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Ash
10-08-2003, 11:45 AM
Is everybody shaved

now? Girls (Women), that is. You know, downstairs.

I was deleting my usual 20 or so daily Porn Spams from my

mail box. Many of the new porn sites I was deleting are devoted to \"Amateur\" Women. Girls really. Very young and

apparently just off the streets; as in non-professional. These women are supposedly enticed into having sex on

camera for the first time by guys offering cash or free apartment rent or the opportunity to make it as a Porn Star.

The Girls look like the real deal; just your everyday girl next door types. Some are attractive some aren\'t so

attractive.

For many years now pro-porn women and men have been shaving. Shaved porn women are so common that

there are sites that specialize in unshaved women.(What a world). What finally caught my attention about the new

spams I was getting was that all these non-professional girls were shaved too. Is everybody shaved now? Has the

trend in the porn industry for being shaved trickled down to the streets; to our neighborhoods; to our neighbors?

How common is it?

Personally I like the look. I also love cunnilingus and love not to have to wade through a dark

forest to get to the treasure but I\'m curious about just how \"wide spread\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif (sorry) the trend is.

Ash

jamesdeanmartin
10-08-2003, 12:02 PM
Yeah

judging from my own experiences and that of those around me it is hard to find a girl who isn\'t shaved, or at

least trimmed to a little racing stripe. (I\'m talking females 18 - 29, although I know some girls who started

shaving earlier than that.)

I don\'t know, I kinda missed the \"bush.\" The smell always turned me on

more than anything else. That was one of the reasons I got into pheromones in the first place, I noticed how

powerful an effect that smell had on me.

With everyone shaving, deodorizing, washing, scrubbing with special

soaps our society is determined to remove every last chance for pheromones.

No wonder North Americans suck at

detecting -none, it\'s just not out in abundance like it is in other cultures.

JDM

Sacogoo
10-08-2003, 12:16 PM
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Personally I like the look.

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Maybe if I was a closet pedophile I\'d get into a shaved area, but for

me, it\'s one of the biggest turnoffs possible. It just feels \"icky\" and doesn\'t look right. However, the

opposite is just as gross. Maintence is the key. (Edging the lawn versus trimming the lawn.)



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I also love cunnilingus and love not to have to

wade through a dark forest to get to the treasure

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Either that or

you are a masochist, and just love the feel of razor burn on the tip of your nose.

Elana
10-08-2003, 12:26 PM
I keep the

small strip in front but wax my lips completely.

and yes....it hurts like hell

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Ash
10-08-2003, 02:28 PM
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Maybe if I was a closet pedophile I\'d get into

a shaved area

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ouch!

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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Either that or you are a masochist,

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class=\"post\">

OUCH!

Mtnjim
10-08-2003, 02:41 PM
\"Is

everybody shaved now? Girls (Women), that is. You know, downstairs.\"

Ah, yes! The famous \"Brazilian\" wax!

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Sacogoo
10-08-2003, 02:58 PM
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I keep the small strip in front but wax my lips

completely.

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Sweet mother of all things holy! That was rather

coarse. You know, I think that women are actually more vulgar than men. If it wasn\'t for the goddamn Victorian

age and the INdustrial Revolution, us guys would probably have to put forth a whole lot less effort in trying to get

laid.

Sacogoo
10-08-2003, 03:00 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I keep the small strip in front but wax my lips

completely.

and yes....it hurts like hell /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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And thanks a lot Elana - I\'m going to have that horrific visual running

through my mind for the rest of the day. A close up visual no less. There goes any attempt at sex for me today.

Elana
10-08-2003, 03:02 PM
ummmmm.........OK /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
sorry to have offended you.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Sacogoo
10-08-2003, 03:20 PM
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ummmmm.........OK

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
sorry to have offended you.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif


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No offense.

Probably more like shock. (Seeing a woman use the word \"li...\" to describe a certain area doesn\'t happen too

often for me. I remember the first time I heard the \"C\" word come out of a womans mouth. I about fell over

dead.) Besides, it\'s your hair getting pulled out in very sensitive areas, not mine. (I guess there\'s one

benefit to being a big hairy man ape - a guy isn\'t really expected to wax their hairy bean bag in order to look

decent/attractive.)

