MOBLEYC57
07-03-2003, 05:45 PM
A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three parachutes. The first passenger says \"I\'m Kobe Bryant, one the best NBA basketball players ever to play the game. The Lakers need me. I can\'t afford to die.\" So he takes the first parachute and leaves the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says \"I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President, and above all, the smartest woman in America.\" She grabs the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, The Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, \"I am old and I don\'t have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.\"
The boy says, \"It\'s okay. There is still a parachute left for you. America\'s smartest woman jumped with my school backpack.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
May the Fourth bring you fireworks worthy of remembering, and may the after thoughts of it all cause you to display all 32\'s/dentures/whatevers! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Tootles!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says \"I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President, and above all, the smartest woman in America.\" She grabs the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, The Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, \"I am old and I don\'t have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.\"
The boy says, \"It\'s okay. There is still a parachute left for you. America\'s smartest woman jumped with my school backpack.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
May the Fourth bring you fireworks worthy of remembering, and may the after thoughts of it all cause you to display all 32\'s/dentures/whatevers! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Tootles!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif