Sexyredhead
11-26-2003, 10:47 AM
When you have had one
of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days or any other very baaaaad day, try this:
On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable
clothing, such as a sweatsuit and lay down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place
it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies
the thermometer and read it.
You will notice in small print the statement:
\"Every rectal thermometer made by
Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested.\"
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: \"I am so glad I do not work
in Quality Control at the Q-Tip Company. I am so glad I do not work in Quality Control at the Q-Tip Company. I
am.....\"
of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days or any other very baaaaad day, try this:
On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable
clothing, such as a sweatsuit and lay down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place
it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies
the thermometer and read it.
You will notice in small print the statement:
\"Every rectal thermometer made by
Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested.\"
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: \"I am so glad I do not work
in Quality Control at the Q-Tip Company. I am so glad I do not work in Quality Control at the Q-Tip Company. I
am.....\"