MOBLEYC57
08-02-2003, 10:36 AM
THERAPY CAN SHOW YOU THINGS! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
A Licensed Counselor was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
\"You all have obsessions,\" he observed. To the first mother, he said, \"You are obsessed with eating. You\'ve even named your daughter Candy.\"
He turned to the second Mom. \"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child\'s name, Penny.\"
He turns to the third Mom. \"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child\'s name, Brandy.\"
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, \"Come on Dick, we\'re leaving!\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
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THE TOP TEN THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
This may seem like an impossible task, but we have attained the world\'s greatest professors to accomplish this feat. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
They have studied every aspect of the female species. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Even the molecular makeup. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Great detectives have been brought in from around the world
to study the behavior of the female. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Ladies, these were highly trained experts, you probably never knew you were being watched. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Finally after thirty-one years, hundreds of thousand man hours and 4 billion dollars, we have an answer! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
The TOP TEN THINGS men know about women are:
1. ______________________________
2. ______________________________
3. ______________________________
4. ______________________________
5. ______________________________
6. ______________________________
7. ______________________________
8. ______________________________
9. ______________________________
10. ______________________________
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Were you expecting some answers? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Yeah right! Figure the odds! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
A Licensed Counselor was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
\"You all have obsessions,\" he observed. To the first mother, he said, \"You are obsessed with eating. You\'ve even named your daughter Candy.\"
He turned to the second Mom. \"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child\'s name, Penny.\"
He turns to the third Mom. \"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child\'s name, Brandy.\"
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, \"Come on Dick, we\'re leaving!\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
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THE TOP TEN THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
This may seem like an impossible task, but we have attained the world\'s greatest professors to accomplish this feat. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
They have studied every aspect of the female species. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Even the molecular makeup. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Great detectives have been brought in from around the world
to study the behavior of the female. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Ladies, these were highly trained experts, you probably never knew you were being watched. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Finally after thirty-one years, hundreds of thousand man hours and 4 billion dollars, we have an answer! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
The TOP TEN THINGS men know about women are:
1. ______________________________
2. ______________________________
3. ______________________________
4. ______________________________
5. ______________________________
6. ______________________________
7. ______________________________
8. ______________________________
9. ______________________________
10. ______________________________
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Were you expecting some answers? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Yeah right! Figure the odds! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif