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seadove
06-09-2003, 07:43 AM
A jumbo jet is just descending into the Toronto Airport on its final approach.

The pilot, Jack, comes on the intercom: \"This is your Captain. We\'re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto\".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.

The co-pilot says to the Jack, \"Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?\" Now all ears are listening to this conversation.

\"Well\" says Jack, \"first I\'m gonna check into the hotel and take a good sh*t. Then I\'m gonna take that new stewardess, Lina, out for supper - you know, the one with the huge boobs. I\'m gonna wine and dine her, then take her back to my room and do her all night long.\"

Everyone on the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She\'s so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady\'s bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, \"No need to run, dear. He\'s gotta take a sh*t first.\"