TBiRD
06-24-2003, 12:43 PM
The Funny Height chart
Height of patience:
A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
Height of frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence:
A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.
Height of Unemployment:
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.
Height of laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology:
Condom with zip.
Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.
Height of patience:
A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
Height of frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence:
A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.
Height of Unemployment:
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.
Height of laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology:
Condom with zip.
Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.