Whitehall
06-25-2003, 03:09 PM
> THIS IS SOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!
>
> Below is a mathematical lesson you were probably never taught in school.
>
> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this.
>
> What makes a 100%?
>
> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
>
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
> 100%.
>
> How about achieving 103%?
>
> Here\'s a little mathematical formula that may help you with these answers.
>
> What makes up 100% in life?
>
> If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented
as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
>
> But,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%
>
> So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
>
> Hard work and knowledge will get you close.
>
> And attitude will get you there.
>
> Bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top.
>
>
>
> Below is a mathematical lesson you were probably never taught in school.
>
> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this.
>
> What makes a 100%?
>
> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
>
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
> 100%.
>
> How about achieving 103%?
>
> Here\'s a little mathematical formula that may help you with these answers.
>
> What makes up 100% in life?
>
> If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented
as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
>
> But,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
> A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%
>
> So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
>
> Hard work and knowledge will get you close.
>
> And attitude will get you there.
>
> Bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top.
>
>