Sagacious1420
10-08-2003, 03:27 PM
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You know, I think that women are actually more

vulgar than men.

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Just now figuring that out, are you?

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I keep the small strip in front but wax my lips

completely.

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Really? I had no idea!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


OK, I\'m not a woman, but have been know to shave

completely when the mood strikes me. However, not at the moment.

Mtnjim
10-08-2003, 03:30 PM
\"Seeing a

woman use the word \"li...\" to describe a certain area doesn\'t happen too often for me.\"

The *clinical*

term is labia----Latin for \"lip\"!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Elana
10-08-2003, 03:34 PM
Should I give

it a pet name like my noo noo, or my flower petals?
I am opened for suggestions....I seriously never thought that

the \"L\" word could shock or offend anyone on this forum. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Ash
10-08-2003, 04:20 PM
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Should I give it a pet name like my noo noo, or my

flower petals?
I am opened for suggestions....I seriously never thought that the \"L\" word could shock or offend

anyone on this forum.

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I know what I\'d like to call it;

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif HEHE. Just please don\'t ever call it your \"No No\".

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

In the famous movie \"Citizen Kane\", \"Rose Bud\" was

actually the pet name Hurst used with his girlfriend for her Noo Noo. Hurst was angry enough at the thought of a

movie being made about him but when he saw the movie and the reference to his woman\'s tingly parts he went NUTS

and Orson went down the drain.

Saco. \"Vulgar\" ??? \"pedophile\"? \"masochist\"? You by any chance related

to Hurst? Lighten up Dude!

Ash

Sagacious1420
10-08-2003, 05:16 PM
Hey, I

like the sound of that...Rose Bud! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

A rose, by any other name,

would smell just as sweet...or something like that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

tallmacky
10-08-2003, 06:02 PM
If liking

a trimmed/shaven sexual area is sort of like pedophilia is not shaving and prefering a nice big bush beastiality?

mmmmmm beastiality heh. Hey Lassie....ohhhh Mr. Ed wow you really are hung like a horse.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I am sure a full grown women\'s body and area looks much

different than a toddler, though I have to admit pubic hair does make good dental floss.

tallmacky
10-08-2003, 06:16 PM
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If it wasn\'t for the goddamn Victorian age and

the INdustrial Revolution, us guys would probably have to put forth a whole lot less effort in trying to get laid.



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Be careful what you wish for, I doubt you would want to lay

much wood then.

-------------------------------------------
(E.K.A.F)

John William

Draken - 1859

Excerpt 12.

This lovely afternoon my good, obedient wife gave me a uniquely cunning

eye. To say the least my good friends I was delighted and swelled with ever so excitment. I told her that I wanted

to have my way with the old broad. So gently and nicely I waited on my bed upstairs, as she has her own in the

basement. I slowly watched as she on my command undressed. First starting with her week old corsette, I watched as

it came off, I was delighted to see the yellow week old sweat stains that lined every corner of the once white

inner, I could even smell the sweet subtle smell of urine. Well boys my wife was starting already on a role. In a

good fashion she put it aside as I commanded. It was soaked with that majestic fluid...I would get my hands upon

this later.

As she stood there naked I saw something of great magic which any man could retain his faith

in the female species. I noticed the curling light brown hair upon her nipples, and as I drove my eyes further south

her pubic area was an exotic jungle of twisted hairs which gave of the sweet smell of female smegma. The natural

hair ran around her crouch passing by her anus, simply amazing. To trim (a simple pun young lads) this storry a bit.

I engulfed myself in many activities while she lied their silent and emotionless, just as stern as the queen

herself. I feasted upon her armpits and licked and tickled the hair there. It came later to what I consider the best

part the womb itself. As I went down I smelled the sweet smell of menstrual juices, I was ready to devour.




I am rather splash this evening good mates.

Sacogoo
10-08-2003, 06:26 PM
Elana

writes:
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Should I give it a pet name like my noo

noo

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Great. Now everytime my two year old wants to watch the

Teletubbies and the Tubbies vacuum (whose name just so happens to be Noo Noo) appears, I know what I\'ll be

thinking of. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I seriously never thought that the \"L\" word could shock or offend anyone

on this forum.

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It was just the whole shebang of that word, and

then subsequently picturing thick hair folicles being torn from that specific area that it was so described. I

guess I\'m just stuck in the \"little boys are snails and puppy dog tails, and little girls are sugar and spice

and everything nice\" mindset.

It\'s completely my fault for reacting as I did to your wording. We\'re

all buddies around here and on equal ground.

Saggy writes:
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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
OK, I\'m not a woman, but have been know to shave completely when the mood

strikes me.

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Seriously? Legs too? Butt crack? But, begging your

pardon, why in the name of all things sweet and good would you do such a thing? And how do you get your back

shaved?

Mtnjim writes:
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The *clinical* term is

labia----Latin for \"lip\"!!

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Filthy Roman buggers.

Ash

writes:
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Saco. \"Vulgar\" ??? \"pedophile\"?

\"masochist\"? You by any chance related to Hurst? Lighten up Dude!

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



Okay. I\'ll just come back and scrape your forehead to fill up my salt shaker after the Almighty wreaks his

vengence on this veritable internet Sodom and Gomorrah! (How\'s that for lightening up? BTW - I\'m kidding.

Jesus, it\'s real hard for sarcasm to come across via the internet. Maybe I should really take the time to learn

to use those emoticons.)

BTW - It looks like Elana is closing in on the 4000 post milestone here on the

Love-scent forum. Averaging approximately 10.25 posts per day, you are indeed the Love Scent/Pheromone Queen Bee

Goddess! All hail to the Queen!

Sacogoo
10-08-2003, 06:43 PM
Tallmacky

writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Be careful what you wish for, I doubt you

would want to lay much wood then.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

The good Mr. Drakes\' wife

not withstanding, it\'s all pretty much relative with regards to society\'s perception of individual beauty. As

an example, suntans just came into vogue in the latter half of the 20th century. Or how about the cherubic visions

of idealic feminine beauty of Ruben?

Armpit hair ain\'t nothing but a thing. And a hairy nipple on a woman?

Exotic and erotic!

However, it is apparent that a dog is still a dog in any time period, and Johnny Boy sure

seems to have bagged the biggest, nastiest bitch of them all in the 19th century. But you got to give the man

credit, he still performed his husbandly duties in the face of all that horror.

culturalblonde
10-08-2003, 07:02 PM
This

is a easy question to answer. It\'s personal preference to shave or not to shave. I guess a gynecologist would

be the best person to ask /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana
10-08-2003, 07:23 PM
Sacogoo...if

my dirty mouth shocked you then I assume you would be really shocked to know why I am the Queen of L-S.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Only a little over 50 posts to go

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ash
10-08-2003, 07:33 PM
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This is a easy question to answer. It\'s personal

preference to shave or not to shave. I guess a gynecologist would be the best person to ask

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Well, you know your right but I just don\'t get in to see my Gyno

as often as I should /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Ash

Sagacious1420
10-08-2003, 07:40 PM
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Saggy writes:
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
OK, I\'m not a woman, but have been know to shave completely when the mood

strikes me.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Seriously? Legs too? Butt crack? But, begging your

pardon, why in the name of all things sweet and good would you do such a thing? And how do you get your back

shaved?


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Funny stuff. LOL

Sorry to disappoint you, but I

don\'t shave my legs and I\'m not a moss back, so no need to shave my back. I was refering to pubic hair...duh.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Believe it or

not, I\'ve known many women who find a shaven man to be quite a turn on. Keep in mind that I tend to prefer more

adventurous (kinky) women, in general. Though I would consider shaving to be pretty tame stuff. The last time my

pubes were shaved, it was a mutual shaving...simply a part of foreplay, if you will.

As a general rule, I always

try to keep the pubes nice and short. I also keep the base of the penis trimmed as close as possible, if not

shaved, by request of my felatio friend. She finds stray pubic hairs to be an inconvenience/distraction when

she\'s doin\' her thing. The last thing I want to do is distract her when she\'s in the \"zone\". I also

find it more \"user friendly\" when it comes to condoms.

