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Ash
11-21-2003, 02:21 PM
Is anybody else as angry as me

over this Paris Hilton deal? From what I understand she and her now ex-b/f made a video of some play time they had

with each other a coupe years ago. Scum bag boyfriend sells the video to the Internet porn kings for a ton of money

and now it\'s everywhere. I\'m getting 30 Spams a day for the damn thing. UNF***ing believable. I can understand

the porn kings doing what they\'re doing. Being angry with them would be like getting mad at your dog for licking

himself. But the ex-boyfriend should get his B-sack cut open with a rusty razor blade!!!

franki
11-21-2003, 02:28 PM
Oh no, this topic has been

talked/beaten to death on the other boards I visit. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Just

delete your spams like everyone else. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Ash
11-21-2003, 02:31 PM
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Just delete your spams like everyone else.

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OH. OK. Thanks franki.

franki
11-21-2003, 02:41 PM
The video is not worth

paying money for, btw. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana
11-21-2003, 02:43 PM
If another one of you guys

ask me why I stay anonymous in my pics...........It will always come back to haunt you.

Elana
11-21-2003, 02:52 PM
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The video is not worth paying money for, btw.

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I can\'t

imagine anyone paying money to see that. Did you pay, Franki? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

franki
11-21-2003, 02:54 PM
Do I look that stupid?

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The vid was/is all over the internet (for free)

Elana
11-21-2003, 02:55 PM
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Do I look that stupid? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



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ummmm.........yeah....kind of

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EXIT63
11-21-2003, 03:05 PM
Who cares!!!

Tell me

what she\'s famous for....Going to parties?

franki
11-21-2003, 03:07 PM
for her future inheritance

and going to parties without panties /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Elana
11-21-2003, 03:08 PM
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and going to parties without panties

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Who doesn\'t?

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EXIT63
11-21-2003, 03:11 PM
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for her future inheritance and going to parties without panties

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The party is in

her mouth. And everyones coming.

franki
11-21-2003, 03:13 PM
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for her

future inheritance and going to parties without panties /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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The party is in her mouth. And everyones coming.

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Oh please /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

CJ01
11-21-2003, 04:19 PM
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and going to parties

without panties


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Who

doesn\'t?



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> I did that before she even went to her first

party!!
ehm how lod´s she? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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franki
11-21-2003, 04:20 PM
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Elana
11-21-2003, 04:20 PM
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ehm how lod´s she?

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> CJ...can

you translate that to English?...and gimme some of that wine. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

CJ01
11-21-2003, 04:21 PM
This scum of an ex bf needs

money, has nothing better to do, wants attention or f*ck knows!!! There´s sh*tloeads of people like this around!

How much does a personality cost? Go buy one!!

CJ01
11-21-2003, 04:26 PM
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ehm how lod´s she?




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CJ...can you translate

that to English?...and gimme some of that wine.

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<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\"> eeeek ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif little typo

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Holmes
11-21-2003, 04:27 PM
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How much does a personality cost?

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Obviously more than some people can afford.


Holmes

franki
11-21-2003, 04:27 PM
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How much does a personality cost? Go buy one!!

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No thanks, I already have one! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

CJ01
11-21-2003, 04:32 PM
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How much does a

personality

cost?


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Obviously more

than some people can afford.




<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> yeah! Sad innit? Beats the dole

for this guy!

Holmes
11-21-2003, 04:38 PM
Yeah, and then there\'s

the subject of Paris herself. Who is this person and why do we care?

BTW, I just love Paris in the Spring,

don\'t you?


Holmes

Kari
11-21-2003, 04:44 PM
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Who cares!!!

Tell me what she\'s famous for....Going to parties?



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Yeah, that\'s about it. And, shopping with her sister.

She

recently said that she had had NO idea that people WORKED for their money.

Elana
11-21-2003, 04:45 PM
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Who is this person and why do we care?


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I don\'t care. I am way too busy caring about Christina.

