As I Mature

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AS I MATURE



I\'ve learned that you cannot make

someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.



I\'ve learned that no matter how

much I care, some people are just

assholes.



I\'ve learned that it takes years

to build up trust, and it only takes

suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.



I\'ve learned that you can get by

on charm for about fifteen minutes.

After that, you\'d better have a

big weenie, huge boobs, or a really fine ass.



I\'ve learned that you shouldn\'t

compare yourself to others-they are

more screwed up than you think.



I\'ve learned that you can keep puking

long after you think you\'re finished.



I\'ve learned that we are responsible

for what we do, unless we are celebrities.



I\'ve learned that regardless of how

hot and steamy a relationship is at first,

the passion fades, and there had

better be a lot of money to take its place.



I\'ve learned that the people you care most

about in life are taken from you too soon

and all the less important ones just never

go away.



Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,

they\'ll appreciate it. Who knows,

maybe something good will happen.



If not...tough sh!t.