The Best songs in the World. [Archive] - Love-Scent Pheromones Forum

seadove

05-25-2003, 08:31 PM

Thank you Mr Tambourine man, AKA Mr Zimmerman, AKA Bob Dylan

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I\'m not sleepy and there is no place I\'m going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I\'ll come followin\' you.

Though I know that evenin\'s empire has returned into sand,
Vanished from my hand,
Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping.
My weariness amazes me, I\'m branded on my feet,
I have no one to meet
And the ancient empty street\'s too dead for dreaming.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I\'m not sleepy and there is no place I\'m going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I\'ll come followin\' you.

Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin\' ship,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can\'t feel to grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
To be wanderin\'.
I\'m ready to go anywhere, I\'m ready for to fade
Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
I promise to go under it.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I\'m not sleepy and there is no place I\'m going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I\'ll come followin\' you.

Though you might hear laughin\', spinnin\', swingin\' madly across the sun,
It\'s not aimed at anyone, it\'s just escapin\' on the run
And but for the sky there are no fences facin\'.
And if you hear vague traces of skippin\' reels of rhyme
To your tambourine in time, it\'s just a ragged clown behind,
I wouldn\'t pay it any mind, it\'s just a shadow you\'re
Seein\' that he\'s chasing.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I\'m not sleepy and there is no place I\'m going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I\'ll come followin\' you.

Then take me disappearin\' through the smoke rings of my mind,
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach,
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands,
With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I\'m not sleepy and there is no place I\'m going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I\'ll come followin\' you.

Xehupatl

05-25-2003, 08:34 PM

Thanks alot, Nine Inch Nails!!

THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL

he couldn\'t believe how easy it was
he put the gun into his face
bang!
(so much blood for such a tiny little hole)
problems do have solutions you know
a lifetime of [bad word] things up fixed
in one determined flash

everything\'s blue
everything\'s blue in this world
the deepest shade of mushroom blue
all fuzzy
spilling out of my head

Sexyredhead

05-25-2003, 08:48 PM

Thanks a lot, They Might Be Giants!

BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL

I\'m your only friend
I\'m not your only friend
But I\'m a little glowing friend
But really I\'m not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I\'m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It\'s a simple message and I\'m leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e
My story\'s infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn\'t rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I\'m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I\'m your only friend
I\'m not your only friend
But I\'m a little glowing friend
But really I\'m not actually your friend
But I am

There\'s a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I\'d be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels its always near

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I\'m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(and while you\'re at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I\'m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you\'re at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I\'m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you\'re at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I\'m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Sexyredhead

05-25-2003, 08:50 PM

And another one from TMBG:

ISTANBUL (NOT CONTSTANTINOPLE)

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it\'s Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it\'s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you\'ve a date in Constantinople
She\'ll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can\'t say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can\'t go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That\'s nobody\'s business but the Turks

Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can\'t say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it\'s Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That\'s nobody\'s business but the Turks

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can\'t go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That\'s nobody\'s business but the Turks

Istanbul

seadove

05-25-2003, 08:56 PM

I used to sing ISTANBUL in the shower. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Sexyredhead

05-25-2003, 08:59 PM

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I used to sing ISTANBUL in the shower. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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And that\'s EXACTLY why it\'s one of the best songs in the world. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

seadove

05-25-2003, 09:03 PM

Why don\'t we shower together and sing ISTANBUL? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Briela

05-25-2003, 09:47 PM

Kudos to Meredith Brooks

BITCH

I hate the world today
You\'re so good to me, I know but I can\'t change
Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe I\'m an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how you\'d be so confused
I don\'t envy you
I\'m a little bit of everything all rolled into one

I\'m a bitch
I\'m a lover
I\'m a child
I\'m a mother
I\'m a sinner
I\'m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I\'m your hell
I\'m you dream
I\'m nothing in between
You know you wouldn\'t want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean you\'ll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And I\'m going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change and today won\'t mean a thing

I\'m a bitch
I\'m a lover
I\'m a child
I\'m a mother
I\'m a sinner
I\'m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I\'m your hell
I\'m you dream
I\'m nothing in between
You know you wouldn\'t want it any other way

Just when you think you got me figured out
The season\'s already changing
I think it\'s cool you do what you do
And don\'t try to save me

I\'m a bitch
I\'m a lover
I\'m a child
I\'m a mother
I\'m a sinner
I\'m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I\'m your hell
I\'m you dream
I\'m nothing in between
You know you wouldn\'t want it any other way
I\'m a bitch
I\'m a tease
I\'m a goddess on my knees
When you\'re hurt
When you suffer
I\'m your angel undercover
I\'ve been numb
I\'m revived
Can\'t say I\'m not alive
You know I wouldn\'t want it ANY other way

seadove

05-26-2003, 04:22 AM

Le-Chaim Simon and Garfunkel. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

(released in 1972)

Mrs. Robinson

(From the motion picture The Graduate)
P. Simon, 1968

And here\'s to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

We\'d like to know a little bit about you for our files
We\'d like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here\'s to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It\'s a little secret, just the Robinsons\' affair
Most of all you\'ve got to hide it from the kids

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday fternoon
Going to the candidate\'s debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you\'ve got to choose
Every way you look at it you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo
What\'s that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Joltin\' Joe has left and gone away, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

My gosh!!That was super!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

**DONOTDELETE**

05-26-2003, 08:32 AM

Ah, Briela, good choice!

Enticing

05-26-2003, 09:03 AM

Yup, classic lyrics!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I\'m a little bit of everything all rolled into one

Briela

05-26-2003, 05:59 PM

Thanks FTR and Enticing...it\'s definitely one of my favorites, for it says it all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Here\'s another one I love.

DON\'T NEED YOU TO (Samantha Mumba)

I don\'t need you to tell me I\'m pretty to make me feel beautiful
I don\'t need you to give me your strength to make me feel I\'m strong
I\'ve got all of the strength that I need here inside my own two hands
All that I want is your love and respect for who I am
What I really need comes from deep inside of me

Don\'t need you to tell me I\'m pretty to make me feel beautiful
Don\'t need you to make me strong ‘cause I\'m strong all on my own
Doesn\'t come from outside
This beauty I know
It comes from inside my soul

Don\'t need you to tell me I\'m pretty

I don\'t need you to believe in me to make know I\'m worth believing in
I don\'t need you to lift me up high to know I can stand tall (I can stand tall)
I can stand my own ground I can stand proud upon my own two feet
Don\'t have to be part of somebody else to be complete
What I really need comes from deep inside of me

Don\'t need you to tell me I\'m pretty to make me feel beautiful
Don\'t need you to lift me up I can stand up on my own
Doesn\'t come from outside
This beauty I know
It comes from inside my soul

Don\'t need to come to you for confirmation
Because I\'ve finally come to this revelation
What I really need (What I really need)
Gonna find inside of me (inside of me)
Not in somebody else
Respect comes when you respect yourself

Don\'t need you to tell me I\'m pretty to make me feel beautiful
Don\'t need you to make me strong ‘cause I\'m strong all on my own
Doesn\'t come from outside
This beauty I know
It comes from inside my soul

Don\'t need you to tell me I\'m pretty to make me feel beautiful
Don\'t need you to lift me up I can stand up on my own
Doesn\'t come from outside
This beauty I know
It comes from inside my soul

Don\'t need you to tell me I\'m pretty to know I\'m beautiful

DaVinciKittie

05-26-2003, 06:28 PM

Oh, I LOVE Sarah McLachlan\'s music! I could spend all day reciting her lyrics, but I\'ll spare you. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Here\'s one of my favorite, lyrically...

Path of Thorns, Album: Solace

I knew you wanted to tell me
In your voice there was something wrong
But if you would turn your face away from me
You cannot tell me you\'re so strong....
Just let me ask of you one small thing
As we have shared so many tears
With forever our dreams we planned a whole life long
Now are scattered on the wind....

Chorus:
In the terms of endearment
In the terms of the life that you love
In the terms of the years that pass you by
In the terms of the reasons why

Through the years I\'ve grown to love you
Through your commitment to most would offend
But I stuck by you holding on with my foolish pride
waiting for you to give in....
You never really tried or so it seems
I\'ve had more than myself to blame
I\'ve had enough of trying everything
And this time it is the end....

(Chorus)

There\'s no more coming back this way
The path is overgrown and strewn with thorns
They\'ve torn the life blood from your naked eyes
Cast aside to be forlorn....

(Chorus)
Funny, how it seems that all I\'ve tried to do
seemed to make no difference to you at all....

Briela

05-26-2003, 06:36 PM

I\'m with you DVK, Sarah\'s music is great! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

DaVinciKittie

05-26-2003, 06:38 PM

Here\'s another favorite artist of mine. Christina Aguilera takes a lot of heat, but she writes her own songs and lyrics, and she has a range that is out of this world. Plus, listening to what she has to say in her songs, it\'s eerie how much I agree with nearly everything she produces. I was in love with *this* song LONG before it was released as a single...

Fighter, Album: Stripped

Well I thought I knew you
Thinking that you were true
Guess I, I couldn\'t trust
Called your bluff
time is up
cause I\'ve had enough

You were there by my side
always down for the ride
but your joyride
just came down in flames
cause your deeds
sold me out in shame

After all of the stealing, your cheating
you probably think
that I hold resentment for you
but...you\'re wrong

Cause if it wasn\'t for all that
you tried to do
I wouldn\'t know
just how capable
I am to pull through

so I wanna say thank you

CHORUS:
Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Never saw it coming
all of your backstabbing
just so you could
cash in on my good thing
before I realized your game

I heard your going round
playing the victim now
but don\'t even begin
feeling I\'m the one to blame
cause you dug your own grave

After all of the fights and the lies
guess you wanted to harm me
but that won\'t work any more
no more...it\'s over

Cause if it wasn\'t for
all of your torture
I wouldn\'t know how
to be this way now and
never back down

so I wanna say thank you

CHORUS

seadove

05-26-2003, 08:51 PM

Thanks Mr Sinatra.

SOMETHING STUPID

I know I stand in line, until you think you have the time
To spend an evening with me
And if we go someplace to dance, I know that there\'s a chance
You won\'t be leaving with me

And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
And have a drink or two
And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid
Like: \"I love you\"

I can see it in your eyes, that you despise the same old lies
You heard the night before
And though it\'s just a line to you, for me it\'s true
It never seemed so right before

I practice every day to find some clever lines to say
To make the meaning come through
But then I think I\'ll wait until the evening gets late
And I\'m alone with you

The time is right your perfume fills my head, the stars get red
And oh the night\'s so blue
And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid
Like: \"I love you\"
(\"I love you, I love you,...\")

MOBLEYC57

05-26-2003, 09:05 PM

BOYZ II MEN \"Doin\' Just Fine\"

There was a time when I thought life was over and out
When you went away from me
My dying heart made it hard to breathe
Would sit in my room
Because I didn\'t want to have to go out
And see you walking by
One look and I\'d break right down and cry
Now you say that you\'ve made a big mistake
Never meant to take your love away
But you can save your tired apologies
\'Cause it may seem hard to believe
But

[Chorus: ]
I\'m doin\' just fine
Getting along very well
Without you in my life
I don\'t need you in my life
I\'m doin\' just fine
Time made me stronger
You\'re no longer on my mind

You were my earth
My number one priority
I gave me love to only you
Anything you\'d ask of me
I would do
But somewhere down the road
You felt a change in the weather
And told me that you had to journey on
A kiss in the wind and your love was gone
Now you say you never meant to play your games
Girl, don\'t you know it\'s far too late
Because you let our love just fall apart
You no longer have a heart

[Chorus ]

When you said goodbye
I felt so all alone
There were times at night I couldn\'t sleep
My heart was much to weak to make it on my own
Baby after all the misery
And pain you put me through
So unfair to me girl
You\'re no longer my world
And I ain\'t missin\' you at all

[Chorus ]
I\'m doin\' just fine

DaVinciKittie

05-26-2003, 09:09 PM

Mmmmm... B2M! <sigh> MAN, can they sing. Not much sexier than a man who can sing. Excuse me while I clean the drool from my keyboard.

MOBLEYC57

05-26-2003, 09:11 PM

La Lalala la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

seadove

05-26-2003, 09:11 PM

Hey Kittie,

Mobley\'s a Leo too.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

DaVinciKittie

05-26-2003, 10:54 PM

Oh, aren\'t you cute! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Well then come on over Mobe. We\'ll see if you can *REALLY* sing. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

DaVinciKittie

05-26-2003, 10:55 PM

Looks like there\'s just Leos runnin\' all over the place. Texans too. Nothin\' bad about *that*! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

seadove

05-26-2003, 11:57 PM

This song a beauty too.

Thanks Pinky.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

MOTHER.

Mother do you think they\'ll drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they\'ll like this song?
Mother do you think they\'ll try to break my balls?
Mother should I build the wall?
Mother should I run for president?
Mother should I trust the government?
Mother will they put me in the firing line?
Mother am I really dying?

Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.
Mother\'s gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Mother\'s gonna put all her fears into you.
Mother\'s gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She wont let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Mama will keep baby cozy and warm.
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course mama\'ll help to build the wall.

Mother do you think she\'s good enough -- to me?
Mother do you think she\'s dangerous -- to me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Mother will she break my heart?

Hush now baby, baby dont you cry.
Mama\'s gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
Mama wont let anyone dirty get through.
Mama\'s gonna wait up until you get in.
Mama will always find out where you\'ve been.
Mama\'s gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Ooooh baby oooh baby oooh baby,
You\'ll always be baby to me.

Mother, did it need to be so high?

rring rring
rring rring
rring rring
rring rring

Hello?
Hello this is an overseas call from Mrs Floyd to Mr Floyd will you accept the...(click)

He keeps hanging up!!!

Xehupatl

05-27-2003, 12:26 AM

GOODBYE BLUE SKY

\"Look mummy, there\'s an aeroplane up in the sky\"

Did you see the frightened ones?
Did you hear the falling bombs?
Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue
sky?

Did you see the frightened ones?
Did you hear the falling bombs?
The flames are all gone, but the pain lingers on.

Goodbye, blue sky
Goodbye, blue sky.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.

\"The 11:15 from Newcastle is now approaching\"
\"The 11:18 arrival....\"

-------------------------------------------
this song makes cold shivers run down my back:

WHEN THE TIGERS BROKE FREE

It was just before dawn
One miserable morning in black \'forty four.
When the forward commander
Was told to sit tight
When he asked that his men be withdrawn.
And the Generals gave thanks
As the other ranks held back
The enemy tanks for a while.
And the Anzio bridgehead
Was held for the price
Of a few hundred ordinary lives.

And old King George
Sent Mother a note
When he heard that father was gone.
It was, I recall,
In the form of a scroll,
With gold leaf and all.
And I found it one day
In a drawer of old photographs, hidden away.
And my eyes still grow damp to remember
His Majesty signed
With his own rubber stamp.

It was dark all around.
There was frost in the ground
When the tigers broke free.
And no one survived
From the Royal Fusiliers Company C.
They were all left behind,
Most of them dead,
The rest of them dying.
And that\'s how the High Command
Took my daddy from me.

DaVinciKittie

05-27-2003, 01:55 AM

Hey X, your post reminded me of this one from Garth Brooks. I\'m not sure if it was ever released as a single, but it\'s on his Sevens album. Very haunting melody too...

Belleau Wood, Album: Sevens

Oh, the snowflakes fell in silence
Over Belleau Wood that night
For a Christmas truce had been declared
By both sides of the fight
As we lay there in our trenches
The silence broke in two
By a German soldier singing
A song that we all knew

Though I did not know the language
The song was \'Silent Night\'

Then I heard my buddy whisper,
\'All is calm and all is bright\'
Then the fear and doubt surrounded me
\'Cause I\'d die if I was wrong
But I stood up on my trench
And I began to sing along

Then across the frozen battlefield
Another\'s voice joined in
Until one by one each man became
A singer of the hymn

Then I thought that I was dreaming
For right there in my sight
Stood the German soldier
\'Neath the falling flakes of white
And he raised his hand and smiled at me
As if he seemed to say
Here\'s hoping we both live
To see us find a better way

Then the devil\'s clock struck midnight
And the skies lit up again
And the battlefield where heaven stood
Was blown to hell again

But for just one fleeting moment
The answer seemed so clear
Heaven\'s not beyond the clouds
It\'s just beyond the fear

No\' heaven\'s not beyond the clouds
It\'s for us to find it here

Sexyredhead

05-27-2003, 04:58 AM

I dunno if it was officially released, but they play it a lot at Christmas. I love that song. Wondered which cd it was off of. I have all of them, up TIL Sevens. Maybe I should\'ve gotten one more? lol

DaVinciKittie

05-28-2003, 12:03 AM

Sevens is one of my favorite Garth albums. Some great stuff on there. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

seadove

05-28-2003, 03:49 AM

Love of my life, you\'ve hurt me,
You\'ve broken my heart and now you leave me,
Love of my life, can\'t you see?
Bring it back, bring it back, don\'t take it away for me,
\'cause you don\'t know what it means to me.

Love of my life don\'t leave me
You\'ve taken my love, you now desert me,
Love of my life can\'t you see,
Bring it back, bring it back,
Don\'t take it away from me beacuse you don\'t know-
what it means to me.

You won\'t remember when this is blow over
and everything\'s all by the way.
When I getolder, I will be there at you side
to remind you how I still love you, still love you.

Back, hurry back, please bring it back home to me,
\'cause you don\'t know what it means to me.
Love of my life, love of my life.

Briela

05-28-2003, 04:48 PM

EVERYTHING THAT\'S WRONG (Linda Eder)

Everybody needs to be with somebody
Even after all the cold hard facts are known
Like your heart will probably break
What with all that give and take
Still, you just can\'t seem to leave the thing alone

So you hold your breath
And you count to ten
And you\'re scared to death
But you close your eyes
And fall in love again
\'Cause in the middle of the night
He\'ll hold you tight
And then everything that\'s wrong
Will be all right

Now you swear you\'ll keep romance in perspective
But with love, it\'s always famine or it\'s feast
And a hungry heart forgets
Tends to minimize regrets
So as sure as there\'s a sunrise in the East

There\'s a silver moon
That your heart can\'t waste
And then pretty soon there\'s a stranger\'s kiss
That you can\'t wait to taste
‘Cause when the apple is in sight
You take a bite
Hoping everything that\'s wrong will be all right

Maybe this time jealously and fear will get the best of you
Maybe this time you will give a little more
Maybe this time you will look and find somebody who
Isn’t quite as crazy as those times before

So you try again
\'Til you get it right
And you never know when to let it go
Or when to hold on tight
But when there\'s nothing else that works
Well, love just might
So when romance comes along
We all struggle to belong
So that everything that\'s wrong
Will be all right

MOBLEYC57

05-28-2003, 05:02 PM

Niiiiiiiice Miss B! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Briela

05-28-2003, 05:14 PM

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Thanks Mobley. I love the song and thought it was more than apropos in this context.

seadove

05-29-2003, 03:30 AM

Another red letter day, so the pound has dropped and the children are creating
The other half ran away taking all the cash and leaving you with the lumber.
Got a pain in the chest, doctors on strike, what you need is a rest
It\'s not easy, love, but you\'ve got friends you can trust.
Friends will be friends, when you\'re in need of love they give you care and attention.
Friends will be friends, when you\'re through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand \'cos friends will be friends, right till the end.
Now it\'s a beautiful day, the postman delivered a letter from your lover
Only a \'phone call away, you tried to track him down but somebody stole his number
As a matter of fact you\'re getting used to life without him in your way
It\'s so easy now, \'cos you got friends you can trust.
Friends will be friends, when you\'re in need of love they give you care and attention.
Friends will be friends, when you\'re through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand \'cos friends will be friends, right till the end.
It\'s so easy now, \'cos you got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends, when you\'re in need of love they give you care and attention.
Friends will be friends, when you\'re through with life and all hope is lost.
Hold out your hand, friends will be friends, right till the end.
Friends will be friends, when you\'re in need of love they give you care and attention.
Friends will be friends, when you\'re through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand \'cos right till the end.
Friends will be friends, yeah, yeah...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

**DONOTDELETE**

05-29-2003, 08:34 PM

Another Gray Morning - vintage James Taylor

When I feel as though my love is sinking down
The sun doesn\'t want to shine
and when I feel that I can\'t take another day
Life is unkind
I\'m frozen in time,
Then here comes another gray morning.
A not so good morning after all.
She says well what am I to do today
with too much time
and so much sorrow ...
She hears the baby waking up downstairs
She hears the foghorn calling out across the sound
The repitition in the morning air
is just too much to bear
and no one seems to care
if another day goes creeping by
empty and ashamed
like an old unwanted memory that no one will claim
The clouds put their heads on the ground
She\'s gonna have to come down.

She said move me, move me.
I\'m locked up inside.
Well I didn\'t understand her
but god knows I tried.

She said make me angry
or just make me cry

But no more gray morning
I think I\'d rather die.

(when I feel as though my love is sinking down ...)

**DONOTDELETE**

05-29-2003, 08:42 PM

Tenderness - Paul Simon

What can I do?
What can I do?
Much of what you say is true
And I know you see through me
But there\'s no tenderness beneath your honesty.

Right and wrong
Oh, right and wrong
they never helped us get along
you don\'t have to lie to me
Just give me some tenderness beneath your honesty

You and me were such good friends
What\'s your hurry?
You and me can make amends
I\'m not worried
I\'m not worried

Ohhh, honesty
Honesty is such a waste of energy
No you don\'t have to lie to me
Just give me some tenderness
Beneath your honesty

I say you don\'t have to lie to me ...
Just give me some tenderness.

MOBLEYC57

05-29-2003, 09:00 PM

Fortunate - Maxwell

[Verse1:]

Never seen a sun shine like this
Never seen the moon glow like this
Never seen the waterfalls like this
Never seen the lights off like this
Never dug anyone like this
Never had tasty lips to kiss
Never had someone to miss
Never wrote a song quite like this

[Chorus:]

Fortunate to have you girl,
I\'m so glad you\'re in my world,
Just as sure as the sky is blue,
I bless the day that I found you.

[Verse 2:]

Never had room service all night
Never took a trip first class flight
Never had a love affair so tight
I\'ve never felt a feeling so right
Never seen a winter so white
Never had words to recite
Never had a flame to ignite
And I never sang a song with all my might.

[chorus 2x]

Silence child hope you hear
I\'m callin out to your body
Baby you know just what to do
Close the door no interlude

[chorus 2x]

This song really caresses my neck while I\'m feasting. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

seadove

06-02-2003, 04:48 AM

Thanks Paul. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be. Yeah
There will be an answer, let it be.

And when the night is cloudy,
There is still a light that shines on me,
Shine on until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

seadove

06-02-2003, 05:54 AM

Thanks John. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Imagine there\'s no heaven,
It\'s easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there\'s no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you\'ll join us,
And the world will live as one.

**DONOTDELETE**

06-05-2003, 01:13 PM

Thank you, Loudon Wainwright III for this little ditty that always cheers me right up when I\'m down, it\'s called

Dead Skunk

Crossin\' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn\'t see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin\' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain\'t no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don\'t have to look and you don\'t have to see
\'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin\' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they\'re gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin\' to high Heaven!

C\'mon stink!

You got it!
It\'s dead, it\'s in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin\' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It\'s dead, it\'s in the middle
And it\'s stinkin\' to high, high Heaven!

Elana

06-06-2003, 03:16 AM

This is a beautiful little number. I believe it was created by our own FTR. It always brings tears to my eyes, it has so much meaning behind it.

I\'d like to get the big soup pot out from the cupboard, put it over your head, and then pound it with the serving spoon....BONG BONG BONG

Chorus

Soup Boy, Soup Boy
Bong Bong Bong

Soup Boy, Soup Boy
Bong Bong Bong

Soup Boy, Soup Boy
Bong Bong Bong

Sexyredhead

06-06-2003, 05:48 AM

I see what you mean. *tearing up*

It\'s just beautiful! *sob!*

Elana

06-06-2003, 08:19 AM

Yes, it really makes you think. It just allows you to stand back and look at the bigger picture. That Soup boy.....what does it all mean as he bong bong bongs on the soup pot of life? You answer me that.....what does it all mean?

:::as I continue to ponder::::

Sexyredhead

06-06-2003, 08:24 AM

See, that\'s why the lyrics are so timeless. You can see them from so many levels and points of view.

What *I* saw was the soup boy wearing the pot on his head, and FTR banging on it--bong, bong, bong.

Such symbolism! Truly written by a genius. Will we ever be able to find all its meanings?

*sitting in awe, pondering*

Elana

06-06-2003, 08:29 AM

If Soup boy bongs his pot in the forest and there is nobody around, does it make a sound?

Sexyredhead

06-06-2003, 08:31 AM

Elana

06-06-2003, 08:32 AM

Just think about it.................

Sexyredhead

06-06-2003, 08:34 AM

Another question: Why the soup pot?

Why not a cauldron, or a dutch oven? Maybe even a roasting pan?

A careful choice was made. Why? What does it mean?

**DONOTDELETE**

06-06-2003, 08:40 AM

Ah, well, I can tell you why the soup pot. It is a great huge stock pot, actually, and the sides of it are not too very thick, so that when you bang on it, it produces QUITE a bong, a rich, full, resonant bong that echoes, even.

My question is, how long would we laugh once the bonging stopped and the soup pot was removed from sweetie\'s head and we watched him stagger around in the forest, dizzy from the bonging.

Soup Boy, Soup Boy,
Be my little Soup Boy...

Sexyredhead

06-06-2003, 08:42 AM

I think this calls for experimentation.

Any volunteers? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

06-06-2003, 08:43 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I think this calls for experimentation.

Any volunteers? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Yes, I agree......Let\'s start with Exit.

Xehupatl

06-06-2003, 11:10 AM

This Soup Boy thing is getting waaay out of hand!

Stop Hijacking every thread with your Soup Boy antics or I\'ll come over there and BONG BONG BONG each and every one of you until you shut up!

Sexyredhead

06-06-2003, 11:12 AM

Calm down. You\'re repeating yourself. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Andy

06-06-2003, 11:55 AM

Hmmm ... the words \"bong\" and \"pot\" in one sentence .. hmmm ... twisted meaning, huh?

upsidedown

06-06-2003, 11:59 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
If Soup boy bongs his pot in the forest and there is nobody around, does it make a sound?

<hr /></blockquote>

If a man says something in the forest, and his wife isn\'t there to hear it, is he still wrong? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

**DONOTDELETE**

06-06-2003, 11:59 AM

Yes.

pelotudo

06-06-2003, 06:20 PM

We need to put a stop to these Soup Boy shenanigans. I\'m getting jealous...

Sexyredhead

06-06-2003, 06:21 PM

You could always volunteer. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

pelotudo

06-06-2003, 06:30 PM

That might be considered, what kind of retirement plan and benefits would I receive? Any 401K or \"health\" benefits? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

**DONOTDELETE**

06-06-2003, 07:38 PM

Certainly. They say laughter is the best medicine. You would have the feeling of well-being you\'d get from keeping us amused. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

EXIT63

06-07-2003, 08:35 AM

Thank you Roger

Dogs

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need
You gotta sleep on your toes
and when you\'re on the street
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat
with your eyes closed
And then moving in silently, down wind and out
of sight
You gotta strike when the moment is right
without thinking

And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You\'ll get the chance to put the knife in

You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder
You know it\'s going to get harder and harder and
harder as you get older
And in the end you\'ll pack up and fly down south
Hide your head in the sand
Just another old man
All alone and dying of cancer

And when you lose control
you\'ll reap the harvest you have sown
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows
and turns to stone
And it\'s too late to lose the weight you used to
need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down, alone
Dragged down by the stone

I gotta admit that I\'m a little bit confused
Sometimes it seems to me as if I\'m just being used
Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off
this creeping malaise
If I don\'t stand my own ground
how can I find my own way out of this maze?

Deaf dumb and blind, you just keep on pretending
That everyone\'s expendable and no one has a real
friend
And it seems to you the thing to do
Would be to isolate the winner
And everything\'s done under the sun
And you believe at heart, everyone\'s a killer

Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead by the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone

Who was dragged down by the stone

R Waters, 1977

**DONOTDELETE**

06-07-2003, 08:48 AM

WOW.

Exit, who is Roger Waters and what CD is that song on?

Charisma

06-07-2003, 09:18 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
WOW.

Exit, who is Roger Waters and what CD is that song on?

<hr /></blockquote>
Who is Roger Waters???? Tsk tsk tsk.

Roger Waters was the primary creative force in Pink Floyd from 1965 to 1983. Dogs is from the album Animals.

Charisma

06-07-2003, 09:21 AM

Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself (1982)

From the walls of Tokyo
to a London town a go, go
With the record selection
With the mirror reflection
I\'m dancing with myself

When there\'s no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I\'m dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there\'s nothing to lose
And there\'s nothing to prove
I\'ll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there\'s every type of girl
But your empty eyes
they just to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let\'s sink another drink
\'Cause it\'ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I\'d ask the world to dance
And I\'ll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there\'s nothing to lose
And there\'s nothing to prove
I\'ll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there\'s every type of girl
But your empty eyes
they just to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let\'s sink another drink
\'Cause it\'ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I\'d ask the world to dance
And I\'ll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I\'d ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I\'d ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I\'d ask the world to dance

[Scat]

Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there\'s every type of girl
But your empty eyes
they just to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let\'s sink another drink
\'Cause it\'ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I\'d ask the world to dance
And I\'ll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I\'d ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I\'d ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I\'d ask the world to dance

**DONOTDELETE**

06-07-2003, 09:41 AM

I only have Dark Side of the Moon and Wish You Were Here.

Time to go CD shopping ...

EXIT63

06-07-2003, 11:11 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I only have Dark Side of the Moon and Wish You Were Here.

Time to go CD shopping ...

<hr /></blockquote>

Animals is a little darker than Dark side or Wish. But it\'s a classic nonetheless!

Ps. You probably won\'t like it until the 10th listen. But after that your hooked.

Charisma

06-08-2003, 04:25 AM

Elana

06-08-2003, 04:32 AM

I love Animals too! Pigs rocks! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Sagacious1420

06-08-2003, 10:24 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I only have Dark Side of the Moon and Wish You Were Here.

Time to go CD shopping ...

<hr /></blockquote>

Animals is a little darker than Dark side or Wish. But it\'s a classic nonetheless!

Ps. You probably won\'t like it until the 10th listen. But after that your hooked.

<hr /></blockquote>

Hey Exit-
Great post! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif OK, I just dusted off the old vinyl...wow, it\'s been too long. Having a listen right now. Animals is definitely a classic and probably my persoanl favorite Floyd album. I have to say I was hooked from the first listen! It was Piper at the Gates of Dawn and Saucer Full of Secrets that I had to warm up to...but, hey, that\'s just me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

seadove

06-09-2003, 02:57 AM

Post deleted by seadove

EXIT63

06-09-2003, 04:12 AM

The biggest one I had a problem with was Atom Heart Mother.

seadove

06-09-2003, 04:27 AM

Wow!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Such a popular name. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Soup Boy (Ha ha ha, I like that)

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Watcher

06-09-2003, 08:59 PM

Soup boy as a name wow, pretty interesting actually.

upsidedown

06-10-2003, 07:13 PM

Is THIS a picture of the one and only Soup Boy?

http://www.maymay.co.uk/fun/shirts/soup_boy.html (\"http://www.maymay.co.uk/fun/shirts/soup_boy.html\")

Elana

06-10-2003, 07:18 PM

Bless him.....that is our little Soup Boy when he was young. He was always such a complex child.

seadove

06-10-2003, 08:39 PM

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Elana

06-11-2003, 04:20 AM

Let\'s get one thing straight, Ivan!
Not everything has to do with you. For some strange reason you seem to think that Soup Boy is a nickname for you. It has nothing to do with you. It has to do with some funny posts from FTR a few months ago. Do a search and you will see them. In the meantime, get over yourself.

seadove

06-11-2003, 04:33 AM

Awwwwww, just when I was enjoying all this.You burst my balloon.

Then why whouldn\'t you want to be his queen?

upsidedown

06-11-2003, 06:11 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Bless him.....that is our little Soup Boy when he was young. He was always such a complex child.

<hr /></blockquote>

Ah yes. That picture is no doubt from his pre-bong bong bong days.

Elana

06-11-2003, 06:32 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Then why whouldn\'t you want to be his queen?

<hr /></blockquote>

Because you gave yourself a Soup Boy sig, and none of the women want to be associated with you. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Charisma

06-11-2003, 10:02 AM

BONG BONG BONG

Auch! Now that must really hurt... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Elana

06-11-2003, 10:03 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
BONG BONG BONG

Auch! Now that must really hurt... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Bong Bong Bong

Sagacious1420

06-11-2003, 11:12 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
BONG BONG BONG

Auch! Now that must really hurt... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Wait a minute I was gonna say that...I thought that was my line. [checking the script] Now, what\'s my motivation again?
[director shouts] Cut! Take five everybody.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
BONG BONG BONG

Elana

06-11-2003, 07:03 PM

http://www.queenellen.com/meyn/ (\"http://www.queenellen.com/meyn/\")

The real story of Soup Boy.
USD gets the credit for finding this lost soup boy tale. Take out your tissues, because it is heartbreaking. That poor, sweet soup boy. Please view and then we will discuss what it really means. Click on the chapters at the bottom of the page.

pelotudo

06-11-2003, 07:23 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
http://www.queenellen.com/meyn/ (\"http://www.queenellen.com/meyn/\")

The real story of Soup Boy.
USD gets the credit for finding this lost soup boy tale. Take out your tissues, because it is heartbreaking. That poor, sweet soup boy. Please view and then we will discuss what it really means. Click on the chapters at the bottom of the page.

<hr /></blockquote>

You\'re.....sick.

.
.
.

But in a good way, we should hook up sometime :P

-Jon

Elana

06-11-2003, 07:26 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
But in a good way, we should hook up sometime :P

<hr /></blockquote>

Sounds good to me, but I am not as patient as your current girl. I\'ll want it immediately.

pelotudo

06-11-2003, 07:37 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
But in a good way, we should hook up sometime :P

<hr /></blockquote>

Sounds good to me, but I am not as patient as your current girl. I\'ll want it immediately.

<hr /></blockquote>

We\'ll have to see about that, you don\'t always get what you want. I\'m sure we could work something out though, I don\'t like to keep a woman waiting.

seadove

06-11-2003, 08:57 PM

That\'s very sick.

seadove

06-11-2003, 11:54 PM

Thanks, I prefer the Frank Sinatra version.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK.

Start spreadin\' the news, I\'m leavin\' today
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York
These vagabond shoes are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York
I want to wake up in a city that doesn\'t sleep
And find I\'m king of the hill, top of the heap
These little town blues are melting away
I\'ll make a brand new start of it in old New York
If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere
It\'s up to you New York, New York
New York, New York I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps
And find I\'m A- number one, top of the list, king of the hill, A- number one
These little town blues, are melting away
I\'m gonna make a brand new start of it in old New York
And if I can make it there, I\'m gonna make it anywhere
It\'s up to you New York, New York.. New York!

Elana

06-12-2003, 02:31 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
We\'ll have to see about that, you don\'t always get what you want.

<hr /></blockquote>

Actually Jon........I pretty much do. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

seadove

06-12-2003, 02:35 AM

Sweet song really. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

pelotudo

06-12-2003, 03:52 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
We\'ll have to see about that, you don\'t always get what you want.

<hr /></blockquote>

Actually Jon........I pretty much do. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Whelp then, it looks like my hands are tied...I\'m just going to have to give it to you no questions asked.

Darn, this really sucks </sarcasm> :P

Elana

06-12-2003, 04:37 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Start spreadin\' the news, I\'m leavin\' today

<hr /></blockquote>

I thought you were trying to tell us something. Well?

seadove

06-12-2003, 04:51 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I thought you were trying to tell us something. Well?

<hr /></blockquote>

Yes I am actually.I\'m taking off somewhere for a while, me and my inflatable doll. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

So I\'ll give you some rest.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Elana

06-12-2003, 04:53 AM

Several of us on the forum have been taking up a collection to try to get you one of these. We haven\'t reached our goal yet, but in time, you will have one of these beauties on your arm.

http://www.realdoll.com/ (\"http://www.realdoll.com/\")

Sexyredhead

06-12-2003, 05:00 AM

I only wanted us to get you a blow-up love sheep, but they figured you already had one of those. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

seadove

06-12-2003, 05:01 AM

Elana my dear I told you, these dolls cost a lot of money.

I can have the real thing for nothing.This is called \"A LIFE\"

But G-d bless you anyway, since I\'m in the appreciation section thanks for everything.Most of the time you were a good woman.

I came back to posting just to show you I was not banned, that\'s all.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Elana

06-12-2003, 05:03 AM

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I came back to posting just to show you I was not banned, that\'s all.

<hr /></blockquote> I never thought for a second you were banned, but if you contact any of the people on the list that don\'t want you to contact them anymore, you are out of here.

seadove

06-12-2003, 05:09 AM

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that don\'t want you to contact them anymore, you are out of here.

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You know you make me laugh. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I can\'t say a lot here but you didn\'t fool anyone.Whoever asked me not to PM him got from me a positive answer.It was clear as sunshine.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Elana

06-12-2003, 05:10 AM

You talk like a crazy person.
I wonder why that is? huh

seadove

06-12-2003, 05:14 AM

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You talk like a crazy person.
I wonder why that is? huh

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You got me crazy because of one silly sentence that you told me when you jumped at me from there, for that I will never forgive you.

EXIT63

06-12-2003, 05:18 AM

Hey Elana, I think we have enough money raised for a prairie dog. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Elana

06-12-2003, 05:20 AM

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Hey Elana, I think we have enough money raised for a prairie dog. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Maybe he can share it with another member, but SRH votes for the sheep. let\'s see what the others want. After all, a lot of people gave money.

EXIT63

06-12-2003, 05:24 AM

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Hey Elana, I think we have enough money raised for a prairie dog. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Maybe he can share it with another member, but SRH votes for the sheep. let\'s see what the others want. After all, a lot of people gave money.

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Okay, you\'re the treasurer.

seadove

06-12-2003, 05:28 AM

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Maybe he can share it with another member, but SRH votes for the sheep. let\'s see what the others want. After all, a lot of people gave money.

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Oh stop yelling for help, can\'t it be between you and me?

You\'re so busy pointing out my faults, I\'m the pig, I\'m the devil.Maybe you\'re right.

But when YOU lose your marbles and talk nonsense, nothing happens, You\'re the queen.

Be the queen but you\'re not my queen.YOU insisted on it.

Elana

06-12-2003, 05:34 AM

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Oh stop yelling for help, can\'t it be between you and me?

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Between you and me? Let\'s see Ivan..... You PMed people on this forum talking crap about me. You sent me insane PM\'s!You called me some outragous names. You added a sig. that was supposed to be an insult to me, you accuse me of writing posts under other forum members usernames on this forum. You want me to keep issues off of the forum??? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

You wanna go up against me, because I will slam you.

seadove

06-12-2003, 05:41 AM

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Between you and me? Let\'s see Ivan..... You PMed people on this forum talking crap about me. You called me some outragous names

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No body\'s perfect including you.But you see that was from that unsuccessful sentence of yours, when you jumped at me.It was like entering a room and \"slam\" I get mugged.When that happened my pulse rate got to be 200 a minute.

And for those outragious names there was one that I took back.Remember?

**DONOTDELETE**

06-12-2003, 07:10 AM

Drop it and leave her alone.

Sagacious1420

06-12-2003, 11:37 AM

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Can\'t we all just get along? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 Give Peace A Chance
Two, one two three four
Ev\'rybody\'s talking about
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism
Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m.
All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
C\'mon
Ev\'rybody\'stalking about minister\'s
Sinisters, Banisters,
Ane canisters, Bishps, Fishops,
Rabbis, and Pop eyes, Bye bye, bye byes.
All we are saying is give peace a chance,
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
Let me tell you now
Revolution, evolution, masturbation,
flagellation, regulation, integrations,
meditations, United Nations,
Congratulations.
Ev\'rybody\'s talking about
John and Yoko, Timmy Leary, Rosemary,
Tommy Smothers, Bobby Dylan,
Soup Boy,
Derek Taylor, Norman Mailer,
Alan Ginsberg, Hare Krishna,
Hare
Krishna.

Thanks John,
And we all shine on....

Elana

06-12-2003, 12:16 PM

Sagacious1420 is the white Mobley /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Mtnjim

06-12-2003, 01:12 PM

I hear they are doing a (updated) Hair revival! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

**DONOTDELETE**

06-12-2003, 01:15 PM

Really? That\'s the first thing I ever saw on Broadway. I\'d love to see a revival. I still know the whole score by heart.

Mtnjim

06-12-2003, 01:35 PM

I heard about a couple of months ago, there was speculation as to who would be in it. Haven\'t heard anything more since.

Sexyredhead

06-12-2003, 03:00 PM

One of my all-time favorites /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif :

HIT THE ROAD JACK

Ray Charles

Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more
(What you say?)
Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more

Woah, Woman, oh woman, don\'t treat me so mean
You\'re the meanest old woman that I\'ve ever seen
I guess if you said so
I\'d have to pack my things and go
(That\'s right)

Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more
(What you say?)
Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more

Now baby, listen, baby, don\'t ya treat me this-a way
Cause I\'ll be back on my feet some day
Don\'t care if you do \'cause it\'s understood
You ain\'t got no money you just ain\'t no good
Well, I guess if you say so
I\'d have to pack my things and go
(That\'s right)

Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack
And don\'t you come back no more

Hit the road, Jack and don\'t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)
Hit the road, Jack and don\'t you come back no more
(What you say?)
Hit the road, Jack and don\'t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack and don\'t you come back no more
(Don\'t you come back no more)
(Don\'t you come back no more)
(Don\'t you come back no more)
(Don\'t you come back no more)
Well
(Don\'t you come back no more)
Uh, what you say?
(Don\'t you come back no more)
I didn\'t understand you!
(Don\'t you come back no more)
You can\'t mean that!
(Don\'t you come back no more)
Oh, now baby, please!
(Don\'t you come back no more)
What you tryin\' to do to me?
(Don\'t you come back no more)
Oh, don\'t treat me like that!
(Don\'t you come back no more)

Sagacious1420

06-12-2003, 03:42 PM

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Sagacious1420 is the white Mobley /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I\'ll take that as a compliment! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Ya know, when I give a lickin\', it get\'s me tickin\'! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Mmmmmmmmmmm, nectar! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Hey Elana- Did you read all the way thru the lyrics...I changed a lyric to make it more current, so to speak? Did ya notice? Huh? Huh? Huh? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Elana

06-12-2003, 04:07 PM

You included Soup Boy! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

**DONOTDELETE**

06-12-2003, 09:06 PM

SRH, a similar sentiment, from Shawn Colvin.

Go jump in a lake
Go ride up a hill
Get out of this house.
It\'s a house of your making
It\'s a house of ill will.
Get out of this house.

Go listen to Buddha,
Go listen to Joe.
Get out of this house.
If anyone asks you,
tell \'em you don\'t know.
Get out of this house.

I spent eleven long years
in a hot house zone
I spent 29 more
trying to get home.
Well I never got home
but I did what I did
And I got myself this house
and you can\'t come in, no.
Yeah! Get out of this house.

I\'m the queen of my castle,
I\'m the king of my room.
Get out. Get out of this house.
I\'ve got more than I need,
more than I ever could use.
Get out. Get out of this house.

I spent 17 years
trying to save my soul
I spent 23 more
down in the hole
Well my soul is all right
I might get found out
But I got myself this house now
and I can get out

Get out of this house.
Get out of this house.

If I see you again
it will be in my head
at the end of a cloud.

If you see me again
it will be in your head
telling you to get out.

You act like a baby,
you talk like a fool.
Get out of this house.
Go back to your momma,
Go back to high school,
Get out of this house.

Go jump in the lake,
Go jump out the door,
Get out, get out of this house.

I\'ve had all I can stand
and I can\'t stand no more
Get out, get out of this house.

Get out of this house.

upsidedown

06-12-2003, 09:42 PM

The last two lyrics from SRH and FTR reminded me of an old Country and Western song.

FLUSHED FROM THE BATHROOM OF YOUR HEART

Lyrics by Jack Clement

From the back door of your life you swept me out dear
In the breadline of your dreams I lost my place
At the table of your love I got to brush off
At the Indianapolis of your heart I lost the race

I\'ve been washed down the sink of your conscience up
In the theatre of your love I lost my part
And now you say you\'ve got me out of your consience
I\'ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart

In the garbage disposal of your dreams I\'ve been ground up dear
On the river of your plans I\'m up the creek
Up the elevator of your future I\'ve been shafted
On the calendar of your events I\'m last week

I\'ve been washed down the sink of your conscience up
In the theatre of your love I lost my part
And now you say you\'ve got me out of your consience
I\'ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart

- - - - - -

Speaking of Country...how many Country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the bulb, and two to sing about the old one.

**DONOTDELETE**

06-12-2003, 09:48 PM

Ok, that was hilarious from start to finish. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

TBiRD

06-13-2003, 03:11 AM

Thank you Vladimir Vysotsky !
My favourite songs by this GODLIKE author/singer :
(I LOVE HIS WORK , HIS SONGS , HIS LYRICS ) :

(translated from russian)

-The story of the Truth and the Lie-

Delicate Truth, all dressed up, had a beautiful bearing,
Smartening herself up for cripples and wrenches and freaks.
Lie tricked the Truth into visiting her at her dwelling
Telling her that she could stay for the night, or for weeks.

Gullible Truth fell asleep with no bad premonition,
Slack\'ning, she broke into frivolous smiles in her dream.
Rough Lie pulled up to herself all the blanket and cushion,
Driving her sting through the Truth she was pleased, it would seem.

Then she got up, and she pulled her a bulldog\'s face rudely,
She \'s only a woman, so why should she bother at all?
There is no diff\'rence between Truth and Lie, absolutely,
(certainly, if you can strip them to swallow them whole)...

Then she untwisted the beautiful band from her hair,
Then grabbed some shoes and some clothes taking measures by sight,
took all the money, the watch and the documents, too, lying there,
swore like a fishwife, spit out and then took to flight.

Only at daybreak the Truth had discovered the loss and,
taking a look in the mirror, she stood in surprise:
someone had daubed her with soot, she looked dirty and glossy,
but on the whole, she believed, she was looking all right.

When she was beaten and stoned Truth would laugh in their faces.
\"She has my clothes on. She lies. I reject all the blames ...\"
Two freaks wer\' taking the minute. They weren\'t very gracious,
scolding her angrily, shouting and calling her names,

calling her \"wicked\" and saying \"she\'s worse than just wicked\",
setting a dog at her, smearing all over with mud...
shouting: \"She\'s got to be exiled, kicked out, evicted,
twenty four hours will be sufficient for that!\"

They wound up with a long angry scolding conclusion
(having imputed additional crimes to the Truth):
\"She took the name of the “Truth”, for the sake of confusion,
while she had swapped all her things for indulgence and booze\".

Genuine Truth wept and sobbed, swore by God and by honour,
wondering, going through poverty, illness, what not.
Dirty Lie\'d stolen a thoroughbred horse from the owner,
and she set off at a gallop before she got caught.

There is a crank that still fights for the truth with persistence,
though there is little of truth in what truth-seeker says.
\"Truth will undoubtedly triumph one day if, for instance,
she plays the treacherous tricks as the lie always plays…\"

Sitting at table with friends, drinking wine or whatever,
you never know if you\'ll manage to really get by.
You\'ll be relieved of your clothing, as sure as ever.
Look at your trousers worn by insidious Lie.
Look at your watch on the wrist of insidious Lie.
Look at your horse ridden by the insidious Lie.

-I was fond of nasty tricks and women-

I was fond of nasty tricks and women,
And at changing them I didn\'t draw the line.
There were stories about my demeanor
And the numerous love-affairs of mine.

Way down south near the sea - I mean it -
I was walking once along the road,
And I encountered one of those women
That in my life I came upon a lot.

She was kind, a very generous creature,
And as open-hearted as could be,
She was nicely shaped, and had fine features,
While I didn\'t have a coin about me.

What she wanted were little presents,
Such as brandy, golden rings, perfume.
In return she\'d grant the little pleasure
Of her dubious service, I presume.

\"If it comes to that, I\'ll give you, honey,
The most precious thing I have,\" she said.
\"I agree,- I said,- to pay ye a hundred,
Otherwise, I\'ll pool it with my friend.\"

Women are like very angry horses,
Bit between their teeth, they\'ll wheeze and chafe...
I might\'ve got her wrong, she was ferocious,
Made her farewell and left.

Later on the passions had calmed down.
She turned up, her anger shaken off.
My impression was that now she found
The price I\'d offered suitable enough.

-He hasn\'t returned from the fighting-

Why has everything changed? Life goes on as it should...
There\'s the sky over us, blue as ever,
As before there\'s the air, the water, the wood...
But he\'s lost in the fighting for ever.

I do not understand who was right, who was wrong
In disputes that we had, rather biting.
It was not until now that I started to long
For the one who did not come from fighting.

He\'d be awkwardly silent, he\'d sing out of tune,
And his absence of mind was exciting,
He would not let me sleep, sitting up by the moon...
but last night he did not come from fighting.

I\'m destitute now, and I\'ve just touched the ground,
It occurred to me : I\'d been beside him...
And I felt as if I had my fire blown out
when he didn\'t return from the fighting.

Like a prisoner from jail, spring has broken away.
By mistake I addressed him now, shouting :
\"Got a lighter, old man?\" - but what could he say?-
If last night he did not come from fighting.

In the dugout we had room enough to get by,
And for both of us time would be sliding...
But now he is gone, and I think it was I
Who did not come alive from the fighting.

-Song about an athlet-

I dash, I push, - and I\'m ashamed to get up
My mouth full of sand, my eyes - of tears
On God forsaken height of seven-foot-one
The plank has stopped me just like I had feared.

I\'ll confess to you like in a church
That\'s what athlete\'s life is all about
For a moment you are at the top
And the next moment you\'re going down.

But I will reap and taste the forbidden fruit
And I will yank the tail of the beast named Fame
While everybody pushes with their left foot
I like to push with right, even though it\'s bad.

I dash, I push, - the crowd sees me falling
They boo and drag me down to the dumps
My Coach told me: \"Man, it looks appalling.
You maybe think that this is a long jump?\"

\"You will pull groin if you don\'t stop
Pushing right is a laughable quirk
You will never be there on the top,
You\'ll fall down despite of hard work.\"

But panting I explained to him: at the root
Of temporary troubles and my current plight
The fact that they all push with their left foot,
But I, myself, can only push with my right.

I dash, I push, - I\'ll never catch the Frenchman
He\'s laughing in my face as he flies by
I hit the plank again at seven-foot-one
And Coach told me looking in my eye:

That he will kill me with his bare hands
And that it will be for my own good
If - \"I mean it!\" - right there and then
I don\'t switch my wrong right pushing foot.

I\'ll rather eat some venom or poisoned food
Or do some other damage to myself
I won\'t quit pushing wrong, with my old right foot
I won\'t start pushing right, that is, with my left.

The bleachers laughed as soon as they saw me run
But mockery could never kill my zeal
I dash, I push, I fly, and seven-foot-one
Becomes my past accomplishment for real.

And it\'s okay that my groin will hurt
And it\'s okay that I jumped myself limp
Now I know I\'ve been to the top
And nobody pushed me off of it.

Thus, I got to taste the forbidden fruit
And I caught the tail of the Fame-animal
That\'s okay that they all push with their left foot
I will always push only with my right.

-Song of reincarnation-

There\'s some believe in God, and some in Allah for salvation,
And some believe in nothing, and treat everyone with spite.
But Hindus have a nice idea that\'s called reincarnation:
That when we die, we\'re born as we deserve - I hope they\'re right.

If upward strives your soul divine,
Reborn, to heights you\'ll fly.
But if you\'ve lived life like a swine,
You\'ll wake up in a sty.

Let people look at you askance, reproaches cannot hurt you.
Don\'t worry, when you\'re born again, you\'ll know how to reply.
And if you see your foe\'s demise in this life, for your virtue,
The next time round you\'ll find you have a piercing eagle eye.

Live happily, and don\'t get cross,
No need to sit there moping.
Next life, perhaps you\'ll be the boss.
Well, there\'s no harm in hoping.

Live out your life in sweeping roads, next time you could be foreman,
And after that you might end up as minister, no joke!
But if you\'re thicker than a plank, you\'ll be a tree for sure, man,
And for the next two hundred years, you\'ll stand there as an oak.

So who was pretty Polly then,
And who that writhing adder?
Much better be a decent man,
And climb on up the ladder.

So who is who, and who was what, will always be a riddle.
He who was no\'one shall be all, just think what that implies!
Maybe that scruffy cat was once a rascal on the fiddle,
And that nice chap\'s a faithful dog, who now has won his prize.

I jump for joy! Oh, what relief!
I\'ll not yield to temptation!
It\'s such a comforting belief,
Is this reincarnation!

I hope you like the lyrics as much as I do /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif There is so much more by Vysotsky - I have 300 Songs by him , loving each one of them !

Elana

06-13-2003, 06:15 AM

Puddle Of Mudd
She Hates Me

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

in a trapp trip I can\'t grip
never thought I\'d be the one who\'d slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fu@king (\"fu@king\") hates me
trust
she fu@king (\"fu@king\") hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that [bad word] got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

She fu@king (\"fu@king\") hates me
trust
she fu@king (\"fu@king\") hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

**DONOTDELETE**

06-13-2003, 06:24 AM

TBird, those are great songs. What does the music sound like?

DrSmellThis

06-13-2003, 07:22 AM

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Puddle Of Mudd
She Hates Me

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

in a trapp trip I can\'t grip
never thought I\'d be the one who\'d slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She <a href=\"mailto:fu@king\">fu@king</a> hates me
trust
she <a href=\"mailto:fu@king\">fu@king\">fu@king</a> hates me
trust
she <a href=\"mailto:fu@king</a> hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that [bad word] got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

She <a href=\"mailto:fu@king\">fu@king</a> hates me
trust
she <a href=\"mailto:fu@king\">fu@king\">fu@king</a> hates me
trust
she <a href=\"mailto:fu@king</a> hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

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I\'ve always loves the placement of the sing-songy \"la la la la\'s\". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Elana

06-13-2003, 08:16 AM

Yes....it is rather sweet. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

upsidedown

06-13-2003, 08:33 AM

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Yes....it is rather sweet. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Hmm, do I detect a way to make other songs better?

Soup Boy, Soup Boy
Bong Bong Bong
la la la la bong

Soup Boy, Soup Boy
Bong Bong Bong
la la la la bong

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Elana

06-13-2003, 08:41 AM

I LOVE IT!!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALA

TBiRD

06-13-2003, 08:46 AM

@FTR - They sound VERRRRRRRY good , atleast to me ! Its just a man with a very deep voice and his guitar - BUT LET ME TELL YOU , It goes straight to your heart , u don\'t jsut HEAR what he sings/screams you FELL it.

Vysotsky is one of the greatest (if not THE greatest) russian bard of all times. Even NOW , many years after he died , people (from russia and ALL over the world) still listen to his music and treasure his art !
Come to Russia and ask ANYBODY aged 16-99 , if he knows Vysotsky ! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Incase the person says no , he/she is either drunk or NOT russian /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

B2C

06-13-2003, 08:52 AM

Thanks Mr. Springsteen:

Thunder Road

The screen door slams
Mary\'s dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch
As the radio plays
Roy Orbison singing for the lonely
Hey that\'s me and I want you only
Don\'t turn me home again
I just can\'t face myself alone again
Don\'t run back inside
darling you know just what I\'m here for
So you\'re scared and you\'re thinking
That maybe we ain\'t that young anymore
Show a little faith, there\'s magic in the night
You ain\'t a beauty, but hey you\'re alright
Oh and that\'s alright with me

You can hide `neath your covers
And study your pain
Make crosses from your lovers
Throw roses in the rain
Waste your summer praying in vain
For a savior to rise from these streets
Well now I\'m no hero
That\'s understood
All the redemption I can offer, girl
Is beneath this dirty hood
With a chance to make it good somehow
Hey what else can we do now
Except roll down the window
And let the wind blow back your hair
Well the night\'s busting open
These two lanes will take us anywhere
We got one last chance to make it real
To trade in these wings on some wheels
Climb in back
Heaven\'s waiting on down the tracks
Oh oh come take my hand
Riding out tonight to case the promised land
Oh oh Thunder Road, oh Thunder Road
oh Thunder Road
Lying out there like a killer in the sun
Hey I know it\'s late we can make it if we run
Oh Thunder Road, sit tight take hold
Thunder Road

Well I got this guitar
And I learned how to make it talk
And my car\'s out back
If you\'re ready to take that long walk
>From your front porch to my front seat
The door\'s open but the ride it ain\'t free
And I know you\'re lonely
For words that I ain\'t spoken
But tonight we\'ll be free
All the promises\'ll be broken
There were ghosts in the eyes
Of all the boys you sent away
They haunt this dusty beach road
In the skeleton frames of burned out Chevrolets

They scream your name at night in the street
Your graduation gown lies in rags at their feet
And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines roaring on
But when you get to the porch they\'re gone
On the wind, so Mary climb in
It\'s a town full of losers
And I\'m pulling out of here to win.

**DONOTDELETE**

06-13-2003, 09:29 AM

Oh, God, Bruce Springstein *biting my knuckle*. If he\'d just have married me and let me worship him, everything would have been all right ... but I can\'t get him to answer my proposal letters ...

He\'s so passionate and so beautiful.

He moves me almost as much as USD\'s song lyrics.

B2C

06-13-2003, 09:37 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Oh, God, Bruce Springstein *biting my knuckle*. If he\'d just have married me and let me worship him, everything would have been all right ... but I can\'t get him to answer my proposal letters ...

He\'s so passionate and so beautiful.

He moves me almost as much as USD\'s song lyrics.

<hr /></blockquote>

Well FTR at your request, I thought another Springsteen song was on order... This is another favorite for personal reasons.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

RED HEADED WOMAN

Well brunettes are fine man
And blondes are fun
But when it comes to getting the dirty job done

I\'ll take a red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a read headed woman
To get a dirty job done

Well listen up stud
Your life\'s been wasted
Til you\'ve got down on your knees and tasted

A red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a read headed woman
To get a dirty job done

Tight skirt, strawberry hair
Tell me what you\'ve got baby, waiting under there
Big green eyes that look like, son
They can see every cheap thing that you ever done

Well I don\'t care how many girls you\'ve dated, man
But you ain\'t lived till you\'ve had your tires rotated

By a red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a read headed woman
To get a dirty job done

B2C

Elana

06-13-2003, 10:19 AM

Artist: 3 Doors Down
Song: When I\'m Gone

Lyrics:

There\'s another world inside of me
That you may never see
There\'s secrets in this life
That I can\'t hide
Somewhere in this darkness
There\'s a light that I can\'t find
Maybe it\'s too far away...
Maybe I\'m just blind...

Maybe I\'m just blind...

[chorus]
So hold me when I\'m here
Love me when I\'m wrong
Hold me when I\'m scared
And love me when I\'m gone
Everything I am
And everything you need
I\'ll also be the one
You wanted me to be
I\'ll never let you down
Even if I could
I\'d give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I\'m here
Love me when I\'m wrong
You can hold me when I\'m scared
You won\'t always be there
So love me when I\'m gone
[end chorus]

Love me when I\'m gone...

When your education x-ray
Can not see under my skin
I won\'t tell you a damn thing
That I could not tell my friends
Roaming through this darkness
I\'m alive but I\'m alone
Part of me is fighting this
But part of me is gone

[chorus]

Maybe I\'m just blind...

[chorus]

Love me when I\'m gone...

Love me when I\'m gone
When I\'m Gone
When I\'m Gone
When I\'m Gone

**DONOTDELETE**

06-13-2003, 11:00 AM

Why B2C, that\'s quite a tribute! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And you know the Boss wouldn\'t lie.

Elana

06-14-2003, 02:29 PM

EVANESCENCE LYRICS
\"Bring Me To Life\"

how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I\'ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can\'t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can\'t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I\'ve become

now that I know what I\'m without
you can\'t just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can\'t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can\'t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I\'ve become

frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

all this time I can\'t believe I couldn\'t see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I\'ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don\'t let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can\'t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can\'t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I\'ve become

(Bring me to life)
I\'ve been living a lie, there\'s nothing inside
(Bring me to life)

Elana

06-14-2003, 02:39 PM

Linkin Park -
Somewhere I Belong

When this began I had nothing to say
I get lost in the nothing that\'s inside of me (I was confused)
I let it all out to find that I\'m not the only person with these things in mind (inside of me)
Well I don\'t think they can see the words reveal
This is the only real thing I got left to feel (nothing to lose)
Just luck, hollow and alone
And the fault is my own, and the fall is just my own

I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of all the pain I felt so (release all the pain til it\'s gone)
I wanna heal, I wanna feel, like I\'m close to something real
I wanna find something I wanted all along
Somewhere I belong

And I got nothing to say
I can\'t believe I didn\'t fall right down on my face (I was confused)
Looking everywhere only to find
That it\'s not the way I imagined it all in my mind (So I implied)
Do I have the negativity?
Cause I can\'t justify my way when everyone is looking at me (nothing to lose)
Nothing but game, how I went along
And the fault is my own, and the fall is just my own

I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real
I wanna let you off the day I felt so (release all the pain til it\'s gone)
I wanna heal, I wanna feel, like I\'m close to something real
I wanna find something I wanted all along
Somewhere I belong

I will never know myself until I do this on my own
And I will never feel, anything else until my wounds are healed
I will never make anything until I break away from me
I will break away, and find myself today

I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of the pain I felt so
I wanna heal, I wanna feel, like I\'m close to something real
I wanna find something I wanted all along
Somewhere I belong, Somewhere I belong

Elana

06-14-2003, 02:42 PM

Foo Fighters
\"Times Like These \"

I am a one way motorway
I\'m the one that drives away
then follows you back home
I am a street light shining
I\'m a wild light blinding bright
burning off alone

it\'s times like these you learn to live again
it\'s times like these you give and give again
it\'s times like these you learn to love again
it\'s times like these time and time again

I am a new day rising
I\'m a brand new sky
to hang the stars upon tonight
I am a little divided
do I stay or run away
and leave it all behind?

it\'s times like these you learn to live again
it\'s times like these you give and give again
it\'s times like these you learn to love again
it\'s times like these time and time again

B2C

06-14-2003, 04:36 PM

OK Elana, I all ready know that our TV tastes are identical, now it appears that our musical tastes are similar. So in that vein, I have a submission:

Disturbed
Stupify

Yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation
from the mind of one sick animal who can\'t tell the difference
and gets stupified

I\'ve been waiting my whole life for just one
And all I needed was just one
How can you say that you don\'t give a
I find myself stupified, coming back again
All I wanted was just one
One tiny little innocent
And when I feel like I\'m [bad word] out of luck
I find my stupified, coming back again

Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping
I think I\'m breaking down

Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping away
See but I don\'t get it
Don\'t you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don\'t you think it can take control when I don\'t let it
I get stupified
It\'s all the same you say
Live with it

But I don\'t get it
Don\'t you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don\'t you think it can take control when I don\'t let it
I get stupified [x2]

All the people in the left wing
And all the people in the right wing
And all the people in the underground
I find myself stupified, coming back again
All the people in the high rise
And all the people in the projects
And all la hente in the bario
I find myself stupified, coming back again

Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping
I think I\'m breaking down

Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping away
See but I don\'t get it
Don\'t you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don\'t you think it can take control when I don\'t let it
I get stupified
It\'s all the same you say
Live with it

But I don\'t get it
Don\'t you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don\'t you think it can take control when I don\'t let it
I get stupified [x2]

And don\'t deny me
No baby now, don\'t deny me
And darlin\' don\'t be afraid...

But I don\'t get it
Don\'t you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don\'t you think it can take control when I don\'t let it
I get stupified

Look in my face, stare in my soul
I begin to stupify. Ah! [x4]
Look in my face, stare in my soul [x4]
Look in my face! [x3]
I begin to stupify! Ah!

B2C

06-14-2003, 04:38 PM

Disturbed
Prayer

Another dream that will never come true
Just to compliment your sorrow
Another life that I\'ve taken from you
A gift to add on to your pain and suffering
Another truth you can never believe
Has crippled you completely
All the cries you\'re beginning to hear
Trapped in your mind, and the sound is deafening

Let me enlighten you
This is the way I pray

[Chorus]
Living just isn\'t hard enough
Burn me alive, inside
Living my life\'s not hard enough
Take everything away

Another nightmare about to come true
Will manifest tomorrow
Another love that I\'ve taken from you
Lost in time, on the edge of suffering
Another taste of the evil I breed
Will level you completely
Bring to life everything that you fear
Live in the dark, and the world is threatening

Let me enlighten you
This is the way i pray

[chorus]

Return to me
Leave me no one
Turn to me
Return to me
Cast aside

You\'ve made me turn away

[chorus]

**DONOTDELETE**

06-14-2003, 04:58 PM

What is this demented sh!t? LOL

Stupified, I reckon!

B2C

06-14-2003, 05:08 PM

FTR - Bruce is still the Boss. No doubt about that, but some of the new stuff really touches me... Submitted for your approval:

Staind
Outside

And you
Bring me to my knees
Again
All the times
That I could beg you please
In vain
All the times
That I felt insecure
For you
And I leave
My burdens at the door

But I\'m on the outside
I\'m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
\'Cause inside your ugly
You\'re ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

All the times
That I felt like this won\'t end
It\'s for you
And I taste
What I could never have
It was from you
All the times
That I\'ve cried
My intentions
Full of pride
But I waste
More time than anyone

But I\'m on the outside
And I\'m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
\'Cause inside you\'re ugly
You\'re ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

All the times
That I\'ve cried
All this wasted
It\'s all inside
And I feel
All this pain
Stuffed it down
It\'s back again
And I lie
Here in bed
All alone
I can\'t mend
But I feel
Tomorrow will be OK

But I\'m on the outside
And I\'m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
\'Cause inside you\'re ugly
You\'re ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

**DONOTDELETE**

06-14-2003, 05:26 PM

Yes, I know that song. That song moves me, too.

Elana

06-14-2003, 05:58 PM

Clocks
Coldplay

Lights go out and I can\'t be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
You\'ve put me down upon my knees
Oh I beg, I beg and plead (singing)
Come out of things unsaid, shoot an apple of my head (and a)
Trouble that can\'t be named, tigers waiting to be tamed (singing)
You are, you are

Confusion never stops, closing walls and ticking clocks (gonna)
Come back and take you home, I could not stop, that you now know (singing)
Come out upon my seas, curse missed opportunities (am I)
A part of the cure, or am I part of the disease (singing)

You are [x6]
And nothing else compares
Oh no nothing else compares
And nothing else compares

You are [continues in background]
Home, home, where I wanted to go [x4]

**DONOTDELETE**

06-14-2003, 06:33 PM

Gotta love Coldplay.

EXIT63

06-15-2003, 03:24 AM

Cure

A Night Like This

Say goodbye on a night like this
If it\'s the last thing we ever do
You never looked as lost as this
Sometimes it doesn\'t even look like you
It goes dark
It goes darker still
Please stay
But I watch you like I\'m made of stone
As you walk away...

I\'m coming to find you if it takes me all night
A witch hunt for another girl
For always and ever is always for you
Your trust
The most gorgeously stupid thing I ever cut in the world

Say hello on a day like today
Say it everytime you move
The way that you look at me now
Makes me wish I was you
It goes deep
It goes deeper still
This touch
And the smile and the shake of your head...

I\'m coming to find you if it takes me all night
Can\'t stand here like this anymore
For always and ever is always for you
I want it to be perfect
Like before...
I want to change it all

I want to change

Elana

06-15-2003, 04:06 AM

This is the greatest \"The Cure\" song

Let\'s Go to Bed
by The Cure

Let me take your hands
I\'m shaking like milk
Turning
Turning blue
All over the windows and the floors
Fires outside in the sky
Look as perfect as cats
The two of us
Together again
But it\'s just the same
A stupid game
But I don\'t care if you don\'t
And I don\'t feel if you don\'t
And I don\'t want it if you don\'t
And I won\'t say it
If you won\'t say it first

You think you\'re tired now
But wait until three
Laughing at the Christmas lights
You remember from December
All of this then back again
Another girl
Another name
Stay alive but stay the same
It\'s just the same
A stupid game

But I don\'t care if you don\'t
And I don\'t feel if you don\'t
And I don\'t want it if you don\'t
And I won\'t play it
If you won\'t play it first

You can\'t even see now
So you ask me the way
You wonder if it\'s real
Because it couldn\'t be rain
Through the right doorway
And into the white room
It used to be the dust that would lay here
When I came here alone

Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Let\'s go to bed

EXIT63

06-15-2003, 06:04 AM

I love the Cure!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Elana

06-18-2003, 09:59 AM

Foo Fighters
All My Life

All my life I\'ve been searching for something
Something never comes never leads to nothing
Nothing satisfies but I\'m getting close
Closer to the prize at the end of the rope
All night long I dream of the day
When it comes around then it\'s taken away
Leaves me with the feeling that I feel the most
The feeling comes to life when I see your ghost

Come down don\'t you resist
You have such a delicate wrist
And if I give it a twist
Something to hold when I lose my breath
Will I find something in that
So give me just what I need
Another reason to bleed
ONE BY ONE hidden up my sleeve
ONE BY ONE hidden up my sleeve

Hey don\'t let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste
Weight keeping me down (x2)

Will I find a believer
Another one who believes
Another one to deceive
Over and over down on my knees
If I get any closer
And if you open up wide
And if you let me inside
On and on I\'ve got nothing to hide
On and on I\'ve got nothing to hide

Hey don\'t let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste
Weight keeping me down (x2)

All my life I\'ve been searching for something
Something never comes never leads to nothing
Nothing satisfies but I\'m getting close
Closer to the prize at the end of the rope
All night long I dream of the day
When it comes around then it\'s taken away
Leaves me with the feeling that I feel the most
The feeling comes to life when I see your ghost

And I\'m done, done and I\'m under the next one (x8, then x4 but yelling)

Hey don\'t let it go to waste
I love it but I hate the taste
Weight keeping me down (x2)

(yelling)
Done done and under the next one
Done I\'m done and I\'m under the next

Sexyredhead

06-18-2003, 01:20 PM

Ooooh, I love that one! My other fave from that album is \'Tired of You\'.

Here\'s one of my faves from the Newsboys. I love just about everything they have out. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Lost The Plot
When you come back again
would you bring me something from the fridge?
Heard a rumour that the end is near
but I just got comfortable here.
sigh.
Let\'s be blunt.
I\'m a little distracted.
What do you want?

Headaches and bad faith
are all that I\'ve got.
First I misplaced the ending
then I lost the plot.

Out among the free-range sheep
while the big birds sharpen their claws.
For a time we stuck with the shepherd
but you wouldn\'t play Santa Claus.

sigh.
Let\'s be blunt.
We\'re a little distracted.
What do you want?

Once we could follow,
now we cannot.
You would not fit our image,
so we lost the plot.

Once we could hear you,
now our senses are shot.
We\'ve forgotten our first love.
We have lost the plot.

When I saw you for the first time
you were hanging with a thief
And I knew my hands were dirty,
and I dropped my gaze.
Then you said I was forgiven
and you welcomed me with laughter.
I was happy ever after.
I was counting the days
when you\'d come back again.
we\'ll be waiting for you
When you comin\' back again?
we\'ll be ready for you
Maybe we\'ll wake up when...
maybe we\'ll wake up when
you come back again.

lies.
Let\'s be blunt.
We\'re a little unfaithful.
What do you want?

Are you still listening?
`Cause we\'re obviously not
We\'ve forgotten our first love
We have lost the plot.

And why are you still calling?
You forgave, we forgot.
We\'re such experts at stalling
that we\'ve lost the plot.
lost the plot

When you come back again
would you bring me something from the fridge?
Heard a rumour that the end is near
but I just got comfortable here.

pelotudo

06-18-2003, 01:28 PM

Oh man, I haven\'t listened to my Newsboys, Jars of Clay, or DC Talk CD\'s for SO long.

\"Flood\"-JOC
\"Take Me To Your Leader\", \"Big House\"...favs. The step up to the microphone CD was the best. I got to see them live w/ backstage passes to the Love, Liberty, Disco tour and it was awesome.

-Jon

Sexyredhead

06-18-2003, 02:56 PM

Newsboys--Breakfast, Take Me To Your Leader, Step Up To The Microphone, Entertaining Angels--I love \'em all.

JOC--Valley Song is my current fave

TobyMac--Have you heard \'J-Train\'? I can go for days on the elliptical machine with that on. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I got to see them live w/ backstage passes to the Love, Liberty, Disco tour and it was awesome.

<hr /></blockquote>

I\'m sooooo jealous. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sexyredhead

06-19-2003, 08:37 AM

I love most of his silly songs, but here\'s Sitting Up With The Dead

SITTING UP WITH THE DEAD

Well, out in the country
We didn\'t have mortuaries
And so it was always customary
For the undertaker to do his job
And lay your kin out right there at home

Yeah, the church would loan you foldin\' chairs
And you\'d have visitation and everything right there
But when the nighttime come
You\'d have to sit up with the dead
\'Cause it wasn\'t right to leave them alone

Well, the last time I sat up was \'65
When my old arthritic Uncle Fred died
He was 97
So stooped over
The mortician couldn\'t straighten him out

They used a logging chain to hold him down
Covered that all up with a cape and a gown
And didn\'t tell nobody in the family
\'Cause that\'s the kind of stuff folks just don\'t wanna know about

Well, we were all sittin\' there, it was three in the mornin\'
And then there come up a cloud, a thunder, lightnin\' and stormin\'
Well that lightnin\' flashed and that thunder clapped
And that chain \'round old Uncle Fred went snap
Rattled and fell to the floor with a thump
And Uncle Fred just sat right up
YEOW!

Chorus:
And I ain\'t sittin\' up with the dead no more
I don\'t know \'bout you
No, I ain\'t sittin\' up with the dead no more
No matter what you say or do
They say the dead can\'t hurt you \'cause they already left
But what they left can sure make it hurt yourself
And I ain\'t sittin\' up with the dead no more
Since the dead started sittin\' up, too

Lord, have mercy

Well, when Uncle Fred sat up, so did everyone there
And there came a great partin\' of the foldin\' chairs
And that preacher nearly knocked me down
He said, \'Whoa, I\'m headin\' out that kitchen door!\'

I hollered, \'Rev, that kitchen ain\'t got no door in it!\'
He said, \'Don\'t worry son, it will have in a minute!\'
And I ain\'t never seen so much
Jumpin\' and shovin\' before

And then somebody stepped on an old cat\'s tail
He let out a scream, a screech, a wail
And to say the least
That howl didn\'t help to calm the situation down

And then that lightnin\' flashed and that house went black
And I spoke to my feet
I says, \'Boys, let\'s make tracks!\'
And I went through that screen door lickety split for town!

Whoa...

Well, I cut through the cemetery, fell in a hole
It was Uncle Fred\'s grave and it was dark and cold
Yeah, the town drunk dug it and he dug it too deep
And unbeknownst to me, he\'s still in there asleep
And I\'m scratchin\' and jumpin\' tryin\' to get out of that hole
And he woke up and said
\'You might as well come over here and sit down beside me boy
\'Cause you ain\'t gettin\' out of here tonight!\'

But I did

Chorus

Wasn\'t no sense in nobody sittin\' up with Uncle Fred, anyhow
Uncle Fred done and gone sit up with his own self
Next time I\'m just gonna send flowers
Yeah

seadove

06-21-2003, 09:32 PM

Roger Waters, Thanks Pinky. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Me and Benny went out last night
Looking for fun
Supping ale in the moonlight
Waiting for the dawn to come
Benny pointed at a HiFi shop
He said hey man look at all the stuff they\'ve got
How\'d you make a have out of a have not
Hmmmm.
Who needs information
When you\'re working underground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds

Benny climbed up on a footbridge
And he teetered on the parapet
He said can you see the whites of their headlights
Are they coming yet

Who needs information
This high off the ground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds

Who needs information
When you\'re living in constant fear
Just give me confirmation
There\'s some way out of here
Some way out of here

Benny hefted a breeze block
And tried to let go
Got hung up on a tear drop
So me and Benny went home

Who needs information
When you\'re living in constant fear
Just give me confirmation
There\'s some way out of here
Some way out of here

Who needs information yeah
When you\'re living on borrowed time
Just give me confirmation
There will be a winner this time

Who needs information when you\'re working underground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds
Who needs, who needs, who needs information
This high off the ground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds - yeah

Jim: Um.
Jim lights a cigarette.
Jim: So your brother\'s in jail?

seadove

06-22-2003, 08:43 AM

Cecilia by Simon & Garfunkel. Thanks.

Cecilia, you\'re breaking my heart
You\'re shaking my confidence daily
Woh Cecilia, I\'m down on my knees
I\'m begging you please to come home

Cecilia, you\'re breaking my heart
You\'re shaking my confidence daily
Woh Cecilia, I\'m down on my knees
I\'m begging you please to come home
Come on home

Making love in the afternoon to Cecilia
Up in my bedroom
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone\'s taken my place ...

Cecilia, you\'re breaking my heart
You\'re shaking my confidence daily
Woh Cecilia, I\'m down on my knees
I\'m begging you please to come home
Come on home

Bo po bo bo ...

Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I\'m laughing
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I\'m laughing

DaVinciKittie

06-24-2003, 09:02 PM

Hats off to Robert Earl Keen. This song is much more amusing with the melody, but you\'ll get the gist just the same...

Merry Christmas From the Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin\' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn\'t know what to think of him
\'Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
>From his second wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin\' while the stero plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

CHORUS:
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog\'s gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can\'t remember how I\'m kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night

CHORUS:

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop \'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad.

DaVinciKittie

06-24-2003, 09:08 PM

Here\'s a classic by Robert Earl (great melody too)...

We were standing on a mountain top
Where the cactus flowers grow
I was wishing that the world would stop
When you said we\'d better go
We took a rowboat across the Rio Grande
Captain Pablo was our giude
For two dollars and a weathered hand
He rowed us to the other side

Chorus

And we were dreamin’ like
The end was not in site
And we dreamed all after-noon
We asked the world to wait
So we could celebrate
A gringo honeymoon

We stepped out on to the golden sand
The sun was high and burning down
Rented donkeys from an old blind man
Saddled up and rode to town
Tied the donkeys to an iron wood tree
On the street where children played
We went in the first place we could see
Servin’ cold beer in the shade
And we were drinkin like
The end was not in site
And we drank all afternoon
We asked the world to wait
So we could celebrate
A gringo honeymoon

Met a cowboy who said that he
Was running from the DEA
He left his home and wife and family
When he made his getaway
We followed him on down a street of dust
To his one room run down shack
He blew a smoke ring and he smiled at us
I ain\'t never goin back

And we were flyin’ like
The end was not in site
And we soared that afternoon
We asked the world to wait
So we could celebrate
A gringo honeymoon

He said there is one last
Place that you should go
He took us to the town’s best bar
He know a crusty caballero
Who played an old gut string guitar
And he sang like Marty Robbins could
Played like no one I have known
For a while we knew that life was good
And it was ours to take back home

And we were singin’ like
The end was not in site
And we sang all afternoon
We asked the world to wait
So we could celebrate
A gringo honeymoon

We were standing on a mountain top
Where the cactus flowers grow
I was wishing that the world would stop
When you said we\'d better go

DaVinciKittie

06-24-2003, 09:17 PM

Pat Green is one of my favorite artists. This song is one of his best, IMHO...

Crazy

Saw you early this morning sleeping all dressed in white,
For a moment I thought you were an angel
Come to take me home alive.
You woke up and you caught me staring
Smiled and said hey cut it out
You said that I must be crazy,
I said crazy about you
And I kissed your mouth

Chorus
If I am truly crazy
Don\'t you know I like my life that way
And if I\'m really going on out of my mind
Won\'t you hop on board and make your getaway

Took a walk on down the seashore
Saw a beggar picking up some cans
Saw a little boy who had some salt in his eyes
Reaching out for his mamma\'s hands
Then I watched a stranger give that man a dollar
Watched a mamma wipe tears from her little boy\'s eyes
Then I stared up into the heavens
Said oh my God I\'m glad that I\'m alive,
So glad that I\'m alive.

Chorus

Wake up in the morning
We turn all the lights on
Turn em\' out at night so that we can hide,
Sometimes I sleep with all the lights on,
It helps me to appreciate the night,
I hear people talk about life all the time
All they remember are times so sad,
Don\'t you thing that life would be awfully boring,
If the good time were all that we had.

Chorus

Hop on board, make your getaway

DaVinciKittie

06-24-2003, 09:24 PM

Margaritaville...

Nibblin\' on sponge cake
Watching the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strumming my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp, they\'re beginning to boil

Wastin\' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt (salt, where\'s the damn salt?!?)
Some people claim that there\'s a woman to blame
But I know
It\'s nobody\'s fault

I don\'t know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo
But it\'s a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven\'t a clue

Wastin\' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt (salt, where\'s the damn salt?!?)
Some people claim that there\'s a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped in a pothole
Cut my heal had to cruise on back home
But there\'s booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin\' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt (salt, where\'s the damn salt?!?)
Some people claim that there\'s a woman to blame
But I know
It\'s my own damned fault

Yes and some people claim that there\'s a woman to blame
And I know
It\'s my owned damned fault

Sagacious1420

06-25-2003, 03:54 AM

BECK

HOLLYWOOD FREAKS

Hot milk
Mmmm...tweak my nipple
Champagne and ripple
Shamans go cripple
My sales go triple
We drop lobotomy beats
Evaporated meats
On high-tech streets
We go solo
Dance floors and talk shows
Hot dogs and No Doz
Hot sex in back rows

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good
Expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene

Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I\'m that type of freak

People look so snooty
Take pills make them moody
Automatic bzooty
Zero to tutti fruitti
Sex in the halls
Niagra Falls
Local shopping malls recieve
Anonymous calls
Hot like a cheetah
Neon mamacita
Eat at tacoria
Pop lockin\' beats from Korea
Looking like jail bait
Selling lots of real estate
Looking like a hot date
Banging like an 808

Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?

Norman Schwartzkoff
Something tells me you want to go home
Champagne, bibles
Custom clothes ou own
Calling up from specail area codes
Hollywood nuns with the Hollywood phones
I got nothing to do, nowhere to go
I\'ll tell you what you want
If you want to know
Satin sheets
Tropical oils
Turn up the heat
Till the swimming pool boils
Let all the neighbors
Read it in the papers
Making all those gentlemen cry
Realistic tears

Jockin\' my mercedes
Probably have my baby
Shop at Old Navy
He wish he was a lady

Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?

Elana

06-25-2003, 04:33 AM

Artist: Saliva
Song: \"Always\"

I hear... a voice say \"Don\'t be so blind\"...
it\'s telling me all these things...
that you would probably hide...
am I... your one and only desire...
am I the reason you breath...
or am I the reason you cry...

Always... always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can\'t live without you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can\'t live without you...
I just can\'t take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that I\'m out the door...
and now I\'m done with you...

I feel... like you don\'t want me around...
I guess I\'ll pack all my things...
I guess I\'ll see you around...
Inside... it bottles up until now...
as I walk out your door...
all I hear is the sound...

Always... always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can\'t live without you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can\'t live without you...
I just can\'t take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that I\'m out the door...
and now I\'m done with you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...

I left my head around your heart...
Why would you tear my world apart...

Always... always... always... always...

I see... the blood all over your hands...
does it make you feel... more like a man...
was it all... just a part of your plan...
this pistol\'s shakin\' in my hands...
and all I hear is the sound...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can\'t live without you...
I just can\'t take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that I\'m out the door...
and now I\'m done with you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...
I just can\'t take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I pick myself off the floor...
and now I\'m done with you...
Always...
Always...
Always...

DaVinciKittie

06-25-2003, 09:18 AM

Oooohhhhh, nice one Elana!

seadove

06-25-2003, 08:57 PM

Cheers to the good ole days and cheers to the Queen. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

THE SHOW MUST GO ON

Empty spaces - what are we living for
Abandoned places - I guess we know the score
On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for...
Another hero, another mindless crime
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime
Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore
The show must go on
The show must go on, yeah
Inside my heart is breaking
My make-up may be flaking
But my smile.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif still stays on

Whatever happens, I\'ll leave it all to chance
Another heartache, another failed romance
On and on, does anybody know what we are living for ?
I guess I\'m learning (I\'m learning learning learning)
I must be warmer now
I\'ll soon be turning (turning turning turning)
Round the corner now
Outside the dawn is breaking
But inside in the dark I\'m aching to be free
The show must go on
The show must go on, yeah yeah
Ooh, inside my heart is breaking
My make-up may be flaking
But my smile.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif still stays on

Yeah yeah, whoa wo oh oh

My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die
I can fly - my friends
The show must go on (go on, go on, go on) yeah yeah
The show must go on (go on, go on, go on)
I\'ll face it with a grin /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
I\'m never giving in
On - with the show

Ooh, I\'ll top the bill, I\'ll overkill
I have to find the will to carry on
On with the show
On with the show
The show - the show must go on
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
Go on, go on

Elana

06-26-2003, 02:49 AM

He wrote that song when he was dying. It makes me cry whenever I hear it.

seadove

06-26-2003, 02:58 AM

Yesterday I replayed that song about 20 times on my car stereo.This song is Queens very best.

Elana

06-26-2003, 03:07 AM

Queens greatest song ever

Somebody to love

Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord what you\'re doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can\'t get no relief,
Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
I work hard every day of my life
I work till I ache my bones
At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own -
I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord - somebody -- somebody
Can anybody find me -- somebody to love?
(He works hard)
Everyday - I try and I try and I try -
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I\'m goin\' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe
Yeah - yeah yeah yeah
Oh Lord
Somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I\'m ok, I\'m all right
Ain\'t gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I\'m gonna be free, Lord!
Find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

seadove

06-26-2003, 03:15 AM

This one is great too

Radio Ga Ga
Words and music by Roger Taylor

Radio
Radio

I\'d sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights
And ev\'rything I had to know
I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars
Through wars of worlds - invaded by Mars
You made \'em laugh - you made \'em cry
You made us feel like we could fly
Radio

So don\'t become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don\'t know or just don\'t care
And just complain when you\'re not there
You had your time you had the power
You\'ve yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what\'s new?
Radio someone still loves you

We watch the shows - we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years

Let\'s hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time you had the power
You\'ve yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what\'s new?
Someone still loves you

Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio

You had your time you had the power
You\'ve yet to have your finest hour
Radio

seadove

06-29-2003, 05:53 AM

Hooray for Queens
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I\'m Going Slightly Mad
Words and music by Queen

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something
You\'re missing that one final screw
You\'re simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven\'t got a clue

I\'m going slightly mad
I\'m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened
I\'m slightly mad
Oh dear

I\'m one card short of a full deck
I\'m not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I\'m not my usual top billing
I\'m coming down with a fever
I\'m really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I\'m a banana tree
Oh dear

I\'m going slightly mad
I\'m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened
I\'m slightly mad
Oh dear

Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh ooh ah ah
I\'m knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast it\'s true
I\'m driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you

I\'m going slightly mad
I\'m going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened
I\'m slightly mad
Just very slightly mad

And there you have it

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Elana

06-29-2003, 12:32 PM

DAVID BOWIE- CAT PEOPLE...PUTTING OUT THE FIRE

See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Colder than the moon
It\'s been so long
And I\'ve been putting out fire
With gasoline
See these eyes so red
Red like jungle burning bright
Those who feel me near
Pull the blinds and change their minds
It\'s been so long

Still this pulsing night
A plague I call a heartbeat
Just be still with me
Ya wouldn\'t believe what I\'ve been thru
You\'ve been so long
Well it\'s been so long
And I\'ve been putting out the fire with gasoline
Putting out the fire with gasoline

See these tears so blue
An ageless heart that can never mend
These tears can never dry
A judgement made can never bend
See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Just be still with me
You wouldn\'t believe what I\'ve been thru

You\'ve been so long
Well it\'s been so long
And I\'ve been putting out fire with gasoline
Putting out fire with gasoline

tallmacky

06-29-2003, 12:38 PM

His wife, Iman I think is very attractive, that always helps out creativity and function, well depending on when he wrote the song.

Elana

06-29-2003, 12:39 PM

I THINK NOT ABOUT HER HELPING HIM!
She may be a great woman, but she has nothing to do with his talent! BTW- Cat people is WAY before Iman

Elana

06-29-2003, 12:40 PM

Ashes To Ashes

------------------------------------------------------------

(Bowie)

Do you remember a guy that\'s been
In such an early song
I\'ve heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don\'t say it\'s true
They got a message from the Action Man
I\'m happy, hope you\'re happy too
I\'ve loved all I\'ve needed to love
Sordid details following

The shrieking of nothing is killing me
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain\'t got no money and I ain\'t got no
Hair
But the planet is glowing

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom\'s a junkie
Hung out in heaven\'s high
Hitting an all-time low

Time and again I tell myself
I\'ll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again
I\'m stuck with a valuable friend
I\'m happy hope you\'re happy too
One flash of light but no smoking pistol
I\'ve never done good things
I\'ve never done bad things
I\'ve never did anything out of the blue
I want an axe to break the ice
I want to come down right now

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom\'s a junkie
Hung out in heaven\'s high
Hitting an all-time low

My mother said to get things done
You\'d better not mess with Major Tom

Sagacious1420

06-29-2003, 01:17 PM

I was listening to Scary Monsters just yesterday.

Gotta be \'bout the best Bowie tune ever.

Exxxcellent!

Nice one, Elana.

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Andy

06-29-2003, 01:37 PM

Here are two titles I really like. The lyrics might be a little \"thin\" (In the case of Outlandish at least) but I like them somehow. I\'ve written both on the fly while listening to the songs on mtv, so please correct me if I got sumthin\' wrong.

Xavier Naidoo feat. RZA - I\'ve never seen

[RZA]
You know they say
In every man\'s life, there comes a time
When you get struck by the arrow of cupid
By the love of God, or the beauty of a woman
And sometimes this love, brings thunder to your life
And it brings the storm, sing about it

[Xavier]
Hmmmm…
There is more to love than this
Love is more then just a kiss
Will we take you to that step
will We do more then just connect
And will you, bring the thunder in my live
And the fire in my eyes
Cause then there, Will be days of pleasure
When Everything far will be so near

I have never felt thunder (thunder)
And lightning (lightning), like this
I have never been struck by (struck by)
A wonder (a wonder), like this

There are days where I can\'t stop talkin\' about you
There are days I can\'t stop singin\' your name
and I\'m lookin\' for ways n\'never to part from you \"heah\"
ev\'rything changes and you still stay the same

4x I\'ve never seen and there\'s never been anything of the beauty of you

[RZA]
Yo, yo, yo
Hey yo, shorty, I\'ve never met someone so beautiful
From your hair follicle to your finger nail cuticle
Struck by the arrow of cupid, this love is deep rooted
Like someone, took my heart sampled it and looped it
To a song that\'s endless, passion brings the tempest
I\'ll slay a thousand dragons to save my little princess
A walking gift from God, you are my shining star
The diamonds and gold that most men be mining for

[Xavier]
Days that we share are like treasures
The treasure like fire is to mankind
My hands will try to carry you to heaven
But since I\'ve seen you, you\'ve brought heaven to my mind

4x I\'ve never seen and there\'s never been anything of the beauty of you
-------------

Outlandish - Aicha

So sweet, so beautiful
Everyday like a queen on her throne
No, nobody knows how she feels
Aicha, lady one day it\'ll be real

She moves, she moves like a breeze
I swear I can\'t get her out of my dreams
To have her shining right here by my side
I\'d sacrifice all dem tears in my eyes

Aicha Aicha - passing me by
Aicha Aicha - my my my
Aicha Aicha - smile for me now
Aicha Aicha - in my life

She holds her child to her heart
Makes her feel like she blessed from above
Falls asleep underneath her sweet tears
Her lullaby fades away with his fears

Aicha Aicha - passing me by
Aicha Aicha - my my my

Need somebody to lean on, lean on
Someone body, mind & soul
To take her hand, to take her world
And show her the time of her life, so true
Throw the pain away for good
No more contemplating boo

Lord knows the way she feels
Everyday in his name she begins
To have her shining here by my side
I\'d sacrifice all dem tears in my eyes

Aicha Aicha - ecouté moi
Aicha Aicha - passing me by
Aicha Aicha - my my my
Aicha Aicha - smile for me now
Aicha Aicha - in my life

DaVinciKittie

06-30-2003, 12:50 PM

Sorry if this has already been posted, but I gotta give props to this song. If John sang this song to me, I\'d do whatever he wanted...

We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I\'ve left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We\'ll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break \'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
(I\'ll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something \'bout the way your hair
falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling
towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I\'ll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

You want love?
We\'ll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break \'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
(I\'ll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you\'re mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
(I\'ll use my hands)
Your body is a wonderland
Your body Is a wonderland

Sexyredhead

06-30-2003, 01:09 PM

Yes!!!!! This is one of the few songs I can play on repeat, and everytime I hear it, I end up with a big ol\' smile on my face.

Love this song. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Sagacious1420

06-30-2003, 04:27 PM

Hey DVK-

That\'s a great song...one that always brings back very vivid memories of hot tubbing w/ a girl named Bonnie. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Always brings a big smile to my face...oh, wait, there it is now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

seadove

06-30-2003, 10:42 PM

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Buddy you\'re a boy make a big noise
Playin\' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo\' face
You big disgrace
Kickin\' your can all over the place
Singin\'

We will we will rock you (clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)
We will we will rock you (clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)

Buddy you\'re a young man hard man
Shoutin\' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo\' face
You big disgrace
Wavin\' your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you (clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)
Singin\'
We will we will rock you(clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)

Buddy you\'re an old man poor man
Pleadin\' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some
day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place

We will we will rock you (clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)
Singin\'
We will we will rock you(clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)

Everybody
We will we will rock you(clap, boom boom clap,boom boom clap)
We will we will rock you(clap, boom boom clap,boom boom clap)

Alright

Ahhhhhhhhh Freddie Mercury, Where art thou?

Sexyredhead

07-02-2003, 04:51 PM

Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It\'s detachable.

[background singing begins: \"detachable penis\" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it\'s gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don\'t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can\'t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn\'t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn\'t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
\'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don\'t like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark\'s Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don\'t know.
Even though sometimes it\'s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing \"detachable penis\" for
a while, then out]

Elana

07-02-2003, 04:52 PM

I want to sing back up! What a beautiful song. The lyrics really touched me.

Sexyredhead

07-02-2003, 04:57 PM

I know what you mean. *sigh*

You must buy the cd. And listen only to this song.

Or just download it and hit \'repeat\'. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

\"....detachable penis....\"

\"....detachable penis....\"

\"....detachable penis....\"

Sagacious1420

07-02-2003, 06:43 PM

King Missile!?! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Doooooooh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

LMAO at myself! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Perhaps I\'m experiencing a period of \"dumbening\".?. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

SRH-

Thanks for the lyrics post, the correction and the slice of humble pie. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif And I didn\'t think that I had room for dessert.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

p.s. Can I borrow a Pop Culture Trivia Expert, please?

Sexyredhead

07-02-2003, 06:53 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

SRH-

Thanks for the lyrics post, the correction and the slice of humble pie. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif And I didn\'t think that I had room for dessert.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

p.s. Can I borrow a Pop Culture Trivia Expert, please?

<hr /></blockquote>

Heh, believe it or not, I didn\'t get that you thought it was TMBG that sang that song. I just thought you were talking about bands that sing off-beat songs. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

As for pop culture--I took the EW quiz a while back, and I SUCK!!! Not that I care. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Apparently I didn\'t watch enough tv growing up--or it didn\'t stick. But music... Well, that\'s another matter. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Sagacious1420

07-02-2003, 07:17 PM

Perhaps my days as an \"amateur chemist\" are catching up w/ me...or maybe it was the \"closet horticulturist\" period.?. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I\'m sure I must have had a good time, although I don\'t actually remember that many details...I think(?). NO. YEA. No I think that maybe I do remember...perhaps...OK, I don\'t really know for certain...and I\'m sure of that...I think.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

07-13-2003, 07:19 PM

Fuel

Memories are just where you laid them
Dragging the waters til the depths give up their dead
What did you expect to find?
Was it something you left behind?
Don\'t you remember anything I said when I said,

Don\'t fall away and leave me to myself
Don\'t fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleeding

Oh hold me now I feel contagious
Am I the only place that you\'ve left to go?
She cries her life is like
Some movie in black and white
Dead actors faking lines, over and over and over again she cries

And I watched as you turned away
You don\'t remember, but I do
You never even tried

Don\'t fall away and leave me to myself
Don\'t fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again, oh

Sexyredhead

07-13-2003, 08:57 PM

Napoleon XIV - They\'re coming to take me away, ha ha Lyrics Index

Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I\'d go berserk?
Well,You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I\'ve gone completely out of my mind.
And,

They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They\'re coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I\'ll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed!
When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid - right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I\'m utterly mad.
And,

They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They\'re coming to take me away, ho ho, he he , ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toesAnd they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait--they\'ll find you yet
And when they do they\'ll put you in the
RSPCA you mangy mutt!
And,

They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They\'re coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I\'ll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and

They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I\'ll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They\'re coming to take me away!

Sagacious1420

07-13-2003, 09:15 PM

SRH-

Damn! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Are you psychic or what!?!?!? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Sexyredhead

07-14-2003, 04:09 AM

I put this in just for you, S1420. Somehow I thought you might need to know the words. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Love that Fuel song, Elana. I wore that cd out when it first came out. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sagacious1420

07-14-2003, 02:47 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I put this in just for you, S1420. Somehow I thought you might need to know the words. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

SRH-

Seriously that tune was meandering thru my twisted brain when I stumbled upon your post. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif So the question remains...are you psychic or what? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Or is it just that sick minds think alike? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

It was very thoughtful of you to think of me when you posted the song. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif I\'m really feelin\' the love, now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif \"I\'ll give it a 90, Dick...it had a good beat and it was easy to dance to....\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif Glad to finally know all the lyrics...but, trust me, I know the essence of the tune...so to speak. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Sexyredhead

11-23-2003, 07:43 PM

bump

Elana

11-24-2003, 05:16 AM

Red Hot Chili

Peppers \"Otherside\"

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don\'t
I don\'t believe it\'s

bad
Slit my throat
It\'s all I ever

I heard your voice through a photograph
I thought it up and brought up

the past
Once you\'ve gone you can never go back
I\'ve got to take it on the otherside

Centuriees are what

it meant to me
A cemetery where I marry the sea
Stranger things could never change my mind
I\'ve got to take it

on the otherside
Take it on
Take it on

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don\'t
I don\'t

believe it\'s bad
Slit my throat
It\'s all I ever

Pour my life into a paper cup
The ashtray\'s full and

I\'m spillin\' my guts
She wants to know am I still a slut
I\'ve got to take it on the other side

Scarlet

starlet and she\'s in my bed
A candidate for a soul mate bled
Push the trigger and pull the thread I\'ve got

to take it on the otherside
Take it on the otherside
Take it on
Take it on

How long how long will I

slide
Separate my side I don\'t
I don\'t believe it\'s bad
Slit my throat
It\'s all I ever

Turn me on

take me for a hard ride
Burn me out leave me on the otherside
I yell and tell it that
It\'s not a friend
I

tear it down I tear it down
And then it\'s born again

How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I

don\'t
I don\'t believe it\'s bad
Slit my throat
It\'s all I ever

How long I don\'t believe it\'s

bad
Slit my throat
It\'s all I ever

Elana

11-24-2003, 05:17 AM

Closer by

Nine Inch Nails

You let me violate you. You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you. You let me

complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides . Help me I\'ve got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing

that works for me. Help me get away from myself

I want to [censored] you like an animal
I want to feel you

from the inside
I want to [censored] you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

You can have my isolation . You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith . You can

have my everything
Help me you tear down my reason . Help me it\'s your sex I can smell
Help me you make me

perfect . Help me become somebody else

I want to [censored] you like an animal
I want to feel you from the

inside
I want to [censored] you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Through every forest , above the trees
Within my stomach . Scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside

your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

Elana

11-24-2003, 05:23 AM

Lenny Kravitz

\"What the [censored] are we saying ?\"

Will we ever understand ?
Or is the fate of man at hands ?
Will we

live or shall we die ?
How will we ever know if we never try ?

The government’s the devil’s hands
It’s a lie

and it’s a scam
They wind us up, put us down, and watch us go
And if you close your eyes
There’s a big

surprise

What the [censored] are we saying ?
Do we feel what we dream about ?
We’ve got to keep on praying
And

one day we’ll see the light

I’ve been lost in the name of love
And we kill our brothers daily in the name of

God
We’d better chill before we take on some tribulation
And if we realized
Then we’d make a little love now

sing

What the [censored] are we saying ?
Do we believe what we read about ?
We’ve got to keep on praying
And

one day we’ll see the light
And one day we\'ll see the light
And one day we\'ll see the light
And one day

we\'ll see the light

What the [censored] are we saying ?
Do we believe what we dream about ?
We’ve got to

keep on praying
And one day we’ll see the light
And one day we\'ll see the light
And one day we\'ll see the

light
And one day we\'ll see the light

Elana

11-24-2003, 05:26 AM

Nickleback

\"Someday\"

How the hell did we wind up like this?
Why weren\'t we able
To see the signs that we

missed
And try and turn the tables

I wish you\'d unclench your fists
And unpack your

suitcase
Lately there\'s been too much of this
But don\'t think it\'s too late

Nothing\'s

wrong, just as long
As you know that someday I will...

Someday, somehow
I\'m gonna make it alright,

but not right now
I know you\'re wondering when
You\'re the only one who knows that

Someday,

somehow
I\'m gonna make it alright, but not right now
I know you\'re wondering when

I hope that

since we\'re here anyway
We could end up saying
Things we\'ve always needed to say
So we could end up

staying

Now the story\'s played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Let\'s rewrite an ending

that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror

Nothing\'s wrong, just as long
As you know that someday I

will...

Someday, somehow
I\'m gonna make it alright, but not right now
I know you\'re wondering

when
You\'re the only one who knows that

Someday, somehow
I\'m gonna make it alright, but not right

now
I know you\'re wondering when
You\'re the only one who knows that

How the hell did we wind up

like this?
Why weren\'t we able
To see the signs that we missed
And try and turn the tables

Now

the story\'s played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Let\'s rewrite an ending that

fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror

Nothing\'s wrong, just as long
As you know that someday I

will...

Someday, somehow
I\'m gonna make it alright, but not right now
I know you\'re wondering

when
You\'re the only one who knows that

Someday, somehow
I\'m gonna make it alright, but not right

now
I know you\'re wondering when
You\'re the only one who knows that
I know you\'re wondering

when
You\'re the only one who knows that
I know you\'re wondering when

Elana

11-24-2003, 05:37 AM

Red Hot Chili Peppers

\"Fortune Faded\"

They say in chess, you gotta kill the queen
And then you mate it
Oh I, do you?

A funny thing, the king who gets himself assassinated
Hey now, every time i lose
Altitude

You

took a town by storm
The mess you made was nominated
Oh I, do you?
Now put away your welcome, soon

you\'ll find you\'ve overstayed it
Hey now, every time I lose
Altitude

CHORUS:
So divine,

hell of an elevator
All the while my fortune faded
Nevermind the consequences of the crime this time
My

fortune faded

The medicated state of mind you find is overrated
Oh I, do you?
You saw it all come

down and now it\'s time to imitate it
Hey now, every time I lose altitude

CHORUS

Come on God,

do I seem bulletproof?
Ooooooooooh

Holmes

11-24-2003, 07:18 AM

Soup Boy, Soup Boy *bong

bong bong*

Holmes

Elana

11-24-2003, 07:34 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Chorus

Soup Boy, Soup Boy
Bong Bong Bong

Soup Boy, Soup Boy
Bong Bong

Bong

Soup Boy, Soup Boy
Bong Bong Bong

<hr /></blockquote>

I can listen to

this song 100 times a day (I usually listen to it more than that) and it still brings tears to my eyes. It\'s so

beautiful and brings out so much raw emotion that I didn\'t even know I had brewing inside of me.

Holmes

11-24-2003, 07:40 AM

It is an

emotionally-charged masterpiece. I\'m getting verklempt.

Holmes

Holmes

11-24-2003, 07:45 AM

\"Dr. Marten\'s

Boots\" (lyrics courtesy Elana)

It\'s not class or ideology,
Color, creed, or roots
The only thing

that unites us
Is Dr. Marten\'s boots!

Dr. Marten\'s boots of the world
So that everybody can be

free
They\'re classless, matchless, ageless and waterproof
And retail for only 19 pounds and 99p!

What should

everyone be wearing?
Those boots with the air-flow soles
And your boots will have a meeting
And your boots will

take control!

Thanks to Dr. Marten everyone will have warm feet
Thanks to Dr. Marten they\'ll be dancing in

the street
No. Don\'t You Want Me?
OK, Boots. Do your stuff!

Dr. Marten\'s, Dr. Marten\'s, Dr.

Marten\'s boots
Dr. Marten\'s, Dr. Marten\'s, Dr. Marten\'s boots
Dr. Marten\'s, Dr. Marten\'s, Dr.

Marten\'s boots!

Holmes

Holmes

11-24-2003, 09:14 AM

Johnny Cash - \"One Piece

At A Time\"

Well, I left Kentucky back in \'49
An\' went to Detroit workin\' on a \'sembly line
The

first year they had me puttin\' wheels on Cadillacs

Every day I\'d watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes

I\'d hang my head and cry
\'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a

plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I\'d sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand

Now

gettin\' caught meant gettin\' fired
But I figured I\'d have it all by the time I retired
I\'d have me a

car worth at least a hundred grand.

CHORUS

I\'d get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn\'t cost me a

dime
You\'ll know it\'s me when I come through your town

I\'m gonna ride around in style
I\'m gonna

drive everybody wild
\'Cause I\'ll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched

in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears

Now, I

never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn\'t miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over

several years.

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me

a transmission and all of the chrome

The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an\' bolts,

and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy\'s mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went

all right
\'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that\'s when we noticed that something was

definitely wrong.

The transmission was a \'53
And the motor turned out to be a \'73
And when we tried to

put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of

help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin\' just like a song

Now the headlight\' was another

sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of \'em come

on.

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that\'s when we

noticed that we only had one tail-fin

About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she

had her doubts
But she opened the door and said \"Honey, take me for a spin.\"

So we drove up town just to get

the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin\' for blocks around

But up

there at the court house they didn\'t laugh
\'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got

through the title weighed sixty pounds.

CHORUS

I got it one piece at a time
And it didn\'t cost me a

dime
You\'ll know it\'s me when I come through your town

I\'m gonna ride around in style
I\'m gonna

drive everybody wild
\'Cause I\'ll have the only one there is around.

(Spoken) Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This

is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on

Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost

of this mo-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory and picked it up, it\'s cheaper

that way

Ugh!, what model is it?

Well, It\'s a \'49, \'50, \'51, \'52, \'53, \'54, \'55,

\'56\'57, \'58\' 59\' automobile

It\'s a \'60, \'61, \'62, \'63, \'64, \'65, \'66,

\'67\'68, \'69, \'70 automobile...

Holmes

Elana

11-24-2003, 11:35 AM

I am

just so excited! FTR sent these to me. These lyrics haven\'t been seen since 2001.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I am here to share these with you all, thanks to FTR.

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
To the tune of Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

Have

a jolly Soup Boy Christmas;
It\'s the best time of the year,
I don\'t know if there\'ll be snow,
but a BONG

will bring you cheer.
Have a jolly Soup Boy Christmas,
And when you walk down the street,
Say hello to friends

you know and ev\'ryone you meet.
Oh, no, the mistletoe hung where you can see;
Soup Boy waits for you;
Whack

him once for me.
Have a holly jolly Christmas,
and in case you didn\'t hear,
Oh, by golly, bong a little Soup

Boy at Christmas this year.

To the tune of Angels We Have Heard on High

Soup Boys we have heard on

high
Sweetly bonging o\'er the plains,
All the soup pots in reply
Echoing their joyous stains
Chorus:
Be my

little Soup boy,
little Soup Boy, little Soup boy.
in eggshellsis b. o.

Soup Boys why this jubilee?
Why your

joyous strains prolong?
What the gladsome tidings be
Which inspire your heav\'nly bong
Be my little Soup

boy,
little Soup Boy, little Soup boy.
in eggshellsis b. o.

To the tune of Deck the Halls

Bong the halls

with Soup Boys jolly,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong
Don’t you run ‘cause that is folly,
Bongabonga bong,

bong bong bong bong
Don we now our soup apparel,
Bongabong, bongabong, bong bong bong
Bong the ancient Soup Boy

carol,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong

See the blazing Soup before us,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong

bong
Strike the pot and join the chorus,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong
Follow me in merry

measure,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong
While I tell of Soup Boy pleasure,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong

bong

<hr /></blockquote>

Sexyredhead

11-24-2003, 05:04 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I am just so excited! FTR sent these to

me. These lyrics haven\'t been seen since 2001. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I am here to

share these with you all, thanks to FTR.

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
To the

tune of Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

Have a jolly Soup Boy Christmas;
It\'s the best time of the year,
I

don\'t know if there\'ll be snow,
but a BONG will bring you cheer.
Have a jolly Soup Boy Christmas,
And when

you walk down the street,
Say hello to friends you know and ev\'ryone you meet.
Oh, no, the mistletoe hung where

you can see;
Soup Boy waits for you;
Whack him once for me.
Have a holly jolly Christmas,
and in case you

didn\'t hear,
Oh, by golly, bong a little Soup Boy at Christmas this year.

To the tune of Angels We Have Heard

on High

Soup Boys we have heard on high
Sweetly bonging o\'er the plains,
All the soup pots in reply
Echoing

their joyous stains
Chorus:
Be my little Soup boy,
little Soup Boy, little Soup boy.
in eggshellsis b.

o.

Soup Boys why this jubilee?
Why your joyous strains prolong?
What the gladsome tidings be
Which inspire

your heav\'nly bong
Be my little Soup boy,
little Soup Boy, little Soup boy.
in eggshellsis b. o.

To the

tune of Deck the Halls

Bong the halls with Soup Boys jolly,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong
Don’t you run

‘cause that is folly,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong
Don we now our soup apparel,
Bongabong, bongabong,

bong bong bong
Bong the ancient Soup Boy carol,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong

See the blazing Soup

before us,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong
Strike the pot and join the chorus,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong

bong bong
Follow me in merry measure,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong
While I tell of Soup Boy

pleasure,
Bongabonga bong, bong bong bong bong

<hr /></blockquote>

<hr

/></blockquote>

Ahhhhh! The holidays are here!

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abductor

11-27-2003, 12:29 PM

One that

I like is:
One Of Us - Joan Osborne

If God had a name, what would it be?
And would you call it to His

face
If you were faced with Him
in all His glory?
What would you ask
if you had just one

question?

Chorus:
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God

was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
trying to make His way home?

If God had

a face
what would it look like?
And would you want to see?
If seeing meant
that you would have to believe
in

things like heaven
and Jesus, and the Saints and all the Prophets?

Chorus
Just trying to make his way

home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except the Pope, maybe, in Rome
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy

rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone

Holmes

11-27-2003, 12:56 PM

Joan

Osbourne is great. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Holmes

Holmes

11-27-2003, 02:37 PM

\"Diff\'rent Strokes\"

Now, the world don\'t move to the beat of just one drum
What might be right for

you, may not be right for some
A man is born, he\'s a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothin\' but

their jeans
But they got

Diff\'rent strokes
They got
Diff\'rent strokes
They got
Diff\'rent strokes

to move the world
They got diff\'rent strokes to move the world

Now everybody\'s got a special kind of

story
Everybody finds a way to shine
It don\'t matter that you got
Not a lot
So what?
They\'ll have theirs,

you\'ll have yours, and I\'ll have mine

And together we\'ll be fine....

\'Cause it takes
Diff\'rent

strokes
It takes
Diff\'rent strokes
It takes
Diff\'rent strokes to move the world
Yes it does
It takes,

Diff\'rent strokes to move the wooorld!

Mmmmmmm...

Holmes

EXIT63

11-27-2003, 03:54 PM

He was

once a little green ball of clay
But you should see what Gumby can do today
He can walk into any book
With his

pony pal Pokey too
If you\'ve got a heart
Than Gumbys\' a part
of you

abductor

11-28-2003, 12:02 PM

Another

music that I like too much talk about relationship between dad and son. Ugly Kid Joe Version.

CATS IN THE

CRADLE
written by H.Chapin and S.Chapin

My child arrived just the other day
Came to the world in the

usually way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
He was talkin\'

\'fore I knew it
And as he grew he said
\"I\'m gonna be like you, Dad
You know I\'m gonna be like

you\"
And the cat\'s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man \'n the moon

\"When

you comin\' home\"
\"Son, I don\'t know when
We\'ll get together then
You know we\'ll have a good time

then\"
Well, my son turned ten just the other day
He said , \"Thanks for the ball, Dad. Come on, let\'s

play
Could you teach me to throw ?\" I said, \"Not today
I got a lot to do.\" He said, \"That\'s

okay\"
And he walked away and he smiled and he said
\"You know
I\'m gonna be like him, yeah
You know I\'m

gonna be like him\"

And the cat\'s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man \'n the

moon

\"When you comin\' home\"
\"Son, I don\'t know when
We\'ll get together then
You know we\'ll

have a good time then\"
Well, he came from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to

say
\"I\'m proud of you. Could you sit for a while\"
He shook his head and he said with a smile
\"What I´m

feeling like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later. Can I have them please\"
And the cat\'s in the

cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man \'n the moon

\"When you comin\' home, Son\"
\"I

don\'t know when
We\'ll get together then
You know we\'ll have a good time then\"
I\'ve long since

retired, my son\'s moved away
I called him up just the other day
\"I\'d like to see you, if you don\'t

mind\"
He said, \"I\'d love to, Dad, if I could find the time
You see my new job\'s a hassle and the kids

have the flu
But it\'s sure nice talkin\' to you, Dad
It\'s been sure nice talkin\' to you\"
And as I

hung up the phone it occurred to me
He\'d grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
And

the cat\'s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man \'n the moon

\"When you

comin\' home\"
\"Son, I don\'t know when
We\'ll get together then
You know we\'ll have a good time

then\"
And the cat\'s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man \'n the moon

\"When

you comin\' home\"
\"Son, I don\'t know when
We\'ll get together then
You know we\'ll have a good time

then\"

Elana

11-28-2003, 04:06 PM

Please Come To Boston
Dave

Loggins

Please come to Boston for the springtime
I\'m stayin\' here with some friends and they\'ve got

lotsa room
You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk
By a café where I hope to be workin\' soon
Please come

to Boston
She said, \'No, would you come home to me?\'

And she said, \'Hey ramblin\' boy now won\'t

cha settle down?
Boston ain\'t your kinda town
There ain\'t no gold and there ain\'t nobody like

me...
I\'m the number one fan of the man from Tennessee\'

Please come to Denver with the snowfall
We\'ll

move up into the mountains so far that we can\'t be found
And throw \'I love you\' echoes down the

canyon
And then lie awake at night till they come back around
Please come to Denver
She said, \'No, boy, would

you come home to me?\'

And she said, \'Hey ramblin\' boy why don\'t cha settle down?
Denver ain\'t

your kinda town
There ain\'t no gold and there ain\'t nobody like me
\'Cause I\'m the number one fan of

the man from Tennessee\'

Now this drifter\'s world goes \'round and \'round
And I doubt that it\'s

ever gonna stop
But of all the dreams I\'ve lost or found
And all that I ain\'t got
I still need a lean

to
Somebody I can sing to

Please come to LA to live forever
California life alone is just too hard to build
I

live in a house that looks out over the ocean
And there\'s some stars that fell from the sky
Livin\' up on the

hill
Please come to LA
She just said, \'No, boy, won\'t you come home to me?\'

And she said, \'Hey

ramblin\' boy why don\'t cha settle down?
LA can\'t be your kinda town
There ain\'t no gold and there

ain\'t nobody like me...
No, no, I\'m the number one fan of the man from Tennessee\'

\'I\'m the number

one fan of the man from Tennessee

Holmes

11-28-2003, 05:33 PM

Frank Zappa - \"I\'m

The Slime\"

I am gross and perverted
I\'m obsessed \'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very

little had changed
I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate

you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can\'t look away
I make you think I\'m delicious
With the stuff

that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin\' out
From your TV

set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don\'t need

you
Don\'t go for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my

mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That\'s right, folks.. Don\'t touch

that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin\' along on your livingroom floor
I am the slime from

your video
Can\'t stop the slime, people, lookit me go!

Holmes

Holmes

11-28-2003, 09:41 PM

\"Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah\"

(The Jetsons)

Eep
Opp
Ork
Ah ah

Get in the capsule, baby
We are blasting off

Eep opp ork

ah ah (whooooo)
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo)
Eep epp ork ah ah
And that means I love you

Well now, I took

my baby for a ride in space
(Eep epp ork ah ah)
And met a funny little man with a funny face
(Eep epp ork ah

ah)
He taught us both to wail this way
(Eep epp ork ah ah)
And nobody digs a word we say
(Eep epp ork ah

ah)

Eep epp ork ah ah (whooooo)
Eep epp ork ah ah (whooooo)
Eep epp ork ah ah
And that means I love you

Yeah I read my baby loud and clear
(Eep epp ork ah ah)
She just said \"I love you, dear\"
(Eep epp ork

ah ah)
Now when I reply the way I do
(Eep epp ork ah ah)
I just said \"I love you, too\"

Come fly with

me!
Up high with me!
Come on fly with me
And now Eep epp ork means I dig you

You heard the word that crazy

word
That word you heard
Eep epp ork ah ah means I love you.

Hop on, baby, I\'ll put you in

orbit!

Holmes

Icarus

11-29-2003, 03:32 AM

Lightning

Crashes
By Live

Lightning crashes, a new mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her

eyes
The confusion sets in
Before the doctor can even close the door

Lightning crashes, an old mother dies
Her

intentions fall to the floor
The angel closes her eyes
The confusion that was hers
Belongs now, to the baby down

the hall

Oh now feel it comin\' back again
Like a rollin\' thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin\' from

the center of the earth again
I can feel it.

Lightning crashes, a new mother cries
This moment she\'s been

waiting for
The angel opens her eyes
Pale blue colored iris,
Presents the circle
And puts the glory out to hide,

hide

Oh I feel it comin\' back again
Like a rollin\' thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin\' from the

center of the earth again
I can feel it...

Download it or summit... Great band.

Steve

Elana

11-29-2003, 04:47 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Lightning Crashes
By Live

<hr /></blockquote>

Great song! It always makes me cry. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Icarus

11-29-2003, 07:41 AM

Though I hate to admit it,

it always gets me a bit choked up too...

Love it though.

Holmes

11-29-2003, 02:41 PM

\"Counting Is

Wonderful\" - The Count

Counting is wonderful,
Counting is marvelous,
Counting\'s the best thing to

do

Counting is happiness,
Counting is ecstasy,
I love to count, don\'t you?

You can count when you\'re

happy
1 2 3 4
You can count when you\'re sad
1 2 3 4 5
Or count when you\'re frightened
1 2 3 4 5 6
Count

when you\'re mad!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

ARCH!!

Counting is wonderful,
Counting is marvelous,
Counting\'s

terrific and how!

I am pleased to announce you can add up amounts
Put some bounce in your life and start

counting now!

Counting is wonderful,
Counting is marvelous,
Counting\'s the best thing to do

Counting is

happiness,
Counting is ecstasy,
I love to count, don\'t you?

You can count when you\'re standing
1 2 3

4
You can count when you\'re stooped
1 2 3 4 5
Or count when you\'re sneezing
1 2 3 Achooo!
Count when

you\'re pooped
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Yawn...

Counting is wonderful,
Counting is marvelous,
Counting\'s

terrific and how!

I am pleased to announce you can add up amounts,
By the pound, by the ounce,
It\'s the

counting that counts
Put some bounce in your life and start counting now!

Holmes

Sexyredhead

11-29-2003, 03:15 PM

I just love that

song. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

CptKipling

11-29-2003, 04:12 PM

Coldplay - Shiver

So

I looked in your direction,
But you paid me no attention, do you.
I know you don\'t listen to me,
\'cause you

say you see straight through me, don\'t you.

On and on from the moment I wake,
To the moment I sleep,
I\'ll

be there by your side,
Just you try and stop me,
I\'ll be waiting in line,
Just to see if you care.

Did she

want me to change?
But I change for good,
And I want you to know,
But you always get your way,
I wanted to

say.

(Chorus)
Don\'t you Shiver? Shiver, Shiver

I\'ll always be waiting for you,
So you know how much I

need ya,
But you never even see me, do you?

And is this my final chance of getting you.

On and on from the

moment I wake....
Did she want me to change?...

(Chorus)

Sing it loud and clear.
I\'ll always be waiting

for you. (x3)
Yeah I\'ll always be waiting for you.

And it\'s you I see, but you don\'t see me
And

it\'s you I hear, so loud and clear
I sing it loud and clear.

And I\'ll always be waiting for you,

So

I look in your direction,
But you pay me no attention,
And you know how much I need you,
But you never even seen

me.

I finally got this song to play again, I had it stored in the back of my collection because i thought it

was scratched beyond reasonable playability, but thank the lord for Sony and their wonderfull CD players!

Holmes

11-29-2003, 04:50 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I just love that song. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

The Count does have a healthy outlook, doesn\'t he?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Holmes

Holmes

11-29-2003, 05:07 PM

\"The Land Of The Lost\"

Marshall, Will, and Holly on a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known
High on the rapids

it struck their tiny raft
And plunged them down a thousand feet below
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the

Lost
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the Lost!

Will and Holly Marshall, as the earth beneath them

trembled
Lost their father through the Door Of Time
Uncle Jack went searching and found those kids at last
And

now they\'re looking for a way to escape
From the Land of the Lost
From the Land of the Lost
From the Land of

the Lost
From the Land of the Lost!

When I look all around
I can\'t believe the things I\'ve found
Now I

need to find my way
I\'m lost! I\'m lost! Find me!

Living in the Land of the Lost
Living in the Land of the

Lost!

Holmes

Elana

12-04-2003, 07:13 AM

The Muppet Show

It\'s

the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...

It\'s time to play the music
It\'s time to light

the lights
t\'s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It\'s time to put on makeup

It\'s time to dress up right
It\'s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Why do we

always come here
I guess we\'ll never know
It\'s like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

And

now let\'s get things started
Why don\'t you get things started
It\'s time to get things started
On the

most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!

(Gonzo blows

his trumpet)

Sacogoo

12-04-2003, 09:15 AM

Ween\'s \"The Blarney

Stone\"

Get off my ass you wee bitty f_ck
If I pull out the claymore you\'re sh_t outta luck
Who\'s that

girl, that pretty young thing
After I f_ck her she\'ll get up and sing

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and

bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling

ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don\'t get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face

and bark at the moon

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone

brings a tear to me eye

Ain\'t got no girl \'cuz I haven\'t the time
Got too many other things on me

mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye aye aye --

sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Got ooze in my

pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain\'t dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me

head
When patty starts cryin\' this is what I said

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your

eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Sacogoo

12-04-2003, 09:27 AM

Jane\'s Addiction\'s

\"Pigs in Zen\"

pig\'s in the mud
when he tires
pig\'s in zen
pig\'s in zen
pig is

nude
unashamed
pig\'s in zen
pig\'s in zen
talkin\' bout the pig
the pig
the pig -

uh
pa-pa-pa-pa-pig
goddamn pig!
pig mounts sow
when he\'s wound
pig\'s in zen
pig\'s in zen
pig eats

[censored]
but only when he hungers
pig\'s in zen
pig\'s in zen
talkin\' bout the pig
the pig
the pig -

uh
pa-pa-pa-pa-pig
goddamn pig

Icarus

12-04-2003, 12:26 PM

Now that you mention

it....

Jane\'s Addiction - Jane Says

Jane says
I\'m done with Sergio
He treats me

like a ragdoll
She hides
The television
Says I don\'t owe him nothing,
But if he comes back again

Tell him to wait right here for me
Or just
Try again tomorrow
I\'m gonna kick tomorrow
Gonna kick

tomorrow

Jane says
Have you seen my wig around?
I feel naked without it
She knows
They all

want her to go
But thats O.K. man
She dont like them anyway
Jane says
goin away to spain
When i

gets my money saved
gonna start tomorrow
I\'m gonna kick tomorrow
Gonna kick tomorrow

She gets

mad
Starts to cry
She takes a swing man
She cant hit
She don\'t mean no harm
She just don\'t

know
What else to do about it

Jane goes
To the store at 8:00
She walk up on St. Andrews
She

waits
And gets her dinner there
She pulls her dinner
From her pocket
Jane says
I ain\'t never

been in love
don\'t know what it is
Only knows if someone wants her
I want them if they want me
I

only know they want me

She gets mad
And she starts to cry
She takes a swing man
She cant hit!
She

don\'t mean no harm
She just dont know
What else to do about it

Jane says
Jane says

Too true for words

Holmes

12-04-2003, 12:48 PM

Damn straight.

Holmes

Elana

12-21-2003, 06:35 AM

I am the Highway

-Audioslave

Pearls of swine bereft of me
Long and weary my road has been
I was lost in the cities
Alone in the

hills
No sorrow or pity for the leaving I feel

(chorus)
I am not your rolling wheels
I am the highway
I am

not your carpet ride
I am the sky

Friends and liars don\'t wait for me
I\'ll get on by myself
I put

millions of miles
Under my heels
And still too close to you
I feel

(chorus)
I am not your rolling wheels
I

am the highway
I am not your carpet ride
I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind
I am the lightening
I am not

your autumn moon
I am the night

Sexyredhead

12-21-2003, 08:26 AM

That\'s one of my

favorite cd\'s. Long live Soundgar...I mean Audioslave!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Holmes

12-21-2003, 09:04 AM

Moldy Peaches -

\"Who\'s Got The Crack?\"

There\'s no such thing as a harmless joke
There\'s no such thing as a simple

toke
There\'s no such thing as Panama Jack
Who\'s got the crack?

Whooooo\'s got the

crack?
Whooooooooo\'s got the crack?
Whooooo\'s got the crack?

I am a goat
In a moat
With a

boat
Who\'s got the crack?

Whooooo\'s got the crack?
Whooooooooo\'s got the crack?
Whooooo\'s got the

crack?

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofie
I like it when
You\'ve got the

crack...

Who\'s got the crack?
Whooooo\'s got the crack?
Whooooooooo\'s got the crack?
Whooooo\'s got

the crack?

I wanna be a hippie, but I forgot how to loaf
It\'s hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my

glove
I want to be reckless, but I\'m feeling so uptight
PUT YOUR MAMA IN A HEADLOCK BABY and do it

right!

Whooooo\'s got the crack?
Whooooooooo\'s got the crack?
Whooooo\'s got the crack?
Who\'s got

the craaaaaaack?

Holmes

EXIT63

12-21-2003, 10:53 AM

If you\'re happy and you

know it clap your hands.
Clap Clap.
If you\'re happy and you know it clap your hands.
Clap Clap.
If you\'re

happy and you know it then your face will really show it.
If you\'re happy and you know it clap your hands.
Clap

Clap.

EXIT63

12-21-2003, 10:55 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I am the Highway -Audioslave

<hr /></blockquote>

That song has the suckiest guitar solo ever.

Elana

12-21-2003, 11:32 AM

Far

Behind-Candlebox

Now maybe
I didn\'t mean to treat you bad
But I did it anyway
And now maybe
Some

would say your life was sad
But you lived it anyway
And so maybe
Your friends they stand around they watch

your crumble
As you falter to the ground
And then someday
Your friends they stand beside as you were flying

Oh you were flying oh so high

But them someday people look at you for what they call their own
They watch

you suffer
Yeah they hear you calling home
But then some day we could take our time
To brush the leaves aside

so you can reach us
But you left me far behind

Now maybe
I didn\'t mean to treat you oh so bad
But I did

it anyway
Now maybe some would say you\'re left with what you had
But you couldn\'t share the pain

No,

no, no
Couldn\'t share the pain, they watch you suffer

Now maybe I could have made my own mistakes
But I

live with what I\'ve known
And then maybe we might share in something great
But won\'t you look at where

we\'ve grown
Won\'t you look at where we\'ve gone
But then someday comes tomorrow holds a sense of what I

feel for you in my mind
As you trip the final line
And that cold day when you lost control
Shame you left my

life so soon you should have told me
But you left me far behind
Now maybe I didn\'t mean to treat you oh so

bad
But I did it anyway
Now maybe some would say you\'re left with what you had
But you couldn\'t share

the pain
No, no, no

Oh no
Oh no no no no...
Now maybe I didn\'t mean to treat you oh so bad
But I did

it anyway
Now maybe some would say you\'re left with what you had
But you couldn\'t share the pain
I said

times have changed your friends
They come and watch you crumble to the ground
They watch you suffer
Yeah, they

hold you down
Hold you down
Now maybe brother, maybe love
I didn\'t mean to treat you bad
But you left me

far behind
Left me far behind
Left me far
Behind

Icarus

12-21-2003, 11:34 AM

Manic Street

Preachers

Judge Yourself

Blessed be the blade
Blessed be the scythe
Dionysos against the

crucified

Blessed be the blade
Blessed be the scythe
Dionysos against the crucified

Find your truth
Face

your truth
Speak your truth
And be your truth

Find your truth
Face your truth
Speak your truth
And be your

truth

Clean your flesh and mock your fears
The brightest sun is the purest gun

Heal yourself
Hurt

yourself
Judge yourself

Heal yourself
Hurt yourself
Judge yourself

Blessed be the blade
Blessed be the

scythe
Dionysos against the crucified

Blessed be the blade
Blessed be the scythe
Dionysos against the

crucified

Find your truth
Face your truth
Speak your truth
And be your truth

Find your truth
Face your

truth
Speak your truth
And be your truth

Clean your flesh and mock your fears
The brightest sun is the purest

gun

Heal yourself
Hurt yourself
Judge yourself

Heal yourself
Hurt yourself
Judge yourself

Heal

yourself
Hurt yourself
Judge yourself

Heal yourself
Hurt yourself
Judge yourself

Kiss your wounds and mock

your fears
The brightest sun is the purest gun

Heal yourself
Hurt yourself
Judge yourself

Heal

yourself
Hurt yourself
Judge yourself

Heal yourself
Hurt yourself
Judge yourself

Heal yourself
Hurt

yourself
Judge yourself

Elana

12-21-2003, 11:43 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I am the

Highway -Audioslave

<hr /></blockquote>

That song has the suckiest guitar solo ever.

<hr /></blockquote>

Oh yeah, Exit. You would rather do the Dickety Boom to the

Stray Cat Strut /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

EXIT63

12-21-2003, 11:48 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I am the Highway -Audioslave

<hr

/></blockquote>

That song has the suckiest guitar solo ever.

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Oh yeah, Exit. You would rather do the Dickety Boom to the Stray Cat Strut

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Don\'t make

me give you the Jersey Jump! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Holmes

12-21-2003, 12:07 PM

Frank Zappa -

\"Dancin\' Fool\"

Don’t know much about dancin’
That’s why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than

the other
’N’ both my feet’s too long

’Course now right along with ’em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go

dancin’ every night
Hopin’ one day I might get it right

I’m a
Dancin’ fool (I\'m a)
Dancin’ fool

I hear

that beat
I jump outta my seat
But I can’t compete, ’cause I’m a

Dancin’ fool (I\'m a)
Dancin’ fool

The

disco folks all dressed up
Like they’s fit to kill
I walk on in ’n’ see ’em there
Gonna give them all a

thrill
When they see me comin’
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, I’m

a

Dancin’ fool, I’m a
Dancin’ fool

The beat goes on
And I’m so wrong (wrooooooong!)

The beat goes on
And

I’m so wrong (wrooooooong!)

The beat goes on ’n’ I’m so wrong
The beat goes on ’n’ I’m so wrong
The beat goes

on ’n’ I’m so wrong
I may be totally wrong, but I’m a

Dancin’ fool (I\'m a)
Dancin’ fool

Yowsa, yowsa,

yowsa!

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt’s half open, t’show you my

chains
’N’ the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin’
That’s what you’d prob’ly say
So smoke your little

smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away

I\'m a
Dancin’ fool (I’m a)
Dancin’ fool,

(etc., etc.)

I may be totally wrong, but I’m a
I may be totally wrong, but I’m a
I may be totally wrong, but

I’m a

Fool-uh!

Hey darlin’...can I buy ya a drink?
Lookin’ for Mr. Goodbar? Here he is...
Wait a

minute...I’ve got it...you’re an Italian!
Oh, your Jewish?
Love your nails...you must be a Libra...
Your place or

mine?

Holmes

Pancho1188

12-21-2003, 06:09 PM

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1. You\'re right. That is an awesome song.
2. It\'s so funny you

mentioned that because you posted this just two hours after I heard the song for the first time in months and took a

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Elana

12-21-2003, 06:39 PM

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Far Behind -

Candlebox

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1. You\'re right. That is an awesome song.
2.

It\'s so funny you mentioned that because you posted this just two hours after I heard the song for the first time

in months and took a few minutes to remember what the song was. What a coincidence.

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That\'s no

coincidence. You want me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
It really is a great song.

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Holmes

12-21-2003, 06:52 PM

True psychic powers are

no coincidence.

Saw Candlebox with Rush one time. They were really good.

Holmes

EXIT63

12-22-2003, 05:15 AM

Yeah, they\'re

good.

\"Disarm you with a smile\".......

Oh wait, that\'s the pumpkins.

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Holmes

12-22-2003, 06:15 AM

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The Pumpkins rule.

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Holmes

Sexyredhead

01-07-2004, 01:39 PM

I love this song,

but it makes me hurt when I hear it. Yes, I\'m weird.

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\'Think Twice\' by Eve 6

When all is said and

done
And dead does he love you
The way that I do
Breathing in lighting
Tonight\'s for fighting
I feel the

hurt so physical

Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around I\'ll let you feel the burn
Think twice

before you touch my girl
Come around come around no more
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around I\'ll

let you feel the burn
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around no more

She spreads her love
She burns

me up
I can\'t let go
I can\'t get out
I\'ve said enough
Enough by now
I can\'t let go
I can\'t get

out

Wait till the day you finally see
I\'ve been here waiting patiently
Crossing my fingers and my

t\'s
She cried on my shoulder begging please

Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around I\'ll let you

feel the burn
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around come around no more
Think twice before you touch

my girl
Come around I\'ll let you feel the burn
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around no more

She

spreads her love
She burns me up
I can\'t let go
I can\'t get out
I\'ve said enough
Enough by now
I

can\'t let go
I can\'t get out

What is it you really want
I\'m tired of asking
You\'re gone I\'m

wasted

When I showed up and he was there
I tried my best to grin and bear
And took the stairs but didn\'t

stop at the street
And as we speak I\'m going down

Cause she spread her love
And burnt me up
I can\'t let

go
I can\'t get out
I\'ve said enough
Enough by now
I can\'t let go
I can\'t get out

Think twice

before you touch my girl
Come around I\'ll let you feel the burn
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come

around come around no more
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around I\'ll let you feel the burn
Think

twice before you touch my girl
Come around no more