REJECTED NURSERY RHYMES

[seadove]

> > JACK AND JILL
> > Went up the hill
> > To have a little fun.
> > Stupid Jill
> > Forgot the pill
> > And now they have a son.
> >
> > MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
> > Her father shot it dead
> > Now it goes to school with her,
> > Between two hunks of bread.
> >
> > LITTLE MISS MUFFET
> > Sat on a tuffet,
> > Her clothes all tattered and torn.
> > It had not been the spider
> > that crept up beside her
> > But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
> >
> > SIMPLE SIMON
> > Met a Pieman going to the fair
> > Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
> > \"What have you got there?\"
> > Said the Pieman unto Simon
> > \"Pies, you dumba$$!\"
> >
> > HUMPTY DUMPTY
> > Sat on a wall
> > Humpty dumpty had a great fall
> > All the kings horses and all the kings men
> > Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
> >
> > HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
> > The cat did a piddle,
> > All over the bedside clock,
> > The little dog laughed to see such fun
> > When it died of electric shock.
> >
> > GEORGIE PORGY
> > Pudding and Pie
> > Kissed the girls and made them cry.
> > When the boys came out to play
> > He kissed them too, \'cause he was gay

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[belgareth]

Mary had a little sheep
with the sheep she did sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb

Hickory dickory dock
three mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the other two sued for damages.

or...
Hickory dickory dock
three mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the other two escaped with only minor injuries

Row row your boat
gently under the stream
Ha ha fooled you all
I\'m a submarine

Now I lay me down to sleep
with the girl from across the street
Won\'t her daddy be surprised
when her belly starts to rise

[MOBLEYC57]

To the bothofyous...I just say no to drugs. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[belgareth]

I kept telling them no and they just kept insisting, wouldn\'t leave me alone.

[seadove]

Mobes,

I\'m not on drugs. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

I\'m on Carlsberg. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[MOBLEYC57]

Same thing, different chemical! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif