Masturbation prevents Cancer

[franki]

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942 (\"http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942\")

[franki]

If you are tall, you better masturbate a lot, cause taller guys have a higher risk of getting prostate cancer:

Article (\"http://channels.netscape.com/ns/news/package.jsp?name=news/tallmenrisk/tallmenrisk\")

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[akinu]

5 times in a week is considered good as far as I\'ve read (from another source).

[Xehupatl]

must .. go ... prevent .. RIGHT NOW!!!

[Elana]

By age 13 I was already protected for life

[Xehupatl]

i guess by age 15 max., every male human being is set for life.

[Charisma]

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If you are tall, you better masturbate a lot, cause taller guys have a higher risk of getting prostate cancer:

Article (\"http://channels.netscape.com/ns/news/package.jsp?name=news/tallmenrisk/tallmenrisk\")

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According to the article \'Tall\' is more than 5\'11\"
Damn, I\'ll have to get busy finding the right balance, because masturbation may cause baldness (\"http://www.4-men.org/malehairloss.html\") /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[DaVinciKittie]

mmmhmmm... and blindness. Didn\'t you guys know that Elana\'s actually blind? She can\'t see any of those pics you send her. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Charisma]

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mmmhmmm... and blindness.

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Tsk tsk tsk DVK! When replying to a thread like this, one is supposed to actually have read the links provided /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

The 1st link says: \"It will make you go blind. It will make your palms grow hairy. Such myths about masturbation are largely a thing of the past.\"

Hmmm, bad hearing is not listed... I know it\'s a long way, still I wonder if not correctly reading posts is a subcategory of \'bad hearing\':
Reading a post -&gt; subvocalizing the words -&gt; not hearing oneself saying the words due to bad hearing /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Number0]

Isn\'t blindness related to heavy internet use? Some websites...

[Elana]

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mmmhmmm... and blindness. Didn\'t you guys know that Elana\'s actually blind? She can\'t see any of those pics you send her. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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[Charisma]

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mmmhmmm... and blindness. Didn\'t you guys know that Elana\'s actually blind? She can\'t see any of those pics you send her. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Hmmmm, her comments were pretty acurate... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Maybe Elana uses one of those new fancy Braille machines, you know those that burp out comments like \"WOW, what a stud!\", \"Such a cutie\" and \"Hihaa, honey take me home!\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

\"You are looking very handsome today.\" *stop* \"What a nice smile you have.\" *stop*

[Charisma]

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\"You are looking very handsome today.\" *stop* \"What a nice smile you have.\" *stop*

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NO NO NO DON\'T STOP NOW!!! GO ON I\'M ALMOST ABOUT TO...

[Genome335]

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\"You are looking very handsome today.\" *stop* \"What a nice smile you have.\" *stop*

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NO NO NO DON\'T STOP NOW!!! GO ON I\'M ALMOST ABOUT TO...

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[akinu]

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\"You are looking very handsome today.\" *stop* \"What a nice smile you have.\" *stop*

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Ahhh I should have guessed it! I really believed you Elana! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Elana]

\"You are the sexiest man in Turkey\" *stop* \"I would love to feel you naked\" *stop*

[DaVinciKittie]

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Tsk tsk tsk DVK! When replying to a thread like this, one is supposed to actually have read the links provided

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OOOOOOOhhhhh, well then consider lil\' ole me duly chastised. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif Geez, it\'s such a tragedy when perfectly good sarcasm is wasted on some people. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Gerund]

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\"You are looking very handsome today.\" *stop* \"What a nice smile you have.\" *stop*

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\"You\'re hung like a horse, fella.\" *stop* \"I don\'t know how we\'ll ever fit that in.\" *stop*

&lt;giggle&gt;

[Charisma]

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OOOOOOOhhhhh, well then consider lil\' ole me duly chastised. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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You really dig some good ole spankin\', aye? Allrighthy then here we go... again... &lt;sigh&gt;
[beatin\' the [censored] out of DVK] It\'s a dirty job, but somebody\'s gotta do it /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Geez, it\'s such a tragedy when perfectly good sarcasm is wasted on some people. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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No no no, it\'s now too late to back up. See (For Elana: \"Feel\" *stop*) what it already led to... horses and stuff... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[DaVinciKittie]

Sweetheart, I\'m a Leo (AND a redhead)- if you wanna spank me, then you better tie me up first, cuz I bite and scratch and fight back. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif And I will take Cassanova over a horse *any* day. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Charisma]

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Sweetheart, I\'m a Leo (AND a redhead)- if you wanna spank me, then you better tie me up first, cuz I bite and scratch and fight back. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif And I will take Cassanova over a horse *any* day. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Wooow the lady prefers some good bonding too.
The tagline of a cola is very appropriate here: \"Can\'t beat the feeling\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Xehupatl]

take it outside, ladies.