**DONOTDELETE**
05-30-2003, 06:59 AM
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who\'s not a creep.
One who\'s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he\'ll call, he won\'t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won\'t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who\'ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to \"How big\'s my behind?\"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the fool you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store. Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who\'s not a creep.
One who\'s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he\'ll call, he won\'t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won\'t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who\'ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to \"How big\'s my behind?\"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the fool you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store. Amen.