Do women avoid smelling fat guys? [Archive] - Love-Scent Pheromones Forum

HB_88

11-07-2003, 08:54 PM

Do

women avoid smelling fat guys?

Thanks to Atkins, I\'ve gone from a 52 waist to a 46, though I don\'t know

what I actually weigh (still quite a bit, I\'m sure). I\'m nowhere near my goal, yet my confidence is up and

I\'m dating again. Recently I\'ve noticed that I\'m getting more compliments on the way I smell, even though

I can\'t possibly smell all that different from the way I did when I was heavier. (I use deodorant and

various pheromones, preferring scented phero products such as SOE and AE(m) to stand-alone colognes.)

Here\'s

the real question: Do women avoid smelling fat guys? If so, is it because overweight people smell worse and

sweat more? (We generally do, I\'m afraid, though there are exceptions to the rule. And there are plenty of

rail-thin people who smell horrible. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif ) Or, do you simply rarely

have the opportunity to smell fat guys because you seldom get close to one?

If you don\'t actually avoid

smelling fat people, do you smell everyone equally and make social contact only with those you consider to be,

uh..... suitable? Be honest, no matter what the response. I can take it. And I think I speak for most of

the Chunky-American Community when I say that I won\'t get angry, even at a judgmental response. If for some

reason you don\'t feel like posting here in the forum, you can always send me a PM.

HB_88

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EXIT63

11-08-2003, 04:14 AM

Hmmmmm...Interesting question. I happen to know a few women who spend their days smelling guys and they told me

yes. They do try to avoid smelling fat guys. The reason given is because most women are always on a diet and fat

guys smell too much like fried food. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

franki

11-08-2003, 04:25 AM

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Elana

11-08-2003, 07:26 AM

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Icarus

11-08-2003, 08:19 AM

Emoticon Attack!

(or graemlin...spooky)

Steve

Pancho1188

11-08-2003, 08:48 AM

I\'m sure it\'s yes for one reason or another, but if it makes you feel better the people on my side of the

fence (thin guys) aren\'t getting much love, either. I can\'t remember the last time a woman said, \"You smell

nice,\" unless it was someone in my family. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

CJ01

11-08-2003, 11:41 AM

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And there are plenty of rail-thin people who smell

horrible. )

<hr /></blockquote> true! I´ve encountered many `thin´ guys over the years -

even nice muscly ones, that just STINK! There´s no excuse for this as far as I´m concerned!It´s just gross!

I´ve meet some men that could really do with a diet and some time at the gym ( middle aged type)that smelled

really great!
Generally speaking I smell anything that crosses my nose, for better or worse.

Not sure I can

answer your question completely. I try to avoid smelling anything I don´t like the smell of. It´s not so much

about how much a person weighs I think.
Plus, sweat doesn´t always equal BO.

Perhaps you´re getting `hunkier´

since you´re loosing weight (well done btw!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif ) and people are

noticing you more and so on. Perhaps you´re actually smelling a bit tastier than before too. Couple that with

pheros blending in well with your natural body chem, can make a difference.

Another thing, perhaps you´ve been

smelling `healthier´than before? Often it´s hard to make a judgement about yourself and the way you smell - I mean

otherwise the people that walk around reaking of BO ought to go out and buy some soap and deo right?

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BTW, what do you mean by `fat´?

my 2 cents after 3 glasses of

red /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

CJ

CJ01

11-08-2003, 11:46 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I\'m sure it\'s yes for one reason or another,

but if it makes you feel better the people on my side of the fence (thin guys) aren\'t getting much love, either.

<hr /></blockquote>

poor baby, I said you can join cuddlytoy and me

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I can\'t remember the last time a woman said,

\"You smell nice,\" unless it was someone in my family.

<hr /></blockquote>

How

can I if you don´t cum over? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

HB_88

11-08-2003, 03:37 PM

Thanks

for your input. Thin\'s where I\'m heading... hopefully I\'ll still be smelling good.

HB_88

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HB_88

11-08-2003, 03:41 PM

Har

har. Fried foods? I\'m doing Atkins, remember. Fried eggs, steaks, bacon, low-carbohydrate vegetables:

regularly. Fried potatoes, pastries, etc.: never!

HB_88 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

HB_88

11-08-2003, 03:50 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Perhaps you´re actually smelling a bit tastier

than before too. Couple that with pheros blending in well with your natural body chem, can make a difference.

<hr

/></blockquote>

I considered this as a possibility, and I\'m trying to find out if

I\'m right.

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
BTW, what do you mean by `fat´?

<hr /></blockquote>

It\'s a relative term, like \"tall\" or \"ugly.\" By

\"fat,\" I basically mean \"carrying too much body fat for one\'s frame.\"

HB_88

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SweetSeduceGurl

11-08-2003, 06:07 PM

What a bizarre thead! Interesting though! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Pancho1188

11-09-2003, 12:34 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I\'m sure it\'s yes for one reason or another, but if it makes you feel

better the people on my side of the fence (thin guys) aren\'t getting much love, either.

<hr

/></blockquote>

poor baby, I said you can join cuddlytoy and me

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<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I can\'t remember the last time a woman said,

\"You smell nice,\" unless it was someone in my family.

<hr /></blockquote>

How

can I if you don´t cum over? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I\'m telling you...the car, the plane, vehicles that break the

sound barrier...these were all things created by men to get to hot women that were far away...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif If I\'m ever in

the area, you can smell me until you can\'t take it anymore and have to have me right then and there...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Ash

11-09-2003, 02:46 AM

Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy, down!

Icarus

11-09-2003, 04:03 AM

There was no escape... Many of them could hear me.... some of them smelled me.

jamesdeanmartin

11-09-2003, 06:04 AM

I\'m definitely in the \"fat\" category (I\'m 6\'5\"/275 give or take ten pounds :-) and I do

get complimented on how I smell.

The one thing about being heavier is that you do need to use anti-perspirant

and such. You will accumulate more BO than a smaller person.

Although being bigger than the average bear also

means that you have much more skin area for the release of pheromones :-) Of course, that is the one thing that has

always confused me, because technically if pheromones were so powerful wouldn\'t the ideal male be a gross fat

hairy mofo?

I don\'t know. I may be rambling. I think I hit a new high in drunkeness last night. A bunch of us

ran into an acquaintance from school who was celebrating her birthday and her father (who\'s from kentucky) just

kept buying us mad shots of Bourbon. Big mistake. 12 shots and maybe an hour and a half later and it got ugly and I

had to stumble home.
I\'m never drinking again :-) Although I just woke up and feel great right now.

take

care,
JDM

Pancho1188

11-09-2003, 09:18 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy,

down!

<hr /></blockquote>

It\'s all Elana\'s and SSG\'s fault!!! They took

over the damn Matrix thread with sexual innuendos!!! The single man can only take so much!!!!!!!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I swear I\'m

okay now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif A night of Bubble Boy, Super Buffet, Video Games, and

Movie-Making Magic (It was awesome! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I\'ll put it on my website

when it\'s finished!) saved the day!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

CJ01

11-09-2003, 11:12 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!

I\'m telling you...the car, the plane, vehicles that break the sound barrier...these were all things created by

men to get to hot women that were far away... If I\'m ever in the area, you can smell me until you can\'t take

it anymore and have to have me right then and there...

<hr /></blockquote> Too bad

you missed that last Concorde /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Pancho1188

11-09-2003, 12:58 PM

Bastards!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

AzMike

11-10-2003, 12:17 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I\'m sure it\'s yes for one reason or another,

but if it makes you feel better the people on my side of the fence (thin guys) aren\'t getting much love, either.

I can\'t remember the last time a woman said, \"You smell nice,\" unless it was someone in my family.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote>
I second the

motion on this. I was at a singles mixer recently where people posted \"ads\" on this wall, with one category to

fill in \"What I\'m looking for\". Several women filled this in with \"prefer a guy with a medium or heavy

build\". Regardless of what Cosmopolitan magazine says, women who like thin guys are somewhat rare.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Me and my 31-inch waistline did hear a woman say \"you smell

nice\" a few months ago, with Dolce Gabanna on, and NO mones.

AzMike

CJ01

11-10-2003, 02:56 AM

We like

muscle /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Lean but muscly, not wimpy!

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Elana

11-10-2003, 06:37 AM

I

want a man that takes good care of himself. That\'s not asking too much.

bjf

11-10-2003, 06:40 AM

i am

slim, though I don\'t have a thin neck, and I think that is a difference maker (thus people think pancho is slim),

but the only way your body will get in the way of getting with a women is if you have an issue with it, not

her.

Just because they don\'t prefer it, doesn\'t mean you can\'t defeat what they think it says about you

with your actions. Sure there are those who have wierd hangups, but there are those rare guys who maybe do that

with the size of a woman\'s chest or ass.

The biggest opponent of skinny guys though can be themselves, not the

females. So don\'t even sweat it, a little adversity can be a fun thing too.

Kari

11-10-2003, 06:45 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
i am slim, though I don\'t have a thin neck, and

I think that is a difference maker (thus people think pancho is slim), but the only way your body will get in the

way of getting with a women is if you have an issue with it, not her.

Just because they don\'t prefer it,

doesn\'t mean you can\'t defeat what they think it says about you with your actions. Sure there are those who

have wierd hangups, but there are those rare guys who maybe do that with the size of a woman\'s chest or

ass.

The biggest opponent of skinny guys though can be themselves, not the females. So don\'t even sweat it, a

little adversity can be a fun thing too.

<hr /></blockquote>

Well, I like built guys

AND thinner guys. But, I alos think you are right-- if a guy has wit, charm,and sensitivity, I forget ALL about what

I admire in a man, physically. Suddenly, that guy who was NOT my type becomes my ideal. Someone, I forget who, said,

about charm-- \"If you have it, you don\'t need anything else. If you don\'t have it, nothing else will

help.\"

bjf

11-10-2003, 06:45 AM

CJ,

the strongest muscle in the human body is the heart.

Then the penis (just kidding).

Elana, why spend your time

working out when you can do funner things, like watching paint dry or grass grow?

bjf

11-10-2003, 06:49 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
about charm-- \"If you have it, you don\'t need

anything else. If you don\'t have it, nothing else will help.\"

<hr /></blockquote>

That\'s what I am saying. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I have never

known any guy who could get a woman with his body. Not that it doesn\'t help, it does complement what comes out

of your mouth, but the latter is the only thing that actually makes it all happen, so guys are better served

focusing on improving that aspect of themselves.

Kari

11-10-2003, 06:52 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
about charm-- \"If you have it, you don\'t need anything else. If you

don\'t have it, nothing else will help.\"

<hr /></blockquote>

That\'s what I am

saying. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I have never known any guy who could get a woman with

his body. Not that it doesn\'t help, it does complement what comes out of your mouth, but the latter is the only

thing that actually makes it all happen, so guys are better served focusing on improving that aspect of themselves.

<hr /></blockquote>

Oh, a guy can GET a woman with his body. KEEPING her is a WHOLE

different issue.

Elana

11-10-2003, 06:53 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Elana, why spend your time working out when you can

do funner things, like watching paint dry or grass grow?

<hr /></blockquote> The results

are worth it to me. I love the way I look. How many women do you know that can say that and mean it? It\'s

important to me.

Kari

11-10-2003, 06:53 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
about charm-- \"If you have it, you don\'t need anything else. If you

don\'t have it, nothing else will help.\"

<hr /></blockquote>

That\'s what I am

saying. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I have never known any guy who could get a woman with

his body. Not that it doesn\'t help, it does complement what comes out of your mouth, but the latter is the only

thing that actually makes it all happen, so guys are better served focusing on improving that aspect of themselves.

<hr /></blockquote>

But, you\'re right.. bodybuilders who have no social skills are

very UN-sexy.

Kari

11-10-2003, 06:54 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Elana, why spend your time working out when you can do funner things, like

watching paint dry or grass grow?

<hr /></blockquote> The results are worth it to me. I

love the way I look.

