Workplace Affairs ( stats )

[Enticing]

from a recent issue of Playboy Magazine:

2 out of 3 women and 3 out of 4 men admit they have sexual thoughts about co-workers.

86% of men and 81% of women admit they routinely flirt with the opposite sex.

75% of men and 65% of women admit to having sex with people /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifthey work with.

[druid]

i belive it. whenever you put men and women together, thoughts and acts of sex can\'t far behind.

[Whitehall]

Looking about at my female coworkers, I would be hard put to imagine even 10% of ever having sex, let alone having it with coworkers.

[Goddess]

Whitehall - what kind of a joint do you work in??? Are they old women? or too young? or what?? Why do you say that?
-G-

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from a recent issue of Playboy Magazine:

2 out of 3 women and 3 out of 4 men admit they have sexual thoughts about co-workers.

86% of men and 81% of women admit they routinely flirt with the opposite sex.

75% of men and 65% of women admit to having sex with people /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifthey work with.


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I did it once. He was my boss. He got fired and then I got fired.

I haven\'t done it again. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[tallmacky]

Well who do you think is going after it more, ya\' know what I mean. I wonder what sex initiates the sexual encounters majority wise.

[Whitehall]

I work in an over-the-hill engineering office so there are few women. Most people here are ready to retire. Plus, it\'s a pretty straight-laced bunch. Even looking the wrong way at one of the very few younger women can get one in trouble - it\'s happened to me!

[Enticing]

Whitehall - and yet you advised me to stop it, saying, the guys don\'t like being hit on by a female coworker, it\'s annoying. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

I\'ma just gonna do what proteus said, and start ignoring the dude. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[MOBLEYC57]

It\'s like everything else Lady E...workplace or not. You\'ll always notice how it\'s annoying when the person doesn\'t appeal to you. It changes when they do. It\'s like women will tell their men/men will tell their women when someone they see as being ugly hits on them, but the mouth stays shut when they find them attractive.

The only thing about workplace pleasures is that once the fire dies, it\'s normally followed by something UGLY. I have NEVER been to a work place Christmas party where no one did NOT find out that their man or woman had been having an affair. Not ONE. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Enticing]

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I have NEVER been to a work place Christmas party where no one did NOT find out that their man or woman had been having an affair. Not ONE.

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Not sure I follow. You are saying that every office party you\'ve been to, some spouse figured out their partner was having an affair? Or that affairs begin at office parties?? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[MOBLEYC57]

You are saying that every office party you\'ve been to, some spouse figured out their partner was having an affair?

That one! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Enticing]

Wow, how many times has this happenned to you? I don\'t think I even know of one time .. but then I\'m not up in everybody\'s business. What happenned, did the spouse make a big scene, so everyone knew what was up? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[MOBLEYC57]

I\'m not up in everybody\'s business. ME EITHER! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

You can\'t help but notice when somebody\'s spouse is yelling and, there\'s two women and a guy, or two guys and a woman involved. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif Alcohol will make you not care who hears what\'s goin on. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Man oh man -- the last Christmas party my husband and I went to, this girl from Accounting pulled up a chair to our table and started coming on to my husband in front of my face! I could not believe it! Later on, on the dance floor, he and I were dancing with other people, and I noticed out of the corner of my eye that he seeemd upset, it looked like he and the woman he was dancing with were arguing. I kept an eye on him and when he left the dance floor I left it, too, and went to ask him what was going on. Turns out she was drunk and trying to get him to leave the party with her. He kept saying, \"I\'m MARRIED\" and she\'d say \"Don\'t bullsh!t me! Where\'s your wife?\" and he said \"She\'s right there, dancing almost next to you!\" and the woman still insisted he come outside with her to fool around.

Un. Real.

[monesrule]

Mobley, dn\'t you live in a town of 15 people? How could the people at your workplace not being having affairs? There the only people within 30 miles to cheat with!

[tammy78]

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from a recent issue of Playboy Magazine:

2 out of 3 women and 3 out of 4 men admit they have sexual thoughts about co-workers.

86% of men and 81% of women admit they routinely flirt with the opposite sex.

75% of men and 65% of women admit to having sex with people /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifthey work with.


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i sure do! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[MOBLEYC57]

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Mobley, dn\'t you live in a town of 15 people? How could the people at your workplace not being having affairs? There the only people within 30 miles to cheat with!

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HA! HA! CHUCKLE! CHUCKLE! GIGGLE! GIGGLE! Mister FUNNY MAN! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Annnd! You need to get your facts right! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif That\'s 16 people Mister Know-it-all! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Elana]

I used to manage a group of male strippers. Need I say more? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[koolking1]

I\'ve never had sex with a co-worker but my girlfriend Sue had sex with one of my co-workers at a company party. They both got pretty drunk and wandered off from the pool area (bosses house, outdoor party) to the living room, got naked, were all over each other on the couch, unbeknownst to them, a few women were watching and then went and got the boss. Leslie got fired, Sue (my GF) was embarrassed and I had to play the aggrieved party (which I was but I didn\'t really care, just wish Sue had the presence of mind to come get me so I could have taken all 3 of us back to our place - oh well!). Leslie apologized to me the next day and then was fired a few days later (she never apologized to the boss and he was kind of a straight laced homophobe anyways). At any rate, thinking about sex with co-workers is ok, having it - another matter.

[Enticing]

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I used to manage a group of male strippers. Need I say more? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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YOU F\'IN TEASE! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif You said you\'d be sending me some details. I have yet to read story 1.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Enticing]

First of all, could you clarify, was Leslie a man or a woman? (I mean you mentioned the homophobe thing... otherwise I was assuming Leslie was a guy)

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At any rate, thinking about sex with co-workers is ok, having it - another matter.

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Weeeellll... cmon. Not in the bosses living rm for God\'s sake! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif Derrr

[seadove]

Will it be worse if the boss was the owner of the firm?

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[koolking1]

another one: it was a party but not an office party but a lot of the people there worked together (this was a totally different group of people from the above post and years earlier). At any rate, this couple was there and the guys co-worker (female) was bothering the couple considerably (apparently, the guy and the coworker once had an affair). At one point, she said to the couple something like \"I don\'t f...ing care, his di.. is too small anyways\". So, laughing, wanting to sound witty I said \"it\'s not that his di.. is too small, it\'s that your mouth is too big\". She left pissed off, his wife, hmmm, well let\'s just say, I could have had my way with her but I chose not to. Again, alcohol was a major player.

[koolking1]

Leslie is a woman. The boss was the boss but his wife owned the company and was a good 20 years older than him. She was not that keen on firing Leslie but her husband was adamant about getting rid of her.

[Enticing]

Hmmm well, yeah I do agree the alcohol can very much put you in danger of doing something stupid! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Last office party I went to, for my boss who was leaving, he was really wasted, so I grabbed his booty and said \"haha I can do this now and I can\'t get in trouble for sexual harrassment.\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Yeah, real intelligence under the influence. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Elana]

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YOU F\'IN TEASE! You said you\'d be sending me some details. I have yet to read story 1....

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You will be soooooooooo jealous! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Enticing]

Well, bring it on, girl! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Elana]

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Well, bring it on, girl! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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I PMed you the short version /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif