Has anyone tried to preserve their own sweat

[monesrule]

using everclear? Many on this board claim to have a clean sweat because of their diet. Plus the alcohol would kill the bacteria. Plus I saw on the news last month that when women were exposed to sweat withing out knowing what it was they like the smell and thought it was cologne!!

[nonscents]

I think that sweat is not the way to go. I took some heat for this a while back, but smegma is the key. I\'ll have to go back to JVK\'s book one of these days since I think he talks there about the powerful effects of smegma.

Since there is currently a parallel discussion going on about the musk deer, I would like to think of smegma as human musk. I have been afflicted, almost since birth, with a circumcised member. But uncut males and many females accumulate a cheesy substance in their foreskin, or clitoral hood, which is the female analogue to foreskin.

Some members have been smearing themselves with cat feces. I think this is a serious mistake. They can contain parasites and nasty stuff.

Smegma is the way to go. I would like to see some members get the smegam out of their members and drop it in some everclear. Let it steep for a week or two then strain.

Folks, I am dead serious. Read DrSmellthis\'s contributions. Perfume comes from the secretions from the smelly parts of animals. Real live natural human pheromone signatures contain hundreds of compounds. The synthetic mones we use now have the advantage of being concentrated beyond anything found naturally. Presumably that is the key to their power. But they lack the complexity of real phero signatures. If we could concentrate the mones of a don Juan like Whitehall, or a dona Juanita like . . . (well, I don\'t want to be flamed here, so you can put whatever auburn-haired hottie you want) we\'d have a supermone.

This smegma stuff has real possibilities. First, we need to learn more about it. Do all uncut men have it? How much do they produce. I know women have it to, but they may be unaware or they may be reluctant to admit it, falsely believing that it is unfeminine. Au contraire (whoops, as a proud and patriotic American, I meant, \"por lo contrario\")! This fragrant, pliable, cheese-like substance may be the very source of their femininity.

If you are one of the lucky, high-smegma producers, you could produce a highly-concentrated eau de smegma. Each day, or week, or whatever unit of time works best for you, extract that smegma from underneath your foreskin or clitoral hood. This could be like deer musk, more valuable than gold, so treasure every gram. Then put whatever you\'ve collected into a tightly stoppered vial of Everclear. I bet 15 liquid ounces of smegma, steeping for a month in 15 ounces of Everclear would pack a powerful wallop. After steeping for a month, strain and apply. Be sure to report your results on the forum.

[nonscents]

The following link has fun facts to know and tell about smegma, along with medically explicit photographs of smegma on penises. If viewing medical textbook-style explicit photographs upset you do not click on the link.

wake up and smell the smegma! (\"http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm\")

I edited this post with the warning above based on subsequent postings!

[franki]

Phew .. I am so happy that I lost my foreskin and therefore don\'t have to participate in this test.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Seriously though, don\'t you think that it will stink to high heavens..

Franki /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Skyy]

So i clicked the link here at work and had to close it quickly as its not an image i should be viewing here =P

[tallmacky]

yeah, you might want to put a warning on a image like that heheeh. I am not sure if I really need to go that far though what I have read sounds interesting.

[nonscents]

Thanks guys, I put a warning on the smegma-penis link.

[monesrule]

anyone going to try it. i am circumsized as well. Can u please tell me why you believe segma has the great diversity of phermones as compared to sweat???

I read that most of our sweat occurs over our genital and in our arm pits, and that we have hair there to transmit and abosrb the sweat and the phermone signals.

[druid]

i am un-circumsized but i wash under my foreskin (usually a couple of times a day). that stuff is nasty.

[tallmacky]

woo, you have to wash a couple of times a day?

[druid]

yeah that stuff is nasty. i wanna be clean in case I am out and some hottie grabs me and pulls me in the bathroom for a quick blow. you know that porno fantasy! I mean elana only lives like 20 mins from me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif j/k

[monesrule]

what is its purpose? i am jsut wondering the foundations for his theorizing

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OH! You\'re talking about the silky kind of liquidy stuff. It\'s not cheesy. Where do you get cheesy out of that? The other stuff on an uncircumsized guy is nice, actually.

[pelotudo]

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Really!? I take 2 showers a day b/c of it, and was considering getting cut b/c I can\'t stand having it there. Sex is f*king awesome though so I don\'t think I am.

And is it me, or did someone mention spreading it behind your ears like pheromones to attract girls!? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Well, I mean ... I\'m perverted, but ... it\'s very sexy to me how wet an uncut guy gets. I love that. Sometimes you don\'t even realize it until the foreskin\'s pulled back. It\'s a turn on to me.

[monesrule]

yea, i heard that sex is a lot more pleasurable for men and women with forskin. can someone explain to me why it is more pleasureable for a man?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Because the head of his penis is more sensitive since it stays covered most of the time. And the foreskin gives it more stimulation when the penis is stroked because it moves back and forth over the head.

[EXIT63]

because the part that gets sliced contains lots of nerves

[Elana]

I\'ll take mine chopped, please.

[pelotudo]

I can tell u why:

1. The head it enclosed at all times pretty much by the foreskin. The head is SO sensitive, just touching it with my finger can drive my wild and I can orgasm from just a mere rub on it.
2. The base of the head, where most of the sensitive nerve endings are located; is also covered at all times, and is extra sensitive.
3. When masturbating, no lubrication is needed whatsoever. The foreskin moves up and down the head of the penis while the penis is being stroked, and makes ejaculation and orgasm extremely easy.

-Jon

[monesrule]

how do women react to it when they see you uncircumsized?

[pelotudo]

FTR, it sounds like we need to get together sometime. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[EXIT63]

who uses lubricant when their waxing the carrot?

[monesrule]

yea, i do not think they had vasaline in the cave man days. i always wondered what they did. you solved that one for me

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how do women react to it when they see you uncircumsized?

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The 3 that have had the privledge to see it, reacted normally. With the skin pulled back, it looks almost identical to a cut penis, and there is no difference in the experience the opposite sex feels from it.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

The only difference is that an uncut guy is wetter, so you don\'t need lube, or as much lube. So that\'s an advantage.

[monesrule]

here is a thread where the association between male sweat and female happiness comes up. An appearance by Jkohl as well!

http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=UBB5&amp;Number=61555&amp;page=46&amp; view=collapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;fpart=1 (\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=UBB5&amp;Number=61555&amp;page=46&amp; view=collapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;fpart=1\")

[Kifer85]

I like my nice trim.

Hell, there\'s gotta be something to it if a 99 year old guy named Abraham did it to himself 5000 years ago and created a tradition thats lasted ever since and spread to countless societies.

My mohel did a good job. I\'ll take my burger without cheese.

[franki]

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yea, i heard that sex is a lot more pleasurable for men and women with forskin. can someone explain to me why it is more pleasureable for a man?

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I don\'t know if you guys are interested in this, but,
Actually I was one of those guys who got circumsized at 18 because it was NOT pleasurable to have sex like that. Actually it hurt. Not with masturbating, but with doing the real thing. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif I am so glad I lost it now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[pelotudo]

franki,

How bad did getting cut hurt, and how long were you \"out of comission\" for? How much did the procedure cost too? I was considering getting it done. Also, did you notice an increase in size after you were cut? I\'ve heard a couple of case where guys would gain anywhere from 1/2\" to 1 1/2\" in size after getting cut.

-Jon

[franki]

Getting cut didn\'t hurt because I had a (local) anaesthetic. It cost me about $300 here in Germany (paid by insurance). I think it is a relatively simple procedure, so it doesn\'t have to cost too much.

I couldn\'t \"use\" it for one week or so. I didn\'t notice any increase in size, /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif , lol

Franki /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[seadove]

Elana is missing in this thread.Can\'t you guys hold your horses until she comes by?

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[Elana]

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Elana is missing in this thread.Can\'t you guys hold your horses until she comes by?

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Thanks for thinking about me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I have only been with two uncircumcised men. One was from the family of the famous rum that we all love so much. Well, maybe he should have used some of that rum to wash his penis, because it smelled awful. That was not a pleasant experience. I prefer them cut because they are cleaner, and the head is always on display and that\'s a beautiful thing.

[nonscents]

I forgot to check JVK\'s book last night.
But here\'s what a 5-minute google search yielded:

source: http://kennys-ins.com/phertom.html (\"http://kennys-ins.com/phertom.html\")
quote: One researcher, Martha McClintock, observed that women who live in close contact with one another menstruate together. She found that women living in institutions where they had no contact with men - hostels, convents and the like-all had their periods at the same. Ms McClintock then performed an interesting experiment in her sample convent. She let in male smells in the form of urine and smegma-stained pillowcases which were put on the nun’s beds. The result was that the nun’s periods were disrupted by what researchers now, call \"the strange male effect\". \'I\'he oestrous synchrony broke up. It happens in rats as well.

Editorial comment: If it\'s good enough for nuns, it\'s good enough for me!

source: http://www.articles.halfempty.com/people/98-05-04.htm (\"http://www.articles.halfempty.com/people/98-05-04.htm\")
quote: If you pull gently on the hood covering the clit you can see the glans or tip more clearly. It looks a little like the eraser at the tip of a pencil only pinker and smaller. The tip is very sensitive so be gentle and sweet when it is all exposed and vulnerable. The clitoris secretes a cheeselike fatty substance called smegma. Smegma has a distinctive odor that serves as a pheromone, an organic compound that provides communication with other members of the same species. In this case smegma prompts erotic stimulation in human males.

editorial comment: Maybe some member of the copulin-producing sex should post this on the women\'s forum. I don\'t remember reading this in Our Bodies Our Selves.

source: http://www.smart-publications.com/books/better-sex/section-08a.html (\"http://www.smart-publications.com/books/better-sex/section-08a.html\")
quote: Men primarily release androsterone through their skin and hair. And while both men and women excrete trace amounts of it through their urine, men excrete up to four times as much as women do. This particular pheromone, which is produced by the adrenal glands of both sexes, is also present in sweat under the armpits of both sexes. In addition, it is present in smegma, the substance secreted by the sebaceous glands of the penis and vagina.

source: http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/meatus (\"http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/meatus\")
quote: (NB --smegma moves from the coronal sulcus out through the foreskin, since it is a mixture of normal skin sloughing and pheromone-laden sebum [oil] that lubricates between the glans and inner lining of the foreskin.
This is part of a complex, normal and fascinating self-cleaning mechanism of the intact penis. Smegma, in fact, is the ancent Greek word for SOAP.)

There are a lot more sources out there.

I am starting to develop a bad case of foreskin envy. Actually, since most women in the west remain intact, it might be more accurate to say that I have clitoral hood envy. As you can see, I am developing a debilitating complex.

Thanks to all the guys who post about penis enlargement, I\'ve learned that there are natural ways to restore foreskin. I haven\'t read them yet though. Maybe I\'ll have to hang weights for six hours a day to stretch the skin around my glans. I don\'t want a bigger dick, I want one that\'s a cheese factory.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

It\'s fun to have a new enthusiasm, but I\'m hoping this one of yours wanes quickly. Trust me, you don\'t want a cheese factory. See Elana\'s post, above.

You\'d be surprised how much women know about their own bodies; even how to clean their clitoruses. Probably no need to post your Eureka in the women\'s forum.

You guys kill me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[nonscents]

FTR,

I mentioned women\'s smegma, because when I first raised the smegma issue in the humor forum, in response to Briela\'s Wal-Mart joke, there was general ignorance that women produced smegma.

http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=humor&amp;Number=69628&amp;page=2&amp; view=collapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;fpart=2&amp;vc=1 (\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=humor&amp;Number=69628&amp;page=2&amp; view=collapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;fpart=2&amp;vc=1\")

For the record I\'ve read Our Bodies Our Selves in a number of editions. I wasn\'t trying to put that book down. I was just pointing out that we all can learn new things about our bodies. Perhaps women have known how to clean themselves, but there does not seem to be a general awareness that women produce smegma. If most women knew, then I\'ll at least admit that it was news to me that women produce smegma. I always thought it went something like: smegma is to male as menstrual blood is to women. That is, smegma was specific to men and menstrual blood was specific to women. Maybe tomorrow someone will demonstrate to me that I\'ve been menstruating since I was 13, but in such tiny amounts that I never realized it.

I welcome Elana\'s experiences. She said that she doesn\'t like publishing them on the forum so I appreciate that she shared that with us. There is one women who has a fondness for cut men. Is her preference general? I have no idea.

All I know is that this pungent substance is widely known in scientific circles as a potent source of mones. The thought of it disgusts many of us. But so does the idea of drinking urine, which is practiced in some cultures. Mones reside in places that many find disgusting.

\"Disgusting\" is usually associated with wetness and moisture. When I was a youngster, a friend of mine told me that it was disgusting that another guy stuck his fingers inside a woman\'s vagina. My reply was that I didn\'t find it disgusting, rather, it was something I\'d like to check out. Wet, moist, slimy substances are stuff we try to cover up, hide, or eliminate in our culture. But it seems that despite all our attempt to repress them, they return with ever greater force.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

There are books about women\'s bodies other than \"Our Bodies, Ourselves.\"

Smegma under the clitoral hood occurs in such minute amounts that it\'s hardly noticeable given a daily wash, which I believe most of us indulge in.

Elana freely posts her opinions and observations. She just doesn\'t like to go into detail about her sex life.

Ear wax is also a potent source of pheromones.

I\'m dying to see what you\'ll do with that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

Please tell me I did not just see a post on how to clean smegma from a clit! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Any woman that has smegma in her clit is not going to be helped by reading a book. She needs to be dumped in a vat of rubbing alcohol.

[nonscents]

&lt;nonscents rushes to google and types in \'earwax pheromones\'&gt;

Thanks for bringing that one up. My understanding, I haven\'t done the search yet, is that the evolutionary explanation of earwax is: we humans slept outside on the ground. Ear wax is a potent insect repellent that keeps bugs from crawling in our ears. Anyone know anything about this?

FTR has given me a great idea. Let\'s all of us start collecting our earwax in a bottle of Everclear. Then send it to me and I\'ll spread it all around my kitchen floor. Best dang cockroach repellent around. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

On a serious note, I once decided to take only cold showers. I did this for more than a year. (I read somewhere that it keeps you healthier.) I tell you I dreaded those morning showers in the middle of February. It wasn\'t easy in the summer either. It was pure masochism.

Anyway, I used to work at a job where we had a doctor and nursing staff in our office building. One day I didn\'t feel well and went to the medical office. They stuck the scope in my ears to take a look around and they told me that I had a huge buildup of earwax. I was told to go to the drugstore and get something to dissolve the stuff out.

I realized that my problem was the blasted cold showers. I love real long hot showers. When I take long hot showers the water cleans out my ears. My long masochistic stretch of cold showers left my ears filled with a secretion that some might find physically aversive.

Anyway, I thought I\'d share that so that you can figure out how to start collecting earwax.

[monesrule]

okay...calm down. nobody is collecting ear wax. I bet you therer are some smegma factories on these boards though who can do an expirment for us.

Seriously though, there is absoultely no way that none, nol, rone, cops, a1, and wagg make up all the positive phermones we have. If we had access to all of them at heightened levels, the responses we would be getting would be 50 times greater.

I read on a board where FTR mentioned that their is a smell of death. She along with others were able to tell someone wa going to die. Pherhaps in this smell their was a phermone that gave you that sixth sense.

I bet then that their are phermones that we produce when extremely healthy.

In nature such as with birds that produce colored beaks, females are always attracted to the most colorful beak because the colors are a sign of vitamins and minerals in the system (that is what is needed to produce them).

I would love to find some of these \"healthy\" phermones. I would love it if people were more open to finding more mones other then the five or so we have available to us nowadays.

[nonscents]

monesrule has seen the light! Today there are two of us, tomorrow they\'ll all be saying that they always knew that smegma is to human beings as musk is to musk deer.

Look, McClintock was collecting this stuff and smearing it on nun\'s pillows.

In my part of the world, prostitution is illegal. But it\'s not illegal to sell parts of your body, or stuff that your body sloughs off. I\'d really like to get to know an uncircumcised stud male and a cheesy beautiful female (humans only please, I don\'t want some Bambi trying to perform fellatio on me).

You know there\'s an expression like, \"if only you could bottle her sex appeal . . .\" (alright, there is no such expression, but there should be). Well, we could bottle it.

Make no mistake. I wouldn\'t smear some guy\'s smegma under my chin. It would be essence of smegma. You throw the smegma out after it\'s essence has leeched into the Everclear.

(I am starting to think of some good religious analogies here about the difference between the material base of a substance and its essence, but I digress.)

If you want to repel insects, find someone with bad bathing habits and get some of her or his earwax (yes, women do produce earwax). If you want to attract symmetric, healthy, fertile members of the opposite sex, as well as gain the respect and awe of all, find the person you want to model, harvest some of that person\'s smegma, extract the pheromonal essence of the smegma and put the cheesy dross in your compost bin.

I\'ve given you the key. You just have to unlock the door and walk through it. You don\'t have to be born a sex god to be a sex god. The secret of the ages revealed. At last.

[monesrule]

for some reason, the same people who were open enough to accept phermones as being true are not open enough to trying to find new things.

It is unbeleviable, the same flack they take from their friends, etc for using phermones (ha...how could those work!) they are just now doing to other people. Stop being so close minded. If it makes sense, no matter how unusual it is by every day standards, don\'t knock it!

[Elana]

Nobody is stopping you. Go borrow some cheese from a friends dick and let us know how it works for you.

[monesrule]

how about when you clean yourself down there you don\'t throw it down the drain

[Elana]

Sounds like a plan

[EXIT63]

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Nobody is stopping you. Go borrow some cheese from a friends dick and let us know how it works for you


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ROFLMF\'NAOWRUOBOELAC44M /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


(while rubbing one out because of Elanas LAC 44 mix)

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Fuckin\' loon, I swear to god. With the keys to the kingdom for us ingrates.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Unbelievable.

[monesrule]

http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=UBB5&amp;Number=69370&amp;Forum=Al l_Forums&amp;Words=women%20are%20all%20bi&amp;Match=Entire %20Phrase&amp;Searchpage=0&amp;Limit=500&amp;Old=3months&amp;Main= 68108&amp;Search=true#Post69370 (\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=UBB5&amp;Number=69370&amp;Forum=Al l_Forums&amp;Words=women%20are%20all%20bi&amp;Match=Entire %20Phrase&amp;Searchpage=0&amp;Limit=500&amp;Old=3months&amp;Main= 68108&amp;Search=true#Post69370\")

[Elana]

You don\'t like the ladies very much, do you monesrule?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I think he\'s jealous \'cause I\'ve eaten pussy and nobody will let him.

It\'s ok, monesrule. Some girl somewhere will open her legs for you.

[monesrule]

act like a lady. If you girls want to use the internet to socalize, get AOL. Otherwise, keep the snippiness to the real world.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Bite my ass, monesrule.

Isn\'t it irritating? You can\'t tell us what to do ...

[monesrule]

can you say \"pattern\"

http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=UBB5&amp;Number=69370&amp;Forum=Al l_Forums&amp;Words=women%20are%20all%20bi&amp;Match=Entire %20Phrase&amp;Searchpage=0&amp;Limit=500&amp;Old=3months&amp;Main= 68108&amp;Search=true#Post69370 (\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=UBB5&amp;Number=69370&amp;Forum=Al l_Forums&amp;Words=women%20are%20all%20bi&amp;Match=Entire %20Phrase&amp;Searchpage=0&amp;Limit=500&amp;Old=3months&amp;Main= 68108&amp;Search=true#Post69370\")

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Do something useful. Go collect some smegma.

How long have you been obsessed with me? You\'re quick with the old threads. I\'d be flattered if I thought your opinion was worth anything.

[Elana]

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act like a lady. If you girls want to use the internet to socalize, get AOL. Otherwise, keep the snippiness to the real world.

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You\'re not the boss of me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
monesrule....just try to be nice. It\'s not that hard.

[Elana]

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can you say \"pattern\"

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No...I would call that the same post. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[monesrule]

you can\'t help yourself can you. i allowed you the last word several times over. If you don\'t want to talk about phermones with others who want to talk about phermones, then \"phermone discussion\" is not an appropriate forum for you.

[Elana]

You are right. Let\'s talk about earwax. We need to stay on track.

[monesrule]

the gentleman who brought that up says evidence points to the conclusion that pheromones are held their, so it is certainly appropriate. If you\'d read what he wrote instead of concentrating on what joke you can come up with, you\'d know that.

take a piece of your own advice and try and be nice. It is not that hard.

[Elana]

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take a piece of your own advice and try and be nice. It is not that hard.

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I am as sweet as candy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif You seem to be the only person that I butt heads with.

[monesrule]

okay, then just keep cat poop comments to yourself sweet pea, and then will congratulate you when you tell me how sweet your pussy tastes.

[Elana]

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[Mtnjim]

DrSmellthis, 7/24/02:

\"I do, but then again I\'ll smell anything. Ear wax is like human musk. I freak women out when they ask me to make them a perfume I tell them I need to spend a few minutes smelling their armpits to get their pheromone signature.\"

This has come up before. I remember a detailed discussion but couldn\'t find it in the archives (yes, I\'ve been around that long).

[Xehupatl]

whoa monesrule has accumulates 200 posts within 6 days! I feel post-count-envy rising, RISING ... gone

[**DONOTDELETE**]

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okay, then just keep cat poop comments to yourself sweet pea, and then will congratulate you when you tell me how sweet your pussy tastes.

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Like I said, fuckin\' loon ...

[**DONOTDELETE**]

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okay, then just keep cat poop comments to yourself sweet pea, and then will congratulate you when you tell me how sweet your pussy tastes.

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What exactly is that supposed to mean?

[tallmacky]

monesrule you are me with more balls and maybe even a less forward thinking (I am sure we have much more differences). I think your head butt with Elana is impossible, E is top of the line POA. I have been lucky enough to pm her every day or less and she\'s much smarter, nicer, (maybe hot?) then you may think. I can tell those who are people you through by the wasteside, just about all the people I know are people that you would disregard, believe it or not most people are flat out bad, whether greedy, immoral, and the list goes on all in all just about ever person I met is partial evil. Can I say E isn\'t who knows but I doubt it where am I going with this who knows? Now about your disaggreements with FTR well I can understand.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

\"E is top of the line POA. \"

There\'s that charm school tact again.

What\'s your beef with me, Tallmacky? I haven\'t said one thing to you.

Monesrule, how do you expect anyone to believe you are a professional writer on any subject when you don\'t know the difference between \"here\" and \"hear,\" \"there\" and \"their\" ...

\"pheromones are held their\"

But back to smegma, because, yeah, we need to stay on topic.

[Elana]

I actually won that award in High School honors society. I was so proud that day.

[Xehupatl]

Well it\'s either full moon or we\'re all drenched in too much -none ... it\'s like ... nah

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Yep, Top Of the Line Piece of Ass, now, there\'s a compliment from a gentleman.

I wonder - I mean, is that higher than Grade A, like, restaurant quality, or what. Better than Prime? Do they have a brand to put on your butt so everybody knows, or what.

[CptKipling]

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I feel post-count-envy rising, RISING ... gone

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

hehe

[Elana]

I didn\'t get a brand on my butt, but I did get a case of coors light.

[tallmacky]

yeah sure ftr, focus on the spelling errors or way I use my words, you must be quite the vocal fighter I am sure you have hurt many people through that hehehe.

Now are we arguing about me saying POA? I sure hope not sounds kind of redundant eh?

[BassMan]

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Do they have a brand to put on your butt so everybody knows, or what.

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Pics? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Skyy]

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take a piece of your own advice and try and be nice. It is not that hard.

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I am as sweet as candy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif You seem to be the only person that I butt heads with.

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indeed /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Tallmacky, I asked you how old you were and you\'ve been spazzing since. I have not said one thing to you. What\'s the problem?

[Elana]

Skyy...you\'re getting there /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Tallmacky, honey ... again, I was talking to your idol, there, Mr. Monesrule, NOT you.

Get a grip.

[tallmacky]

no you\'re right, you didn\'t insult and badger me for any advice I gave on other threads after that such as \"HELP!!!\" and some others if you want me to find them. Hey maybe you were upset and I am kind of a easy target.

Oh please I just asked how old you are come on FTR

[**DONOTDELETE**]

No, maybe I just wish you\'d shut up sometimes.

I\'m sure you wish the same thing about me.

I don\'t think it\'s the end of the world, but ... you are determined to have a two day pout fit, apparently.

Whatever -- the advice you gave that girl was wrong. If she\'d spent what money she has on SOE, she\'d be pretty upset.

[Elana]

TM and FTR....it\'s over. That was yesterday. Everything is fine. TM...grab her tit and call it a day

[**DONOTDELETE**]

He\'s cut off for awhile.

You suckle him.

[Elana]

You always leave me to take care of the kids while you run off and play

[**DONOTDELETE**]

You seem to enjoy it so. My patience is short, being old and decrepit.

[tallmacky]

I have 500 post you have 504544454

The advise I gave her was not wrong, she said she had a budget problem so I said you may as well \"TRY\" out SOE you can get a pack of 7 for only 9 bucks. She was talking about getting a -nol concentration at that time.

I never wanted you to shut up I never even thought that, well if I was diverting my true feelings I could see how that could happen.

Maybe I am annoying its just a problem I have, I may get over someday.

PS you are not old.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Yeah, me too, some day. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[tallmacky]

Has the sun come out? are the birds doing that thing were they sing (chirping) is it finally over?

Are you threatened by me I mean I could understand a good looking young up and coming kid and all.

[Elana]

Just grab her tit and run away

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Yeah, that\'s what it is. I\'m threatened by you. I admit it.

Elana ... I\'m gonna grab your tit in a minute. ...

[Xehupatl]

if tit-grabbing were the international peace-sign, those peaceniks would be rooting for a war to break out

[tallmacky]

titty twisters

[Skyy]

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titty twisters

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That almost sounds like it could be a name of a candy /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I heard Elana\'s sweet as candy...

[Xehupatl]

we could call that kind of behavior:

wait for it ...






wait ....







before you go on here\'s the XX#1 mix:
XX#1:
20% toejam,
10% smegma,
30% earwax and
40% sweat





wait for it ....







BOARD - RAGE !!1!




BWAHAHAHAHA I\'m so full of ... myself?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Xehupatl, I think you should give us all an attunement.

[Xehupatl]

UP YOURS, SWEETPEA!

:grabs tit runs &amp; hides : hihihihihi!

[monesrule]

Monesrule, how do you expect anyone to believe you are a professional writer on any subject when you don\'t know the difference between \"here\" and \"hear,\" \"there\" and \"their\" ... &gt;&gt;&gt;

If I cared about proving anything to you i could just provide links to my work, and you would see USA Today is not Bayside High Today. This copy is not for my editor, and frankly I don\'t see why you would think I would even lie . As far as I am concerned, a high school kid writing for his school paper still is a step ahead of you.

[nonscents]

Can\'t we all just inhale some smegma and earwax of enlightened higher primates and get along?

Hey, that gives me another idea. McClintock smeared male smegma on nuns\' pillows. Why not smear nuns\' smegma on nubile teenaged girls\' pillows. Maybe it\'ll keep them (the nubile girls) celibate. Smegma reinforces family values!

[nonscents]

Oh yeah, and Xehupatl, don\'t go naming my nun mix after yourself! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Phantom]

I did\'nt know what Smegma was until I read this post. I\'m uncut and very clean and I never knew you can accumilate such garbage on your penis, you cheese factories are just dirty and a disgrace to all uncut guys /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif!.

[Elana]

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you cheese factories are just dirty and a disgrace to all uncut guys !.


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That\'s true. My one bad experience ruined me for life. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Conversely, the guys I\'ve been with who were uncut were VERY clean and there was nothing even the slightest bit unpleasant ... and nothing even the slightest bit like cheese. UGH.

[Elana]

I was with the rum guy many times and it only happened once....I was so turned off. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Phantom]

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I was with the rum guy many times and it only happened once....I was so turned off. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> You should of slapped him and yelled \"clean your FUKING DIK!!!!\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif, lol that is disgusting it reminds me of the babypowdered crotch chick. I almost puked /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

She didn\'t wash?

[Elana]

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You should of slapped him and yelled \"clean your FUKING DIK!!!!\" , lol that is disgusting it reminds me of the babypowdered crotch chick. I almost puked

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lol The baby powder crotch story made me sick too. I agree with what you said about baby powder. Baby powder is NOT sexy on grown ups. It smells like diapers.

[Phantom]

The combination of tight pants made her crotch really sweaty/stinky (she was really hairy down there) and the addition of babypowder mixed with vaginal fluids almost made me vomit. (it smelled like ass, baby powder, slight fish and burnt hairs. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif)

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lol The baby powder crotch story made me sick too. I agree with what you said about baby powder. Baby powder is NOT sexy on grown ups. It smells like diapers.


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> My point exactly /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif!

[Elana]

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it smelled like ass, baby powder, slight fish and burnt hairs.


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That\'s just so wrong! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

That\'s pretty nasty..

You know how I like baby powder, but to each his own. Anything smells bad if the person\'s not clean and healthy.

[Phantom]

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That\'s pretty nasty..

You know how I like baby powder, but to each his own. Anything smells bad if the person\'s not clean and healthy.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> That is true she probably was trying to cover up something that smelled bad anyways, but I still disdain anyone who wears it (it\'s not a very mature scent and I hate kids lol so thats another downer /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif).

Note: I hate children these days because they just don\'t know how to behave (public crying fits, acting like they can have anything they want ect...). My kids will never grow up like that, all these women neglect their kids so badly, the though is just painful... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Skyy]

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The combination of tight pants made her crotch really sweaty/stinky (she was really hairy down there) and the addition of babypowder mixed with vaginal fluids almost made me vomit. (it smelled like ass, baby powder, slight fish and burnt hairs. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif)

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lol The baby powder crotch story made me sick too. I agree with what you said about baby powder. Baby powder is NOT sexy on grown ups. It smells like diapers.


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> My point exactly /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif!

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Oh man since were heading this way ill let you in on my story..

Anyways back like 3 years ago my g/f and I went to a rave and partied very hard etc( you ge tthe idea) anyways. we both came back and we both hadnt showered for I duno 24 hrs id say but keep in mind we were dacing all night and it got very hot. So we get back to my house and were laying on the bed and she got a lil horny so what can I say? one thing led to another and I ended up going down and HOLY [bad word]
I COULDNT BEAR IT. I SWEAR I NEVER SMELLED FUNK LIKE THAT BEFORE. I ALMOST THREW UP!!! omg after that day I was a changed man (seriously) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[tallmacky]

damn skyy woo heheh.

Hey phantom did you go down on this girl? I don\'t personally care what a women says, a vagina by the laws of nature are always going to smell, sure you may shower every 24 hours but if you break that rotation no one is offlimits to having a smelly one, and wow toxic.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

\"I don\'t personally care what a woman says, a vagina by the laws of nature are always going to smell ...\"

The first part of that statement is just stupid. The second part is a Watcherism. No field testing to back up the assertion.

Do you listen to yourself when you talk at all? Because we have to ... and I\'m nearly bleeding from the ears from it ...

[tallmacky]

why would you be bleeding from the ears? Do you actually hear me talking oh wait no I am typing therefore you see my \"text\", so you must be bleeding from the eyes eh?

If a women does not wash her private parts eventual it is going to smell very rotten no matter who the girl is, that is what I was saying now how could that be wrong. Thanks for the watcher hint he is afterall my mentor hehe.

[MOBLEYC57]

As you get older, you\'ll become aware of how it should smell. There\'s a natural smell of a vagina, and there\'s a smell with all the extra ingredients. You\'ll figure it out once you get to know your mate, and you should. I didn\'t know that some women didn\'t know not to wipe from the rear to front! I do now! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif If you run across one that smells like fish, ass, or anything else that shouldn\'t be eaten by any earthling...don\'t eat it!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Let Cpt Kipling be your mentor and take his advice.

[tallmacky]

FTR you are slick cat, kind of like the cats meow girly girl!

X-men 2 was pretty good FTR maybe my mom could have taken us.
If it smelled bad I think I would still eat.

[MOBLEYC57]

\"If it smelled bad I think I would still eat.\"

T-Mack! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaross!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif I hope you would at least add Katchup! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Whiffy]

You people are making me sick...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[jaipur]

Folks, smegma (slang btw) is a build up of a species of yeast. It is a yeast overgrowth mixed with dead foreskin and fungus to fead the yeast. It is completely unclean and is not a source of anything but possible health problems if not cleaned properly.

Going further into detail will take 4 pages to write and I don\'t have much time at the moment to do so. But, keep yourselves clean, don\'t believe the urine drinkers stories. I have my yeast overgrowth under control, no \'smegma\' under my foreskin. info about yeast (\"http://cambridgediet.org/editorial.php\") Here is an informational about yeast overgrowth that I found.

[seadove]

Thank G-d I\'m cercumcized!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[monesrule]

Apparently, collecting your own sweat has been discussed before. Here is what Dr. Smellthis had to say about it:

http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=UBB5&amp;Number=61499&amp;Forum=Al l_Forums&amp;Words=animal&amp;Match=Entire%20Phrase&amp;Search page=3&amp;Limit=25&amp;Old=allposts&amp;Main=61499&amp;Search=tru e#Post61499 (\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=UBB5&amp;Number=61499&amp;Forum=Al l_Forums&amp;Words=animal&amp;Match=Entire%20Phrase&amp;Search page=3&amp;Limit=25&amp;Old=allposts&amp;Main=61499&amp;Search=tru e#Post61499\")

[druid]

segmea is nasty and that is why I clean it regarly. I strongly suggest that all the uncircumsized guys do it. and i am tired of people thinking that uncircumsized guys are dirty. well it is dirty if you don\'t clean it, but that is true of any part of your body.

PS-For all the uncircumsized guys who are PEing, a good time to clean is right after your workout and your supererect. real easy to get to it.

[pelotudo]

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segmea is nasty and that is why I clean it regarly. I strongly suggest that all the uncircumsized guys do it. and i am tired of people thinking that uncircumsized guys are dirty. well it is dirty if you don\'t clean it, but that is true of any part of your body.

PS-For all the uncircumsized guys who are PEing, a good time to clean is right after your workout and your supererect. real easy to get to it.

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Thank you, I\'m with you all the way. I make sure it\'s clean down there. Just cuz some guys don\'t doesn\'t mean we all don\'t.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

My experience is that you all do. Elana had that one bad time, but ...I\'ve never smelled or tasted or seen anything like that on an uncircumsized guy, and my husband was uncircumsized and one lover after him, and a couple of one night stands/flings before him, so ... I\'ve never had the impression at all that uncircumsized men are not clean. Just wetter, and that\'s nice.

[Elana]

Women do not think of uncircumcised men as dirty. I did just have one bad experience, and I would certainly not turn down an nice uncircumcised cock, if it were offered. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

I can find the beauty in almost all penises. I have to say \"almost\" because of my pinky experience. I am sure FTR can agree with me that there was nothing beautiful about that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

&lt;-------nodding regretfully...

[tallmacky]

pinky? pinky? now that is close to impossible, but doesn\'t that make a guy rare therfore women see him as something more valuable?

[pelotudo]

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pinky? pinky? now that is close to impossible, but doesn\'t that make a guy rare therfore women see him as something more valuable?

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ROFLMAO, that\'s just too funny. I can see it now:

\"Hey hun, u wanna come back to my place? I\'ve got a bottle of Vodka and a 2 incher waitin there for ya. No, not 2\" soft...2\" hard.\"

If that guy scored, I would shoot myself.

[Elana]

Speaking of beauty in cocks.....one of the L-S guys sent me this lovely picture, and I thought I would share it will you all.

http://www.bettydodson.com/bouquet2.htm (\"http://www.bettydodson.com/bouquet2.htm\")

[pelotudo]

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Speaking of beauty in cocks.....one of the L-S guys sent me this lovely picture, and I thought I would share it will you all.

http://www.bettydodson.com/bouquet2.htm (\"http://www.bettydodson.com/bouquet2.htm\")

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You\'re a sick sick girl Elana

[Elana]

I know I am /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
I just love them so much! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Well, it gets worse. I liked him so much to begin with and he was so good in bed otherwise that I agreed to a second date ... during which time, while riding in his car with him, he said something about sex blah de blah, if we just had some rope.

ROPE?

ahem, I said ... who gets tied up?

Me, he says.

Ohhhhhh, but no ... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

That was the end of that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Elana]

I don\'t understand? What would you do?

[tallmacky]

nice picture E?, didn\'t know that they all looked so different ahemm not that I was looking or anything.

[Elana]

A work of art! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
All penises have their own characteristics that make them special.

[monesrule]

like a dash of smegma?

was it bacardi or captain morgan\'s? his house must have been enormous, and if it was captain morgan\'s i paid for half of it

[Elana]

Correct....and you didn\'t pay for it /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[tallmacky]

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A work of art! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
All penises have their own characteristics that make them special.

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really?, I don\'t feel that way about breasts, they have to be big and natural for me, I never would think of a small chested girl and go oh well those are unique and different from the rest.

[Elana]

I\'m not saying I don\'t have my favorites. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[monesrule]

big chested? some of those things just flop and don\'t even look like part of a woman\'s body. not that they are bad, but i am surprised they have to be like that. and even small chested, they often don\'t have nipple problems. they are all great though, so comforting...

[tallmacky]

nipple problems? I have noticed some of the smaller chested girls have boy like nipples (size) etc... as odd as that sounds. I like natural floppers, of course it can go too far and all.