TBiRD
06-24-2003, 01:00 PM
Tricky Questions
Be careful! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man\'s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can\'t get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of; it\'s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn\'t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they\'re married?
ANSWERS: 1.(talk) 2.(legs) 3.(a twenty dollar bill) 4.(firetruck) 5.(bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 6.(pants) 7.(fork) 8.(Almond Joy candy bar) 9.(grit) 10.(last name)
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Be careful! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man\'s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can\'t get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of; it\'s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn\'t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they\'re married?
ANSWERS: 1.(talk) 2.(legs) 3.(a twenty dollar bill) 4.(firetruck) 5.(bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 6.(pants) 7.(fork) 8.(Almond Joy candy bar) 9.(grit) 10.(last name)
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