seadove
05-18-2003, 09:04 PM
Subject: Fw: DEAR G-D (FROM KIDS)
1. Dear G-d, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda
2. Dear G-d, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce
3. Dear Mr. G-d, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. --Janet
4. Dear G-d, If we come back as somebody else, please don\'t let me be Jennifer Horton-because I hate her. Denise
6. G-d, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.Love, Alison
7. Dear G-d, How did you know you were G-d? Who told you? Charlene
8. Dear G-d, Is it true my father won\'t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita
9. Dear G-d, I bet it\'s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan
10. Dear G-d, Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You? If you did, then I\'m going to get even with my brother. Darla
11. Dear G-d, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn
12. Dear G-d, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis
13. Dear G-d, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don\'t, who does? Nan
14. Dear G-d, It\'s O.K. that you made different religions, but don\'t you get mixed up sometimes? Arnold
15. Dear G-d, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
16. Dear G-d, In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
17. Dear G-d, What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything you wanted. Jane
18. Dear G-d, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don\'t do any now? Billy
19. Dear G-d, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter
20. Dear G-d, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry
21. Dear G-d, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What\'s up? Don\'t forget. Mark
22. Dear G-d, You don\'t have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street. Dean
23. Dear G-d, My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn\'t sound right. What do you say? Marsha
24. Dear G-d, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Barbara
25. Dear G-d, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny
26. Dear G-d, In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation? Jane
27. Dear G-d, in school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday school they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea? Sincerely, Donna
28. Dear G-d, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already G-d. Charles
29. Dear G-d, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can\'t you do that with the moon? Jeff
30. Dear G-d, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank
31. Dear G-d, I didn\'t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Carol
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1. Dear G-d, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda
2. Dear G-d, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce
3. Dear Mr. G-d, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. --Janet
4. Dear G-d, If we come back as somebody else, please don\'t let me be Jennifer Horton-because I hate her. Denise
6. G-d, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.Love, Alison
7. Dear G-d, How did you know you were G-d? Who told you? Charlene
8. Dear G-d, Is it true my father won\'t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita
9. Dear G-d, I bet it\'s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan
10. Dear G-d, Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You? If you did, then I\'m going to get even with my brother. Darla
11. Dear G-d, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn
12. Dear G-d, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis
13. Dear G-d, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don\'t, who does? Nan
14. Dear G-d, It\'s O.K. that you made different religions, but don\'t you get mixed up sometimes? Arnold
15. Dear G-d, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
16. Dear G-d, In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
17. Dear G-d, What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything you wanted. Jane
18. Dear G-d, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don\'t do any now? Billy
19. Dear G-d, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter
20. Dear G-d, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry
21. Dear G-d, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What\'s up? Don\'t forget. Mark
22. Dear G-d, You don\'t have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street. Dean
23. Dear G-d, My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn\'t sound right. What do you say? Marsha
24. Dear G-d, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Barbara
25. Dear G-d, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny
26. Dear G-d, In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation? Jane
27. Dear G-d, in school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday school they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea? Sincerely, Donna
28. Dear G-d, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already G-d. Charles
29. Dear G-d, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can\'t you do that with the moon? Jeff
30. Dear G-d, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank
31. Dear G-d, I didn\'t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Carol
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