TBiRD
07-07-2003, 06:38 AM
These are basically your stupid, politically correct nonsense words. The real, everyday word or phrase is on the left. The replacement word or phrase is on the right. God help you if you are someone who speaks like this!
Amen.
blow job = holistic massage therapy
cheap hotel = limited service lodging
loan-sharking = interim financing
kidnapping = custodial interference
mattress and box spring = sleep system
shack job = live-in companion
truck stop = travel plaza
used videocassette = previously viewed cassette
wife beating = intermittant explosive disorder
theater = performing arts center
manicurist = nail technician
nude beach = clothing optional beach
peephole = observation port
baldness = acquired uncombable hair
body bags = remains pouches
drought = defecit water situation
recession = a meaningful downturn in aggregate output
in love = emotionally involved
room clerk = guest service agent
uniforms = career apparel
seat belt/air bag = impact management system
prostitute = commercial sex worker
dildo = marital aid
nonbelievers = the unchurched
lying on a job application = resume enhancement
miscarriage = pregnancy loss
police clubs = batons
smuggling = commodity relocation
porn star = adult entertainer
room service = private dining
nightclub = party space
monkey bars = pipe-frame exercise unit
cardboard box = makeshift home
fingerprinting = digital imaging
fat lady = big woman
junkies = the user population
apartment = dwelling unit
committee = task force
maid = room attendant
salesman = product specialist
bad loans = nonperforming assets
seasickness = motion discomfort
gangs = nontraditional organized crime
civilian deaths = collateral damage
gambling joint = gaming resort
mole = beauty mark
garbage collection = environmental services
breast = white meat
thigh = dark meat
sludge = bio-solids
genocide = ethnic cleansing
jeep = sports utility vehicle
library = learning resources center
junk mail = direct marketing
soda jerk = fountain attendant
soldiers and weapons = military assets
third floor = level three
illegal immigrant = guest worker
jet ski = personal watercraft
loafers = slip-ons
Amen.
blow job = holistic massage therapy
cheap hotel = limited service lodging
loan-sharking = interim financing
kidnapping = custodial interference
mattress and box spring = sleep system
shack job = live-in companion
truck stop = travel plaza
used videocassette = previously viewed cassette
wife beating = intermittant explosive disorder
theater = performing arts center
manicurist = nail technician
nude beach = clothing optional beach
peephole = observation port
baldness = acquired uncombable hair
body bags = remains pouches
drought = defecit water situation
recession = a meaningful downturn in aggregate output
in love = emotionally involved
room clerk = guest service agent
uniforms = career apparel
seat belt/air bag = impact management system
prostitute = commercial sex worker
dildo = marital aid
nonbelievers = the unchurched
lying on a job application = resume enhancement
miscarriage = pregnancy loss
police clubs = batons
smuggling = commodity relocation
porn star = adult entertainer
room service = private dining
nightclub = party space
monkey bars = pipe-frame exercise unit
cardboard box = makeshift home
fingerprinting = digital imaging
fat lady = big woman
junkies = the user population
apartment = dwelling unit
committee = task force
maid = room attendant
salesman = product specialist
bad loans = nonperforming assets
seasickness = motion discomfort
gangs = nontraditional organized crime
civilian deaths = collateral damage
gambling joint = gaming resort
mole = beauty mark
garbage collection = environmental services
breast = white meat
thigh = dark meat
sludge = bio-solids
genocide = ethnic cleansing
jeep = sports utility vehicle
library = learning resources center
junk mail = direct marketing
soda jerk = fountain attendant
soldiers and weapons = military assets
third floor = level three
illegal immigrant = guest worker
jet ski = personal watercraft
loafers = slip-ons