the
sky.
Holmes
12-03-2003, 04:41 PM
All
train compartments smell vaguely of sh*t.
Holmes
Pancho1188
12-03-2003, 07:10 PM
The \'love drug\', or the chemical in your brain that produces the \'high\' when you\'re in love, lasts
about 1 1/2 - 2 years. This is enough time for children to go through the critical period of development. Most
relationships end around this time.
A female praying mantis bites off the male\'s head before mating.
A
woman\'s vagina makes ~86 muscle contractions per second during orgasm.
Holmes
12-03-2003, 07:12 PM
Paris Hilton puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like everybody else.
Holmes
Pancho1188
12-03-2003, 07:45 PM
Paris Hilton puts her pants on!?!?!?! Wow!!!!
Holmes
12-03-2003, 07:52 PM
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Holmes
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Paris Hilton puts her pants on one leg at a time,
just like everybody else.
Holmes
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She doesn\'t put her
panties on that way... because she doesn\'t wear them.
Holmes
12-04-2003, 09:20 AM
He
made me do it.
Holmes
CptKipling
12-04-2003, 03:13 PM
To try and find the cause behind every problem is ultimately useless, as the cause is always another
problem.
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abductor
12-04-2003, 03:29 PM
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He made me do it.
Holmes
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I tried some times and I did not have success..
then I caught a calculator
and discovered that
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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Icarus
12-04-2003, 03:32 PM
Christ, I\'m making a beast out of myself: I can hardly f*cking breathe when the waiter finally cuts his
losses and scrambles away, wrenching himself free of my white-knuckle gasping.
\".....Cheque...Please..\" I
manage to mew, fully anticipating the coming storm.
Steve
Holmes
12-04-2003, 03:40 PM
The
Marines is harder than the Army. More yelling, more pushups.
Holmes
Pancho1188
12-04-2003, 11:27 PM
I have to go to the bathroom....what, that\'s useless information, isn\'t it?
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