Founding Fathers

[Mtnjim]

The Founding Fathers

were sitting around a table sometime in
1776, working on the constitution. It had been a long day.

Father1:

Whew! It\'s getting rather warm in here, isn\'t it?

Father2: Shall I open the window?

Father1: No,

that\'s alright. I\'ll just take off my jacket, and roll up
my sleeves.

Father2: Hey, that\'s a good idea.

Why don\'t we include that in
the constitution?

Father1: What? That we\'re allowed to take our jackets off

and roll
up our sleeves while at work?

Father2: Yeah, but that doesn\'t sound very smooth. How about


\"Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?\"