View Full Version : Do women avoid smelling fat guys?
HB_88
11-07-2003, 08:54 PM
Do
women avoid smelling fat guys?
Thanks to Atkins, I\'ve gone from a 52 waist to a 46, though I don\'t know
what I actually weigh (still quite a bit, I\'m sure). I\'m nowhere near my goal, yet my confidence is up and
I\'m dating again. Recently I\'ve noticed that I\'m getting more compliments on the way I smell, even though
I can\'t possibly smell all that different from the way I did when I was heavier. (I use deodorant and
various pheromones, preferring scented phero products such as SOE and AE(m) to stand-alone colognes.)
Here\'s
the real question: Do women avoid smelling fat guys? If so, is it because overweight people smell worse and
sweat more? (We generally do, I\'m afraid, though there are exceptions to the rule. And there are plenty of
rail-thin people who smell horrible. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif ) Or, do you simply rarely
have the opportunity to smell fat guys because you seldom get close to one?
If you don\'t actually avoid
smelling fat people, do you smell everyone equally and make social contact only with those you consider to be,
uh..... suitable? Be honest, no matter what the response. I can take it. And I think I speak for most of
the Chunky-American Community when I say that I won\'t get angry, even at a judgmental response. If for some
reason you don\'t feel like posting here in the forum, you can always send me a PM.
HB_88
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EXIT63
11-08-2003, 04:14 AM
Hmmmmm...Interesting question. I happen to know a few women who spend their days smelling guys and they told me
yes. They do try to avoid smelling fat guys. The reason given is because most women are always on a diet and fat
guys smell too much like fried food. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
franki
11-08-2003, 04:25 AM
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Elana
11-08-2003, 07:26 AM
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Icarus
11-08-2003, 08:19 AM
Emoticon Attack!
(or graemlin...spooky)
Steve
Pancho1188
11-08-2003, 08:48 AM
I\'m sure it\'s yes for one reason or another, but if it makes you feel better the people on my side of the
fence (thin guys) aren\'t getting much love, either. I can\'t remember the last time a woman said, \"You smell
nice,\" unless it was someone in my family. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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And there are plenty of rail-thin people who smell
horrible. )
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> true! I´ve encountered many `thin´ guys over the years -
even nice muscly ones, that just STINK! There´s no excuse for this as far as I´m concerned!It´s just gross!
I´ve meet some men that could really do with a diet and some time at the gym ( middle aged type)that smelled
really great!
Generally speaking I smell anything that crosses my nose, for better or worse.
Not sure I can
answer your question completely. I try to avoid smelling anything I don´t like the smell of. It´s not so much
about how much a person weighs I think.
Plus, sweat doesn´t always equal BO.
Perhaps you´re getting `hunkier´
since you´re loosing weight (well done btw!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif ) and people are
noticing you more and so on. Perhaps you´re actually smelling a bit tastier than before too. Couple that with
pheros blending in well with your natural body chem, can make a difference.
Another thing, perhaps you´ve been
smelling `healthier´than before? Often it´s hard to make a judgement about yourself and the way you smell - I mean
otherwise the people that walk around reaking of BO ought to go out and buy some soap and deo right?
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BTW, what do you mean by `fat´?
my 2 cents after 3 glasses of
red /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
CJ
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I\'m sure it\'s yes for one reason or another,
but if it makes you feel better the people on my side of the fence (thin guys) aren\'t getting much love, either.
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poor baby, I said you can join cuddlytoy and me
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I can\'t remember the last time a woman said,
\"You smell nice,\" unless it was someone in my family.
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How
can I if you don´t cum over? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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HB_88
11-08-2003, 03:37 PM
Thanks
for your input. Thin\'s where I\'m heading... hopefully I\'ll still be smelling good.
HB_88
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HB_88
11-08-2003, 03:41 PM
Har
har. Fried foods? I\'m doing Atkins, remember. Fried eggs, steaks, bacon, low-carbohydrate vegetables:
regularly. Fried potatoes, pastries, etc.: never!
HB_88 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
HB_88
11-08-2003, 03:50 PM
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Perhaps you´re actually smelling a bit tastier
than before too. Couple that with pheros blending in well with your natural body chem, can make a difference.
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I considered this as a possibility, and I\'m trying to find out if
I\'m right.
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BTW, what do you mean by `fat´?
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It\'s a relative term, like \"tall\" or \"ugly.\" By
\"fat,\" I basically mean \"carrying too much body fat for one\'s frame.\"
HB_88
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SweetSeduceGurl
11-08-2003, 06:07 PM
What a bizarre thead! Interesting though! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Pancho1188
11-09-2003, 12:34 AM
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I\'m sure it\'s yes for one reason or another, but if it makes you feel
better the people on my side of the fence (thin guys) aren\'t getting much love, either.
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poor baby, I said you can join cuddlytoy and me
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I can\'t remember the last time a woman said,
\"You smell nice,\" unless it was someone in my family.
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How
can I if you don´t cum over? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I\'m telling you...the car, the plane, vehicles that break the
sound barrier...these were all things created by men to get to hot women that were far away...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif If I\'m ever in
the area, you can smell me until you can\'t take it anymore and have to have me right then and there...
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Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy, down!
Icarus
11-09-2003, 04:03 AM
There was no escape... Many of them could hear me.... some of them smelled me.
jamesdeanmartin
11-09-2003, 06:04 AM
I\'m definitely in the \"fat\" category (I\'m 6\'5\"/275 give or take ten pounds :-) and I do
get complimented on how I smell.
The one thing about being heavier is that you do need to use anti-perspirant
and such. You will accumulate more BO than a smaller person.
Although being bigger than the average bear also
means that you have much more skin area for the release of pheromones :-) Of course, that is the one thing that has
always confused me, because technically if pheromones were so powerful wouldn\'t the ideal male be a gross fat
hairy mofo?
I don\'t know. I may be rambling. I think I hit a new high in drunkeness last night. A bunch of us
ran into an acquaintance from school who was celebrating her birthday and her father (who\'s from kentucky) just
kept buying us mad shots of Bourbon. Big mistake. 12 shots and maybe an hour and a half later and it got ugly and I
had to stumble home.
I\'m never drinking again :-) Although I just woke up and feel great right now.
take
care,
JDM
Pancho1188
11-09-2003, 09:18 AM
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Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy,
down!
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It\'s all Elana\'s and SSG\'s fault!!! They took
over the damn Matrix thread with sexual innuendos!!! The single man can only take so much!!!!!!!!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I swear I\'m
okay now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif A night of Bubble Boy, Super Buffet, Video Games, and
Movie-Making Magic (It was awesome! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I\'ll put it on my website
when it\'s finished!) saved the day!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!
I\'m telling you...the car, the plane, vehicles that break the sound barrier...these were all things created by
men to get to hot women that were far away... If I\'m ever in the area, you can smell me until you can\'t take
it anymore and have to have me right then and there...
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Too bad
you missed that last Concorde /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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Pancho1188
11-09-2003, 12:58 PM
Bastards!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
AzMike
11-10-2003, 12:17 AM
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I\'m sure it\'s yes for one reason or another,
but if it makes you feel better the people on my side of the fence (thin guys) aren\'t getting much love, either.
I can\'t remember the last time a woman said, \"You smell nice,\" unless it was someone in my family.
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I second the
motion on this. I was at a singles mixer recently where people posted \"ads\" on this wall, with one category to
fill in \"What I\'m looking for\". Several women filled this in with \"prefer a guy with a medium or heavy
build\". Regardless of what Cosmopolitan magazine says, women who like thin guys are somewhat rare.
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Me and my 31-inch waistline did hear a woman say \"you smell
nice\" a few months ago, with Dolce Gabanna on, and NO mones.
AzMike
We like
muscle /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Lean but muscly, not wimpy!
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Elana
11-10-2003, 06:37 AM
I
want a man that takes good care of himself. That\'s not asking too much.
i am
slim, though I don\'t have a thin neck, and I think that is a difference maker (thus people think pancho is slim),
but the only way your body will get in the way of getting with a women is if you have an issue with it, not
her.
Just because they don\'t prefer it, doesn\'t mean you can\'t defeat what they think it says about you
with your actions. Sure there are those who have wierd hangups, but there are those rare guys who maybe do that
with the size of a woman\'s chest or ass.
The biggest opponent of skinny guys though can be themselves, not the
females. So don\'t even sweat it, a little adversity can be a fun thing too.
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i am slim, though I don\'t have a thin neck, and
I think that is a difference maker (thus people think pancho is slim), but the only way your body will get in the
way of getting with a women is if you have an issue with it, not her.
Just because they don\'t prefer it,
doesn\'t mean you can\'t defeat what they think it says about you with your actions. Sure there are those who
have wierd hangups, but there are those rare guys who maybe do that with the size of a woman\'s chest or
ass.
The biggest opponent of skinny guys though can be themselves, not the females. So don\'t even sweat it, a
little adversity can be a fun thing too.
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Well, I like built guys
AND thinner guys. But, I alos think you are right-- if a guy has wit, charm,and sensitivity, I forget ALL about what
I admire in a man, physically. Suddenly, that guy who was NOT my type becomes my ideal. Someone, I forget who, said,
about charm-- \"If you have it, you don\'t need anything else. If you don\'t have it, nothing else will
help.\"
CJ,
the strongest muscle in the human body is the heart.
Then the penis (just kidding).
Elana, why spend your time
working out when you can do funner things, like watching paint dry or grass grow?
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about charm-- \"If you have it, you don\'t need
anything else. If you don\'t have it, nothing else will help.\"
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That\'s what I am saying. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I have never
known any guy who could get a woman with his body. Not that it doesn\'t help, it does complement what comes out
of your mouth, but the latter is the only thing that actually makes it all happen, so guys are better served
focusing on improving that aspect of themselves.
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about charm-- \"If you have it, you don\'t need anything else. If you
don\'t have it, nothing else will help.\"
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That\'s what I am
saying. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I have never known any guy who could get a woman with
his body. Not that it doesn\'t help, it does complement what comes out of your mouth, but the latter is the only
thing that actually makes it all happen, so guys are better served focusing on improving that aspect of themselves.
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Oh, a guy can GET a woman with his body. KEEPING her is a WHOLE
different issue.
Elana
11-10-2003, 06:53 AM
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Elana, why spend your time working out when you can
do funner things, like watching paint dry or grass grow?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> The results
are worth it to me. I love the way I look. How many women do you know that can say that and mean it? It\'s
important to me.
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about charm-- \"If you have it, you don\'t need anything else. If you
don\'t have it, nothing else will help.\"
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That\'s what I am
saying. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I have never known any guy who could get a woman with
his body. Not that it doesn\'t help, it does complement what comes out of your mouth, but the latter is the only
thing that actually makes it all happen, so guys are better served focusing on improving that aspect of themselves.
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But, you\'re right.. bodybuilders who have no social skills are
very UN-sexy.
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Elana, why spend your time working out when you can do funner things, like
watching paint dry or grass grow?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> The results are worth it to me. I
love the way I look.
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I second that. Nothing\'s better for a
woman, than the gym. Well, ALMOST nothing. <g>
Elana
11-10-2003, 06:56 AM
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Elana, why
spend your time working out when you can do funner things, like watching paint dry or grass grow?
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> The results are worth it to me. I love the way I look.
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I second that. Nothing\'s better for a woman, than the gym. Well, ALMOST
nothing. <g>
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Yeah! Almost nothing.
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Elana
and Kari, I am not knocking working out for those who enjoy it. Keep doin your thing soul sisters!
Kari, for
every woman who choses a guy for his body, it seems as if there are dozens more who pick a guy for their mind. Most
men\'s bodies all look the same anyway (at least to my untrained eye
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Elana
11-10-2003, 07:17 AM
It\'s all about the WHOLE PACKAGE. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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Elana and Kari, I am not knocking working out for
those who enjoy it. Keep doin your thing soul sisters!
Kari, for every woman who choses a guy for his body, it
seems as if there are dozens more who pick a guy for their mind. Most men\'s bodies all look the same anyway (at
least to my untrained eye /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
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Yes.... in the dark, ALL cats are grey. <g>
Icarus
11-10-2003, 07:20 AM
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She says with a grin.
(but no wink...)
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I second Elana in THAT one, too.
Elana
11-10-2003, 07:21 AM
Hey!
My cat is blonde. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Elana and Kari, I am not knocking working out for
those who enjoy it. Keep doin your thing soul sisters!
Kari, for every woman who choses a guy for his body, it
seems as if there are dozens more who pick a guy for their mind. Most men\'s bodies all look the same anyway (at
least to my untrained eye /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
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A pretty body will hold my attention for AT LEAST ten seconds. Then, when he opens his
mouth.......the REAL impression is first made.
Elana
11-10-2003, 07:25 AM
Certain International political issues are mandatory for me. If you don\'t agree on one in particular one, then
everything is out the window. We all have our passions.
Thanks
gals for explaining the full story
Pancho1188
11-10-2003, 08:21 AM
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CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the
heart.
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Actually, it\'s the tongue. Go figure.
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CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the heart.
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Actually, it\'s the tongue. Go figure.
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Sounds good to ME. <g>
SweetSeduceGurl
11-10-2003, 09:52 AM
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Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy, down!
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It\'s all Elana\'s and SSG\'s fault!!! They took over the damn
Matrix thread with sexual innuendos!!! The single man can only take so much!!!!!!!!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I swear I\'m
okay now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif A night of Bubble Boy, Super Buffet, Video Games, and
Movie-Making Magic (It was awesome! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I\'ll put it on my website
when it\'s finished!) saved the day!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pancho
honey,
We simply livened up a dead thread! You should be thanking us instead of pointing fingers.
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bjf, I owe
you a slap in the head for calling me sunshine. Come over here please!
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Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy, down!
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
It\'s all Elana\'s and SSG\'s fault!!! They took over the damn
Matrix thread with sexual innuendos!!! The single man can only take so much!!!!!!!!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I swear I\'m
okay now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif A night of Bubble Boy, Super Buffet, Video Games, and
Movie-Making Magic (It was awesome! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I\'ll put it on my website
when it\'s finished!) saved the day!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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We were JUST
discussing physical fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also discussing, er, push-ups. <g>
bjf, I
owe you a slap in the head for calling me sunshine. Come over here please!>>>
Which head, angel
eyes? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
SweetSeduceGurl
11-10-2003, 11:46 AM
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bjf, I owe you a slap in the head for
calling me sunshine. Come over here please!>>>
Which head, angel eyes?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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The one on your
shoulders of course. Wouldn\'t want to hurt the good one! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Pancho1188
11-10-2003, 01:24 PM
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Pancho honey,
We simply livened up a dead
thread! You should be thanking us instead of pointing fingers. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Of course, but I
wasn\'t pointing fingers in the traditional way. What I said was basically like saying, \"You have to go and be
so damn beautiful and sexy, huh? It\'s all your fault for being so damn nice and pretty.\"
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
<<The one on your shoulders of course. Wouldn\'t want to hurt the good one! >>>
OK ssg, I am
ready for my beating. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
SweetSeduceGurl
11-10-2003, 03:31 PM
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We were JUST discussing physical
fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also discussing, er, push-ups.
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My kind of exercise, as long as I don\'t have to do them!
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Pancho1188
11-10-2003, 04:17 PM
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We were JUST discussing physical fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also
discussing, er, push-ups.
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My kind of exercise, as long as I
don\'t have to do them! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Hey, I
love them when a sexy female is below me and I get a kiss every time I go down...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
\"*kiss*...1...*kiss*...2...*kiss*...3...*kissssssss ssssma
n,
Ican\'tdoanymoresssssssssssssssssssssssssokay,
soIdon\'tWANTtodoanymoressssssssssssssssssssssssss *\"
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Icarus
11-10-2003, 11:54 PM
Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in Heat III
\"Lock up your daughters! Lock up your Wives!
Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down! The adorable Chihuahua Pancho (star of other childrens classics,
including Ernest Suffers Depression and Ah! My Eye!) returns to warm the forgotten reaches of your
heart and remind you what\'s good about life: namely, humpin\'! Join Pancho as he travels the country in a
convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier named Marty (Tom Sellik) and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and
watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only the nature of thier friendships, but also the very purpose of
life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five minutes, until Pancho makes it glaringly obvious by getting it
on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh, you\'ll cry, you\'ll scream: \"Ah! My
Eye!\"
\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\" -Empire Magazine
\"I didn\'t know where
to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving pictures. She\'s a smart one and no mistake! Five
stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine
\"I for one didn\'t like it, as they never spent enough time in the
Matrix, and the bullet-time was used inappropriately\"
-MovieMadness.com
\"...spare some
change?\" -A Homeless Man, yesterday.
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CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the
heart.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Women have the strongest muscles - in the vagina. They´re
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SweetSeduceGurl
11-11-2003, 04:30 AM
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Hey, I love them when a sexy
female is below me and I get a kiss every time I go down...
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n,
Ican\'tdoanymoresssssssssssssssssssssssssokay,
soIdon\'tWANTtodoanymoressssssssssssssssssssssssss *\"
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We were JUST discussing physical fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also
discussing, er, push-ups.
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My kind of exercise, as long as I
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Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in
Heat III
\"Lock up your daughters! Lock up your Wives! Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down!
The adorable Chihuahua Pancho (star of other childrens classics, including Ernest Suffers Depression and
Ah! My Eye!) returns to warm the forgotten reaches of your heart and remind you what\'s good about life:
namely, humpin\'! Join Pancho as he travels the country in a convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier
named Marty (Tom Sellik) and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only
the nature of thier friendships, but also the very purpose of life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five
minutes, until Pancho makes it glaringly obvious by getting it on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh,
you\'ll cry, you\'ll scream: \"Ah! My Eye!\"
\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\"
-Empire Magazine
\"I didn\'t know where to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving
pictures. She\'s a smart one and no mistake! Five stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine
\"I for one
didn\'t like it, as they never spent enough time in the Matrix, and the bullet-time was used
inappropriately\"
-MovieMadness.com
\"...spare some change?\" -A Homeless Man, yesterday.
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Pancho
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CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the heart.
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birth. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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Uh-huh, and we can contract them, when it\'s useful. <g>
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<<The one on your shoulders of course.
Wouldn\'t want to hurt the good one! >>>
OK ssg, I am ready for my beating.
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Don\'t beat
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Does that mean that you are now immoderate?
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useful. <g>
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Pancho1188
11-11-2003, 08:48 AM
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Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in
Heat III
\"Lock up your daughters! Lock up your Wives! Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down!
The adorable Chihuahua Pancho (star of other childrens classics, including Ernest Suffers Depression and
Ah! My Eye!) returns to warm the forgotten reaches of your heart and remind you what\'s good about life:
namely, humpin\'! Join Pancho as he travels the country in a convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier
named Marty (Tom Sellik) and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only
the nature of thier friendships, but also the very purpose of life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five
minutes, until Pancho makes it glaringly obvious by getting it on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh,
you\'ll cry, you\'ll scream: \"Ah! My Eye!\"
\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\"
-Empire Magazine
\"I didn\'t know where to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving
pictures. She\'s a smart one and no mistake! Five stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine
\"I for one
didn\'t like it, as they never spent enough time in the Matrix, and the bullet-time was used
inappropriately\"
-MovieMadness.com
\"...spare some change?\" -A Homeless Man,
yesterday.
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Get the DVD! In stores now!!! The Pancho in Heat III DVD is a two-disc set: the
movie on one, and special bonus features on the other! Watch as hilarious outtakes of Pancho humping lamp posts,
dolls (here\'s a clip:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/humpingbaby.html (\"http://www.ebaumsworld.com/humpingbaby.html\")), and
various other inanimate and even living objects. You even get behind-the-scenes footage with exclusive interviews
with the actors!!!
(Cut to sample)
Nicholas Cage: \"The enthusiasm Pancho brings to the film is unbridled.
In my major movies such as Family Man, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, and 8mm, I\'ve never gotten to work with
someone who spontaneously humps wheel-mounts. It\'s incredible. Pancho\'s acting is so raw, it feels as if he
becomes the character he portrays or has always been that horny chihuahua that humps indiscriminantly. It\'s been
a pleasure working with him, and I hope to do future films with this gifted actor.\"
It even contains some
screenshots from the movie:
(Caution: Not for the faint of
heart!!!)
http://www.geocities.com/Pancho1188/Me
inRoomSmall.JPG (\"http://www.geocities.com/Pancho1188/MeinRoomSmall.JPG\")
http://www.geocities.com
/Pancho1188/PanchoinHeatPic.JPG (\"http://www.geocities.com/Pancho1188/PanchoinHeatPic.JPG\")
(Serious note: Cannot get links to work, but copying and pasting url seems
to work)
These pictures contain spoilers as Pancho actually transforms from chihuahua to starving human male
model who eventually gets killed by one of the male photographers he had to sleep with in order to be considered for
a shoot.
Again, that\'s Pancho in Heat III, available on DVD in stores now!!!
franki
11-11-2003, 09:58 AM
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Does that mean that you are now immoderate?
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I am not quite sure what you mean, but I guess the answer is yes..
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CptKipling
11-13-2003, 12:05 PM
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\"...spare some change?\" -A Homeless Man,
yesterday.
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If i wasnt in a swivel chair with arms, I\'d be on
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HB_88
11-23-2003, 11:30 PM
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