View Full Version : Lesson learned
Whiffy
05-09-2003, 04:31 PM
Don\'t spray TE on your pubes, go clubbing, pick up a girl, take her home, and let her go down on you. That stuff reeks down there!
Cat piss smell + body odor = long, bad night.
tallmacky
05-09-2003, 04:32 PM
what were her comments?
Whiffy
05-09-2003, 04:35 PM
I couldn\'t make it out between the coughing. Then she just all-too-quickly made her way back up my stomach, torso and face.
Gerund
05-09-2003, 04:37 PM
Didn\'t you have a good grip on her ears? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
05-09-2003, 04:43 PM
That really sucks! Oh wait......never mind /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
That really blows!.....ooops sorry /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
EXIT63
05-09-2003, 04:45 PM
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Don\'t spray TE on your pubes, go clubbing, pick up a girl, take her home, and let her go down on you. That stuff reeks down there!
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I agree, when I went to take a leak, I unzipped and KABOOOM !!! Man, talk about a stench. It was a good thing I didn\'t hook up. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
tallmacky
05-09-2003, 04:46 PM
maybe she was so turned on she couldn\'t go any further, oh that is wiseful thinking, I sprayed some on my pubes didn\'t notice a real toxic smell.
Gerund
05-09-2003, 04:49 PM
I\'m thinking I might put a little of some type of phero preparation on the outside of my Levis, but never directly on the goods inside, if there was a possibility of receiving oral later...
EXIT63
05-09-2003, 04:52 PM
Yeah, it was all Doc Smells idea. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Although he did warn us. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
05-09-2003, 04:56 PM
Did it smell like Smegma? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
EXIT63
05-09-2003, 05:00 PM
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No, more like D @ B /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Whiffy
05-09-2003, 05:06 PM
I\'m circumsized. Smegma can go to hell! The thought of it grosses me out.
Anyone have any other painful lessons they wanna share?
Gerund
05-09-2003, 06:47 PM
Yeah, I miss my foreskin, too! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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