New bra invented!

[Sexyredhead]

This just in from Texas....

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women\'s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the s**t kicked out of him.

[Elana]

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[belgareth]

And rightly so!

[Whitehall]

Just goes to show how the tenure system can disconnect one from the needs and aspirations of the people.

[Brian]

I\'m with the cowboys on this one. That scientist should have been shot for his stupidity. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif