Sacogoo
09-11-2003, 11:47 PM
I guess we\'re supposed to report hits, but as I\'m a newbie here, I don\'t know if I\'m doing this correctly, so your benevolence is appreciated in my first reporting of \"hits\" using pheromones.
First some background: Never had any problems with picking up women (particularly after consuming some \"social enhancement fluids\") - and by picking up, I mean having sex that night/first date type of thing. Thought that the whole pheromone thing was a complete ripoff. Got married, have had no problems with sex with the wife, and on several (more than ten) occasions throughout my 9 year marriage, I have been presented with the opportunity to have extra-marital affairs (although I have never actually done so).
However, my wife has recently been in a constant state of PMS due to some long standing issues that came to a head two months ago. I mean really pissed, as in no sex and mentioning the \"D\" word as more than just a threat. In a desperate attempt to salvage the marriage, I did a search on pheromones on the internet, saw that one guy \"stated\" that he used them to mellow out a rocky relationship, and figured that I\'d give them a try as my usual \"apologies\" weren\'t working and my options were rapidly becoming few and far between.
So I called up Love Scents, ordered some Andro 4.2, NPA, PPA, AE and a couple Primal Oil fragrances plus the freebie SOE gel pack. Since I was looking for immediate results, and didn\'t have time for a cologne/phero mix, I went straight to the SOE gel pack. Taking the conservative approach, I applied a very small amount to the large arterial areas (neck, wrists, upper inside of thighs - nice sources of natural body heat) immediately after a hot shower.
I took a calculated risk by getting into bed with my spouse (the couch was quickly becoming imprinted with my prone figure). Within seconds, she was lightly playing footsies (hold on, it will get better), and overtly sniffing my neck (weird as hell I thought at the time). Within minutes of that, she is all over me. Within minutes of that we are doing stuff to each other that can still get you arrested in most states. Stuff we never did before. I\'m talking wild stuff you wouldn\'t do to a farm animal.
Anyway, after the six days it took to get through that single SOE gel pack (I told you conservative), I took some time to mix up a batch of NPA and Aqua di Gio. Again, amazing effect, but not necessarily what I was looking for as it just pissed her off something fierce. (Although, after we argued and I left to go to the gym, which was closed, I went to the supermarket to get a soda and while I was walking from my car to the door, I got offered to go partying with two 19 year old girls who worked at the supermarket. Conversation went like this (after they pulled their car around to where I was walking):
Girls: Whatcha doing?
Me: Getting a soda, \'cause the gym is closed and I need a caffeine boost.
Girls: Wanna come partying with us?
Me: Where?
Girls: Anywhere.
Girl #1: BTW, she (talking about Girl #2) thinks you\'re cute.
Girl #2: She thinks you\'re cute too.
Me: You know I\'m married?
Girls: Yep.
Me: You know I\'m 30 something?
Girls: Yep.
Me: I\'d better not. You two are looking like a whole lot of trouble, and I don\'t think I need anymore at this point.
(At this point I was thinking that if I had a gun on me, I would just shoot myself then and there for turning the offer down, especially since the couch and an impending divorce was staring me in the eye, and this would probably never happen again in my lifetime, but marriage is marriage and I\'m a commitment type of guy. Either that, or I\'m one seriously stupid bastard.)
Anyway, I had to call Love Scent and have them FedEx a medium order of the SOE gel packs to me ASAP as my wife immediately reverted to continual PMS mode since that first SOE pack emptied.
So, in summary, this stuff works. Amazingly well. Shockingly well. If it ends up holding my marriage together, I\'m naming my next kid \"James V\" or \"Bruce\".
First some background: Never had any problems with picking up women (particularly after consuming some \"social enhancement fluids\") - and by picking up, I mean having sex that night/first date type of thing. Thought that the whole pheromone thing was a complete ripoff. Got married, have had no problems with sex with the wife, and on several (more than ten) occasions throughout my 9 year marriage, I have been presented with the opportunity to have extra-marital affairs (although I have never actually done so).
However, my wife has recently been in a constant state of PMS due to some long standing issues that came to a head two months ago. I mean really pissed, as in no sex and mentioning the \"D\" word as more than just a threat. In a desperate attempt to salvage the marriage, I did a search on pheromones on the internet, saw that one guy \"stated\" that he used them to mellow out a rocky relationship, and figured that I\'d give them a try as my usual \"apologies\" weren\'t working and my options were rapidly becoming few and far between.
So I called up Love Scents, ordered some Andro 4.2, NPA, PPA, AE and a couple Primal Oil fragrances plus the freebie SOE gel pack. Since I was looking for immediate results, and didn\'t have time for a cologne/phero mix, I went straight to the SOE gel pack. Taking the conservative approach, I applied a very small amount to the large arterial areas (neck, wrists, upper inside of thighs - nice sources of natural body heat) immediately after a hot shower.
I took a calculated risk by getting into bed with my spouse (the couch was quickly becoming imprinted with my prone figure). Within seconds, she was lightly playing footsies (hold on, it will get better), and overtly sniffing my neck (weird as hell I thought at the time). Within minutes of that, she is all over me. Within minutes of that we are doing stuff to each other that can still get you arrested in most states. Stuff we never did before. I\'m talking wild stuff you wouldn\'t do to a farm animal.
Anyway, after the six days it took to get through that single SOE gel pack (I told you conservative), I took some time to mix up a batch of NPA and Aqua di Gio. Again, amazing effect, but not necessarily what I was looking for as it just pissed her off something fierce. (Although, after we argued and I left to go to the gym, which was closed, I went to the supermarket to get a soda and while I was walking from my car to the door, I got offered to go partying with two 19 year old girls who worked at the supermarket. Conversation went like this (after they pulled their car around to where I was walking):
Girls: Whatcha doing?
Me: Getting a soda, \'cause the gym is closed and I need a caffeine boost.
Girls: Wanna come partying with us?
Me: Where?
Girls: Anywhere.
Girl #1: BTW, she (talking about Girl #2) thinks you\'re cute.
Girl #2: She thinks you\'re cute too.
Me: You know I\'m married?
Girls: Yep.
Me: You know I\'m 30 something?
Girls: Yep.
Me: I\'d better not. You two are looking like a whole lot of trouble, and I don\'t think I need anymore at this point.
(At this point I was thinking that if I had a gun on me, I would just shoot myself then and there for turning the offer down, especially since the couch and an impending divorce was staring me in the eye, and this would probably never happen again in my lifetime, but marriage is marriage and I\'m a commitment type of guy. Either that, or I\'m one seriously stupid bastard.)
Anyway, I had to call Love Scent and have them FedEx a medium order of the SOE gel packs to me ASAP as my wife immediately reverted to continual PMS mode since that first SOE pack emptied.
So, in summary, this stuff works. Amazingly well. Shockingly well. If it ends up holding my marriage together, I\'m naming my next kid \"James V\" or \"Bruce\".