Wouldn\'t want to shave the butt crack...don\'t

want to disappoint the girls who are into tossin\' the salad. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Besides, that

would be a bit more complicated.

TMI? Just had to go there didn\'t you.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kari
10-09-2003, 06:30 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Saggy writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr

/>
OK, I\'m not a woman, but have been know to shave completely when the mood strikes me.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Seriously? Legs too? Butt crack? But, begging your pardon, why in the

name of all things sweet and good would you do such a thing? And how do you get your back shaved?


<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Funny stuff. LOL

Sorry to disappoint you, but I don\'t shave my

legs and I\'m not a moss back, so no need to shave my back. I was refering to pubic hair...duh.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Believe it or

not, I\'ve known many women who find a shaven man to be quite a turn on. Keep in mind that I tend to prefer more

adventurous (kinky) women, in general. Though I would consider shaving to be pretty tame stuff. The last time my

pubes were shaved, it was a mutual shaving...simply a part of foreplay, if you will.

As a general rule, I always

try to keep the pubes nice and short. I also keep the base of the penis trimmed as close as possible, if not

shaved, by request of my felatio friend. She finds stray pubic hairs to be an inconvenience/distraction when

she\'s doin\' her thing. The last thing I want to do is distract her when she\'s in the \"zone\". I also

find it more \"user friendly\" when it comes to condoms.

Wouldn\'t want to shave the butt crack...don\'t

want to disappoint the girls who are into tossin\' the salad. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Besides, that

would be a bit more complicated.

TMI? Just had to go there didn\'t you.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I think the idea of an intimately shaved man is VERY sexy.

Kari
10-09-2003, 06:32 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I also love cunnilingus and love not to have to

wade through a dark forest to get to the treasure

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Either that or

you are a masochist, and just love the feel of razor burn on the tip of your nose.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

No razor burn with the new \"intimate trimmers.\" OR with wax, for that matter.

Kari
10-09-2003, 06:36 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Should I give it a pet name like my noo noo, or my

flower petals?
I am opened for suggestions....I seriously never thought that the \"L\" word could shock or offend

anyone on this forum. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Particularly sinec \"lips\" is considered both correct and rather discrete. The Victorians

said, \"Nether lips.\"

Kari
10-09-2003, 06:39 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I keep the small strip in front but wax my lips completely.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Sweet mother of all things holy! That was rather coarse. You know, I

think that women are actually more vulgar than men. If it wasn\'t for the goddamn Victorian age and the

INdustrial Revolution, us guys would probably have to put forth a whole lot less effort in trying to get laid.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

NOT coarse. Even the Victorians called them lips. That is, in

fact, the medical term (labia-- Latin for \"lips\") I would say that Elana\'s terminology is downright genteel!

Kari
10-09-2003, 06:41 AM
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</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You know, I think that women are actually more vulgar than men.

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

That, however, IS true. I think women talk MUCH nastier, among ourselves.



Just now figuring that out, are you? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr

/>
I keep the small strip in front but wax my lips completely.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



Really? I had no idea! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

The lady has a

\"Hitler mustache.\"


OK, I\'m not a woman, but have been know to shave completely when the mood strikes

me. However, not at the moment.

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Sacogoo
10-09-2003, 08:03 AM
Elana

writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Sacogoo...if my dirty mouth shocked you

then I assume you would be really shocked to know why I am the Queen of L-S.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

At this point, no more shocked (or probably more appropos - numbed) than I am at this point.

I mean, did you read Saggy\'s post on his shaving? Anything you say will not come close to the visual I now have

of him naked - a crew cut on his unit, and big, long tufts of pubic hair hanging out his ass crack. Horrific. You

wouldn\'t be able to beat that unless barnyard animals were mentioned.

Saggy writes:
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Believe it or not, I\'ve known many women who find a shaven man to be

quite a turn on.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Not.

Kari writes:
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I think the idea of an intimately shaved man is VERY sexy.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I stand corrected.

&lt;&lt;Particularly sinec \"lips\" is considered

both correct and rather discrete. The Victorians said, \"Nether lips.\"&gt;&gt;

I believe that Geoffery Chaucer

also referred to it as the \"nether eye\" in the Miller\'s Tale of The Canterbury Tales.



</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
NOT coarse. Even the Victorians called them lips.

That is, in fact, the medical term (labia-- Latin for \"lips\") I would say that Elana\'s terminology is

downright genteel!

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Fine! I guess I\'m the LS Forum prude

then!

Saggy writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Keep in mind that I tend

to prefer more adventurous (kinky) women, in general.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You know, I

don\'t think that any of the women that I\'ve ever dated could be referred to as \"adventurous.\" And

it\'s not that I wouldn\'t mind that, as I think that I\'d be pretty much open to most things, but I wonder if

it\'s just something within my subconscious that has me ending up with attractive, but yet somewhat reserved

(sexually) women. I read/see where some women on this board have stated that they understand male

needs/desires/sexuality and use this knowledge to satisfy their partner, and I\'m sitting here thinking - \"Wow!

Wouldn\'t that be just absolutely wonderful to have/be involved with a woman like that.\", but now that I think

about it, I\'ve got to be the reason why I\'ve never been with a woman like that. Of all the sexual encounters

I\'ve had, only one of them was \"shaved.\" The woman who I\'ve been involved with in long term relationships

were quite \"sexual\", but not aggressive nor adventurous sexually. I usually initiate sex, and none of them had

understanding of the male needs and sexuality. Damn! What the hell is wrong with me in that I kept dating the

exact same person over and over?! Now I\'m pissed, along with having Saggy\'s hairy naked ass burned into my

mind\'s eye. I sure picked the wrong month to quit drinking!

Sagacious1420
10-09-2003, 05:24 PM
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...long tufts of pubic hair hanging out his ass

crack. Horrific.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Oh, come on dude, it\'s not that bad. Looks

rather dashing in a nice French braid.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr

/>

Kari writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I think the idea of an

intimately shaved man is VERY sexy.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I stand corrected.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You see, it\'s not that strange. Never had a girl be other that

pleasantly surprised when they discover that I\'m shaved.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif



</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr

/>
NOT coarse. Even the Victorians called them lips. That is, in fact, the medical term (labia-- Latin for

\"lips\") I would say that Elana\'s terminology is downright genteel!

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Yes, genteel indeed. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

Saggy writes:
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Keep in mind that I tend to prefer more adventurous (kinky) women, in

general.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You know, I don\'t think that any of the women that

I\'ve ever dated could be referred to as \"adventurous.\" And it\'s not that I wouldn\'t mind that, as I

think that I\'d be pretty much open to most things, but I wonder if it\'s just something within my subconscious

that has me ending up with attractive, but yet somewhat reserved (sexually) women. I read/see where some women on

this board have stated that they understand male needs/desires/sexuality and use this knowledge to satisfy their

partner, and I\'m sitting here thinking - \"Wow! Wouldn\'t that be just absolutely wonderful to have/be

involved with a woman like that.\", but now that I think about it, I\'ve got to be the reason why I\'ve never

been with a woman like that. Of all the sexual encounters I\'ve had, only one of them was \"shaved.\" The

woman who I\'ve been involved with in long term relationships were quite \"sexual\", but not aggressive nor

adventurous sexually. I usually initiate sex, and none of them had understanding of the male needs and sexuality.

Damn! What the hell is wrong with me in that I kept dating the exact same person over and over?!

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Don\'t beat yourself up, dude. It\'s all good. I never said that I

haven\'t been w/ more conventional women. I just have certain preferences. Does it really matter whether it\'s

a Ritz or a regular saltine, when you\'re hungry for a cracker? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sacogoo
10-09-2003, 06:35 PM
Saggy

writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Don\'t beat yourself up, dude. It\'s

all good.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Yeah, easy for you to say when you got freaks hanging

all over you and your dreadlocked ass hairs. Apparently you can bag broads who have more experimentative desires

other than \"Let\'s try that crazy missionary position again - it\'s so avant garde!\"



</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Does it really matter whether it\'s a Ritz or a

regular saltine, when you\'re hungry for a cracker?

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

After a

certain period of time, one begins to think that trying a Rye cracker with Lox might not be a bad thing. However,

maybe he\'s just predetermined never to try anything other than a saltine. I mean, all I want is to get tied down

and slapped around a little with maybe her going at me with a strap-on. Is that too much to ask for? Why can\'t

I get the freaks to come out at night?

Sagacious1420
10-09-2003, 09:31 PM
Sacogoo-

You\'re freakin\' hilarious, dude! LMAO /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Easy

w/ that strap-on talk...I do have my limits. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kari
10-10-2003, 05:47 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
...long tufts of pubic hair hanging out his ass crack. Horrific.

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Oh, come on dude, it\'s not that bad. Looks rather dashing in a nice

French braid. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

The above post come under the heading

of--EEEEEWWWWWW!

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

Kari writes:


</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I think the idea of an intimately shaved man is

VERY sexy.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I stand corrected.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

You see, it\'s not that strange. Never had a girl be other that pleasantly surprised when

they discover that I\'m shaved. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

One could also make a nice

game of shving the guy. Of course, he\'s have to choose his playmate carefully. &lt;g&gt;

Mtnjim
10-10-2003, 08:31 AM
\"One could

also make a nice game of shving the guy. Of course, he\'s have to choose his playmate carefully.\"

You mean

Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Kari
10-10-2003, 10:22 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
\"One could also make a nice game of shving the

guy. Of course, he\'s have to choose his playmate carefully.\"

You mean Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Isn\'t that

why her name is \"bobbitt?\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Holmes
10-10-2003, 10:39 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


You mean Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Holmes

upsidedown
10-10-2003, 01:47 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You mean Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I think you

mean Lorena Bobbit, not Elana Bobbit. Please...don\'t associate the name Elana with what that

woman did. I know our own dear Elana could never do anything cruel like that...so lets not even remotely associate

her name with such a painful memory! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Kari
10-10-2003, 02:00 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You mean Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I think you

mean Lorena Bobbit, not Elana Bobbit. Please...don\'t associate the name Elana with what that

woman did. I know our own dear Elana could never do anything cruel like that...so lets not even remotely associated

her name with such a painful memory! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Besides,

Lorena used a knife. Many women feel that hedge trimmers do a better job. &lt;g&gt;

Kari
10-10-2003, 02:00 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You mean Elana Bobbit would be a bad choice?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I think you

mean Lorena Bobbit, not Elana Bobbit. Please...don\'t associate the name Elana with what that

woman did. I know our own dear Elana could never do anything cruel like that...so lets not even remotely associated

her name with such a painful memory! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Besides,

Lorena used a knife. Many women feel that hedge trimmers do a better job. &lt;g&gt;

Whitehall
10-10-2003, 02:53 PM
Kari,
PM

me so we can talk off-line.

Joe

Ash
10-10-2003, 09:59 PM
Kari wrote:



</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Many women feel that hedge trimmers do a better

job.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


For some men pruning shears would be all that was

needed.

With this last comment of mine I think it\'s safe to say that this thread has really hit a new low. Out

of 39 reply\'s only one reply addressed the question. Two, if you count Elana\'s \"shocking\" confession

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif. I guess I\'ll have to take the advice of Culturalblonde and

talk to my Gyno. Which means I\'ll have to get a Gyno. Which means I\'ll have to get a sex change.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Ash

Sagacious1420
10-11-2003, 01:40 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
With this last comment of mine I think it\'s safe

to say that this thread has really hit a new low. Out of 39 reply\'s only one reply addressed the question. Two,

if you count Elana\'s \"shocking\" confession /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif. I guess I\'ll

have to take the advice of Culturalblonde and talk to my Gyno. Which means I\'ll have to get a Gyno. Which means

I\'ll have to get a sex change. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Ash



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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Yea, but when will we hit an aaaaaallllll tiiiiiiime llloooooowwwww?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Eh, Ground Control?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

EXIT63
10-13-2003, 09:25 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Should I give it a pet name like my noo noo, or my

flower petals?
I am opened for suggestions....

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

How bout \"The

ManEater\" Made famous in Elanas 1997 erotic fitness video \"Lips of STEEL!\"