MOBLEYC57
05-28-2003, 05:00 PM
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks \"Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?\"
The nine-year-old replies, \"Nope, not for my mom.\" Without thinking, the cashier responded, \"Well, they must be for your sister then?\" The nine-year-old responded, \"Nope, not for my sister either.\"
The cashier had now become curious. \"Oh. Not for your mom, and not for your sister -- then who are they for?\"
The nine-year old says \"They\'re for my four-year-old little brother.\" The cashier is surprised: \"Your four year-old-brother!?\"
The nine-year-old explains: \"Well yeah! Duhhhhhhh! They say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim, ride a horse, or ride a bike -- and my little brother can\'t do either of those things.\"
The nine-year-old replies, \"Nope, not for my mom.\" Without thinking, the cashier responded, \"Well, they must be for your sister then?\" The nine-year-old responded, \"Nope, not for my sister either.\"
The cashier had now become curious. \"Oh. Not for your mom, and not for your sister -- then who are they for?\"
The nine-year old says \"They\'re for my four-year-old little brother.\" The cashier is surprised: \"Your four year-old-brother!?\"
The nine-year-old explains: \"Well yeah! Duhhhhhhh! They say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim, ride a horse, or ride a bike -- and my little brother can\'t do either of those things.\"