Sexy Girls

[crazyeyezkilla]

What\'s Up

Ladies?

Where the party at?

[EXIT63]

It\'s right over in the

Paris Hilton thread!

Dude, you\'re missing out. Elana\'s wearing her spacesuit again while Sexyredhead is

growing a beard. Kari has painted her face orange and CJ the DJ is spinning Enrique Iglesias and Mark Anthony

records. And the hottest Asian chick of all time, SSG is capturing the whole thing on tape.

[Elana]

I was doing Karaoke with

Holmes. We went through 16 versions of \"god of thunder.\" He kept jumping off the stage and sticking his tongue

out at the women. They finallly tossed us out of the club. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Sexyredhead]

Some people just

don\'t understand good entertainment. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Elana]

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Some people just don\'t understand good entertainment.

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I agree to

a point. When Holmes snagged the shoes off of a women...put them on and jumped up on the bar singing....

You

really like my limousine
You like the way the wheels roll
You like my seven inch leather heels
And going to all

of the shows... but
Do you love me, do you love me
Do you love me, really love me

That was just going too far

IMHO. Even I was embarrassed

[Holmes]

I did that?

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It was probably the kebap talking.


Holmes

[EXIT63]

Yeah that kebap is some wild

$h!t! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Sexyredhead]

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Some people just don\'t understand good entertainment.

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I agree to

a point. When Holmes snagged the shoes off of a women...put them on and jumped up on the bar singing....

You

really like my limousine
You like the way the wheels roll
You like my seven inch leather heels
And going to all

of the shows... but
Do you love me, do you love me
Do you love me, really love me

That was just going too far

IMHO. Even I was embarrassed



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Oh, I didn\'t know about

that part. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I was busy getting hot monkey love from a couple

busboys in the back room. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

I completely understand why you were

embarrassed.

[Elana]

That wasn\'t the half of

it. At one point during the evening he made an announcement that he was the tickle monster. It was really annoying.

This beautiful woman was in the middle of a conversation with her friends, and he starts tickling her while sticking

his tongue out at her and yelling...lollipop, lollipop...oh lolli lolli pop. I could have died.

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[Sexyredhead]

I\'m so sorry. You

must be feeling so traumatized right now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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[Elana]

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I\'m so sorry. You must be feeling so traumatized right now.

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I am just relieved that it is your turn to take him out tonight.

[crazyeyezkilla]

Oh word y\'all

be trippin

[Holmes]

&lt;kneeling in front of

toilet&gt;

Damn, that kebap was some tasty sh!t.

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We went through 16 versions of \"god of thunder.\"

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Wait,

it\'s coming back to me now...the bossa nova version...then I veered off into \"Dr. Marten\'s Boots\"...and

that beard...&lt;barf!&gt;...what the hell was I doing?

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I was busy getting hot monkey love from a couple busboys in the back room.



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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif Cheeky monkey!

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Yeah that kebap is some wild $h!t!

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I think I started mixing it with Red Bull somewhere between \"Cold Gin\" and \"When You Wish

Upon A Star.\" And why was I wearing armor?? Christ, what a night for a knight!


Holmes

[Sexyredhead]

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I\'m so sorry. You must be feeling so traumatized right now.

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I am just relieved that it is your turn to take him out tonight.

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It\'s Saturday. During football season. So we\'re going somewhere with

a bigscreen and beer. I cannot be held responsible for what the guys in there do if he puts on those heels and

starts tickling. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Elana]

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I\'m so sorry. You must be feeling so

traumatized right now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I am just

relieved that it is your turn to take him out tonight.

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It\'s

Saturday. During football season. So we\'re going somewhere with a bigscreen and beer. I cannot be held

responsible for what the guys in there do if he puts on those heels and starts tickling.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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Just please

keep your eyes on him at all time. Don\'t let him go near any windows or statues.

[Kari]

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It\'s right over in the Paris Hilton thread!

Dude, you\'re missing

out. Elana\'s wearing her spacesuit again while Sexyredhead is growing a beard. Kari has painted her face orange

and CJ the DJ is spinning Enrique Iglesias and Mark Anthony records. And the hottest Asian chick of all time, SSG

is capturing the whole thing on tape.

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Please pas the

rhinestones-- this orange color needs some highlights.

[Kari]

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I\'m so sorry. You must be feeling so

traumatized right now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I am just

relieved that it is your turn to take him out tonight.

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It\'s

Saturday. During football season. So we\'re going somewhere with a bigscreen and beer. I cannot be held

responsible for what the guys in there do if he puts on those heels and starts tickling.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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I thought it

was rather endrearing. I mean, it\'s really the sweetest and most urbane thing he\'s ever done.

[crazyeyezkilla]

Bad music, I\'m

leving this party who\'s coming with me ladies

[Elana]

I am...my sexy killer, in

the hood dude.

[crazyeyezkilla]

Don\'t make fun

of barrio life don\'t be sarcastic

[Holmes]

I grew up in the barrio,

right next door to yo ass. Don\'t you remember? Ah, the good timez, the killingz...


Holmes

[crazyeyezkilla]

yo I don\'t do

killingz pappy, just on the mike, i kill it on the mike

my eyes get all wide that s why I\'m

crazyeyezkilla

pz

[Elana]

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I grew up in the barrio, right next door to yo ass. Don\'t you remember?

Ah, the good timez, the killingz...


Holmes

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You bad boys are

making me so wet. Tell me about the blood and the mutilated body parts.

[crazyeyezkilla]

I don\'t kill

people, just kill it on the mike one day i will be big what do i need to get threesomes?

[Holmes]

Stop lyin\', Crazy. We

all know you grew up wearing Polo and knocking Croquet balls around.


Holmes

[tallmacky]

santa barbara or orange

country?

A sport where you sit your ass on a house and dominate it...yeah mr. ed take my buttcheaks on your spine

hehe....seems like an elitist game...though all sports are sports eh?

[Elana]

People!! Just calm down and

Curb your Enthusiasm! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[Holmes]

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Oh Larry!


Holmes

[Holmes]

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I mean, it\'s really the sweetest and most urbane thing he\'s ever done.



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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Thanks. But

actually the most urbane thing I\'ve done is juz chillin\' wit a forty and maybe a Benadryl brownie,

watchin\' TV with Porno Gil and my beloved aunt. That give me a pants tent every time, yo.


Holmes

[CJ01]

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and CJ the DJ is spinning Enrique Iglesias and Mark Anthony records

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> YO! If I ever do that you know I´ve been smoking some really bad quality

stuff!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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Oh sorry,
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Sexy Girls

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Someone

called?! What can I do for you? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[EXIT63]

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People!! Just calm down and Curb your Enthusiasm!

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This is out of control.....I think phero mones should be against

the rules /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif