MOBLEYC57
06-28-2003, 11:26 AM
I\'m not your type. I\'m not inflatable.
A hard-on does not count as personal growth.
This isn\'t an office. It\'s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Do I look like a f***ing people person?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I\'ll put shoes on my cat.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
See no evil, hear no evil, and date no evil.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I am doing my best to imagine you with a personality.
Okay, okay I take it back. Un-F#ck you!
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
And which dwarf are you?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
It\'s not the size that counts, it\'s the, umm... actually it is the size.
And yer folks won\'t missya, when you get yer picture...on the cover of the Rollin Stones! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
A hard-on does not count as personal growth.
This isn\'t an office. It\'s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Do I look like a f***ing people person?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I\'ll put shoes on my cat.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
See no evil, hear no evil, and date no evil.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I am doing my best to imagine you with a personality.
Okay, okay I take it back. Un-F#ck you!
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
And which dwarf are you?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
It\'s not the size that counts, it\'s the, umm... actually it is the size.
And yer folks won\'t missya, when you get yer picture...on the cover of the Rollin Stones! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif