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Elana

07-02-2003, 03:48 PM

I mentioned I have been feeling a bit down, so I tried to OD on rone. I purchased a few big bunches of organic celery and ate pieces all day. I juiced a few cups. It really seems to work. I have stocked up on more, and I plan on keeping up with my experimenting. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Has anyone else used rone to help lift their mood?

CatWoman

07-02-2003, 03:59 PM

Huh????? Celery and \"Rone\" in the same sentence? Boy, I really am confused and clueless as to what this is about. (As far as I know, celery doesn\'t have anything to do with \"rones\". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Elana

07-02-2003, 04:03 PM

The food: CELERY The benefit: Stop stalking, start seducing

It\'s stringy and tastes like crunchy water, but celery is the swizzle stick that can stir up your sex life. Every stalk of the stuff is packed with androstenone and androstenol, two pheromones that can help you attract women the way trailer parks attract tornadoes. (Don\'t worry, these steroids are different from the steroid androstenedione.) \"When you chew a stalk of celery, you release androstenone and androstenol odor molecules into your mouth. They then travel up the back of your throat to your nose,\" says Alan Hirsch, M.D., author of Scentsational Sex. \"Once there, the pheromones boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women.\" Try it next time you\'re in a bar. Grab the celery from your brother-in-law\'s Bloody Mary and munch away. \"The pheromones take effect immediately, so you should notice the women around you paying more attention to you right away,\" says Dr. Hirsch. And if you strike out? \"Celery is a low-calorie, high-fiber food, so you can eat as much as you want and not regret it later,\" says Ward.

Sagacious1420

07-02-2003, 04:28 PM

Thanks for the posts Elana! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Wierd, wild stuff! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Perhaps we should start a trend of converting the Bloody Mary into the drink of choice for any self-respecting Alpha Male. Think it\'s possible to turn a \"you\'re-a-wussy-unless-you\'re-hung-over-in-the-morning\" drink into a \"manly-babe-magnet\" drink?

Delicious, nutritious and sexy! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Elana

07-02-2003, 04:50 PM

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Perhaps we should start a trend of converting the Bloody Mary into the drink of choice for any self-respecting Alpha Male.

<hr /></blockquote> Why tell them? Keep it our little secret. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Sexyredhead

07-02-2003, 05:08 PM

Thanks, Elana. I\'m gonna stock up on celery in a week or two and see if it works for my PMS.

Skyy

07-02-2003, 06:27 PM

Can I dip the celery in ranch, does that effect it? or it has to be eaten plain?

Elana

07-02-2003, 06:30 PM

Skyy...you are too cute. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Ranch won\'t work. Only Creamy Italian

Sagacious1420

07-02-2003, 07:04 PM

Elana-

Does it really have to be Italian or just CREAMY!?!? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

xxxPantero

07-02-2003, 10:06 PM

I read this information about celery about two years back and tried it. No idea if it works because i spit out the first mouthful of celery! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif God I hate that stuff. I tried getting around it by taking celery seed pills, but that didn\'t work, although it did smell funny. Now that I think of it, I did feel like I wanted to have sex with the pill bottle... that could have been the pheromones.

You have to eat it plain. It gives you the \"I\'m sexy\" vibe. Celery with dressing doesn\'t work. If you eat it with creamy italian, you give off the \"I\'m a sexy Italian\" vibe. Either that or \"There\'s been a sexy Italian in me recently\" which is not something you want to project as a heterosexual man. Maybe.

And if you eat it with peanut butter, you give off the \"I have big nuts\" vibe. Then you\'ll attract chicks like Elana and DaVinciKittie, and no one wants that. They only want to put your testicles in silk pouches and call them cute. Maybe they\'ll even name them. And then laugh at them. Meanies.

DaVinciKittie

07-02-2003, 10:44 PM

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And if you eat it with peanut butter, you give off the \"I have big nuts\" vibe. Then you\'ll attract chicks like Elana and DaVinciKittie, and no one wants that. They only want to put your testicles in silk pouches and call them cute. Maybe they\'ll even name them. And then laugh at them. Meanies.

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What forum have *you* been reading?! Elana and I are model citizens of our little forum community. <sniff> Surely you refer to some *other* Elana and DaVinciKittie. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

seadove

07-02-2003, 10:45 PM

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And if you eat it with peanut butter, you give off the \"I have big nuts\" vibe. Then you\'ll attract chicks like Elana and DaVinciKittie, and no one wants that

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Well I don\'t know about DavinciKittie...... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Andy

07-03-2003, 12:09 AM

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Italian or just CREAMY!?!?

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Italian cream anybody ?

koolking1

07-03-2003, 02:15 AM

Since we\'re on food I\'ll let you all know that Suave now markets a cucumber scented conditioner (cucumber is one of the top scents to attract females according to that long post about pheromones recently on the men\'s forum). We\'re going to a pool party Saturday so I\'ll have on cucumber condtioner in my hair, JB1 in my clothes, petchouli soap on my body, celery in my mouth and I think I\'ll make a pumpkin pie and stand near it the whole time. Results on Monday.

koolking1

07-03-2003, 02:18 AM

again, food. I ran across a great recipe for Shrimp Etouffee that I\'d like to share with all of you and since it has celery in it I\'m wondering if I should post it here, on the men\'s forum, or in the all-inclusive forum?

seadove

07-03-2003, 02:25 AM

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I\'m wondering if I should post it here, on the men\'s forum, or in the all-inclusive forum?

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We don\'t have a men\'s forum.Women rule here.

Elana

07-03-2003, 03:46 AM

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I ran across a great recipe for Shrimp Etouffee that I\'d like to share with all of you and since it has celery in it I\'m wondering if I should post it here, on the men\'s forum, or in the all-inclusive forum?

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Why don\'t you start a new thread in the women\'s forum where we can post some of our favorite recipes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Next to dicks, cooking is my passion. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

EXIT63

07-03-2003, 03:59 AM

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I ran across a great recipe for Shrimp Etouffee that I\'d like to share with all of you and since it has celery in it I\'m wondering if I should post it here, on the men\'s forum, or in the all-inclusive forum?

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Why don\'t you start a new thread in the women\'s forum where we can post some of our favorite recipes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Next to dicks, cooking is my passion. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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marry me

EXIT63

07-03-2003, 04:03 AM

Can you say this 5 times fast?

I mistook your more odoriferous slogans for analysis. Clearly you do not posit a unicausal sociosexual explanatory model of pheromonal determinism. You, like me, advocate a less theoretically elegant multifactorial view.

nonscents

07-03-2003, 04:07 AM

I\'d marry you, Exit, if my wife would let me.

EXIT63

07-03-2003, 04:13 AM

The man is quick. Quick like a New Yawker! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Elana

07-03-2003, 04:22 AM

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marry me

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It depends....I\'ll have a lot of requests from you. Would you take your vitamins daily and get plenty of rest?

nonscents

07-03-2003, 04:25 AM

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It depends....I\'ll have a lot of requests from you. Would you take your vitamins daily and get plenty of rest?

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Would you fight with the other boys lolling around in the harem?

Elana

07-03-2003, 04:27 AM

nonscents- I am not going to fight you for him. If you want him that bad...take him. I am sure your wife wouldn\'t mind. Your wife doesn\'t happen to be Russian? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

EXIT63

07-03-2003, 04:31 AM

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...No need to fight. The truth is I can\'t marry either of you. BECAUSE YOU\'RE ALREADY MARRIED!

EXIT63

07-03-2003, 04:35 AM

It depends....I\'ll have a lot of requests from you. Would you take your vitamins daily and get plenty of rest?

Although I would be getting plenty of rest. Cause I won\'t be able to get out of bed. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Mmmmmmmm, I can see it now.
Breakfast in bed with Elana. I\'m gonna need a viagra and celery juice IV. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

07-03-2003, 05:08 AM

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Breakfast in bed with Elana. I\'m gonna need a viagra and celery juice IV.

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif True

Whitehall

07-03-2003, 07:33 AM

You can also get celery extract and celery essential oil. The alcohol extract seems something of a sedative - I bought it to test the claims that it improved the taste of semen - but since I haven\'t had to resort to a cumming blowjob, I have no results to report. Don\'t know whether it is made from the stalks or the seeds.

The essential oil is made from the seeds. It doesn\'t have much of a reputation for being an aphrodisiac, however. Celery salt is a mixture of salt and ground celery seeds.

That said, munching celery is remains a pleasure.

Elana

07-03-2003, 07:41 AM

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Celery salt is a mixture of salt and ground celery seeds.

<hr /></blockquote> It\'s very good in chicken salad