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upsidedown
06-13-2003, 07:12 PM
These song titles pretty much speak for themselves.


1. And There Was Grandma, Swingin\' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

2. Do You Love As Good As You Look?

3. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight?

4. Don\'t Cry on My Shoulders Cause You\'re Rustin\' My Spurs

5. Don\'t Let That Doorknob Hit You (On the Way Out)

6. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

7. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

8. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth \'Cause I\'m Kissing You Goodbye

9. Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

10. Heaven\'s Just A Sin Away

11. Her Body Couldn\'t Keep You Off My Mind

12. Her Cheatin\' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me

13. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

14. Here\'s A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

15. He\'s Been Drunk Since His Wife\'s Gone Punk

16. How Can I Miss You When You Won\'t Go Away?

17. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I\'ve Been A Liar All My Life?

18. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

19. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

20. I Don\'t Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy

21. I Don\'t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

22. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.

23. I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

24. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

25. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, But the Car Don\'t Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

26. I Keep Forgettin\' I Forgot About You

27. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

28. I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain\'t Used Up)

29. I Meant Every Word That He Said

30. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim\'s Gettin\' Better

31. I Think I\'ll Drink Myself Into the Past

32. I Wanna Whip Your Cow

33. I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She\'s Out of Town

34. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn\'t Spell Yuck!

35. I Wouldn\'t Take Her To A Dog Fight Because I\'m Afraid She\'d Win.

36. I\'d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

37. If Drinkin\' Don\'t Kill Me Her Memory Will

38. If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I\'d Find On You?

39. If I Can\'t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

40. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I\'d Be Out By Now

41. If Love Were Oil, I\'d Be A Quart Low

42. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I\'d Blow It All On You

43. If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I\'d Cry All Night Long

44. If The Phone Don\'t Ring, Baby, You\'ll Know It\'s Me

45. If Whiskey Were A Woman I\'d Be Married For Sure

46. If You Can\'t Feel It (It Ain\'t There)

47. If You Don\'t Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife

48. If You Don\'t Leave Me Alone I\'ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

49. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

50. I\'ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let\'s Honeymoon Tonite

51. I\'ll Put My Boots On Backwards, Kick Myself Around The Block, \'Till You Come Back To Me

52. I\'m Gettin\' Gray From Being Blue

53. I\'m Gonna Hire a Wino

54. I\'m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

55. I\'m So Miserable Without You, It\'s Like Having You Here

56. I\'m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

57. It Ain\'t Love But It Ain\'t Bad

58. It Don\'t Feel Like Sinnin\' To Me

59. I\'ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

60. I\'ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying My Eyes Out Over You

61. I\'ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I\'m Waiting In Your Welfare Line

62. Learning to Live Again Is Killing Me

63. Mama Get The Hammer (There\'s A Fly On Papa\'s Head)

64. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

65. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

66. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don\'t Love Jesus

67. My Inlaws Made an Outlaw Out of Me

68. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart.

69. My Shoes Keep Walkin\' Back to You

70. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

71. Oh, I\'ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

72. Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed

73. Pardon Me, I\'ve Got Someone To Kill

74. She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

75. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

76. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

77. She Won\'t Get Under Me, Til I Get Over You

78. She\'s Got Freckles On Her, But She\'s Pretty

79. She\'s Thinking Single, I\'m Drinking Double

80. Thank God And Greyhound She\'s Gone

81. The Last Word In Lonesome Is \"Me\"

82. The Pint of No Return

83. They May Put Me In Prison But They Can\'t Stop My Face From Breaking Out

84. Timber, I\'m Falling In Love

85. Touch Me With More Than Your Hands

86. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

87. When We Get Back To the Farm (That\'s When We Really Go To Town)

88. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I\'ll Think You\'re Walking In

89. You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes By the Company He Chooses

90. You Can\'t Have Your Kate And Edith Too

91. You Can\'t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

92. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

93. You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me

94. You never leave here, you always stay and stay,

95. You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

96. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

97. Your Negligee Has Turned Into a Flannel Nightgown

98. You\'re A Cross I Can\'t Bear

99. You\'re Bound to Look Like a Monkey (When You Grow Old)

100. You\'re Out Doing What I\'m Here Doing Without

101. You\'re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly