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MOBLEYC57
07-24-2003, 09:16 AM
Moderators, you may want to put this in the Health part of the forum. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

A man goes to the doctor because he has a tapeworm, the doctor says, \"Okay, here\'s how we get rid of it. Every day for five days you stick a gram cracker and an apple up your as$, the gram cracker goes up first, and on the sixth day come back to my office.\"

The man is confused but agrees and on the sixth day he returns. He says to the doctor, \"I did what you asked me to do, now what?\"

The doctor replies, \"bend over,\" and rams just the gram cracker up the patient\'s as$. The patient asked what now and the doctor tells him to be patient, everything will be just fine.

Moments later, the tape wormsticks his head out and shouts, \"Hey where\'s my muthaf#cking apple!!?\" The doctor slaps him up side the head with a mallet, which knocks the tape worm out cold, and then drags him out.

Now that\'s how you get rid of a tapeworm! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Got\'a mallet I can borrow? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif