New Alcohol Warning Labels

[Sexyredhead]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA\'s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode

[seadove]

SRH honey,

I posted this one on 22nd January. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

But I laughed again so thanks for sharing. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Andy]

It\'s funnier to read this one out of SRH\'s feather /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif. Makes me think about her crouching around in a bar, singing (read groaning) with her panties down to her ankles.

[seadove]

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with her panties down to her ankles.

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Andy, shame on you!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Andy]

Nah Dove, I always tell them to leave the panties away, it\'s not my fault then. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Sexyredhead]

Seadove: No offense, but you\'re jokes aren\'t always funny, so I don\'t necessarily read them all.

Sorry if it\'s a repeat. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Andy: How\'d you know I was posting from experience? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Wait....Have we met before? Were you that guy that was in that place that night? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[seadove]

Honestly, no offense.Don\'t read my jokes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

But would you be offended if I make this my signature? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

http://www.chotasher.com/images/monkeys.jpg (\"http://www.chotasher.com/images/monkeys.jpg\")

[Elana]

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But would you be offended if I make this my signature?

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Again, you give yourself way too much credit. I don\'t think anyone here cares what you do.

[seadove]

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Again, you give yourself way too much credit. I don\'t think anyone here cares what you do.


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You\'re really obsessed with ME Elana.Why don\'t you ignore me and everything will be fine.

You keep sending me all those insulting messages and then you came in a spasm and say \"I don\'t think anyone here cares what you do\"

See who\'s botrhering who?

[Elana]

You are a nut case

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[seadove]

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You are a nut case


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Yet another one of your insults, People like you have made this forum so ugly.

[Elana]

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People like you have made this forum so ugly.


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Well....women, because we love sex 7 times more than men, can act kind of bitchy if we only get off 6 times more than the man.

[Sexyredhead]

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Honestly, no offense.Don\'t read my jokes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

But would you be offended if I make this my signature? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

http://www.chotasher.com/images/monkeys.jpg (\"http://www.chotasher.com/images/monkeys.jpg\")

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I wouldn\'t be offended. Make it your sig. Make it your philosophy. Hey, make it your daily mantra. I really don\'t care.

[seadove]

It\'s silly.

I\'m not gonna stoop so low.

There won\'t be any signatures.

[Andy]

Sorry SRH, haven\'t seen this earlier. Yeah I\'ve been in some place that night and! I\'ve seen a crawling female and she even had redish hair (long). /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[DaVinciKittie]

Uh-oh, was she crawling on a bar? Hmmm... that coulda been me. Let\'s just keep this to ourselves, eh? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Andy]

I have no idea where she was heading for, but I think she didn\'t know it either. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Sexyredhead]

DVK, it was probably that night both of went to that bar and had a little too much to drink.
Maybe Andy can fill us in on what all went on after we both blacked out? I seem to remember some gorgeous foreign guy...

[Andy]

I am sure it\'s better that you\'ve forgotten that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

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I am sure it\'s better that you\'ve forgotten that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I couldn\'t have been you. That would be impossible to forget. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif