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seadove
05-05-2003, 09:01 PM
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car\'s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman\'s bra.


VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one\'s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.


COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one\'s partner.
Male: Jotting down a quick note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.


BUTT (but) n.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing makes \"look bigger.\"
Male: What you slap when someone\'s scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.


COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one\'s girlfriend.


ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.


MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.


REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.


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