EDU-MA-CATION 101

[MOBLEYC57]

You see a gorgeous

girl at a party. You go up to her and say, \"I am very rich. Marry me!\"
That\'s Direct

Marketing

You\'re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to

her and pointing at you says, \"He\'s very rich. Marry him.\"
That\'s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl

at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, \"Hi, I\'m very rich.

Marry me.\"
That\'s Telemarketing.

You\'re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten

your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she
drops it,

offer her a ride, and then say, \"By the way, I\'m very rich \"Will you marry me?\"
That\'s Public

Relations.

You\'re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, \"You are very

rich...\"
That\'s Brand ecognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,

\"I\'m rich. Marry me\" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That\'s Customer Feedback

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NOW THAT HUMP DAY HAS COME AND GONE, TELL ME...WHAT\'S IN

YOUR WALLET!? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Pancho1188]

You see a

gorgeous girl at a party. You dazzle her with your sweet ride, smooth talking, high intellect, and large wad of

cash you carry around. She marries you and then finds out you\'re in debt and can\'t even afford to keep your

house or kids.
That\'s Enron.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I just made that one up myself

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[Ash]

Very Excellent

Pancho!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif