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Sexyredhead
11-12-2003, 04:59 AM
This gal walks into the
drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.
He says, \"What do you want with
arsenic?\"
She said \"I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another
woman.
The pharmacist says, \"I can\'t sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady. Even if he is
having sex with another woman.\"
So she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having
sex with the pharmacist\'s wife.
The pharmacist says \"Oh, I didn\'t realize you had a prescription.\"
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This gal walks into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy
some arsenic.
He says, \"What do you want with arsenic?\"
She said \"I want to kill my husband because he
cheats on me by having sex with another woman.
The pharmacist says, \"I can\'t sell you arsenic so you can
kill your husband, lady. Even if he is having sex with another woman.\"
So she reaches into her pocket and pulls
out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist\'s wife.
The pharmacist says \"Oh, I didn\'t
realize you had a prescription.\"
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This is GREAT! I just
routed it to everybody! Thanks!
Pancho1188
11-12-2003, 08:25 AM
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This gal walks into the drugstore and tells the
pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.
He says, \"What do you want with arsenic?\"
She said \"I want to
kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman.
The pharmacist says, \"I can\'t sell
you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady. Even if he is having sex with another woman.\"
So she reaches
into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist\'s wife.
The pharmacist
says \"Oh, I didn\'t realize you had a prescription.\"
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What the critics are saying:
\"SRH just wrote a prescription for laughter!!!\" --- The Daily
Pancho
Side Note: Everyone could use a Daily Pancho... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Sagacious1420
11-12-2003, 12:11 PM
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This gal walks into the drugstore and tells the
pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.
He says, \"What do you want with arsenic?\"
She said \"I want to
kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman.
The pharmacist says, \"I can\'t sell
you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady. Even if he is having sex with another woman.\"
So she reaches
into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist\'s wife.
The pharmacist
says \"Oh, I didn\'t realize you had a prescription.\"
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif LMAO
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Bruce
11-12-2003, 04:14 PM
Yeah, good one.
I\'ve
told it a few times already.
B
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