"I'm on the moooooon, with Steeeeve"

[Icarus]

I\'ve decided that Steve is far too boring and common a name - that conjures up nothing but the wrong thing when someone says \"My mate Steve\"

So name me at your leisure. In Scotland it\'s legal to call yourself whatever you want (even to the point of having Dr Handsome B Wonderful put onto your bank card and cheques) so long as you aren\'t using it for nefarious means.

Come on; what\'s my new name?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif\"Steve\"

[CJ01]

How about Sexy Steve?
But that might get mixed up with sexy CJ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Holmes]

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Come on; what\'s my new name?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif\"Steve\"

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How \"American Pie\" of you! \"What\'s my name?! Say my name, B!tch!\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Two thoughts:

-Are you absolutely sure your intentions are pure and that there is no underlying nefariousness at work? \'Cause if you\'re found out...Oh! The humanity!

-What in the sam hell\'s wrong with \"Steve?\" The name conjures images of the prototypical stud. To wit: Steve Austin, Steve McGarrett, Steve McQueen...enough proof for ya? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Ah, hell, change if you must! Go ahead, give in to the Dark Side (P. Diddy and Prince await your arrival...)


Holmes

[CJ01]

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\"I\'m on the moooooon, with Steeeeve\"

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Well as long as we´re in a top 5 star hotel suite with great room service an´ all...I don´t mind at all /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Sexyredhead]

I can\'t suggest plausible names without looking at you. I mean, I could say you should call yourself \"Carl Ed\", but do you really look like a \"Carl Ed\"? I don\'t think so. \"Algonquin\" maybe, but everybody looks like an \"Algonquin\" at first. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

So post a pic of you or someone we would believe looks like you, and we\'ll think up cool names. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Holmes]

\"Carl Ed\" is a good one, but very specialized. Why not go with more of a one-size-fits-all name like \"Butch\" or, say, \"Ishmael.\"/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Or \"Sting.\" (Oops...taken already.)


Holmes

[Sexyredhead]

How \'bout \'Sssssst\'? It work easily for everything from, \"Ssssst!\" (\"Come here!\"), to \"Ssst!\" (\"Oh, pleeze!\"), to \"Ssssssssssssssst,\" (\"That feels reallllly goooood.\")

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[Holmes]

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Holmes

[EXIT63]

Adolph

[Holmes]

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LOL. \"Arnold\" (name comes gift-boxed with a gallon of P10).

[Icarus]

How about Alonzo?

Not really thinking about changing my name... just got sick of everyone I meet already knowing someone called Steve.

I don\'t wanna be SteveII in anyones head.

(worse than that, sometimes to differentiate - they might call me stevie, stevo - and on occasion stevie steverson)

woe...!


Sssssst

[Elana]

I am thinking something along the lines of \"big hung stud.\" It has a nice ring to it, and I am pretty sure that other men would really enjoy trying to get your attention in a crowded bar.

[EXIT63]

Spike

[CptKipling]

Sherlock

Englebert

Alganon

Any tickle your fancy?

[Mtnjim]

\"The Poster Formally Known As Steve\"

Hey, it worked for Prince. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Holmes]

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\"The Poster Formally Known As Steve\"

Hey, it worked for Prince. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Didn\'t he used to be \"The A$$hole Formerly Known As Prince?\" (Hard to argue with the guy musically, though.)

I know: How about \"Steve?\" That is, if \"Gustav\" doesn\'t stick...


Holmes

[Sexyredhead]

Ok, according to babynames.com, (where you can rename yourself!), it gave me the following names for you:

stylish: Scott Dagan McQueenie
traditional: Billie Nili Mcqueenie
wild: Sandro Davis Mcqueenie
creative: Karsten Darcy Mcqueenie
natural: Seghen Jesse Mcqueenie
quiet: Lew Tamal Mcqueenie
friendly: Hunter Haruni Mcqueenie
philosophical: Moon-unit Leonardo Mcqueenie
ambitious: Tokala Thor Mcqueenie

So there you have it, Thor. You might flip over there, because it will give you countless names. I was a bit disappointed in the philosophical one. Moon-Unit and Leonardo aren\'t the most philosophical people I could think of...
But hey, you can\'t go wrong with Billie Nili. At least it rhymes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Holmes]

Great suggestions, SRH! I\'d always longed to be a member of the McQueenie clan...

rock\'n\'roll bad boy: Dweezil McQueenie


Holmes

[Icarus]

All fantastic suggestions.



Sssssst

[Kari]

Spike is a drop-dead-gorgeous blond vampire. Can you go out in the sun?

[Kari]

\"Call me Ishmael.\"

[Kari]

How about \"Steve\" in another language. Like, \"Etienne?\" That\'s a sexy French version.

When I forget names in critical situation, I just call people, \"Darling.\" &lt;g&gt;

[Kari]

..or Esteban.. Wait! Gloria took that one.

[Kari]

..or even something a little TV soap, like Rhone, Ridge, or Cameron.

[Holmes]

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\"Call me Ishmael.\"

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Okay, Ishmael. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Always thought \"Alpha\" was a great name, too...\'specially for tempermental West African Reggae dudes who studied at Columbia. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Holmes

[Icarus]

Thanks Kari... you really got into this one!

(or were you merely trying to bump your post numbers up quickly.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif)

I usually call people \'spud\' when I\'ve forgotten their names...

\'Etienne\' is pretty cool... but someone I know came up with a fabulous pen-name for me... but I can\'t spell it.

I\'ll have to get them to write it down.

Keep \'em comin\' if you gots \'em...

Sssssst/Ishmael/Etienne/Spike/Steve/Billie Nili/Gustav/Algenon/Big Hung Stud(!)/Algonquin

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[Holmes]

How about \"STEEL!\" Or maybe just plain old \"Nicko?\" Or, hell, I dunno...\"Fannie Wong?\"

(In the words of Noel V. Ginnity: \"Write it down, it\'s a good one!\")



Holmes

[EXIT63]

Buck Naked

[Holmes]

Wasn\'t he a porn star? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


Holmes

[franki]

What about your nick, Holmes? Inspired by the famous porn star? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Wasn\'t he a porn star?

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[Kari]

I would be honored to name you. In fact, I think I\'m gonna get into some name books that I have. You know that \"Steve\" means \"crown,\" right? Might take me a couple days.....

I\'ve always wanted a different name. \"Kari\" means \"pure.\" Depressing. When I was a dancer, I was stage-named \"Anbreen,\" wich means, \"scemted.\" I guess that\'s appropriate for this n/g. &lt;g&gt;

One of the ladies asked her musicians to name her. They chose \"Khara,\" and she used it for years. Guess she didn\'t know that it means \"[censored]\" in Arabic. which was unfortunate, since she was a bellydancer. &lt;g&gt;

Revlon once had a perfume with that name, as well. Can\'t you see some wise-ass in the board room, handed a sample, saying-- \"I have the perfect name for this! It smells like khara!\"

[Holmes]

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What about your nick, Holmes? Inspired by the famous porn star? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Wasn\'t he a porn star?

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God no! I would never stoop to such a low! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Actually, not many people know that he did occasionally take the pipe out of his mouth and moonlight in front of the camera (while Watson wasn\'t looking, of course!) Detective gigs are few and far between after all and an opium habit does get expensive...


Holmes

[Kari]

I\'m looking about a thousand names, here. Some of them very sexy.

Lemme see... you\'re a Scot, and a martial artist. You want to project those? Or, are you attracted to any particular culture? What qualities would you like to project? I mean, other than sex-bomb. There aren\'t any names that mean sex-bomb. I\'ve checked. &lt;g&gt;

There are SOOOOO many choices (I\'m weeding out the unappealing-sounding ones) that we need a starting point-- ethnicity and personal qualities, for starters. Then, we can come up with options and \"course correct\" from there.

Think of your name as if it was mones. What do you want people to think, when they hear it?

BTW-- I have a friend from Edinburgh (I can even pronounce \"Edinburgh\" correctly). Robin Williamson. He\'s an entertainer.

BTW-- You DON\'T want John Holmes, after the porn star (or, was that a suggestion to Holmes?). Butt-unattractive guy. Died of HIV. He only had ONE asset, and it was said to be 13\" long. MUCH too much of a very good thing. I mean, the lady doesn\'t want a tonsilectomy.....

[Holmes]

I admit that Etienne is suaver \'n heck, much like \"Yves\" or \"Guy,\" non? A buddy of mine is named Etienne and I always thought it was pretty stylin\'.

However, no name more irresistible than \"Rupert.\" \"Rupert Pupkin\"--instant aphrodisiac!


Holmes

[EXIT63]

Talisker

[Kari]

Yves is very sexy! It means \"archer.\' Firing an arrow into a target is kinda...... powerful. Guy is sexy, if pronounced in French.

Rupert? An awkward form of Robert. I used to think \"Chaz\" (for \"Charles\") was cool. But, now I think it sounds like a name for a lounge lizard, a yuppie, or a cheap perfume.

[Kari]

Taliesin means \"shining brow.\" People who are into celtic mythology find that name attractive. It\'s thought to be bardic and romantic.

[Kari]

There\'s one name that might be PERFECT for a marial artist-- but it\'s not attractive SOUNDING, so I won\'t tell you what it is.

It means \"panther,\" so it implies strength, grace, speed, and deadliness.

But, it\'s ugly. DAMN! We want a sexy or powerful sound, and an inspiring meaning.

[Holmes]

How about...SPANKY or MOKHTAR?
Oh, the possibilities.


Holmes

[Kari]

Well, some folks are into \"Spanky,\" or \"Leather,\" or \"Bond\" NOT James.

[Sexyredhead]

I dunno about \'Etienne\'. It\'s a sexy name, to be sure, but all the Etienne\'s I\'ve ever known or heard about were slutty and sorry.

I admit, however, that I don\'t know too many Etiennes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Icarus]

Name! Wooo! This is fun!

I was born in Scotland, but my appearance leans towards the Mediterranean due to my parental origin....

I have no cultural identity!!! &lt;sob&gt;

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[Elana]

I have read and reviewed all of the names suggested. My vote is for Ssssssst. However, I changed the spelling. SRH spelled it wrong. She only had 6 s\'s. She must have been using the German version. Anyone else? It\'s time to vote.

[Icarus]

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME=\"pollname\" VALUE=\"1064494541Icarus\">


Unnamed and Ashamed
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />Ssssssst
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />Etienne
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />Spanky
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"4\" />Taliesin
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\" />Yves
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"6\" />Talisker
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"7\" />Ishmael
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"8\" />Big Hung Stud
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"9\" />Billie Nili
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"10\" />Spike
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"11\" />Plain old \'Steve\'

<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE=\"Submit vote\" class=\"buttons\"></form>


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[Kari]

We\'ll get you a cultural identity. Something maybe Italian that has a nice ring, a cool meaning, and goes with your VERY Scots last name. My favorite Italian name is Matteo, but it just means \"gift of God,\" and that\'s SO blah. But, Matteo McQueenie, IS kinda........

[Holmes]

Come on, people. Vote, vote! A man without a name is a Goddamn shame!


Holmes

[franki]

C\'mon, everyone vote for Big Hung Stud so I can change his title to that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Holmes]

\" BIG HUNG STUD, BIG HUNG STUD, BIG HUNG STUD...\"


Holmes

[franki]

The first name that is gonna get 5 votes, will be Steve\'s new title.

[Elana]

Not fair! Had I known it was going to be his title, I would have voted for big hung stud. CHange my vote to big hung stud.

[Icarus]

Woo! I\'m Unnamed and Ashamed!

Steve

[Icarus]

Currently

[franki]

Hmm, I doubt we will ever get to 5 votes for a name. Only 6 people have voted so far ..

[Icarus]

I know. Looks like no-one cares... &lt;sob&gt;

Steve

[EXIT63]

Penis

[Icarus]

Thanks for sharing

[franki]

Maybe you should start a new vote so Elana can vote again too.

[Elana]

No new votes. I am the majority. Ssssssst the big hung stud. Change that title, Franki! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Icarus]

\"Ssssssst the Big Hung Stud\"

I think I can deal with that...

[Elana]

hehe
when did you get that title? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Kari]

It would be easy, if Steve was Asian. We could consider Long Wang or Won Hung Lo.

[Kari]

I care. We ARE going to find you something that is sexy, compelling, melliflous, and has an evocative meaning. I am making it a PROJECT.

[Icarus]

Thanks Kari!

It\'s good to see someone has my best interests at heart!

&lt;stands behind Kari, waving fist at rest of world. Rest of world continues as normal&gt;

Steve

[Kari]

The world will be groveling for forgiveness, when we fit you out with your sex-bomb, magnetic, unforgettable new moniker! and, everyone on this list who had made fun of this noble project will weep with shame.

[CJ01]

What you didn´t like `Sexy Steve` sounds good to me ! Drool /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Come to think of it I used to know one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Holmes]

\"Sexy Steve\" is some devilish smack alright--packs a helluva mojo. Of course, so does \"Darth,\" but that\'s another story (in a galaxy...well, you know.)

The COOLEST name of all, though (alas, already taken):
\"BRUCE!\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif (&lt;ahem&gt;&lt;cough cough&gt; Brownie points here!) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Holmes

[CJ01]

Steve´s scottish so how about Scottie. Beam it UP sexy /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[CptKipling]

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif Oh dear

[EXIT63]

Groundskeeper Willie

[Holmes]

Phil D. Grave


Holmes

[EXIT63]

Sal Monella

[Holmes]

Joe Mama


Holmes

[EXIT63]

Pepe Ronie

[Holmes]

Barbarino


Holmes

[Mtnjim]

Pat MacGroin /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Icarus]

Hows about the Irish Homosexuals?

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken?

or Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald?

And so on, and so forth.

Steeve

[Holmes]

I knew Phil from a prison break (with Ben D. Banana.) Small world.


Holmes

[Icarus]

Ah, but \'twas all in good fun

[Kari]

Were NOT done yet! I am still researching!

[Icarus]

Thanks! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Holmes]

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Ah, but \'twas all in good fun

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Those were the days.


Holmes