<hr /></blockquote>

I second that. Nothing\'s better for a

woman, than the gym. Well, ALMOST nothing. <g>

Elana

11-10-2003, 06:56 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Elana, why

spend your time working out when you can do funner things, like watching paint dry or grass grow?

<hr

/></blockquote> The results are worth it to me. I love the way I look.

<hr

/></blockquote>

I second that. Nothing\'s better for a woman, than the gym. Well, ALMOST

nothing. <g>

<hr /></blockquote>
Yeah! Almost nothing.

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bjf

11-10-2003, 07:16 AM

Elana

and Kari, I am not knocking working out for those who enjoy it. Keep doin your thing soul sisters!

Kari, for

every woman who choses a guy for his body, it seems as if there are dozens more who pick a guy for their mind. Most

men\'s bodies all look the same anyway (at least to my untrained eye

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

Elana

11-10-2003, 07:17 AM

It\'s all about the WHOLE PACKAGE. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Kari

11-10-2003, 07:20 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Elana and Kari, I am not knocking working out for

those who enjoy it. Keep doin your thing soul sisters!

Kari, for every woman who choses a guy for his body, it

seems as if there are dozens more who pick a guy for their mind. Most men\'s bodies all look the same anyway (at

least to my untrained eye /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

<hr /></blockquote>

Yes.... in the dark, ALL cats are grey. <g>

Icarus

11-10-2003, 07:20 AM

Post deleted by Icarus

Kari

11-10-2003, 07:21 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
She says with a grin.

(but no wink...)

<hr

/></blockquote>
I second Elana in THAT one, too.

Elana

11-10-2003, 07:21 AM

Hey!

My cat is blonde. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kari

11-10-2003, 07:22 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Elana and Kari, I am not knocking working out for

those who enjoy it. Keep doin your thing soul sisters!

Kari, for every woman who choses a guy for his body, it

seems as if there are dozens more who pick a guy for their mind. Most men\'s bodies all look the same anyway (at

least to my untrained eye /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

<hr /></blockquote>

A pretty body will hold my attention for AT LEAST ten seconds. Then, when he opens his

mouth.......the REAL impression is first made.

Elana

11-10-2003, 07:25 AM

Certain International political issues are mandatory for me. If you don\'t agree on one in particular one, then

everything is out the window. We all have our passions.

bjf

11-10-2003, 07:35 AM

Thanks

gals for explaining the full story

Pancho1188

11-10-2003, 08:21 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the

heart.

<hr /></blockquote>

Actually, it\'s the tongue. Go figure.

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Kari

11-10-2003, 08:46 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the heart.

<hr

/></blockquote>

Actually, it\'s the tongue. Go figure.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Sounds good to ME. <g>

SweetSeduceGurl

11-10-2003, 09:52 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy, down!

<hr

/></blockquote>

It\'s all Elana\'s and SSG\'s fault!!! They took over the damn

Matrix thread with sexual innuendos!!! The single man can only take so much!!!!!!!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I swear I\'m

okay now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif A night of Bubble Boy, Super Buffet, Video Games, and

Movie-Making Magic (It was awesome! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I\'ll put it on my website

when it\'s finished!) saved the day!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Pancho

honey,

We simply livened up a dead thread! You should be thanking us instead of pointing fingers.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

bjf, I owe

you a slap in the head for calling me sunshine. Come over here please!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kari

11-10-2003, 10:50 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy, down!

<hr

/></blockquote>

It\'s all Elana\'s and SSG\'s fault!!! They took over the damn

Matrix thread with sexual innuendos!!! The single man can only take so much!!!!!!!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I swear I\'m

okay now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif A night of Bubble Boy, Super Buffet, Video Games, and

Movie-Making Magic (It was awesome! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I\'ll put it on my website

when it\'s finished!) saved the day!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

We were JUST

discussing physical fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also discussing, er, push-ups. <g>

bjf

11-10-2003, 11:09 AM

bjf, I

owe you a slap in the head for calling me sunshine. Come over here please!>>>

Which head, angel

eyes? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

SweetSeduceGurl

11-10-2003, 11:46 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
bjf, I owe you a slap in the head for

calling me sunshine. Come over here please!>>>

Which head, angel eyes?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

The one on your

shoulders of course. Wouldn\'t want to hurt the good one! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Pancho1188

11-10-2003, 01:24 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Pancho honey,

We simply livened up a dead

thread! You should be thanking us instead of pointing fingers. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Of course, but I

wasn\'t pointing fingers in the traditional way. What I said was basically like saying, \"You have to go and be

so damn beautiful and sexy, huh? It\'s all your fault for being so damn nice and pretty.\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

bjf

11-10-2003, 02:52 PM

<<The one on your shoulders of course. Wouldn\'t want to hurt the good one! >>>

OK ssg, I am

ready for my beating. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

SweetSeduceGurl

11-10-2003, 03:31 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
We were JUST discussing physical

fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also discussing, er, push-ups.

<hr /></blockquote>

My kind of exercise, as long as I don\'t have to do them!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Pancho1188

11-10-2003, 04:17 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
We were JUST discussing physical fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also

discussing, er, push-ups.

<hr /></blockquote>

My kind of exercise, as long as I

don\'t have to do them! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Hey, I

love them when a sexy female is below me and I get a kiss every time I go down...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

\"*kiss*...1...*kiss*...2...*kiss*...3...*kissssssss ssssma

n,
Ican\'tdoanymoresssssssssssssssssssssssssokay,
soIdon\'tWANTtodoanymoressssssssssssssssssssssssss *\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Icarus

11-10-2003, 11:54 PM

Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in Heat III

\"Lock up your daughters! Lock up your Wives!

Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down! The adorable Chihuahua Pancho (star of other childrens classics,

including Ernest Suffers Depression and Ah! My Eye!) returns to warm the forgotten reaches of your

heart and remind you what\'s good about life: namely, humpin\'! Join Pancho as he travels the country in a

convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier named Marty (Tom Sellik) and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and

watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only the nature of thier friendships, but also the very purpose of

life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five minutes, until Pancho makes it glaringly obvious by getting it

on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh, you\'ll cry, you\'ll scream: \"Ah! My

Eye!\"

\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\" -Empire Magazine

\"I didn\'t know where

to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving pictures. She\'s a smart one and no mistake! Five

stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine

\"I for one didn\'t like it, as they never spent enough time in the

Matrix, and the bullet-time was used inappropriately\"
-MovieMadness.com

\"...spare some

change?\" -A Homeless Man, yesterday.

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CJ01

11-11-2003, 02:07 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the

heart.

<hr /></blockquote> Women have the strongest muscles - in the vagina. They´re

needed during birth. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

SweetSeduceGurl

11-11-2003, 04:30 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

Hey, I love them when a sexy

female is below me and I get a kiss every time I go down...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

\"*kiss*...1...*kiss*...2...*kiss*...3...*kissssssss ssssma

n,
Ican\'tdoanymoresssssssssssssssssssssssssokay,
soIdon\'tWANTtodoanymoressssssssssssssssssssssssss *\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Kari

11-11-2003, 06:33 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
We were JUST discussing physical fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also

discussing, er, push-ups.

<hr /></blockquote>

My kind of exercise, as long as I

don\'t have to do them! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

But, it\'s

fun to be the \"exercise mat.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kari

11-11-2003, 06:34 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in

Heat III

\"Lock up your daughters! Lock up your Wives! Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down!

The adorable Chihuahua Pancho (star of other childrens classics, including Ernest Suffers Depression and

Ah! My Eye!) returns to warm the forgotten reaches of your heart and remind you what\'s good about life:

namely, humpin\'! Join Pancho as he travels the country in a convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier

named Marty (Tom Sellik) and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only

the nature of thier friendships, but also the very purpose of life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five

minutes, until Pancho makes it glaringly obvious by getting it on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh,

you\'ll cry, you\'ll scream: \"Ah! My Eye!\"

\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\"

-Empire Magazine

\"I didn\'t know where to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving

pictures. She\'s a smart one and no mistake! Five stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine

\"I for one

didn\'t like it, as they never spent enough time in the Matrix, and the bullet-time was used

inappropriately\"
-MovieMadness.com

\"...spare some change?\" -A Homeless Man, yesterday.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Pancho

got his ripped pecs by doing push-ups. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Kari

11-11-2003, 06:35 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the heart.

<hr

/></blockquote> Women have the strongest muscles - in the vagina. They´re needed during

birth. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Uh-huh, and we can contract them, when it\'s useful. <g>

Kari

11-11-2003, 06:36 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

<<The one on your shoulders of course.

Wouldn\'t want to hurt the good one! >>>

OK ssg, I am ready for my beating.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Don\'t beat

him, SSG! He gets off on it, too much. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Kari

11-11-2003, 06:36 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Does that mean that you are now immoderate?

CJ01

11-11-2003, 08:48 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Uh-huh, and we can contract them, when it\'s

useful. <g>

<hr /></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Pancho1188

11-11-2003, 08:48 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in

Heat III

\"Lock up your daughters! Lock up your Wives! Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down!

The adorable Chihuahua Pancho (star of other childrens classics, including Ernest Suffers Depression and

Ah! My Eye!) returns to warm the forgotten reaches of your heart and remind you what\'s good about life:

namely, humpin\'! Join Pancho as he travels the country in a convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier

named Marty (Tom Sellik) and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only

the nature of thier friendships, but also the very purpose of life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five

minutes, until Pancho makes it glaringly obvious by getting it on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh,

you\'ll cry, you\'ll scream: \"Ah! My Eye!\"

\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\"

-Empire Magazine

\"I didn\'t know where to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving

pictures. She\'s a smart one and no mistake! Five stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine

\"I for one

didn\'t like it, as they never spent enough time in the Matrix, and the bullet-time was used

inappropriately\"
-MovieMadness.com

\"...spare some change?\" -A Homeless Man,

yesterday.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Get the DVD! In stores now!!! The Pancho in Heat III DVD is a two-disc set: the

movie on one, and special bonus features on the other! Watch as hilarious outtakes of Pancho humping lamp posts,

dolls (here\'s a clip:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/humpingbaby.html (\"http://www.ebaumsworld.com/humpingbaby.html\")), and

various other inanimate and even living objects. You even get behind-the-scenes footage with exclusive interviews

with the actors!!!
(Cut to sample)
Nicholas Cage: \"The enthusiasm Pancho brings to the film is unbridled.

In my major movies such as Family Man, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, and 8mm, I\'ve never gotten to work with

someone who spontaneously humps wheel-mounts. It\'s incredible. Pancho\'s acting is so raw, it feels as if he

becomes the character he portrays or has always been that horny chihuahua that humps indiscriminantly. It\'s been

a pleasure working with him, and I hope to do future films with this gifted actor.\"

It even contains some

screenshots from the movie:
(Caution: Not for the faint of

heart!!!)
http://www.geocities.com/Pancho1188/Me

inRoomSmall.JPG (\"http://www.geocities.com/Pancho1188/MeinRoomSmall.JPG\")
http://www.geocities.com

/Pancho1188/PanchoinHeatPic.JPG (\"http://www.geocities.com/Pancho1188/PanchoinHeatPic.JPG\")
(Serious note: Cannot get links to work, but copying and pasting url seems

to work)

These pictures contain spoilers as Pancho actually transforms from chihuahua to starving human male

model who eventually gets killed by one of the male photographers he had to sleep with in order to be considered for

a shoot.

Again, that\'s Pancho in Heat III, available on DVD in stores now!!!

franki

11-11-2003, 09:58 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Does that mean that you are now immoderate?

<hr /></blockquote>

I am not quite sure what you mean, but I guess the answer is yes..

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CptKipling

11-13-2003, 12:05 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
\"...spare some change?\" -A Homeless Man,

yesterday.

<hr /></blockquote>

If i wasnt in a swivel chair with arms, I\'d be on

the floor laughing!

No really... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

HB_88

11-23-2003, 11:30 PM

BUMP!