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Holmes
11-21-2003, 04:47 PM
Me too! What a

coincidence. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I, for one, just can\'t get enough.


Holmes

Elana
11-21-2003, 04:50 PM
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Me too! What a coincidence.

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I, for one, just can\'t get enough.


Holmes

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Between thinking about Christina and listening to Pink CD\'s I have no

time to eat or sleep.

Holmes
11-21-2003, 04:53 PM
I hear ya. Fortunately

they\'ve got support groups for people like us.

Have you tried Space Suit Therapy?


Holmes

Sexyredhead
11-21-2003, 04:56 PM
&lt;dreamy sigh&gt;

Every time I think of shiny space suits, I think of Ricky Martin. Now that guy\'s definitely from outer

space. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Elana
11-21-2003, 04:57 PM
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Have you tried Space Suit Therapy?

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No, because they only let you in the class if you have a beard.

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CJ01
11-21-2003, 05:00 PM
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BTW, I just love Paris in the Spring, don\'t you?

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Oh yes! I´ve decided to visit frenchie next year (if her gf lets me)

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CJ01
11-21-2003, 05:02 PM
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I don\'t care. I am way too busy caring about Christina.

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Between thinking about Christina and listening to Pink CD\'s I have no

time to eat or sleep.


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> You´re thinking of the wrong ones !!

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Kari
11-21-2003, 05:02 PM
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ehm how

lod´s she?

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> CJ...can you translate that to English?...and gimme some

of that wine. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Mid 20s. Lipoed bod, long, stringy blonde hair, artificial tan. She always stands pigeon-toed.

Thinks it\'s cute. She speaks of her \"career,\" but no one can figure out quite what that is, since she

doesn\'t work.

Holmes
11-21-2003, 05:03 PM
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&lt;dreamy sigh&gt; Every time I think of shiny space suits, I think of Ricky

Martin. Now that guy\'s definitely from outer space.

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif The Perfect Pop Star! We can rebuild him. We can make him

more nauseating than before.


Holmes

Sexyredhead
11-21-2003, 05:05 PM
Hey, don\'t be

dissing on Ricky. He totally rules in the highschools. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

CJ01
11-21-2003, 05:08 PM
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Mid 20s. Lipoed bod, long, stringy blonde hair, artificial tan.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> wait I´ve seen pics of these girls (f+ck they all look the same to me) and

they use a sunbed? I can get a better tan withing 2 hours if put onto a beach anywhere around the equator! Oh

well, the curse of being a fair blonde I guess /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Who wanted some of my wine?

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Holmes
11-21-2003, 05:16 PM
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Hey, don\'t be dissing on Ricky. He totally rules in the

highschools. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Well, I never trust the trends of societies so dependent on things like spaceships and

face-paint. And fuzzy guitars. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

(Seriously, people still

like that guy?)


Holmes

CJ01
11-21-2003, 05:23 PM
He can´t do any headbanging,

and doesn´t play guitar (or does he?)

But then we´re not 16 years old anymore

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Sexyredhead
11-21-2003, 05:23 PM
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Hey, don\'t be dissing on Ricky. He totally rules in the

highschools. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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class=\"post\">

Well, I never trust the trends of societies so dependent on things like spaceships and

face-paint. And fuzzy guitars. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

(Seriously, people still

like that guy?)


Holmes

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Honestly, I think the man of the

moment is Enrique-of-the-ever-moving-mole.

CJ01
11-21-2003, 05:36 PM
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Honestly, I think the man of the moment is Enrique-of-the-ever-moving-mole.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> UGH!!!! You can´t be serious! That guy´s a NOBODY!

bjf
11-21-2003, 05:42 PM
The Laws in this country are

a joke. How the hell is it allowed for someone to make a sex tape in the intimacy of there own home with the

expectations that it will stay between them and their partner, and then the partner is free to do whatever the hell

they want.

Hell, the pam and tommy lee tapes were STOLEN from there home, and no court would stop the

distribution.

There should be laws protecting photos/videos of sexual acts nudity that are taken with the intent

of being exclusivey for specific parties, and not subject to distribution.

But the courts don\'t step in and do

the right thing, even when the morality is obvious.

franki
11-21-2003, 05:44 PM
What morality? I don\'t

think Paris really minds all the free publicity ...

Sexyredhead
11-21-2003, 05:45 PM
I think I read

yesterday that it was apparently the ex-bf\'s roommate who took the tape and sold it. There\'s a lawsuit pending

against him now from whoever it was he sold it to, because they say the roommate told them the ex-bf didn\'t mind

selling it.

Holmes
11-21-2003, 05:46 PM
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Honestly, I think the man of the moment is Enrique-of-the-ever-moving-mole.



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LOL. He should get that thing looked at.

I\'ve gotta tell

ya, Marc Anthony eats all those hucksters for breffix. Saw him live a couple times--awesome.

Seriously.

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doesn´t play guitar (or does he?)



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Who, Ricky? I heard he plays the flute.


Holmes

bjf
11-21-2003, 05:48 PM
Paris minds it. I mean

she\'s got her limits. The family of Paris is trying to make legal maneuvers to.

Holmes
11-21-2003, 05:49 PM
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What morality? I don\'t think Paris really minds all the free publicity ...



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Exactly.


Holmes

CJ01
11-21-2003, 05:50 PM
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Marc Anthony

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> WHO????????

I´ve known Marcs and I´ve known Anthonys but who the heck is this guy?

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Who, Ricky? I heard he plays the flute.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\"> I am a flute! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

franki
11-21-2003, 05:50 PM
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The family of Paris is trying to make legal maneuvers to.

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Of course they do, that doesn\'t tell anything.

CJ01
11-21-2003, 05:53 PM
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Paris minds it. I mean she\'s got her limits. The family of Paris is

trying to make legal maneuvers to.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Well, ever paid a hilton hotel

bill? They can afford it! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Yeah like I said, some people got

no personality!

Between the two of us, I´ve not seen this thing but I bet it can´t be any worse than.............

Kari
11-21-2003, 06:09 PM
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The Laws in this country are a joke. How the hell is it allowed for someone

to make a sex tape in the intimacy of there own home with the expectations that it will stay between them and their

partner, and then the partner is free to do whatever the hell they want.

Hell, the pam and tommy lee tapes were

STOLEN from there home, and no court would stop the distribution.

There should be laws protecting photos/videos

of sexual acts nudity that are taken with the intent of being exclusivey for specific parties, and not subject to

distribution.

But the courts don\'t step in and do the right thing, even when the morality is obvious.

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BTW-- Paris\' friends are saying she really doesn\'t mind, that much.

But, her family is pretty upset.

The guy on the tape is married, maybe separated from Shannon Duogherty.

Kari
11-21-2003, 06:10 PM
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I think I read yesterday that it was apparently the ex-bf\'s roommate who

took the tape and sold it. There\'s a lawsuit pending against him now from whoever it was he sold it to, because

they say the roommate told them the ex-bf didn\'t mind selling it.

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Remember, about a decade ago, when that happened to Rob Lowe? He was vid with two qentin quail,

and also polishing his musket. The girls sold the tape.

Holmes
11-21-2003, 06:18 PM
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Marc

Anthony

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> WHO????????

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class=\"post\">

\"Tell me baby girl \'cause I need to know...\" Never heard that song?

He\'s a

Latin crossover artist a la Licky Martin or I-Reek-For-Days Eglisias, but just a little bit better.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Didn\'t Paris date Enrique? Or maybe Enrique just went

to Paris...


Holmes

Elana
11-21-2003, 06:36 PM
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Didn\'t Paris date Enrique? Or maybe Enrique just went to Paris...

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They traveled by spaceship....an invisible one

Holmes
11-21-2003, 07:20 PM
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Really, all this Paris stuff is confounding. Do you think she

really molested that 12-year-old boy?


Holmes

CJ01
11-22-2003, 04:38 AM
</font><blockquote><font

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Remember, about a decade ago, when that happened to Rob Lowe? He was vid

with two qentin quail, and also polishing his musket. The girls sold the tape.


<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\"> I remember the Rob Lowe thing, bastard parents. You know what? Here in europe nobody had given a

toss over that, he was just in the wrong country /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Besides I never asked for ID before bonking someone

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Elana
11-22-2003, 04:40 AM
</font><blockquote><font

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Really, all this Paris

stuff is confounding. Do you think she really molested that 12-year-old boy?


Holmes

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Nope. I think she was alone in the movie theater taking care of

herself. They should get off her case. Where is the crime here? She was just enjoying a nice porno.

Kari
11-22-2003, 06:42 AM
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11142003/ne

ws/nationalnews/10809.htm (\"http://www.nypost.com/seven/11142003/news/nationalnews/10809.htm\")

Kari
11-22-2003, 06:48 AM
[url=\"http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2003/11/12/paris/\"]http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2003/11/12/paris/[/u

rl]

Ash
11-22-2003, 04:57 PM
Thanks for the links Kari. Sounds like her ex is a Saint. It\'s just the people he hangs with that

have probs. AH, the life of the rich and stupid. I\'m glad I don\'t have tons of money.

Holmes
11-22-2003, 05:08 PM
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I\'m glad I don\'t have tons of

money.

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Speak

for yourself, Ash.


Holmes

Kari
11-23-2003, 10:53 AM
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Thanks for the links Kari. Sounds like

her ex is a Saint. It\'s just the people he hangs with that have probs. AH, the life of the rich and stupid.

I\'m glad I don\'t have tons of money.

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I dunno. I could be

JUST as much of a stupid slut, if I was that rich.

Ash
11-23-2003, 03:13 PM
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I dunno. I could be JUST as much of a

stupid slut, if I was that rich.


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A rich, stupid slut...Hmmm, I

got to get me one of those.

Kari
11-23-2003, 04:22 PM
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I dunno. I could be JUST as much of a stupid slut, if I was that rich.




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Well, Paris is waxed, a size two, 22 years old, blonde, and

vacuous. PERFECT! DO use safe sex, though.

A rich, stupid slut...Hmmm, I got to get me one of those.

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Ash
11-23-2003, 06:42 PM
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Well, Paris is waxed, a size two, 22

years old, blonde, and vacuous. PERFECT! DO use safe sex, though.


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\"vacuous\" ... does that mean she gives good head?

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Holmes
11-23-2003, 07:05 PM
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\"vacuous\" ... does that mean

she gives good head? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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She really sucks.


Holmes

Sexyredhead
11-23-2003, 07:22 PM
There\'s a little voice inside her head that says, \"Hey! You can see for miles in here!\"

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Kari
11-24-2003, 12:20 PM
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Well, Paris is waxed, a size two, 22 years old, blonde, and vacuous.

PERFECT! DO use safe sex, though.


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\"vacuous\" ... does that

mean she gives good head? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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You could probably shoot it all the way up between her ears-- there\'s no obstruction. BTW--

I hear her vid stops RIGHT in the middle of giving him head.. if you\'d care to check out her tech.

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Kari
11-24-2003, 12:21 PM
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\"vacuous\" ... does that mean she gives good head?

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She really

sucks.


Holmes

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JUST like a water pump!

Holmes
11-24-2003, 12:24 PM
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Like a Hoover, baby!


Holmes

Brian
11-24-2003, 04:07 PM
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\"vacuous\" ... does that mean she gives good head? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif



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She really sucks.


Holmes

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JUST like a water pump!

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

My kind of gal!

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Kari
11-25-2003, 09:38 AM
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Like a Hoover, baby!

Careful! You don\'t want her

to suck it RIGHT off!

Holmes

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franki
12-18-2003, 03:47 AM
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Is anybody else as angry as me over this Paris Hilton deal? From what I

understand she and her now ex-b/f made a video of some play time they had with each other a coupe years ago. Scum

bag boyfriend sells the video to the Internet porn kings for a ton of money and now it\'s everywhere. I\'m

getting 30 Spams a day for the damn thing. UNF***ing believable. I can understand the porn kings doing what

they\'re doing. Being angry with them would be like getting mad at your dog for licking himself. But the

ex-boyfriend should get his B-sack cut open with a rusty razor blade!!!

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From what I have read on the webmaster boards they are making at least a few $100k a day on

Paris Hilton sites .. so I guess spam can be quite profitable ...

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Kari
12-18-2003, 06:57 AM
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Is anybody

else as angry as me over this Paris Hilton deal? From what I understand she and her now ex-b/f made a video of some

play time they had with each other a coupe years ago. Scum bag boyfriend sells the video to the Internet porn kings

for a ton of money and now it\'s everywhere. I\'m getting 30 Spams a day for the damn thing. UNF***ing

believable. I can understand the porn kings doing what they\'re doing. Being angry with them would be like getting

mad at your dog for licking himself. But the ex-boyfriend should get his B-sack cut open with a rusty razor blade!!!



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From what I have read on the webmaster boards they are making at

least a few $100k a day on Paris Hilton sites .. so I guess spam can be quite profitable ...

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Rumor has it

that she was complicit in the timing of the release-- to concide with her TV series. She also made a vid with a

girlfriend, and another \"solo performance.\" Apparently those are available, too, but are being distributed less

widely.

bjf
12-18-2003, 07:29 AM
You can also die if you

drink soda while you have pop rocks in your mouth

Holmes
12-18-2003, 07:31 AM
Remember

\"Mikey?\"


Holmes

Kari
12-18-2003, 07:44 AM
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Remember \"Mikey?\"


Holmes

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Mikey?

Holmes
12-18-2003, 10:55 AM
Mikey, from the

venerable Life Cereal TV commercial. (\"He likes it! Hey Mikey!\")

According to urban legend, the child actor

who played Mikey bit the big one, so to speak, as a result of ingesting Coca-Cola and Poprocks at the same

time.


Holmes

Elana
12-18-2003, 11:33 AM
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You can also die if you drink soda while you have pop rocks in your mouth



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An elderly woman dried her poodle in the microwave.

Kari
12-18-2003, 11:40 AM
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You can also

die if you drink soda while you have pop rocks in your mouth

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An

elderly woman dried her poodle in the microwave.

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\"The Hook\"

terrorized teenagers watching the midnight submarine races.

A girl who visited multiple tanning salons cooked her

insides.

Holmes
12-18-2003, 11:42 AM
Yup. It\'s all

true.


Holmes

Mtnjim
12-18-2003, 01:38 PM
You wrote it on the

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Elana
12-18-2003, 03:11 PM
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You wrote it on the internet, so it must be!

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<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">That\'s correct,

and so was the time the cute little doggie brought home by a tourist turns out to be a Mexican sewer rat.

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DrSmellThis
12-19-2003, 12:21 AM
I know Mikey made it

into adulthood -- he was on one of those \"what ever happened to...\" TV segments.

DrSmellThis
12-19-2003, 12:22 AM
I\'m pretty sure

Mikey made it into adulthood -- he was on one of those \"what ever happened to...\" TV segments.

Holmes
12-19-2003, 06:32 AM
I loved the one about

Telly Salavas choking on a lollipop.


Holmes

Elana
12-19-2003, 07:41 AM
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I loved the one about Telly Salavas choking on a lollipop.


Holmes



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Not as good as Richard Gere and the gerbil.

Kari
12-19-2003, 07:55 AM
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I loved the

one about Telly Salavas choking on a lollipop.


Holmes

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good as Richard Gere and the gerbil.

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That one WAS the best.

EVERYBODY knew a the nurse who worked in ER at Cedars Sinai, that night. Musta been 2,00o nurse.

Holmes
12-19-2003, 07:55 AM
The gerbil was fake. The

lollipop was real.

I love Poprocks!


Holmes