seadove
05-20-2003, 02:32 AM
Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos they\'re rebellious.
Jennifer Aniston
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come
there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midler.
The big difference between sex for money and sex
for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Francis
Sex is like a bridge game; if you don\'t have a
good partner, you better have a good hand.
Unknown
Is sex dirty? Only when it\'s being done right.
Woody Allen
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex,
you thought of nothing else if you didn\'t
have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Baldwin
Tell him I\'ve been too fuckin\' busy...or vice versa.
Dorothy Parker
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you\'ve got and
fifty percent what people think you\'ve got.
Sophia Loren
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes
Jacqueline Kennedy
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Nora Ephron
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
Is that a gun in your pocket,
or are you just glad to see me?
Mae West
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Kissing and I mean like, yummy,
smacking kissing, is the most
delicious, most beautiful and
passionate thing that two people
can do, bar none. Better than sex,hands down.
Drew Barrymore
This is my ultimate fantasy:
Watching QVC with a credit card
while making love and eating at
the same time.
Yasmine Bleeth
Everyone probably thinks that I\'m a raving
nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual
appetite, when the truth is I\'d rather read a book.
Madonna Ciccone
Dancing is a perpendicular
expression of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard Shaw
Christianity has done a great deal
for love by making a sin of it.
Anatole France
Don\'t stay in bed,unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
My wife is a sex object,every time I ask for sex,
she objects.
Les Dawson
You\'ll have big green eyes, world class breasts,
ass that won\'t quit and legs that go all the way up.
Valentine McKee
If somebody makes me laugh, I\'m his slave for life.
Bette Midler
The only reason I would take up jogging is
so I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
Memory is like an orgasm.It\'s a lot better if you
don\'t have to fake it.
Seymore
There are no good girls gone wrong,
just bad girls found out.
Mae West
Pursuit and seduction are the essence of sexuality.
It\'s part of the sizzle.
Camille Paglia
A halo has to fall only a few
inches to become a noose.
Farmers Almanac
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Lillian Day
The only bodily organ which is really regarded as
inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl\'s clitoris.
Sigmund Freud
Anybody who believes that the way to a man\'s heart
is through his stomach flunked geography.
Robert Byrne
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Mae West
The mistakes you regret the most in your life are
the ones you didn\'t commit when you had the chance.
Helen Rowland
Writing is like prostitution.First you do it for love, and
then for a few close friends, and then for money.
Moliere
We Barbie dolls are not supposed to
behave the way I do.
Sharon Stone
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker
Never trust anything that can bleed
for five days every month and live.
Chucklethorn
Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone
The only difference between men and boys
is the cost of their toys.
Unknown
Whats better then a rose on the piano?
Tu-lips on the organ.
Only decent girls keep a diary.
The others don\'t have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
Men are like snowstorms. You never know
when he\'s coming, how many inches you\'ll
get or how long he will last.
The good thing about masturbation is that
you don\'t have to dress up for it.
Truman Capote
It isn\'t what I do, but how I do it.
It isn\'t what I say, but how I say it,
and how I look when I do it and say it.
Mae West
The difference between pornography
and erotica is lighting.
Gloria Leonard
There are two types of women:
Those who want power in the world,
and those who want power in the bedroom.
\'Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Don\'t knock masturbation,
it\'s sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
Mobile phones are the only subject on which
men boast about who\'s got the smallest.
Neil Kinnock
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Jennifer Aniston
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come
there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midler.
The big difference between sex for money and sex
for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Francis
Sex is like a bridge game; if you don\'t have a
good partner, you better have a good hand.
Unknown
Is sex dirty? Only when it\'s being done right.
Woody Allen
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex,
you thought of nothing else if you didn\'t
have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Baldwin
Tell him I\'ve been too fuckin\' busy...or vice versa.
Dorothy Parker
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you\'ve got and
fifty percent what people think you\'ve got.
Sophia Loren
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes
Jacqueline Kennedy
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Nora Ephron
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
Is that a gun in your pocket,
or are you just glad to see me?
Mae West
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Kissing and I mean like, yummy,
smacking kissing, is the most
delicious, most beautiful and
passionate thing that two people
can do, bar none. Better than sex,hands down.
Drew Barrymore
This is my ultimate fantasy:
Watching QVC with a credit card
while making love and eating at
the same time.
Yasmine Bleeth
Everyone probably thinks that I\'m a raving
nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual
appetite, when the truth is I\'d rather read a book.
Madonna Ciccone
Dancing is a perpendicular
expression of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard Shaw
Christianity has done a great deal
for love by making a sin of it.
Anatole France
Don\'t stay in bed,unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
My wife is a sex object,every time I ask for sex,
she objects.
Les Dawson
You\'ll have big green eyes, world class breasts,
ass that won\'t quit and legs that go all the way up.
Valentine McKee
If somebody makes me laugh, I\'m his slave for life.
Bette Midler
The only reason I would take up jogging is
so I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
Memory is like an orgasm.It\'s a lot better if you
don\'t have to fake it.
Seymore
There are no good girls gone wrong,
just bad girls found out.
Mae West
Pursuit and seduction are the essence of sexuality.
It\'s part of the sizzle.
Camille Paglia
A halo has to fall only a few
inches to become a noose.
Farmers Almanac
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Lillian Day
The only bodily organ which is really regarded as
inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl\'s clitoris.
Sigmund Freud
Anybody who believes that the way to a man\'s heart
is through his stomach flunked geography.
Robert Byrne
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Mae West
The mistakes you regret the most in your life are
the ones you didn\'t commit when you had the chance.
Helen Rowland
Writing is like prostitution.First you do it for love, and
then for a few close friends, and then for money.
Moliere
We Barbie dolls are not supposed to
behave the way I do.
Sharon Stone
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker
Never trust anything that can bleed
for five days every month and live.
Chucklethorn
Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone
The only difference between men and boys
is the cost of their toys.
Unknown
Whats better then a rose on the piano?
Tu-lips on the organ.
Only decent girls keep a diary.
The others don\'t have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
Men are like snowstorms. You never know
when he\'s coming, how many inches you\'ll
get or how long he will last.
The good thing about masturbation is that
you don\'t have to dress up for it.
Truman Capote
It isn\'t what I do, but how I do it.
It isn\'t what I say, but how I say it,
and how I look when I do it and say it.
Mae West
The difference between pornography
and erotica is lighting.
Gloria Leonard
There are two types of women:
Those who want power in the world,
and those who want power in the bedroom.
\'Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Don\'t knock masturbation,
it\'s sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
Mobile phones are the only subject on which
men boast about who\'s got the smallest.
Neil Kinnock
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