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upsidedown
07-01-2003, 03:47 PM
BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the
automatic \"Yuck\" before a food is even tasted.

CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten
because they are mixed together.

DESSERT: The reason for eating a meal.

EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes
time to clear the table or wash dishes.

FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.

REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room air
conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.

SODA POP: Shake \'N Spray.

TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.