Prescription

[Sexyredhead]

This gal walks into the

drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.

He says, \"What do you want with

arsenic?\"

She said \"I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another

woman.

The pharmacist says, \"I can\'t sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady. Even if he is

having sex with another woman.\"

So she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having

sex with the pharmacist\'s wife.

The pharmacist says \"Oh, I didn\'t realize you had a prescription.\"

[Kari]

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This gal walks into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy

some arsenic.

He says, \"What do you want with arsenic?\"

She said \"I want to kill my husband because he

cheats on me by having sex with another woman.

The pharmacist says, \"I can\'t sell you arsenic so you can

kill your husband, lady. Even if he is having sex with another woman.\"

So she reaches into her pocket and pulls

out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist\'s wife.

The pharmacist says \"Oh, I didn\'t

realize you had a prescription.\"



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This is GREAT! I just

routed it to everybody! Thanks!

[Pancho1188]

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This gal walks into the drugstore and tells the

pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.

He says, \"What do you want with arsenic?\"

She said \"I want to

kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman.

The pharmacist says, \"I can\'t sell

you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady. Even if he is having sex with another woman.\"

So she reaches

into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist\'s wife.

The pharmacist

says \"Oh, I didn\'t realize you had a prescription.\"



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What the critics are saying:
\"SRH just wrote a prescription for laughter!!!\" --- The Daily

Pancho

Side Note: Everyone could use a Daily Pancho... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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[Sagacious1420]

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This gal walks into the drugstore and tells the

pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.

He says, \"What do you want with arsenic?\"

She said \"I want to

kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman.

The pharmacist says, \"I can\'t sell

you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady. Even if he is having sex with another woman.\"

So she reaches

into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist\'s wife.

The pharmacist

says \"Oh, I didn\'t realize you had a prescription.\"



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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif LMAO

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[Bruce]

Yeah, good one.
I\'ve

told it a few times already.

B