upsidedown
06-13-2003, 07:12 PM
These song titles pretty much speak for themselves.
1. And There Was Grandma, Swingin\' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
2. Do You Love As Good As You Look?
3. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight?
4. Don\'t Cry on My Shoulders Cause You\'re Rustin\' My Spurs
5. Don\'t Let That Doorknob Hit You (On the Way Out)
6. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
7. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
8. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth \'Cause I\'m Kissing You Goodbye
9. Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
10. Heaven\'s Just A Sin Away
11. Her Body Couldn\'t Keep You Off My Mind
12. Her Cheatin\' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
13. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
14. Here\'s A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
15. He\'s Been Drunk Since His Wife\'s Gone Punk
16. How Can I Miss You When You Won\'t Go Away?
17. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I\'ve Been A Liar All My Life?
18. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
19. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
20. I Don\'t Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
21. I Don\'t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
22. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
23. I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
24. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
25. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, But the Car Don\'t Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
26. I Keep Forgettin\' I Forgot About You
27. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
28. I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain\'t Used Up)
29. I Meant Every Word That He Said
30. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim\'s Gettin\' Better
31. I Think I\'ll Drink Myself Into the Past
32. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
33. I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She\'s Out of Town
34. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn\'t Spell Yuck!
35. I Wouldn\'t Take Her To A Dog Fight Because I\'m Afraid She\'d Win.
36. I\'d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
37. If Drinkin\' Don\'t Kill Me Her Memory Will
38. If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I\'d Find On You?
39. If I Can\'t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
40. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I\'d Be Out By Now
41. If Love Were Oil, I\'d Be A Quart Low
42. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I\'d Blow It All On You
43. If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I\'d Cry All Night Long
44. If The Phone Don\'t Ring, Baby, You\'ll Know It\'s Me
45. If Whiskey Were A Woman I\'d Be Married For Sure
46. If You Can\'t Feel It (It Ain\'t There)
47. If You Don\'t Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife
48. If You Don\'t Leave Me Alone I\'ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
49. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
50. I\'ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let\'s Honeymoon Tonite
51. I\'ll Put My Boots On Backwards, Kick Myself Around The Block, \'Till You Come Back To Me
52. I\'m Gettin\' Gray From Being Blue
53. I\'m Gonna Hire a Wino
54. I\'m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
55. I\'m So Miserable Without You, It\'s Like Having You Here
56. I\'m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
57. It Ain\'t Love But It Ain\'t Bad
58. It Don\'t Feel Like Sinnin\' To Me
59. I\'ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
60. I\'ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying My Eyes Out Over You
61. I\'ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I\'m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
62. Learning to Live Again Is Killing Me
63. Mama Get The Hammer (There\'s A Fly On Papa\'s Head)
64. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
65. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
66. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don\'t Love Jesus
67. My Inlaws Made an Outlaw Out of Me
68. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart.
69. My Shoes Keep Walkin\' Back to You
70. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
71. Oh, I\'ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
72. Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
73. Pardon Me, I\'ve Got Someone To Kill
74. She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
75. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
76. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
77. She Won\'t Get Under Me, Til I Get Over You
78. She\'s Got Freckles On Her, But She\'s Pretty
79. She\'s Thinking Single, I\'m Drinking Double
80. Thank God And Greyhound She\'s Gone
81. The Last Word In Lonesome Is \"Me\"
82. The Pint of No Return
83. They May Put Me In Prison But They Can\'t Stop My Face From Breaking Out
84. Timber, I\'m Falling In Love
85. Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
86. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
87. When We Get Back To the Farm (That\'s When We Really Go To Town)
88. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I\'ll Think You\'re Walking In
89. You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes By the Company He Chooses
90. You Can\'t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
91. You Can\'t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
92. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
93. You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
94. You never leave here, you always stay and stay,
95. You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
96. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
97. Your Negligee Has Turned Into a Flannel Nightgown
98. You\'re A Cross I Can\'t Bear
99. You\'re Bound to Look Like a Monkey (When You Grow Old)
100. You\'re Out Doing What I\'m Here Doing Without
101. You\'re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
1. And There Was Grandma, Swingin\' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
2. Do You Love As Good As You Look?
3. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight?
4. Don\'t Cry on My Shoulders Cause You\'re Rustin\' My Spurs
5. Don\'t Let That Doorknob Hit You (On the Way Out)
6. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
7. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
8. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth \'Cause I\'m Kissing You Goodbye
9. Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
10. Heaven\'s Just A Sin Away
11. Her Body Couldn\'t Keep You Off My Mind
12. Her Cheatin\' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
13. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
14. Here\'s A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
15. He\'s Been Drunk Since His Wife\'s Gone Punk
16. How Can I Miss You When You Won\'t Go Away?
17. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I\'ve Been A Liar All My Life?
18. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
19. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
20. I Don\'t Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
21. I Don\'t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
22. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
23. I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
24. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
25. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, But the Car Don\'t Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
26. I Keep Forgettin\' I Forgot About You
27. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
28. I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain\'t Used Up)
29. I Meant Every Word That He Said
30. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim\'s Gettin\' Better
31. I Think I\'ll Drink Myself Into the Past
32. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
33. I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She\'s Out of Town
34. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn\'t Spell Yuck!
35. I Wouldn\'t Take Her To A Dog Fight Because I\'m Afraid She\'d Win.
36. I\'d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
37. If Drinkin\' Don\'t Kill Me Her Memory Will
38. If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I\'d Find On You?
39. If I Can\'t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
40. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I\'d Be Out By Now
41. If Love Were Oil, I\'d Be A Quart Low
42. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I\'d Blow It All On You
43. If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I\'d Cry All Night Long
44. If The Phone Don\'t Ring, Baby, You\'ll Know It\'s Me
45. If Whiskey Were A Woman I\'d Be Married For Sure
46. If You Can\'t Feel It (It Ain\'t There)
47. If You Don\'t Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife
48. If You Don\'t Leave Me Alone I\'ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
49. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
50. I\'ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let\'s Honeymoon Tonite
51. I\'ll Put My Boots On Backwards, Kick Myself Around The Block, \'Till You Come Back To Me
52. I\'m Gettin\' Gray From Being Blue
53. I\'m Gonna Hire a Wino
54. I\'m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
55. I\'m So Miserable Without You, It\'s Like Having You Here
56. I\'m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
57. It Ain\'t Love But It Ain\'t Bad
58. It Don\'t Feel Like Sinnin\' To Me
59. I\'ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
60. I\'ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying My Eyes Out Over You
61. I\'ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I\'m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
62. Learning to Live Again Is Killing Me
63. Mama Get The Hammer (There\'s A Fly On Papa\'s Head)
64. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
65. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
66. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don\'t Love Jesus
67. My Inlaws Made an Outlaw Out of Me
68. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart.
69. My Shoes Keep Walkin\' Back to You
70. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
71. Oh, I\'ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
72. Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
73. Pardon Me, I\'ve Got Someone To Kill
74. She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
75. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
76. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
77. She Won\'t Get Under Me, Til I Get Over You
78. She\'s Got Freckles On Her, But She\'s Pretty
79. She\'s Thinking Single, I\'m Drinking Double
80. Thank God And Greyhound She\'s Gone
81. The Last Word In Lonesome Is \"Me\"
82. The Pint of No Return
83. They May Put Me In Prison But They Can\'t Stop My Face From Breaking Out
84. Timber, I\'m Falling In Love
85. Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
86. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
87. When We Get Back To the Farm (That\'s When We Really Go To Town)
88. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I\'ll Think You\'re Walking In
89. You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes By the Company He Chooses
90. You Can\'t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
91. You Can\'t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
92. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
93. You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
94. You never leave here, you always stay and stay,
95. You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
96. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
97. Your Negligee Has Turned Into a Flannel Nightgown
98. You\'re A Cross I Can\'t Bear
99. You\'re Bound to Look Like a Monkey (When You Grow Old)
100. You\'re Out Doing What I\'m Here Doing Without
101. You\'re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly